In case things get rough Mike

[anatine]

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[Hillbilly Jim]

mike keep your head clear we are trusting you to train our horse to the best of your abilities

http://img.equinenow.com/equine/data/photos/591175_4.jpg

[Statutory Ape]

I appreciate the gesture but to be frank, when human beings are being cooked up I would say it's very safe to assume a 20 year or greater expected lifespan (going forward) to be bloody unlikely, so why worry and CJD?

Either some kind of pre-emptive scheming of tasty soft brains for the authors to enjoy or just a pretty gay logical error on an otherwise fine specimen of the realness anyone NOT living aboard your Zombie Cutter out on the lake would likely face.

Wild ride to the BITTER BITTER end though, it's shard not to loook forward to it, at least a little, I think.

[Statutory Ape]

"Scoogoo baby" that's her nickname.

That picture is damned old too, Kaleena is almost standing as tall as her momma and no doubt will be bigger pretty soon.

[Statutory Ape]

"gives you CJD" which rubbish is this? Where did you get this poster and by what authority are they making these moronic statements?

get real with your zombie-posters dude, or you'll be tepidly picking at your meals trying to avoid the bubonic plague whilst I zip on by fueled by a trail of discarded brains and who knows what else.

[nextlevelshit]

Sounds like you need to move to slab city, 408.

[nextlevelshit]

Youtube Slab City and tell me what you think 408... The vice episode is ok but there are others. Not too far from home, you can stay in Cali.. off the grid.. get your shit straightened out... etc etc

[Statutory Ape]

I'll check it out, not right now, after laptop is fixed or replaced.

[Been]

you guys know he's stealing from his neighbor

[Statutory Ape]

been, lest you waste more time

i give 0 fucks bud

[Been]

my bad. i was working under the assumption that somewhere scrambled in the pathetic display of hundreds of thousands of nonsensical words over the past few weeks at least 1 or 2 fucks were being given.

[Bobby Wong]

my bad. i was working

thats as far as mike got bro

[Statutory Ape]

BEEN CHRIS WHATEVER

NEED I REMIND YOU OF YOUR FAILED ATTEMPT TO PLANT DUMB SHIT THAT I MAY SEED AROUND ON YOUR BEHALF?

I FUCKING OWN YOUR BITCH ASS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY FUCKING MOUTH?

KEEP BLABBING HERE, WHERE NO ONE CARES

WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE, AND IT'S NOT THAT FAR TO PROVE YOUR MANHOOD

THAT AVATAR GOTTA GO BTW, KIND OF SEEMS LIKE WRESTLING, WHICH MEN PRETEND TO DO

YOU SIR ARE NO MAN

YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS AGAINST MASCULINITY SHANT BE FORGOTTEN, YOU DISGRACE

[gay sex]

grapes hammer tossing been in the spirit of the XXX olympiad, ur move carlos, real talk if you want any chance at this were thinking ur best bet is come at him hard in the steeplechase or maybe canoeing , grape will actually be attending to the horses in event 1 and in the canoe, yall know hes capsizing ONE ARM SO OUTSIZED

[Been]

i know where you live? how do i enter "trailer, horse, and septic tank as drinking water" into google maps? any attempt i've made to plant something into your head was obviously destined to fail cause you're way too stupid to retain information. i.e.- that mess you posted yesterday or the day before that was supposed to be my life. congratulations on morphing into marty 15 years early.


the realest talk you've ever read on this site won't come from scuter, rum, tapper, bob, or tine; it will come from me. i'm not some manape with a history of challenging people i don't know into fights from the internet when my feelings get hurt and thinking becomes too hard. and i'm not some steroid deflated coke/meth addict with my best days behind me and whose only form of exercise these days is running back across the street after you've swiped your neighbor's meds. if the "get a job" and "stop feeling sorry for yourself" advice words don't stick, make sure these do. my hands are the second coming and i'd fucking destroy you. god damn retard.

[Statutory Ape]

*yawn* hands destroy something something

jazzhandsing, now THAT'S something

Sonatine, that dude is something.

[Hillbilly Jim]

how many hands is she at the withers

[SkyNigger]

lolz when that tag made?

ape ate his liver with some fava beens

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/07/14/papua-new-guinea-cult-members-arrested-for-cannibalism/

Papua New Guinea Cult Members Arrested for Cannibalism
The 29 cult members allegedly murdered a group of witch doctors, ate their brains raw and made soup from their penises.

By SAMANTHA GROSSMAN | @sam_grossman | July 14, 2012 |

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Kimbe Bay on the Pacific Ocean, Papua New Guinea


Authorities in Papua New Guinea have arrested 29 members of a ‘cannibal cult,’ who’ve been accused of murdering seven witch doctors in the country’s jungle interior. The cult members reportedly ate their victims brains raw and concocted soup from their penises, the Associated Press reports.

Despite the criminal charges they face, “they don’t think they’ve done anything wrong; they admit what they’ve done openly,” Police Commander Anthony Wagambie, of the Madang province, told the Associated Press. The killers said they were seeking revenge against the witch doctors, whom they claim were evil sorcerers who extorted money and demanded sex from poor villagers in exchange for their services.

By eating their organs, the cult members believed they would personally benefit by absorbing their supernatural powers and becoming bullet-proof, Wagambie said. These types of beliefs are common, he said, estimating that between 700 and 1,000 cult members live scattered throughout Papua New Guinea’s northeast interior. The majority have likely consumed human flesh.

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