Hoser and McGee beg to swallow a fat load of Marty's warm sperm

[Tyde]

Ripptyde64
how come after 5 years on the forums being the very forgettable guy from Detroit that rarely posts.....all of the sudden you are in the center of all these dramas outting posters and being a fucking douchebag clownboy ? You divorcing your skank wife or something ?

MJLMIKE312
why are you so interested? I still dont post very much lol

Ripptyde64
its a valid observation
suddenly 'lewfeather' is a confrontational jerkoff...as opposed to being a nobody
wondering where all the hostile energy is coming from

Ripptyde64
yea exactly.....shut the fuck up
clown

MJLMIKE312
lol fuck are you spinning because I was in the other room?

Ripptyde64
what room
lol oh you must be in a chat room
tight life

MJLMIKE312
huuuuuh ?
no my living room

Ripptyde64
I asked you a legit question ...try answering it and stop wasting my time with your nonsense

MJLMIKE312
uhh okay

Ripptyde64
how did you go so fast from the non confrontational no name detriot guy....to the fucking piece of shit who likes to out people and be the center of drama
legit question
you seem to be all aggro now
pissing everyone off

MJLMIKE312
I started posting on NWP because of felon

Ripptyde64
not like i give a fuck ...just a neutral observatio
yea ok thanks for the update on why you joined nwp 5 years ago

MJLMIKE312
no probs

Ripptyde64
wtf does that have to do with my question

Ripptyde64
you arent my friend or anything....you are just some douche who has IMed me for the last 2 years sucking me off....i could care less.....im asking how you went from being so forgettable and non-participatory ...to outting people and personal info and being a fucking cock

MJLMIKE312
I know I'm not your friend
which is why I don't have to answer you at all and laugh about it.

Ripptyde64
answer the question
yea its funny
guess your wife stopped swallowing

MJLMIKE312
lol likely scenerio

Ripptyde64
maybe you got laid off

MJLMIKE312
lol

Ripptyde64
im genuinely curious about your transformation from forgettable nobody...to bitter and angry disgruntled prick

MJLMIKE312
there wasn't any transformation and I think you're looking into it possibly a bit to much

Ripptyde64
from my seat ...you are calling people out and posting personal info out of the blue....you pissed off jefferson and some other retard....but you never struck me as the 'out personal info' kind of guy......so Im guessing your life is sucking and you are manifesting your rage on random douchebags

MJLMIKE312
lol dude these retards started there own threads, just saying

Ripptyde64
cool story bro

MJLMIKE312
thanks would you like to hear it again? do you have enough time?

Ripptyde64
did I insult you at all ? no. I am making a legit observation....we both go way back on these forums....all of the sudden you are picking fights with tards and outting them.....out of character thats all

MJLMIKE312
Okay
so we can move on?

Ripptyde64
oh ok so you dont even want to reply
yea nice weather we've been having
go bears

MJLMIKE312
that's nice

Ripptyde64
cool strat to ignore a specific question

MJLMIKE312
I told you there wasn't a transformation that caused me to mess with people on the internet

Ripptyde64
bullshit

MJLMIKE312
that's your opinion
I used to get into with felon, weiss, hugepair and fuhoser all the time.
this is not new lol

Ripptyde64
all of the sudden you are mister pissed off outting personal info guy on DD
i owned all of the above
except hugepair

MJLMIKE312
hugepair wanted to fight me in vegas lol

Ripptyde64
I dont even know who that is
lol
ok changing subjects
i played live last night
first time in a month

Ripptyde64
won just under 800 in about 5 hours
wana see a cpl excellent hands
i already typed em up

MJLMIKE312
how mad would you be if i said no

Ripptyde64
well ok whatever

MJLMIKE312
thanks

Ripptyde64
yea becayse your life is pretty amazing I forgot

MJLMIKE312
no, I play way to much poker to care to read hand written HHs from live play
I have to hear thsi shit from all my IRL friends and it bores the fuck out of me


Ripptyde64
yea please say something interesting
I am only IMing you out of boredom

MJLMIKE312
okay

Ripptyde64
and to call you out for being a douche lately
fact
sorry you are above hearing about a hand of poker

MJLMIKE312
not above it just bores me

Ripptyde64
I know you have a big party you have to get to

MJLMIKE312
I asked if you would be mad and obviously you are
nah i stayed home tonight
weather is shitty
first snow of the season

Ripptyde64
you have this amazing life thats why you are on aim with me afer midight
ballin
fucking clown

MJLMIKE312
are you making fun of yourself? I don't even get why you are mad
you realize there are timezones in america right and its after 2am here so even if I wanted to do something everything would be closed
right?

