sonatine is this true?

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i.imgur.com/AfpAz.jpg

[Statutory Ape]

Attempting to save thread, hopefully Tine hasn't already been horrified and still might be up for eating dinner as opposed to kicking puppies and wishing very bad things would happen to people he hates. So you're screwing the pooch twice Jim, TWICE

THINK OF MY HAPPINESS AND SAFETY WOULD YA?

http://ficdn.fashionindie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/exterface_unicorn_11.jpg

WOW- Having a hard time throwing this one up there, it's fucking wrong on several wrong as fuck levels-perfect for this thread then.

http://i45.tinypic.com/t7hj68.jpg

http://cdn03.cdnwp.thssssssefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/06/uniboy-1.jpg

Look at the satisfaction on unicornmans' face right there, his entire body screams "Tine's dinner will not seem inedible, crisis averted"

Jim much love and respect, always and in all ways, just a mis-click I am sure

-RIGHT?-

right.

[Been]

did you just come out

[Statutory Ape]

I think you're confusing this thread for the other one, right next to it, where I describe imagining my first blowjob from a dude.

Easy mistake to make, no worries, and no, I still have not come out of the closet (don't hold your breath on that one)

[onestep]

Chrome tells me that this page is malicious and known to distribute malware.

Psshh... the only thing this site distributes is insanity and retardation, obv

[Bobby Wong]

we also distribute mike's phone number and address to various religious and charitable organizations

[Been]

real talk onestep thinks he's smarter than most people

[Been]

408 too

[Been]

also, one time 408 came in chat when he was at his peak of the "i'm smarter than everyone cause of my community college" gimmick and tore onestep a new one with his superior mental acumen

[VaughnP]

Chrome tells me that this page is malicious and known to distribute malware.

Psshh... the only thing this site distributes is insanity and retardation, obv

It is because of images Mike linked to thefrisky.com

[onestep]

It is because of images Mike linked to thefrisky.com


I am so humbles that you replied to my post. Thanks and salutations. MEEP.

[Hillbilly Jim]

thanks a lot for giving me a virus mike i had to throw away my lap top, hopefully blake has one more he can give away

[Been]

mikey - 2 birds with 1 stone right here

http://www.goarmy.com/amedd/physician/benefits.html

you can join the army AND be a doctor AND they pay all your med school debt AND they give you a gun

[Statutory Ape]

It is because of images Mike linked to thefrisky.com

In truth, I really just wanted that "Job well done, says Pink Poneyman" image to tie everything together, and malware schmalware be damned, I wanted that fucking FINISH, and couldn't find it elsewhere within 3.5 minutes for my ninja-edit of the shitty post conclusion.

Get real with your faggot 5 minute red alert WHAT MISTAKES WERE MADE DID YOU LOOK? YOU NEED TO LOOK NOW AND BE DONE IN LESS THAN 5 OH SHIT IT'S KNOCKING AT 4 ON THE MONEY OH SHIT

Why do you refuse to engage me on the 5 min rule? 10 minutes might burn the servers down via lightning bolt from an angry God? Come on bro, get real with your lack of perspective on the important things in life. Being a ruthless nazi to feed the ol ego should be pretty far down the list one would think..

surprises do abound this life one finds out...

[anatine]

Everything is true, nothing is forbidden.

[VaughnP]

In truth, I really just wanted that "Job well done, says Pink Poneyman" image to tie everything together, and malware schmalware be damned, I wanted that fucking FINISH, and couldn't find it elsewhere within 3.5 minutes for my ninja-edit of the shitty post conclusion.

Get real with your faggot 5 minute red alert WHAT MISTAKES WERE MADE DID YOU LOOK? YOU NEED TO LOOK NOW AND BE DONE IN LESS THAN 5 OH SHIT IT'S KNOCKING AT 4 ON THE MONEY OH SHIT

Why do you refuse to engage me on the 5 min rule? 10 minutes might burn the servers down via lightning bolt from an angry God? Come on bro, get real with your lack of perspective on the important things in life. Being a ruthless nazi to feed the ol ego should be pretty far down the list one would think..

surprises do abound this life one finds out...

What the fuck are you even talking about, man?

