Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter

[DankBlaniels]

Who the fuck comes up with this shit if all it takes these days to make a film is putting a historical character in a rediculous situation i think i could do a better job

[DankBlaniels]

Winston Churchill, Male Gigolo

[DankBlaniels]

coming to a cinema near you soon

[DankBlaniels]

theres going to be nazis in the film and everything it will be massive

[DankBlaniels]

the star of the film will be

:clive

[Suicide King]

It blows my mind that these things get made

[MistaCobalina]

Aren't you two a couple of sour apples.

[Bobby Wong]

tine already stealing this idea and pitching it to rob reiner

[MistaCobalina]

If Gare was a director, he'd be Slob Reiner

[behemoth old]

We use movies like these every year as a "friendly" bet. You know, a friend wants one side and you think he's foolish, but you don't want to take any money from him since you're homies. So you bet this movie. Loser has to pay full price and write a one page review. Paying full price knowing that it will be at the cheap theaters next week is devastating psychologically.