Tiger Woods' Mother was a hooker

[Steerpike]

I mean she had to be right?

She's Thai and married a black, US serviceman.

I need this shit addressed at a press conference, preferably if Tiger misses the cut on Friday.

[gay sex]

pike overcompensating cuz his mom blew one of winston churchills derelict sons

[Steerpike]

it was her patriotic duty

[SkyNigger]

Official line is that she was a secretary on the US base where he was posted as a Major. I'd say probably 50/50 each way. He's black (which Thais aren't the biggest fans of) and that suggests, actually I'm not sure what that suggests and it's usually the working girls who express dislike of black man, the hiso girls would deem the consideration beneath them...she's dark so not hiso, but that doesn't mean she's auto-hooker...I'd say 70/30 in favour of her working.

I hope whatever hooker I impregnate with my blanks spits out a Tiger. I shall claim him and raise him in the ways of the SkyNger

[Steerpike]

secretary of cocksucking, amirite?

[DankBlaniels]

SHE IS A HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Hillbilly Jim]

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