shout out to our newest member, DakotaBurnsInHell

[anatine]

its funny because its true.

[gay sex]

i took care of him in visitor message form its all good

[SkyNigger]

Gay Sex is hella fat.

He also has Ovan Thighs.

http://www.vat19.com/blog/Thighmaster.jpg

[gay sex]

woaaaaah woaah woaaaaaah the king has returned?

[SkyNigger]

First posts simply don't get any fucking hotter than that, ladies.

[gay sex]

SKYYYYYYYYYBONE!!!!

[gay sex]

but seriously who names their dog "dakota" i mean jesus fucking christ

[SkyNigger]

I know right?

[gay sex]

seriously

[SkyNigger]

But seriously, I had no intention of ever returning except that He Who Shall Not Be Named [also known as The Chin / Sharp Knees / Heavy Hands / Satan Incarnate / NiggerStop / Ion (of Ion & The Bean fame)] took away my Rep Ability on Boreus because I was destroying him dish-style as he jizzed all over the ugly imports from TwoPlusFaggot.

[mama luigi]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8268/lakotabackpainrollon122.jpg

was trying for an ion bangs indian girls joke but it was really going nowhere :noose

[mama luigi]

yup they are terrible

[mama luigi]

something something alcoholism something child beating something something paint huffing

[mama luigi]

we got him boys :yes

[mama luigi]

i am unironically the worst

[SkyNigger]

Also, because I want some fucking recognition for my....h-h-ho-ho-hofffff....owning of Gay Sex's face in chat:

[8/12/2009 9:42:58 AM] gay sex:
now start talking about fucking ham
[8/12/2009 9:43:29 AM] scuter:
when Dakota is wearing mink
[8/12/2009 9:45:23 AM] gay sex:
can u imagine being ians dog
[8/12/2009 9:45:35 AM] gay sex:
like he sees some terrible romantic comedy
[8/12/2009 9:45:41 AM] gay sex:
and hes out their using you to lure women
[8/12/2009 9:45:43 AM] gay sex:
in the park
[8/12/2009 9:45:58 AM] gay sex:
that hound endured a lifetime of misery
[8/12/2009 9:46:28 AM] scuter:
slit her own paws is the word in the alleys
[8/12/2009 9:46:42 AM] gay sex:
ur moms an alley
[8/12/2009 9:46:45 AM] gay sex:
BOOM
[8/12/2009 9:46:51 AM] gay sex:
i still got it
[8/12/2009 9:47:19 AM] scuter:
wow. Rarely do :fail :fail :fail line up so neatly in such an order. It's beautiful. If you were a Slot, I'd have hella just hit a Feature!

[gay sex]

rofl im amazing

[anatine]

pretty sure ians dog died.

pretty.. pretty sure.

[SkyNigger]

pretty sure ians dog died.

pretty.. pretty sure.

If you're implying it escaped from those Sharp Knees and endless Hell...I like your theory.

[anatine]

i believe it chose the honorable path.

are you in .au now? am i allowed to hope you give up and go back to bangkok by feb so we can lol at how we are both shutins who cant get it together enough to hang out even tho we are in the same city?

[SkyNigger]

If I do end up back in Bkk by Feb [and there is a > 0% chance]...it will mean very bad things for my life. Resignation and stuff.

I'm still in Bkk for another few days. Pretty scared actually. The real world is a bit too....real?

[gay sex]

u better have a slice of pizza taped to your forehead if u fucking plan on quitting

[anatine]

then i have no choice but to table that particular dream.

thats ok, i have other dreams to keep me busy.

involving Kerri Kenney, mostly..

...mostly.

[Hillbilly Jim]

pretty sure ians dog died.

pretty.. pretty sure.
realneverstop, is this true?

[SkyNigger]

He died like Osama got buried at sea.

[Hillbilly Jim]

He died like Osama got buried at sea.

OSama got buried at sea via knee strikes?