Ripptyde64
no im making fun of you in denial and not being able to answer a simple fucking question
jerkoff

MJLMIKE312
I answered your question

Ripptyde64
no you didn't

MJLMIKE312
you didn't like it, you say you haven't insulted me yet you continue to try to
bringing up my wife etc
right thats not trying to insult me, get over it already its the internet

Ripptyde64
the question was....how did 'lewfeather' go from being a happy go lucky poster to being THAT GUY who outted personal info for 2 posters because his life obv sucks huge dick

MJLMIKE312
I was never a happy go lucky poster

MJLMIKE312
you're right that I don't post a lot though
I never have
I joined nwp to fuck with felon
thats a fact

Ripptyde64
yea....I CARE
lol

MJLMIKE312
look you ask a question, do you want answers or not

Ripptyde64
i told you...its a neutral observation

MJLMIKE312
and I told you that I was never a happy go poster

Ripptyde64
overnight you turned into a huge douchebag
kind of surprising
posting names and info....wow

MJLMIKE312
everyone else thought it was pretty funny because the guy was clearly trying to scam, has scammed, will continue to scam and is still wanted by the police.

Ripptyde64
when i saw the jefferson thread im like wow....lewfeather is a huge pos
its all good though bro
carry on with your bad self

MJLMIKE312
lol you know that jefferson doesnt care at all about that and thought it was funny when he woke up from his 3 day bender
plus he started the thread lol

Ripptyde64
your actions speak volumes about your character.....I had no idea you rolled that way

MJLMIKE312
Now you do
Will this continue to be a problem that we will have to discuss everytime I log into this aim account?

Ripptyde64
we are not 'friends' . i am IMing you kind of like how the goats are fed at a childrens zoo

MJLMIKE312
K

Ripptyde64
just a neutral observation

MJLMIKE312
See ya

Ripptyde64
peace out white trash

Ripptyde64
I used to like you...(well I didnt really notice you...same thing)

MJLMIKE312
thanks, peace

Ripptyde64
then I saw your jefferson thread

MJLMIKE312
did you say bye and start talking again?

Ripptyde64
Im like wow this guy is a fucking pos

MJLMIKE312
see ya marty

Ripptyde64
yea I did

MJLMIKE312
goodbye

Ripptyde64
sweet dreams cupcake

[Steerpike]

WAKE UP PEOPLE!

[gay sex]

GETTT UMM

[MistaCobalina]

Tyde, why am I in Siberia? You were mad because I didn't go to your site 'cause I got a virus, then you closed the site 2 days later. It doesn't make any sense. Let me come home, this winter is freezing, and I didn't pack for it *rubs my hands together*

[gay sex]

tyde dont cowtow to this bald woman, KEEP HIM SIBERIAD OUT SON

[Steerpike]

Ripptyde64
I dont even know who that is
lol
ok changing subjects
i played live last night
first time in a month

Ripptyde64
won just under 800 in about 5 hours
wana see a cpl excellent hands
i already typed em up

MJLMIKE312
how mad would you be if i said no



how about those hands tho?

you can put them in here or i can hook you up to the VIP Pro-Poker Forum

[gay sex]

daaaaang yall apparently its kowtow

[Tyde]

how about those hands tho?

you can put them in here or i can hook you up to the VIP Pro-Poker Forum


I called a raise to 10 with KQos...flop is King high..all spades...the guy bets 20 on the flop and I call.....turn is a red 5.....he bets 20 again and I have like 120 behind....and reraise to 80 leaving 40 behind.....He goes into the tank and is staring at me and flashes AK at me...im like fuck....anyway he tanks it for like 2 mins and I am like go ahead...the rest is going in...he is like 'did you flop it ' ? Im all....lets get it all in......(trying to sell that I flopped a flush)....anyway he goes all in ...im like oh well and stick in my last 40......booooooom Queen of hearts on the river...he was all pissed and the table is like wooooooo

a few hands later...


there was a partial misdeal where they made 2 players sit out the hand and I pick up 5/2d after a straddle raise...so I pop it to 14 to try to steal the 7 bucks...and this dude repops me to 28 (min raise lol)...I call obv .....flop is 4/2/2.....I decide to lead out and bet 17 and he reraises me to 75....I shove and he snap calls with AA.....sf OWNED

___


http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn89/Delta105/orly.gif



its amazing how bad local 1/2 guys are in Sactown

Lewfeather is obviously a massive jerkoff. Dude has to be going through some kind of major financial crisis with his mortgage or he is just pissed off about smelling the same snatch night after night

imo

[gay sex]

GETTT UMMMM

[gay sex]

daaaaaaaaaang yall and you knowwwwwwww THAT SNatch BE SMELLING


AND CAN I GET AN AMEN

[MistaCobalina]

Jewdonk:
fuck off farmboy

That's the beam talking, I know you don't mean it. Come on tyde, you know I didn't do anything! It's time to let cob come home.