[Statutory Ape]

mikey - 2 birds with 1 stone right here

http://www.goarmy.com/amedd/physician/benefits.html

you can join the army AND be a doctor AND they pay all your med school debt AND they give you a gun

wow no way, are you sure? when? like, now? or now?

I remember the funniest story, the last time we shot the shit on AIM you had a bug up your ass about going back to college and how did I get financial aid and all that, all the while during this most obvious buttering (I feign ignorance pretty good actually) I have ever encountered you keep doing your damdest to explain to me very clearly where you live, on a map, with explanations of landmarks which you thought made pointing out into the desert wasteland more plausibly a location where I might find you, shacking up with granny in a tiny one window home, just meek ol beenstaring, don't mind him, 20 miles out in the desert... wouldn't have killed you to spend 20 seconds making sure you pointed someplace a human could drive without needing tank tracks for the sand you dumbazz.

oh hey, while I've got you, how did that acne go? you know, the horrible acne covering your face and the top of your head, you told me in explicit detail how bad your acne was, I only remember now because I love pointing out how faggot and transparent you are. The sad thing is you aren't the only person who does this faggot shit to me and I can't fucking stand it.

thanks for being less faggot rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? I much prefer it over, well, the alternative, which is saying in a disturbingly sarcastic tone of voice. I don't make the voices right, like ever.

[Hillbilly Jim]

i cant believe they tried to photoshop the penis so you would think it is fake

[Statutory Ape]

What the fuck are you even talking about, man?

I am limited by the site to only having a 5 minute window to edit my posts.

I mention how horrible this is like every day, it's about that time today, and still just as horrible.

[Suicide King]

I thought you were leaving Grapes

[onestep]

I thought you were leaving Grapes

What's up with your boy Lincecum? Please tel him that if he needs some motivation I am more than happy to polish his knob so that he can get back to throwing fire.

He must be out of that Cali OG Kush.

[poofter]

What's up with your boy Lincecum? Please tel him that if he needs some motivation I am more than happy to polish his knob so that he can get back to throwing fire.

He must be out of that Cali OG Kush.

He's probably smoking Green Crack.

[Statutory Ape]

I thought you were leaving Grapes

Rude

Truthfully I was never coming back- until I realized leaving skatz was faggot and in all honesty I was never leaving, nor staying, nor going or whatever the fuck- it's a fun internet board, you browse and read fun shit, you jab here and there, real world needs shit done you sigh and turn the computer off, skatz doesn't exist anymore.

It's pretty much what Scuter told me it was and my leaving was absolutely happening until I fucked up and pissed off Tapper so bad he fucking banned me and "hands so clean" insta-chimed in the lack of remorse and guilt he was experiencing for banning me.

I want to help restore the fun Skatz I enjoyed when I first came here and that is my current task work, restoring as much of the site's fun factor and comedic cohesveness as I can. Right now sure, I can leave, in fact running away is my specialty. It would fuck me up inside (and then outside obv) to cut and run as I owe a measure to the community and truth be told, I know in my heart I would stay depressed and humiliated until i set shit right, and that's the only gameplan I have, skatz related- getting shit right.

[Been]

who knew dementia was contagious?

[Statutory Ape]

I think you mistake Tapper's intensity for being thin skinned, but I am pretty certain people don't get under his skin any better than Scuter's, which is impossible for most.

[Been]

jesus christ ape leave your poor neighbor and his pawnable goods alone

[onestep]

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You guys are so original and funny and witty

[Bobby Wong]

tine is an expert in the truth

[DankBlaniels]

but seriously i really did have issues with black people an that aint satire

[DankBlaniels]

to be honest the black people were alright it was that stupid white bitch who was starting shit i made a strategic escape and that was the end if that

[onestep]

someones on the sauce...

[DankBlaniels]

you dont know the half of it

[DankBlaniels]

neither do i as it goes

[DankBlaniels]

i have nevver seen a white woman leading a gang of angry blacks to attack me

[DankBlaniels]

thats basically wht happened i was goiing to argue my case but then i decided fuck it they can all go rape each other for all i care

[onestep]

http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1200233054/angry.JPG

Was it this guy?

The blacks when they get rowdy and in a pack, its best to just turn on the hose.