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poofter
06-25-2012, 01:17 AM
Nothing like drinking 3 cups of coffee and taking a glorious shit in the morning.
Discuss.
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06-25-2012, 03:19 AM
Coffee awful except in iced mocha form diet mt dew fountain is correct in the morning
DRK Star
06-25-2012, 03:42 AM
French Vanilla coffee (approx 16oz) with 6 packs of splenda and French Vanilla creamer 2x/day.
fuck that mocha crap.
Also, it seems like most of you brits drink Mt. Dew by the way your teeth are always falling out. #realtalk
DRK Star
06-25-2012, 04:37 AM
also you nigs need to watch LOITER SQUAD on the TOON channel.
DRK Star
06-25-2012, 04:37 AM
Gare, you ignorant plunker, what the fuck does DIET dew have to do with anything? Shit still rots their teeth out.
vegas1369
06-25-2012, 04:47 AM
Nothing like drinking 3 cups of coffee and taking a glorious shit in the morning.
Discuss.
Completely agree, but for me it's 8 shots of espresso in one cup.
MistaCobalina
06-25-2012, 05:55 AM
Someone who puts fucking 6 packets of SPLENDA, and god damn french vanilla creamer in their coffee should not be throwing stones at other peoples beverage choices.
MistaCobalina
06-25-2012, 05:56 AM
that said, the only other human being I know that drinks diet mt dew is skip bayless. TIGHT COMPANY YOU'RE KEEPING GARE.
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06-25-2012, 06:10 AM
He's a god damn legend and his brother is the goat AND HE TROLLEd CUBAN INTO GIVING ESPN MEGA ratings
SkyNigger
06-25-2012, 06:15 AM
Coffee is terrible
You're all terrible.
I literally can sleep with girls like this but rarely do because they're terrible too. You cannot have a conversation with anyone in the entire world without gritting your teeth as they just idiotically lie to you. Yes I realise most of you are too stupid to know when you're being lied to, but I'm not stupid enough to know what "no comment" means.
But seriously caffeine is a fucking "hard drug", probably harder than meth. You don't realise it of course. But you've never had Desoxyn so you've never had meth have you? Keep drinking your fucking "hard drugs" in the morning slaves.
Big day of work in front of you.
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06-25-2012, 06:17 AM
The green eyed diet dew monster is sad to see in you vince
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06-25-2012, 06:18 AM
REAL REAL SAD JOHN
anatine
06-25-2012, 06:38 AM
im seriously thinking about moving to russia and being the scooter of slav whores.
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06-25-2012, 06:44 AM
Ud be addicted to krokodil within a month
rum dick
06-25-2012, 05:07 PM
Friend of mine drank mountain dew every day for years. Big gulp after big gulp. He quit a few months ago. Said it was rough to quit the dew. Mind you this kid kicked meth. So. Enjoy the dew dts tarantella
Suicide King
06-25-2012, 06:32 PM
soy latte's all day everyday niggas!
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poofter
06-25-2012, 06:55 PM
im on my first cup, going to take a shit soon
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06-25-2012, 06:57 PM
Jusst posted a pic on Twitter of a diet dew so frosty it escaped the cup
MistaCobalina
06-25-2012, 06:57 PM
cEVTQHiAQRA
poofter
06-25-2012, 07:01 PM
my coffee looks like the england national team
half and half most of them
DankBlaniels
06-25-2012, 08:01 PM
the correct answer is a cup of tea
rum dick
06-25-2012, 08:13 PM
Comments SkyNigger: No. But he might have kicked the government's addictive substitute for meth.
I don't even know what that means. Kindly explain.
DRK Star
06-25-2012, 08:57 PM
I like my coffee like I like my women
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