grapes REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMIX

[gay sex]

i finally found some titos vodka retail, folks its a bargain at 29.99 a bottle, no idea how idiots in texas came up with this but well played, wellllllll played, now as for you my sweet sweet grenache prince, obv setting super unobtainable goals is just another way to let urself down, you start small and grind from there


a for instance would be, oh hey gay sex told me the sugar free strawberry banana smoothie at 7 11 is amazing i should get one, THAT YOU SHOULD OLD BOY, you start there perchance grab a scratcher, and then we move forward

[Statutory Ape]

I literally will buy a scratcher and report back.

You paid HOW MUCH for Tito's???? they only make one size and it's $19 bucks here. At $30 I would be enjoying Stoli on the rocks with some mint crushed in there, for ZEST. cuz I am all about zest if you didn't know

I just got my dad off the cheap nasty russian crap vodka (made in Tennessee no less) and he's been floored by it since.

Tell the unclean masses what REAL vodka tastes like Gare. Is it not like WATER if you throw it over the rocks?

re: tito's, did I mention it at some point back in the day? i believe i have a couple times. fantastic memory Hamski.

[Statutory Ape]

Had a swag a minute ago LIKE CLEAN CLEAR WATER FOLKS

refreshing!

AND IT WAS WARM

ice cold tito's with some crushed mint over ice=alcoholic bliss

[Bobby Wong]

i thought you were clean and sober michael

[Statutory Ape]

almost 100%

step-dad thanked me for figuring out what 2 technicians couldn't- the model # for our range top (one of the burners is out)

astutely I googled my buns off and on Monday, the parts will be in, and as I googled a little further, I myself am going to do the work and save my folks ~$150 in labor

so I gets a swagalag of some tito's and probably some dinner to boot, maybe some cash but i won't be expecting it.

[Bobby Wong]

they're trying to push you over the edge grapes

[Statutory Ape]

nah, though they are trying to get as much utility out of my being there as they can, which they are entitled to for rather obvious reasons.

I just wish to be treated with decency and left alone enough to find a job and place to live is all.

I am all for helping them in any capacity so long as my two needs are addressed. (a place to sleep, shower and shave kind of falls under part B of the above)

[Bobby Wong]

you mean a place to sleep, shower, shave, and get drunk at 3 in the afternoon

[Statutory Ape]

drunk? on one shot? the one I earned and they gave to me?

and by the way, after having the shot I was getting clothes ready for an interview manpower set me up with Monday, when two cops showed up, presumably to remove me from the bathroom I had barricaded myself into

before you jump to shit on me, may I remind you twice now the bitch has called city cops to further her personal agenda, at taxpayer expense

taxes she hasn't paid a penny of in nearly 7 years now.

thats a long fucking time to be living on her powers to manipulate alone, don't you think?

[rum dick]

I too find barricading myself in my moms bathroom after doing a lunchtime shot to be the perfect way to get myself centered prior to a job interview.

[rum dick]

Seriously though just fucking with you. So, you stopped by the fams house to pick up a power tie (canary yellow?), helped out around the house, then mom goes nuts while youre out back minding your own biz going through your two life possession boxes, she calls up the cops and makes up a story about you going bananas and locking yourself in the bathroom. Been there dawg. You have no idea.

[SkyNigger]

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Statutory Ape:
really? i feel so alone in dealing with insanity...


As long as you have each other.

[rum dick]

As long as you have each other.

As long as you have Self