WHEN I DRINK A COLD BEER

[Been]

my jaw starts to hurt really bad. i think it has something to do with my wisdom teeth being taken out years ago or my vagina.

[Been]

mandible'd out

[Been]

i wanted to ask druff if this happens to him but then i remembered he doesn't drink.

yes, he actually sleeps with those women sober

[Been]

seriously though, does this happen to anyone else? the jaw thing not the nailing 2's thing

[cup]

wean yourself off granny's tit and your jaw pain will go away.

[Been]

jews sticking together itt

[DankBlaniels]

you could try hardening the fuck up

[behemoth old]

I didn't know they still made Zima.

[rum dick]

just drink room temperature beer instead

[rum dick]

and quit being a fag

[poofter]

try eating a watson or three

[poofter]

and im not talking about emma watson

http://www.epiclol.com/cdn/pictures/2012/06/emma-watsons-pussy_1338542678_epiclolcom.gif

har har har

[SkyNigger]

When I drink tequila I'll get like a cramp in my jaw. Pretty sharp pain. Actually I just drank some tequila and didn't get it so maybe it's the salt.

Beer is terrible.

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[DankBlaniels]

beer is great, you are terrible but i cant stay mad when you post pics like that

[VaughnP]

http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/beer-better-not-ice-cold-172600166.html

Cold beer. Hot wings. Loud TV. These are the foundations of American red-bloodedness. Right? Only, the first of these might be a little misguided. Those enticing beer commercials flashing money shots of frosty mugs and bottles glistening with condensation as they're yanked in slow-mo out of ice-filled coolers, splashing refreshing mist and Americana onto the bikini-clad hotties frolicking all around? They're hiding something sinister: bad beer.

Big, corporate breweries -- the Buds, Millers and Coorses of the world -- have long emphasized the requisite iciness at which their beers should be served, going so far as to now peddle temperature-controlled bottles that tell you when your beer is cold enough. The problem with such gimmicks is that too-cold temperatures actually dull the taste of beer. At least, it's a problem if you happen to be drinking a finely crafted microbrew. If you are, indeed, knocking back an ice-cold Coors, the deep freeze will serve to mask its lack of flavor and keep the tingly carbonation intact, further distracting your taste buds.

. . .

"[Serving beer icy cold] is a marketing thing," says Ted Kenny, founder of Top Hops, a craft beer shop-slash-tasting room in New York. "Marketers have convinced people that the colder the beer, the more
refreshing.



Seriously, real men drink room temperature beer, brah.