Cinn vid

[Statutory Ape]

Bob and Tapper requested, Bob fwiw turned out to be I have a bad MAP sensor and need a new motor. It will forever be a piece of shit sadly, but the effort was appreciated.

Cinn vid as promised, honestly it wasn't that bad, and I have suffered much much....MUCH worse.

Sorry if I don't live up to expectations, haven't seen a weight since last october, it is what it is.

Blame heeb if the vid isn't the best, tough to do solo, but crack is pretty awesome, so I understand Dan.

t44TKa7z_CU

[MistaCobalina]

YOU DEALT WITH THAT CHALLENGE LIKE A BOSS.

[Steerpike]

what the fuck?

you're supposed to cough your lungs up for comedic effect you just straight-up ate it

[Steerpike]

has anyone ever actually done that before jfc

[blake]

what the fuck?

you're supposed to cough your lungs up for comedic effect you just straight-up ate it

has anyone ever actually done that before jfc

:this

first time i've ever seen anyone do this successfully

[MistaCobalina]

You made the cinnamon your lady friend.

[gay sex]

mike u gorgeous son of a bitch well played


also tappers head is going to literally explode when he wakes up off the floor of the brothel hes renting a room in

[gay sex]

also honestly mike im not a wealthy man, but resume unseen id hire u to be my accountant based on that shirt and glasses combo alone

[gay sex]

we might end up eating cinnamon in a box somewhere after u put all my money into corn pops cereal but uve got the look i feel i can trust

[Hillbilly Jim]

not to be a dick but he spit some out at 50 seconds
cinnamon challenge failed

[Hillbilly Jim]

try the saltine cracker challenge and make sure you have some room temperature water and pepperoni to help wash it down

[Statutory Ape]

not to be a dick but he spit some out at 50 seconds
cinnamon challenge failed

I know you're just fucking around and it's all good, to anyone else I might point out the challenge calls for a level tablespoon, mine was heaping, so even losing a tiny bit I still crushed the damn thing.

Thanks for the support ya'll, I love food challenges and what not like this. Any kind of challenge really, I find pushing human limits both fascinating as well as enlightening, money being my only downside I'm up for damn near anything.

[Suicide King]

very fucking impressive grapes. You crushed the living shit out of it.

[gay sex]

gbone can we get u to chug regional specialties, sk can speak on it but i heard the porchetta sandwich is blowing up huge in sf

[gay sex]

but real talk ill take u eating chicken nuggets im not picky

[Statutory Ape]

has anyone ever actually done that before jfc

I haven't read up on the challenge much, just something I read having to do with the ultra high surface area of cinnamon makes it ultra adhesive and absorbant. I just wanted to get it done, and warm water looks the same as cold so jump in and see right...

[Statutory Ape]

gbone can we get u to chug regional specialties, sk can speak on it but i heard the porchetta sandwich is blowing up huge in sf

como?

[gay sex]

well grapes in sf down by ferry street they sell this thing called a porchetta sandwich thats getting airtime, u reviewing that and i know ud do it honestly would be huge, but barring that drive, and i know how bad sf traffic is
u eating 40 chicken nuggets would be a great backup

[behemoth old]

Anyone else think ape was gonna be hellahuger? Nice job

[gay sex]

hemes stick to ur michelob light, and grapes this is what im talking about goons like suicide king are claiming overrated, i need u and ur unvarnished optimism and untainted opinion

[Suicide King]

the sandwich is okay and that's it. So fucking overrated by these faggot wannabee foodies that just suck the cock of the most popular food trucks. You want action? the Bacon Bacon truck has a pork belly sandwich that is living the motherfucking dream

[Suicide King]

http://s3-media2.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/x3Btfl06qzua1knTrvdaIg/l.jpg

[gay sex]

theres no way its not awesome

[gay sex]

ssm i would throw p over a bridge for that

[Statutory Ape]

....I am literally cupcake woman incarnate....
must have that

[behemoth old]

hemes stick to ur michelob light, and grapes this is what im talking about goons like suicide king are claiming overrated, i need u and ur unvarnished optimism and untainted opinion


MICHELOB LIGHT IS FOR SCOTTY NGUYEN BABY

[behemoth old]

http://s3-media2.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/x3Btfl06qzua1knTrvdaIg/l.jpg



MUST HAVE 3 RIGHT NOW

[gay sex]

grape whatevever u just said grab one, and review it u could probably start a fledgling ebusiness just on ur reviews, but u gotta strike while the irons hot

[behemoth old]

SUICIDE KING MAKING A BURGER RIGHT NOW IN YOUR HONOR

[Suicide King]

this is glory.
http://www.baconbaconsf.com/

[Suicide King]

this is the shit you miss out on by blanking me Gray

[behemoth old]

Apes of Wrath:

scotty the prince baby!