[DankBlaniels]

first scooter then pike and now tyde. its been a big week for skatz

now tyde i wonder can you to get hold of delaware ?

i miss the big fella

[MistaCobalina]

I never went south on you, never posted your chats, I kept your secrets, I obeyed all the rules! It's not fair. I hope you're not taking it out on me that Gary never let you into IST.... tapper and I lobbied on your behalf.

[gay sex]

he went south on you

[Tyde]

cobson/bobson/mcgee/whatever your name is

I will humor you and respond since you get an erection with the notion of me even addressing you personally

I don't fucking care who you are or what cornfield you are nursing for your deceased parents.

You are just some demented loser with a freakish infatuation with me.

I feel sorry for your shitty ass life living in corn country

stop begging aim chat-tards for me to unblock you

I don't want to know anything about you. I do not want to be your chat buddy or anything resembling a 'friend' because its painfully clear to pretty much everyone on these fragmented sites that you have some serious isolation issues.

Anyway, good luck living in Fuckface, Nebraska and surfing 15 message forums per hour you corn fed piece of shit. You didn't even earn your acreage. It was inherited, and now you spend your cozy life accomplishing nothing and stalking middle aged men

I'm sorry that you aren't that interesting or compelling on your own. How sad you chase others around on the interwebs you fucking jackoff.

Let me know if you are in California soon....we can 'hook up' so I can hawk a fat green loogie in your face

[Tyde]

this is the tightrope you walk if you choose to post on these forums

If you voice opinions or take a stand or confront certain figures...

you are forced to contend with lowlifes and sick fucks like (ahem) 'Bobson' or whatever this guys name is...chasing you around the internet

please stop trolling the people I talk to on AIM to unblock you. You are a LOSER. I don't want anything to do with foul human beings

go scope out corn seed prices for next season so you can manage another year of being a bored white trash non-contributor on an inherited farm

gee I wish I could inherit the luxury of sitting around at 3 AM on an inherited property being a fucking creep on the internet

put a gun in your mouth already and get it over with you fucking jackoff

[gay sex]

basically sums up what everyone else has been thinking

[MistaCobalina]

:lol

Hall of fame tyde, hall of fame. Fuck I've missed rants like that on DD and Tydenation. Seriously though, when you sober up, give it some thought. You know I didn't do anything to warrant getting sent to siberia. People can accuse you of many things tyde, having many flaws. But no one has ever accused you of being unfair. Just think it over.

http://mattstone.blogs.com/photos/christian_art_symbols/dove-with-olive-branch.jpg

[gay sex]

more like nigcasso you corn bred idiot AND CAN I GET AN AMEN

[gay sex]

http://www.art-books.com/artbooks/images/items/02-0273.jpg obv this is what i was referencing if you dumb slobs were too obtuse AND CAN I GET AN OBMEN

[gay sex]

none of you got it

[gay sex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNHvNzx4_pM

[Tyde]

gay sex

you like 'Pimp My Ride' ?

I love that show lol

[MistaCobalina]

this is such bullshit. Gay sex won't let you in IST and you wash his balls, and I've done nothing but be supportive of you and you trash me and put me in siberia. You don't know who your friends are tyde, that's your problem.

[gay sex]

is it on twitter cuz thats where i exist now

[MistaCobalina]

I am done talking to you tonight about this when you're drunk and abusive tyde. If you want to continue this discussion, hit me up on aim tomorrow when you're thinking clearly.

[Tyde]

've missed rants like that on DD and Tydenation

you miss me so much because you have no personal inspiration of your own.

You have little (if any) unique creative juices

your entire M.O. is being a creepy motherfucker

I am done addressing you personally. I find you boring and sad

please stop lobbying people I chat with to unblock you

Warm Regards

[gay sex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J34z6bC6POw&feature=related GETT UMMMMMMM

[gay sex]

realtalk jd cobs not that bad he just hasnt left his home state and only finished his junior year at nebraska university and had to go home to help the fam, hes a weird guy but its likely aspergers and nothing he can control

[gay sex]

he honestly asked me what the ocean feels like once, hes had to overcome alot

[DankBlaniels]

so anyway tyde where is delaware ?

you have deprived us of his genius since you closed down tydenation and that is a terrible crime you have commited

[Tyde]

realtalk jd cobs not that bad he just hasnt left his home state and only finished his junior year at nebraska university and had to go home to help the fam, hes a weird guy but its likely aspergers and nothing he can control

almost funny

spoke my peace

I have no desire to 'converse' with this person

I gifted skatz with this thread because I wanted to shred Lewfeather for being a piece of shit and then I got 3 separate IM's tonight from people asking me to unblock bobson/mcgee or whatever corn boys name is this week

I choose not to carry on conversations or relationships (online or IRL) that are proven losers.

