Crepes, lets step it up a level

[Harley]

I feel there's at least parking validations floating around skatz for you to get on team BJ.

http://www.officialteambj.com/

http://www.officialteambj.com/images/teambja.jpg
http://www.officialteambj.com/images/teambj.jpg

Let's take a seat at the table and discuss this.

[DankBlaniels]

yikes they are some scary bitches

[GAMBLE-BOT]

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/238141/slide_238141_1213929_free.jpg

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://hungaryforturkey.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/crepe.jpg

[MistaCobalina]

You had to be following them before the heat won the championship to qualify, as I understand it.

[Bobby Wong]

you have to really be willing to jump through a lot of hoops to get a blowjob with a rubber in a room full of a bunch of dudes some of whom have cameras to qualify, as i understand it

[Statutory Ape]

you have to really be willing to jump through a lot of hoops to get a blowjob with a rubber in a room full of a bunch of dudes some of whom have cameras to qualify, as i understand it

Judging by the pics dudes would be dispensing blowjobs to these "lucky" "winners" or have my standards crept millimeters higher than they were and women I would actually NOT sleep with have begun to populate the planet?

Wong you have religion solved, has this been prophesized?

I am terrified at this point.

[VaughnP]

The fat one doesn't look as bad in the video, but she's still 10+ beers deep material for a bj IMO. I was momentarily convinced that the other one was a tranny.

[poofter]

bangbros should produce this

[VaughnP]

12-10-2010 08:49 PM
gay sex


rofl the greatest part of that thread was somehow tapper brings up bill laimbeer and we decided that his kids were like 11 years old and 4 inches taller than carrico, and when he gets summoned to the room to make crepes they are ultra spoiled and like daddy these crepes are a bigger letdown then kevin costners wyatt earp

crepes

[onestep]

Angelina Castro will be giving Condom Only Bj's


GTFO.

[Bobby Wong]

also i'm pretty sure she lost her eyebrows in some terrible accident and now has to paint them on every day and she probably gets real pissy if you mention it

[onestep]

I wonder if slapping of the face with my cock is possible or "accidentally" poking her in the eye with my cock. I am also fond of the cock trying to puncture the side of the cheek.

[Harley]

We're veering away from the OP guys, Crepes in a Skatz shirt getting a rubber blowjob from Angelina Castro in a room full of dudes. I'll supply Skatz shirt and airfare, I'll go ahead and commit Gamble to covering the STD test costs.

Back on track fella's

[Statutory Ape]

Fuck it, count me in.

Where is this florida? Need 2-3 days advance to set up a few things, and being real I won't know my own name by the time I look down and wonder "oh shit, this is what it's like to be gay. hmm, very interesting....that I am not more alarmed? nah OW WHAT THE FUCK WOMAN IS THAT STUBBLE? MY BALLS DO NOT BASK IN 5 O'CLOCK SHADOW, HOW DARE YOU!!"

Seems legit.

[Been]

i'd bang them and you're probably gay if you wouldn't

in fact, you're gay if you don't bang every willing broad you meet

but this bj event is gay

[VaughnP]

i'd bang them and you're probably gay if you wouldn't

in fact, you're gay if you don't bang every willing broad you meet

but this bj event is gay

Obviously if one of these whores throws themselves at me, meaning I literally have to make no effort other than the actual process, it's more like "Meh, why not? Beats a wank.", but neither of them is something I would ever actually pursue. I would never pick either of them over the infinite younger, better looking, not-obese women I know - that's just common sense. In day to day life, if I have some girl (or multiple girls) I know I can pretty much have my way with at will, I will never pursue another woman that is a downgrade in any way, meaning my standards can at times be incredibly high, depending on the quality of women in my stable/harem. Typing this out has really made me see how much I objectify women.

And I am now laughing because that's all true.

[VaughnP]

From the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_objectification page:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/24/Bling-bling_-_table.jpg/593px-Bling-bling_-_table.jpg

That's literally the image the consensus came up with for the page, rofl.


For what it's worth, I once really did care about a girl. Kinda still do. Kinda.

[Statutory Ape]

i'd bang them and you're probably gay if you wouldn't

in fact, you're gay if you don't bang every willing broad you meet

but this bj event is gay

You just reminded me of something- MY MAN

[Hillbilly Jim]

:threaddelivers

[Hillbilly Jim]

damn fellas looks like 408mike missed out on teambj 2 as well

http://i.imgur.com/gKmtDaj.jpg

[Bobby Wong]

pretty sure gares setting up a league on draftkings for teambj 3

[Bobby Wong]

http://iamthecody.blogspot.com/2012/08/my-team-bj-experience.html

Friday, August 3, 2012
My Team BJ Experience
This is a shortened less pathetic version of the one I posted before. I had to redo this because if you read the blog below, some keyboard warriors had some very interesting things to say. And to be honest they were right, the version I posted was pathetic and like a chapter book online so this is the shortened version.



If you don't know what Team BJ is, it was basically a pledge that porn stars Sara Jay & Angelina Castro made if a certain team from a certain organazation (not suing me Mr you know who you are) won their championship. Well they did, and Sara Jay & Angelina Castro were ready to make good on their promise. At first I did not really believe they would do it, but the more the season progressed and even after they won; They seemed pretty serious and I was ready and willing to meet and get the experience of my life with two of my favorite porn stars.