HAVE SEEN HIMN DO SICK SICK THINGS LIKE $100-$1000 A NUMBER ON ROULETTE SPREAD LIKE 18 NUMBERS WITH HELLAHOT BLONDE ESCROT ON ARM PIMPIN BIG FOR LITTLE VIETNAMAN

[MistaCobalina]

this is glory.
http://www.baconbaconsf.com/

That shit looks on point. you and ape should make a video eating the shit out of those.

[Hillbilly Jim]

I know you're just fucking around and it's all good, to anyone else I might point out the challenge calls for a level tablespoon, mine was heaping, so even losing a tiny bit I still crushed the damn thing.

Thanks for the support ya'll, I love food challenges and what not like this. Any kind of challenge really, I find pushing human limits both fascinating as well as enlightening, money being my only downside I'm up for damn near anything.

no i wasnt fucking around i take challenges like these very seriuosly, i even gave you the benefit of the doubt and didnt mention the other time you spit some out

[Statutory Ape]

grape whatevever u just said grab one, and review it u could probably start a fledgling ebusiness just on ur reviews, but u gotta strike while the irons hot

Assuming my car doesn't crap out again I'll ham the shit outta that thing vsoon. Days not weeks.

[Statutory Ape]

we are going to howver need to discuss that balance bracelet pulled up on your left arm..


ill leave the floor open to gary

It's to treat lateral epicondylitis, it's partially kept me from lifting. Much better now tho, and I want to get back in the gym! Too skinny/fat to even look in the mirror these days.

[Statutory Ape]

Upon further review, it appears that one gook i looked up who completed the cinn challenge partially filled his mouth with water to make it possible.

If 408 did this challenge with no pre water cheating botch job then heck, we may have a title holder for the cinn throne.

bravo.

www.skatzpokerdotcom.com where the premium content lives.

No water whatsover lol you could hear/see me talking ffs
You guys asked for and deserved the real deal, and so you got it.

[GAMBLE-BOT]

i've watched hundreds of these and Ape is the only one that owns it fair and square. He is an unequaled machine. All hail to the Ape King of 408Land.

[DRK Star]

Ape,

Taking a guess here, but your breathing technique seemed to play a huge role in your accomplishment. Can you describe how you did it?

[Statutory Ape]

Ape,

Taking a guess here, but your breathing technique seemed to play a huge role in your accomplishment. Can you describe how you did it?

You can't breathe is how I did it. I can hold my breath a good 2-3 minutes (5 litre lungs are good for that) and like I said in some other thread, the cinn challenge relies on a one-two punch of fucking you if you inhale through your nose and also if you swallow the pile of powder too soon.

I mean, it wan't THAT hard to do, it's not all that amazing imo, though I am happy everyone more or less liked it. It was fun, but I'm hoping to really push the envelope here soon.

[Statutory Ape]

Bob and Tapper requested, Bob fwiw turned out to be I have a bad MAP sensor and need a new motor. It will forever be a piece of shit sadly, but the effort was appreciated.

Cinn vid as promised, honestly it wasn't that bad, and I have suffered much much....MUCH worse.

Sorry if I don't live up to expectations, haven't seen a weight since last october, it is what it is.

Blame heeb if the vid isn't the best, tough to do solo, but crack is pretty awesome, so I understand Dan.

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My mom just watched the vid, and says Hi to skatzpoker (and is pissed I did this wearing my nicest shirt)

also who edited the youtube link? it doesn't work without removing "&feature=youtu.be" just curious.

[anatine]

I bet it wasnt even cinnamon. What a scammer.

[gay sex]

tine wouldnt dare attempt this lest he get spices on one of his bejoke suits

UH OH

[anatine]

WOW

[gay sex]

yea i just did that to your face son

[gay sex]

well like an hour ago and then i got one of those new cherry chillers from mcdonalds and a value fry, a great afternoon snack

[gay sex]

slightly undersalted though if im being totally honest

[Suicide King]

well like an hour ago and then i got one of those new cherry chillers from mcdonalds and a value fry, a great afternoon snack

http://strengthdisciple.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/fat-kits-eating-mcdonalds.jpg

[VaughnP]

My mom just watched the vid, and says Hi to skatzpoker (and is pissed I did this wearing my nicest shirt)

also who edited the youtube link? it doesn't work without removing "&feature=youtu.be" just curious.