Bobson/McGee/Whatever STOP sucking dick on aim begging my contacts to unblock you

I made my choice a long time ago. I just don't like you You're a fucking douchebag. Can you please just move on with your already tragic life ?

pathetic that someone spends this much time trying too get my attention to even talk to them lol wow

look up ' self respect' in the dictionary

you aren't listed on that page fyi

[gay sex]

soak that in you lonely corn husk

[gay sex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5N5A1tBvl0&feature=relmfu

[gay sex]

lil b obviously stands for lil bobson but he means that metaphorically cuz hes a giant mishapen ape

[gay sex]

*shes* real talk yall didnt know that

[Tyde]

lol @ " I am done discussing this with you"

Hey cornhole McGee FYI

we are not 'discussing' anything

I am telling you to go fuck yourself

I have no interest in 'discussing' anything with you.

Remember that you are the one holding up a big neon sign on the street corner hoping I notice you

consider my direct replies to you today an early 2012 Christmas present

you are the one who seems to think we have a 'relationship' LOL

God your life must suck some serious nigger dick to think I give a flying fuck what you think

run along back to AIM chat now

[gay sex]

daaaaaaaang lil bobson pussying out cuz he cant handle the realness, and doing it through rep, BRO WHAT IS THIS april-august 2009

[Tyde]

Hit me up on aim when you're sober.

lmao

I suppose you are trying to create the illusion in this thread that we actually communicate

Um no, I seriously doubt I will be 'hitting you up' considering your fucking punk ass has been exiled from my world for the last 3 months

The fact I am even conversing with you via this thread is a vehicle for you to stroke your cock at 3 am sitting in your gifted parents farm

happy to make your day today by even acknowledging you exist

[Tyde]

cobson/bobson/mcgee frontin like he talks to me every day

um no

I blocked this creepy motherfucker at least 3 months ago

I'm sure he will be happy to tell the story since he has nothing better to discuss than ME

fuck off farmboy. you are a gimp and we don't have a relationship. you surf the web all day on the farm your deceased parents left you and spend your days obsessing about others on the internet far more interesting than you could ever hope to be

[nextlevelshit]

cobson/bobson/mcgee frontin like he talks to me every day

um no

I blocked this creepy motherfucker at least 3 months ago

I'm sure he will be happy to tell the story since he has nothing better to discuss than ME

fuck off farmboy. you are a gimp and we don't have a relationship. you surf the web all day on the farm your deceased parents left you and spend your days obsessing about others on the internet far more interesting than you could ever hope to be

Bobson is creepy I agree. I'm not anything like Bob. So lemme back on AIM. I met your mother, remember that ? The good times we had ??????

[Tyde]

thread is done

hope you enjoyed the show

notice Hoser and McGee on their knees sucking my cock to get unblocked

GaySex can you plz edit the title to read : Hoser and McGee beg to swallow a fat load of Marty's warm sperm

TY

peace out

[Tyde]

hoser has been unblocked

mcgee..

how about you go fuck yourself

[Tyde]

Bobson is creepy

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/098/cache/flag-waving-moon-landing_9803_600x450.jpg

[nextlevelshit]

:HOF

Out of Siberia comes with conditions and those conditions I have agreed to !

Best friday night I've had in years !

[boomroasted, bro]

IN.

[tony bagadonuts]

thread is done

hope you enjoyed the show

notice Hoser and McGee on their knees sucking my cock to get unblocked

GaySex can you plz edit the title to read : Hoser and McGee beg to swallow a fat load of Marty's warm sperm

TY

peace out

http://www.howdoesshe.com/wp-content/uploads/applause-2.jpg

[MistaCobalina]

GaySex can you plz edit the title to read : Hoser and McGee beg to swallow a fat load of Marty's warm sperm

TY

peace out



this isn't ist, Marty. You know I'm an admin here, right?

