Big dart night

[HEX]

I'm playing in the finals of the A playoffs in my dart league tonight. If I can beat the guy who's actually the best player in the league (and I got a good shot), I will be king of the hill. Can I get some good wishes? Wolf gang, niggers, wolf gang!

[Steerpike]

It's Wolf Pack right?

Are you incorrectly quoting The Hangover in an effort to enlist my support?

I feel like you don't know the first thing about me...

[HEX]

Wolf GANG, nigger

KIOtLeJNrRU

FwvStS553WE

[Hillbilly Jim]

if you win yell look at his face now or in your gook face

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

and after that "boom roasted"

[HEX]

Gonna yell "Wolf gang!" obv. Gonna be saying that all night, win or lose.

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0704/campus.cribs.auburnswim/images/8.jpg

[SkyNigger]

I did this.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2566/78/74/700086269/n700086269_1722882_2959512.jpg?dl=1

Well, not really. But I'm friends with the guy that did so...

did you win?

[SkyNigger]

also darts is kinda dumb. i dunno. but like, have you ever go-karted? gokarting makes darts look kinda dumb. but then gokarting makes everything look kinda dumb, like sex seems dumb once you've go-karted.

it's a pity it's such a hassle or I'd gokart more often than the three times I have.

I don't work for the go-karting industry or anything, and have no beef with the darting or sex industries. i'm just saying you know. jmo

[Hillbilly Jim]

maybe open up a go karting business? then you can do it all the time

[HEX]

I lost 6-3. but I shot great so it's OK. Nigger is the best in the league and he shot two rounds of nine, took out 120 and another over 100 and an 80-something. I'll get him next time. Wolf gang.

[Steerpike]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SkyNigger]

maybe open up a go karting business? then you can do it all the time

You would be a terrible psychologist.

Or a wonderful one. I'd have to think about it.

But I can't be bothered.

[Hillbilly Jim]

You would be a terrible psychologist.

Or a wonderful one. I'd have to think about it.

But I can't be bothered.

actually probably better for you to buy half of someones existing business
be a silent partner and just hecka rid go carts whenever you want
also maybe bang the 18 year old girls that you will hire
obv hire hot asian chicks to be flag girls in skimpy outfits

[SkyNigger]

I feel that you just play with your iPad when I'm pouring my heart out. Do you even listen? I'm paying for this, right?

If I'm too lazy to put clothes on because her silliness in being scared to walk a single block to my apartment at night, when I told her to fucking get a cab and that if there was trouble, what possible good would it do her for me to be there, clothed or not, and all sorts of fucking pure cold logic in the face of her silly demands I be functional and play redundant societal games of effort which are nothing more than transparent tests of my level of caring which - quite frankly - I find offensive as I cannot cheat and I get ass-fucked every time....

how the fuck am I going to sign paperwork man, or be a silent partner or hire staff, let alone worry about their outfits and colour coordination and pay requisite attention to the FUCKING length of the short shorts for fucks sake

You're playing with that stupid App again aren't you. I talk and it just blows past you, all wordy and annoying-like.

I don't have to put up with this. This is AN OUTRAGE.

I'm fucking out of here. I deserve better than this. No, too late for your apologies. I'm not even listening. I'm walking out the door, don't start apologising now, I'm not even interested. I wouldn't come back even if you did.

http://i.imgur.com/DjCKv.gif

Look at what you've done. You've made a forum stronger today Lieutenant Caffey. I'm getting on a plane and going back to my base. You son of a bitch.

[Hillbilly Jim]

:whyhellothere
:cant

[Steerpike]

I basically brought that gif to skatz.

[Steerpike]

not those ones

[Hillbilly Jim]

:obv:realtalk:thatssogamble:dontgetit:vigo:tootles :modesto:gtfo2:wargames




these are hecka mine
pretty much terrible

[Steerpike]

i honestly feel like hex has let us all down here

[SkyNigger]

aside from :thatssogambowl or w/e, yes.

[SkyNigger]

i honestly feel like hex has let us all down here

I have adjusted the Thread Rating in agreeance.

Also Jim is really out of sorts just quietly.

I'm not out of sorts, but then this is an expectations game. And I play that game very adeptly, and conservatively.

[Hillbilly Jim]

to be fair i dont really know what is going on

[Steerpike]

i feel like hex lost to this guy, congratulated him, prolly gave him the hug-handshake combo, bought him a beer and hasn't practiced since the game

hex, is this true?

[SkyNigger]

Some people are just comfortable with losing.

It makes me sick. Sick to my stomach.

[Hillbilly Jim]

i feel like hex lost to this guy, congratulated him, prolly gave him the hug-handshake combo, bought him a beer and hasn't practiced since the game

hex, is this true?

then he had a heart to heart with the alcoholic bartender

[Steerpike]

he also quietly put a dollar into the swear jar for every obscenity his opponent uttered that night, whilst not allowing himself anything stronger than a 'good heavens'

[blake]

:obv:realtalk:thatssogamble:dontgetit:vigo:tootles :modesto:gtfo2:wargames




these are hecka mine
pretty much terrible

:this

[blake]

i honestly feel like hex has let us all down here

:this

[HEX]

i feel like hex lost to this guy, congratulated him, prolly gave him the hug-handshake combo, bought him a beer and hasn't practiced since the game

hex, is this true?

Well, kind of. I don't even have a board in my house, I just play a lot. But I did congratulate him and then I smoked a bowl in the alley with him, and then I made good-natured small talk with the alcoholic bartender. Then I left. But then the next day (yesterday) I played in the even better league I play in and I split with the second-best shooter in the league, who's better than the dude who beat me on Monday. My team lost bad, though, thus ending our 6-match winning streak. And now I'm just about to go sub in the third league that I used to play in but don't anymore, and I will crush motherfuckers who will just shake their heads in wonderment. Boy do I love darts. And drinking and smoking weed and socializing with my friends and playing the jukebox.

Any of you niggers want to shoot a game? Wolf gang

[Hillbilly Jim]

old guys smoking weed in alleys

[Steerpike]

-fin

[GAMBLE-BOT]

lol

[Hillbilly Jim]

so scooter did you ever buy a go-kart business?

[gay sex]

too busy firing shots on twitter about how if you hit kids but refuse to hit a woman you should put a bullet in your head

[gay sex]

i think vince and steven a need to dm each other

[Behemoth]

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[Behemoth]

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