I don't know, but I fixed it.

[Suicide King]

well like an hour ago and then i got one of those new cherry chillers from mcdonalds and a value fry, a great afternoon snack

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BXuEcUhQ2bo/TmhnrztL3xI/AAAAAAAADSc/jhYHZAFOIWM/s1600/jo.jpg

[Suicide King]

well like an hour ago and then i got one of those new cherry chillers from mcdonalds and a value fry, a great afternoon snack

http://www.scientificamerican.com/media/inline/blog/Image/fat_guy_with_fries.jpg

[gay sex]

is that jamie oliver in a fat suit

[Suicide King]

well like an hour ago and then i got one of those new cherry chillers from mcdonalds and a value fry, a great afternoon snack

http://lphi.org/CMSuploads/fat-guy-91573.jpg

[Suicide King]

Midget? Im 6'1 you silly goose. Also google images for "fat guy eating fries" was very underwhelming

[gay sex]

google fat guys eating tapas and u could find a long lost cousin IM JUST SAYING

[Suicide King]

google fat guys eating tapas and u could find a long lost cousin IM JUST SAYING

nope, underwhelming again

[gay sex]

NO TOMATE BREAD??

[Statutory Ape]

slightly undersalted though if im being totally honest

AOW tip for a sunny day like today- you can get fries made fresh by any fast food joint you like, rather than eating three hour old fries, when you order, say you want yours unsalted. fast food joints are I want to say required by law to make your fries unsalted (guessing sensitivity to persons with hypertension, but that's just a guess) and you can have your fries made on the damned spot, and then salt the fuckers right in front of their good faces. I've done it a few times, when I am in the mood for fast food. I don't fuck around with three hour old NOTHING, ya feelz me?

[gay sex]

everyone knows that trick u galloping grape

[gay sex]

second also no one with any dignity does it, if u get old fries thats just how the wheel shook out that day, dont ever be the guy asking for new fries, hella low class grapes

[Statutory Ape]

I suppose I am just about useless then *sigh*

[gay sex]

only in the consumer affairs department, u have hecka other areas of expertise

[Statutory Ape]

second also no one with any dignity does it, if u get old fries thats just how the wheel shook out that day, dont ever be the guy asking for new fries, hella low class grapes

No, settling for second best is low class, and if you and I hit the town for some damned fries you can bet your friend here would make sure you get the very best, no second rate hand me down french fries for my boy, no fucking way not EVER

[gay sex]

dont try to justify ur grapeness

[Bobby Wong]

what kind of shit mcdonalds do you have where they have a 3 hour turnover on fries

[Statutory Ape]

never settle for second best, you deserve so much more than that, my friend

[Statutory Ape]

what kind of shit mcdonalds do you have where they have a 3 hour turnover on fries

now that i dont know, and they may not be three hours old, but they sure taste like it.

[Bobby Wong]

http://i.imgur.com/jUszV.png

[gay sex]

real talk i just took advantage of popeyes chicken 99 cent two piece tuesday mEAL, WHO KNEW, but they did upsell me on an apple pie and some biscuits

[Statutory Ape]

realtalk Bob I really really want that Top Gun hat, I've never seen one for sale tho.

[gay sex]

the good news is i have like 8 different kinds of ice cream, we have plain vanilla, a drumstick medley, a black cheryy chocolate, a skinny cow cookies and cream, a mango sorbet, a pineapple sorbet, and im blanking on the last couple

BUT THIS PIE WILL GET TAKEN CARE OF

[Statutory Ape]

At Sweet Retreat, the best damned ice cream shop in south san jose, I get this ice cream called "chocolate fantasy" and usually double up with brownie al la mode. mmmmmm

you know shit's real when an ice cream shop (shoppe?) has had the same damned selection since I was 15 or so, and there is right this second a line out the door.

if/when you make it to san jose, ice cream on me

[gay sex]

sorry theres only one ice cream i will ever go inside for, gold medal ribbon, baskin robbins, see the rest of u slobs on the bread line

[Statutory Ape]

Yeah we have two of those within 5 miles of where I live too. see YOU in the ice cream line, pal.