[Steerpike]

and THIS is why you're in retard siberia

[gay sex]

jewdonk if you want cobson deadminned and the thread title changed we can work something out

[gay sex]

COBS GETTING DE ADMINNED AND THREAD TITLE CHANGED JUST SAY THE WORD MJC

[Tyde]

COBS GETTING DE ADMINNED AND THREAD TITLE CHANGED JUST SAY THE WORD MJC


word


86 the pos to his parents hand-me-down cornfield

[gay sex]

its being done im gonna need you to roast gamble once every 3 days though

[Steerpike]

ok officially banned him now, good riddance to the claw-handed freak

[DankBlaniels]

FREE COBSON

[Joel Gertner]

And well, well, well...

While old man Cobalina will always be stuck in Siberia,
Women who look like Mike Ditka have never met my criteria.
The inbred genes haven't turned you into much of a looker,
It's no wonder you can only find company with a $50 hooker.
And even though no woman will ever let you see her cranny,
You can do what your dad did and marry a tranny.

It is I, the quintessential stud muffin, and a goodness, gracious, great balls of fire god damn handsome man,

Joel
"I left her pussy sore and a wreck,
Then she sent her son a check.
Because I'm a man of many sexual talents,
But even I can't give head like Uncle Allen."

GERTNER

[Tyde]

I killed almost an entire 1/5th and was up until 6 am

my bad

lol @ the new thread title

hof

[Tyde]

whats up with the edit feature expiring after (X) amount of time

that is bogus

[gay sex]

UR BOGUS

[anatine]

PINCH WITH THE BULL

[Tyde]

http://cheezburger.com/Builder/RenderPreview/f9c273de-dd55-4fef-9bf0-ac9a8157543b

[gay sex]

UH OH BIG DOG BRINGING OUT THE CLASSIC HITS

[Been]

sounds like this gertner guy is begging to be made an example of

[Terrance and Phillip]

http://cheezburger.com/Builder/RenderPreview/f9c273de-dd55-4fef-9bf0-ac9a8157543b

http://i.imgur.com/b1LJj.jpg

[Alberto Del Rio]

And well, well, well...

While old man Cobalina will always be stuck in Siberia,
Women who look like Mike Ditka have never met my criteria.
The inbred genes haven't turned you into much of a looker,
It's no wonder you can only find company with a $50 hooker.
And even though no woman will ever let you see her cranny,
You can do what your dad did and marry a tranny.

It is I, the quintessential stud muffin, and a goodness, gracious, great balls of fire god damn handsome man,

Joel
"I left her pussy sore and a wreck,
Then she sent her son a check.
Because I'm a man of many sexual talents,
But even I can't give head like Uncle Allen."

GERTNER

http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=41254

[Suicide King]

holy shit now Been is back? this is too much for one girl to handle in a week!

[Been]

hella on winter break

[gay sex]

yea probably super hard to juggle that schedule of psych 101 spanish 2 pre calculus and english 101

NOT ENOUGH HOURS IN THE DAY

[boomroasted, bro]

nice one gay

[gay sex]

FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT

[TeamRazor]

I called a raise to 10 with KQos...flop is King high..all spades...the guy bets 20 on the flop and I call.....turn is a red 5.....he bets 20 again and I have like 120 behind....and reraise to 80 leaving 40 behind.....He goes into the tank and is staring at me and flashes AK at me...im like fuck....anyway he tanks it for like 2 mins and I am like go ahead...the rest is going in...he is like 'did you flop it ' ? Im all....lets get it all in......(trying to sell that I flopped a flush)....anyway he goes all in ...im like oh well and stick in my last 40......booooooom Queen of hearts on the river...he was all pissed and the table is like wooooooo




So you saw he had AK and had you completely dead but you called anyways with 3 outs?

I predict great things for you Dr Pockle.

[Hillbilly Jim]

And well, well, well...

While old man Cobalina will always be stuck in Siberia,
Women who look like Mike Ditka have never met my criteria.
The inbred genes haven't turned you into much of a looker,
It's no wonder you can only find company with a $50 hooker.
And even though no woman will ever let you see her cranny,
You can do what your dad did and marry a tranny.

It is I, the quintessential stud muffin, and a goodness, gracious, great balls of fire god damn handsome man,

Joel
"I left her pussy sore and a wreck,
Then she sent her son a check.
Because I'm a man of many sexual talents,
But even I can't give head like Uncle Allen."

GERTNER

skatz needs more joel gertner

[Behemoth]

I have never been to Tyde's site but I heard there are garbage bags full of cans out front.

[boomroasted, bro]

So you saw he had AK and had you completely dead but you called anyways with 3 outs?

I predict great things for you Dr Pockle.

He had already committed 140+.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

you're lucky I let you have ist

GET HIM IAN

[blake]

lil b obviously stands for lil bobson but he means that metaphorically cuz hes a giant mishapen ape

:lmao