The drive to Miami Beach was a real killer. I live in Polk County so it is a 4 hour drive from here to Miami, what the hell are you supposed to do in a car by yourself for 4 hours lol. But the drive was worth the surprise, so I did not care much. When I got there my heart was beating 1 million beats a minute and I was really really nervous. Then I walked through the doors and the very first person I see is Sara Jay, and I was blushing so badly I could of been Elmo. She was dressed in a very sexy outfit and I instantly went from completely nervous, to completely excited. Then Angelina Castro came out in an even more revealing out fit, and I was trying to stare and be obvious lol but what else are you supposed to do, it's Angelina Castro.




There were another adult film stars there as well. Sam 38G, Ms Marshae & Carmen Valentina. Now I have to admit, I have a HUGE thing for Carmen Valentina so seeing her there was sort of really hard lol. It is hard to explain but Carmen's body just does things to me and I was a little glad that she was not dressed like Sara Jay & Angelina Castro. See because you know your going to get to do stuff with Jay & Castro so it makes it a little easier too look, but Carmen wasn't apart of it so it would be hard to be that close to someone I have really admired for a while now and not just blurt out "I love you Carmen, be apart of Team Bj too" haha. I do not have like a porn star crush on Carmen Valentina I have a real school boy one like you have for a girl you would like to date. Damn, didn't I say I would make this less pathetic? Oops.




The first part was pretty easy, Ms Marshae & Carmen Valentina took us on the balcony and did behind the scenes interviews with us. My interview was a very shy one, because Carmen Valentina was there. Again, it was really hard not to just confess that I wish she was joining in. But it was nice to lose my on camera virginity (well professional camera virginity) Ms Marshae was really cool and made talking about what was about to happen a lot easier. It was like talking to one of your friends. But one thing I did not expect was, as we were getting ready to start the BJ party was they wanted us to do a bunch of "acting". Like I have kept saying, I was very shy so it was really hard for me to want to do that stuff. I have a feeling I made some of the producers or cameraman mad because the moment I got in front of the camera, I was in a hurry to get from out in front of it lol.




Now on to the fun part. Sara Jay & Angelina Castro put us in order and we would continue to rotate, until we eventually nutted. I can not tell you how awesome I felt to hear that news because I was really worried it would be like only 1 minute long or something, but when I seen how many guys showed up; I realized that maybe they would be longer but when Sara confirmed it was until we nut. I was ready to go. I drew Sara Jay first, and that feeling. WOW. If anyone thinks a porn star BJ is like a regular "from your girlfriend" BJ you are so so wrong. Everything started out awesome and I started to think to myself, "I wonder if this will be the fastest nut Sara Jay ever got" but the bad happened. Sara Jay gave me a really nice deep throat, and did a trick with her tongue I never felt before. I got really weak in the knees and it buckled, and from that point I was in a lot of pain. So basically the rest of the BJ was "Moan, Oww, Moan, Oww, Moan, Oww" I was thankful that Sara asked if I wanted to take a break because I was hurting.




Basically, It was down hill from there. Because then I got a glimpse of a comment made about my penis size and that made me incredibly self conscious and it made me feel incredibly embarrassed. Also, Sara Jay ended up giving another guy a little "extra" and i was really jealous then just started to focus on how bad I hope she will give me the same thing if I got it up. Angelina Castro ended up giving me a shot, but even though at first I felt a rhythm it was the same old story so I did as they say in the adult film world and ended up "tapping out". I was disappointed but in all honesty, I loved just getting to meet them so I really did not feel as bad as most people would of felt. Even though, when Carmen Valentina called me back from a after the BJ interview I realized that all this happened in front of one of my ultimate crushes. So I was like, son of a bitch.





All in all it was really a great experience. Getting filmed is no joke, there are a lot of guys out there who watch porn and say I can do that let me have sex with a beautiful woman on camera. The pressure of being filmed is what separates the pros from the amateurs. I give major props to EVERYONE who can perform like that with a bunch of people staring at you and filming you. I may not of nutted but I would still drive that same 4 hours and do it all over again even if I knew all that would happen to me. Meeting Sara Jay, who is one of my top 5 favorite adult film stars of all time and Angelina Castro who I can never stop watching; Is so worth every second of it. I honestly would of did all this if it was Team High Five lol. Sara Jay & Angelina Castro made it so much easier on all of us they treated us like we were people they knew for a long time, never made us feel bad never showed frustration for those of us who couldn't perform. Sara especially, the fact she gave me a hug and even a small kiss on the neck before I left. Wow I would of drove 4 hours just for that, how can you be sad when you have Sara Jay's body pressed up against you lol. I also wish that I would of at least asked Carmen Valentina for a hug goodbye but I was too shy and thought she would say no. I will say this though, I hope I can get some redemption one day. Because I keep thinking if Sara Jay would of thrown me on a bed and be like "If you get that dick hard I will fuck you right now" even if she was just talking dirty haha I would of gotten hard no problem. All in all, I loved meeting them I got a free DVD and I wouldn't trade this experience for anything even if I knew that there would be keyboard warriors out there trolling about me. I would do it again, in a heart beat.
Posted by I Am The Cody at 9:18 AM

[Hillbilly Jim]

damn vaughn is going to tear that beta apart fam