[Statutory Ape]

BUT THIS PIE WILL GET TAKEN CARE OF

and then?

[rum dick]

second also no one with any dignity does it, if u get old fries thats just how the wheel shook out that day, dont ever be the guy asking for new fries, hella low class grapes

Clearly

[rum dick]

Gare. Grapes waiting in the ice cream line for ya. Meet up with kid. Unless you're scared your gonna get a brain freeze or something.

[behemoth old]

real talk i just took advantage of popeyes chicken 99 cent two piece tuesday mEAL, WHO KNEW, but they did upsell me on an apple pie and some biscuits


100 rep points for mentioning Popeyes.

[behemoth old]

At Sweet Retreat, the best damned ice cream shop in south san jose, I get this ice cream called "chocolate fantasy" and usually double up with brownie al la mode. mmmmmm

you know shit's real when an ice cream shop (shoppe?) has had the same damned selection since I was 15 or so, and there is right this second a line out the door.

if/when you make it to san jose, ice cream on me


Chocolate fantasy huh? I'm just going to let that one go.

[SkyNigger]

real talk i just took advantage of popeyes chicken 99 cent two piece tuesday mEAL, WHO KNEW, but they did upsell me on an apple pie and some biscuits

Comments

Apes of Wrath:
I am damned hungry, and you are the man for recognizing an upsell when it happens. so many miss little things like that....

Yeah I mean it's really hard with unsolicited insults, so easy to miss NOT asking for something and a little snivelling creep reaching up to smack your face with their filthy suggestion that I might want something I didn't fucking ask for.

Easy to miss I bet grape, when your entire life is upselling Christian sleaze to unsolicited innocents who - quite frankly - are within their rights to kill any Christian creep who comes near them with their filthy Good News and vile suggestions that humans are born sinners when Religion makes innocent children become confused 'criminals'.

It's your filthy passion, you creepy religion scum. Stop giving your passion to children.

top cinn vid but...

[nextlevelshit]

Goddam mikey. Didn't think you'd pull it off. All the setbacks in life have made you one tough mofo.

[nextlevelshit]

udcO8I5PDek

Here's a friend of mine from tonight. First time I ever saw anyone do the cinnamon challenge. We paid him $70 + I added $20 for doing it.

[nextlevelshit]

udcO8I5PDek

Here's a friend of mine from tonight. First time I ever saw anyone do the cinnamon challenge. We paid him $70 + I added $20 for doing it.

udcO8I5PDek

[Statutory Ape]

udcO8I5PDek

Hosey I can tell you 100% for $90 cash I would take TWO tablespoons of cinn to poundtown and THEN start pummeling something goat like while I bust hot rails of sweet sweet bath salty goodness.

I have no shame., bring it on!!!

also did I see you mention someplace getting *ahem* on the net via sr and I presume having it mailed or something? Do you put any real confidence in such things? Just curious, sounds interesting.

[nextlevelshit]

Hosey I can tell you 100% for $90 cash I would take TWO tablespoons of cinn to poundtown and THEN start pummeling something goat like while I bust hot rails of sweet sweet bath salty goodness.

I have no shame., bring it on!!!

also did I see you mention someplace getting *ahem* on the net via sr and I presume having it mailed or something? Do you put any real confidence in such things? Just curious, sounds interesting.

Mike I'll respond to you since you're not a faggot of horribleness like whomever has been changing around my username and won't even fess up to it.

You can get anything on SR, but I suspect there will be a DEA penetration by making sales to people to scare them. You really have to know what your doing and choose your spots or you might be busted. If you're asking me what all you can get on there, you can get just about anything.

You realize bath salts can be a multitude of things. There is all sorts of shitty speed like substances out there. It isn't like the bath salts will be the same from one to the next. You really should figure out the substance you are injesting and not just refer to them as bath salts.

[GAMBLE-BOT]

your friend cheated hoser with the water

[Suicide King]

I was gonna say that. He kept a bit in his mouth to wash it down. Fucking texans

[nextlevelshit]

I dunno. Someone who hasn't had a drink for at least 5 hours ... leading up to the cinnamon challenge. They're not allowed to drink anything ? Not sure.


He might have stashed away water in his mouth, but he was just being paid to try it so it... I mean, really the best way to beat it is to by overhydrated so you can produce enough saliva to wet it all.

Interestingly he didn't feel ti when he shit it, but he was super hot all night and woke up to take a cold shower several times... while a roommate was cold because AC was so low.