vampire conspiracy theories (gay thread)

[Vwls with one L dammit]

Keanu Reeves is a vampire

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpjhjpWT431qzdpnr.jpg

Now, look at this:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpjhk7lUka1qzdpnr.jpg
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

Then, look at this:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpjhksoe9d1qzdpnr.jpg
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.


Compare them:

http://i.imgur.com/COpH7.jpg

[Been]

ted theodore logan looks a lot different than neo

and if he was acting since early last century he'd be a hell of a lot better than he is now

[MistaCobalina]

A French actor that was born in 1847 and died of a heart attack in 1922... which wasn't unsual, seeing how he was, oh, 75 and all.

[blake]

onestep, is this true?

[Hillbilly Jim]

im convinced

[Archibald Peck]

i'm not sold.

[anatine]

:freaky