REPPAT URGENT REPORT TO SKATZ PLEASE!!

[Statutory Ape]

Where you at dude?

Been nearly a month...

:(

[anatine]

Huh? He posts in IST all the time.

The world doesnt revolve around you buddy.

[gay sex]

he also had 5 percent of trickett in the one drop so kids paintballing kangaroos right now

[Steerpike]

which is aussie slang for doing coke

[Statutory Ape]

nevermind, I guess

Tine I really want to convey to you just how little I care about ist

I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally don't give a flippity fuck about it. No matter how many times you throw little tidbits here and there attempting to bait me, I don't and I won't EVER care about what goes on in ist.

[Statutory Ape]

what the fuck is trickett?

[anatine]

given thats the first time ive mentioned IST to you and you instantly assumed you were being trolled, id say two things:

1) you care, you care to pieces

2) youre just not IST material

[anatine]

the world needs ditch diggers too.

[Statutory Ape]

1) I do not dig ditches
2) I care not for a private party I am not invited to
3) I auto-assume 95% of anything you say to me is trolling on some level and until i see evidence to the contrary this rule holds.