***OFFICIAL MOVIE REVIEWS***

[behemoth old]

Bought "Crash" today for $5 at Walmart. This movie is beyond annoying. The fucking singing throughout drives me bat shit crazy. On top of that, the movie itself is a giant piece of fucking shit. I hate this fucking movie. Anyone who likes it is dumb and should be gangraped by a gaggle of silverbacks high on crack. Bareback of course.

[Steerpike]

it's a 'boogle' of silverbacks old boy

[blake]

the fighter was the last really good movie i've seen.

:keepingitsensible

[dual]

the fighter was overrated and without christian bale that movie would have been pretty terrible

crash is so so so amazingly overrated, do you know it won best picture that year? im not kidding you. its a total ripoff of the whole "magnolia" 5 different stories end up intertwining by the end, but in crash it was all done in the most predictable and faux-poignant way possible

it fuckin sucked dawg

[Suicide King]

you scream hatred and yet your the dumbazz who bought it. sfo yourself

[Been]

last movie i saw was the omen remake yesterday morning online

was ok

i think it's a true story

[Been]

also it had 2 harry potter professors in it if that tickles your pickle

[DRK Star]

Saw LIMITLESS Sat night. Enjoyed it. would give it 3 of 4 stars. Interesting camera work throughout.

[behemoth old]

you scream hatred and yet your the dumbazz who bought it. sfo yourself


Shit I almost forgot. You gave a great performance in that movie.



http://content6.flixster.com/photo/53/90/90/5390904_tml.jpg

[behemoth old]

dual: best picture for $5 should have been red flag


Actually, I should've seen that Brendan Frasier, Terrence Howard, Ludacris and Ryan Phillipe were in the movie. Even Tony Danza did a cameo. That should've been a red flag right there.

[behemoth old]

The last good movie I saw in a theater....I can't even remember. Fuck you Hollywood.

[dual]

if i would have seen black swan at a theater that would have been it

[behemoth old]

Is the Black Swan any good? I have no idea what it's about (much like Crash) but it's playing at the cheap theaters. I'll go see it if people say it's good. If I go see it and it's terrible I will not be happy.

[MistaCobalina]

Well, I think it's great. But even if you don't like it, it's worth the cheap seat admission just for all the hot ballerina action there is in the movie. You're free rolling on the movie at that point.

[gay sex]

black swan is goat, fighters kinda mediocre and i love boxing yes the fight scenes were amazing, lincoln lawyer is quite enjoyable if youre going to a theater

[Hillbilly Jim]

fat because he is an amateur movie reviewer
totally writes a column, for free, for the las vegas gazette

[gay sex]

jim you are 5 feet tall and terrible at things involving coordination

[gay sex]

also youve never had soft shell crab

[behemoth old]

Well, I think it's great. But even if you don't like it, it's worth the cheap seat admission just for all the hot ballerina action there is in the movie. You're free rolling on the movie at that point.

It's about ballerinas? JFC you motherfuckers. You recommended a ballerina movie to me. Did you hear that Sotero? They said see the black swan. TO ME!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9a/Calvera.jpg/250px-Calvera.jpg

[dual]

its on dvd as of last tuesday tats y its at cheap theaters dawg
great film unless ur a dumdumb

[MistaCobalina]

It's about ballerinas? JFC you motherfuckers. You recommended a ballerina movie to me. Did you hear that Sotero? They said see the black swan. TO ME!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9a/Calvera.jpg/250px-Calvera.jpg



Um.. it's a horror movie about ballerinas that dyke out. Better?

[MistaCobalina]

also, the only thing black in this movie is the swan.

[behemoth old]

Saw Battle LA at the cheap theaters earlier this week and it did not disappoint.

[rum dick]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?desktop_uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fw atch%3Fv%3D1ytCEuuW2_A&v=1ytCEuuW2_A&gl=US

[SkyNigger]

This is the highlight of the film.

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