have you guys heard of this creep dan harmon

[Hillbilly Jim]

this guy rapes babies, i think he wrote community, but i dont watch that dumb show yall

we should probably steer clear of this moron

[Hillbilly Jim]

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[SetofKs]

Never heard of him. What does he do? Also, what were his naughty deeds? Can you give cliffnotes?

[Bobby Wong]

back when he was a teen, jim bought a cursed magic 8-ball from a gypsy woman. it displays tweets from 8 1/2 years in the future but the bad part is whoever holds it gets the uncontrollable desire to be one of those guys in the guinness book of world records who grows his fingernails to like 12 feet long