What.The.Fuck.

[SkyNigger]

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The giant golden-crowned flying fox (Acerodon jubatus), also known as the golden-capped fruit bat, is a rare megabat and one of the largest bats in the world. In fact, the bat's wings are so long that it is often seen with them wrapped around the body like a cloak. The wings can end up being up to five feet wide when fully displayed and weigh about 2 ½ pounds. The species is endangered and is currently facing the possibility of extinction because of poaching and forest destruction. The only home of the Giant Golden-Crowned Flying-Fox is in the Philippines.

We must save these gorgeous creatures so that they may continue to frighten the shit out of future generations of humans.

Over/under on these being Catholic priests or something?

[gay sex]

woat

[Statutory Ape]

Still would take a veritable horde of those things vs a pair of mormons sauntering up IN TO my garage, sneaky-but-innocent like (flashbacks- the tie, the cheap-clip on- TIE) how they do it.

The bat creatures seem most welcome, as evidenced by those man-made perchs they are ....sleeping-up? in?

Whatever-hanging I guess it's called. Mormons travel in pairs for protection (not physical but mental. when one inevitably starts unraveling the lies it may well be too late to stop the damage by the time they pedal back to church, THAT'S WHAT HIS SOUL LIFELINE IS FOR THO!

The bats on the other hand, what being stupid creatures and not sophistimicated like us, just think about eating sleeping and fucking.

PRAISE JESUS!

[SkyNigger]

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