Scuter, 408 is now trying to recruit people to deprogram you from donkdown ??

[nextlevelshit]

THere are more than this one post.. Dude appears to be back on bath salts.


Between destitute hopeless poverty (a good night meant a can of chicken soup ONLY 4 years expired. no bulges in the can, no leaking fluid, shit went down so fast I hardly noticed Mt Salmonella looming in the distance. Upon closer inspection, the ghastly silhouettes of blue green and indigo fungii sunbathing at the WHAT SUN YOU SAY? WHY, THE SUSTAINED METHANE GAS EXPLOSION CURRENTLY HEATING THE CORE OF THE CAN WELL ABOVE SCALDING HOT TEMPERATURES, OF COURSE.

Never heard of self heating Campbells soups before? DOn't worry cuz I haven't either. The game changer is all a matter of perspective- if y9u consider eating a viable fungal colony (careful to put out the mini-sun, shit burns for DAYS if you forget) dangerous or scary you're in the wrong line of work.

However, if taking risks sounds exciting JUST TO SEE WHAT IT TAKES TO ACTUALLY KILL YOU then, well goes without saying- you are cut out to be a real bonafide Skatz Man.

Interested in testing your mettle and demonstrating your mental might on the internet for less than penny's EVERY SINGLE POST YOU MAKE?

Think you have what it takes to survive the "Scooter Challenge"?

If so, I believe in you too and there is only one logical conclusion- REPORT TO THE BATTLEFIELD AND BRING YOUR TRUEST TRUTH YOU

(Directions to Battlefield)-->Please head on over to http://www.Skatzpoker.com and register an account immed and proceed to **IMMEDIATELY** wait for blake to approve your account. '

After checking infrequently for this crucial step (a process seemingly never ending ((skatz stock on fire right now)), trajectory aimed squarely through the shanty roof REAL TALK) and once your shiny new account is finally confirmed you have exactly two choices:

A:Locate Scuter aka SkyNigger aka Scooter aka the only dude 408mike has ever actually found attractive (no homo) and inform him via PM (it's the polite thing to do, good idea to get started on the right foot you know) that you have a month to accomplish the following- free scooter from "street poison." He also needs some toughening up, thus your role is to point out each and every single one of his physical mental and emotional flaws, ONE BY ONE (don't let him get dodgey on you) and be warned he is hihgly manipulative. You may find he becomes hostile aggressive and flat out rude- THIS IS YOUR TEST, YOU NEED TO GET THAT CHIN DOWN CINCH THE RAISINS HIGHER FOR ALL YOU GOT AND PRAY KIDS. Once you break those walls down time to get to getting rid of his self medication problem. We can expect him to be less than agreeable at this point, but united we stand ya'll so no matter what, do not ever give up! It's only a matter of time until Scooter cracks and admits his flaws and short comings. BE PERSISTENT AND NEVER TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER, YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS WILL WORK OR IT PROBABLY WON'T

B: You must convert SkyNigger to Christianity and it goes without saying, your eternal salvation rests on this mission. You fuck up and one of God's masterpieces walks away from the church forever, don't bother day dreaming about anything other than peeling onions for all eternity.
Scooters soul as well as yours on the chopping block, shit's getting real out here folks.

DOES SKYNIGGER'S SOUL NOT DESERVE TO REST IN PEACE UP NEXT TO BABY JESUS FOR ALL ETERNITY?

I THINK SO

DO YOU?

[nextlevelshit]

Here is the thread link btw http://www.donkdown.com/forum/poker-schools-t86380.html

[nextlevelshit]

Gentlemen, team Double Digit Quotient rocking the house right now amirite?

Ya'll can keep to squawkin amongst yourselves like whatever rubes are still left in this ghost town ----OR----- Consider the alternative, if you dare.

Image this man is in pain gentlemen. If you have some confidence in your abilities please report here ---> http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/register.php and upon activation of your account, please help my friend SkyNigger. He's having a dilly of a pickle trying to navigate the murky waters of life without the guiding light of Baby Jesus. I believe this to be the work of crafty shadow people determined to drag my friend right to hell but I will NOT give this man's eternal soul up without a fight.

PLEASE bring my friend back to the light, name your price and if you are successful, I will put my bubble butt streetside first thing tomorrow (nigga gotta shave, no one want no rubble) to pay you if I have to.

Also, if you feel that's out of range, please try working on some of that man's barriers to self acceptance. See, he never smiles and he does not know why. I believe this to be because he's shy and just does not want to see himself as the beautiful man that I do.

If you'd be so bold, a few hours of your time is all I ask, invest this time into helping shape SkyNigger into the glorious lustral earth bound comet of awesomeness he was meant to be, before crafty types pulled him from baby jesus, salvation, and the Land of Smiles.

Upon receipt of truth in this matter, you may claim whatever in the realm of compensation you so desire.

Good luck and remember, nothing worth doing in this life is easy.

Regards.




.

[nextlevelshit]

So bored I actually spent not less than a dozen bonafide 408mike life seconds actually going back and correcting my punctuation in a post aimed at *sigh* bootparty (do NOT explain the faggotry at work in creating this abomination of a forum handle, just rectify this disaster post haste. We all have to look at YOUR abomination, if you were less sociopathic you might realize these kinds of things on your own. time being I am delighted to help you out. BOOTPARTY IS ACTUALLY FAGGOTPARTY, DO WE HAVE A ROADMAP OF DOT CITY IN THAT FRAGILE MIND OF YOURS YET?

Don't answer that, just lie to me.

where was I...fuck it, too much faggot. Im getting beer and Bob can just miss this one post for once in his perfect life of sober logical perfection.

THIS BOREDOM SHIT IS FOR THE BIRDS




Bringing 408 back.

[DankBlaniels]

the saying "out of sight out of mind" seems appropriate i doubt scoots magoots gives a fuck what ape is doing as long as he doesnt have to witness it on his site

and now he is saying he is attracted to scooter wtf this guy is insane and should probably be sectioned for the publics protection

[nextlevelshit]

name your price and if you are successful, I will put my bubble butt streetside first thing tomorrow (nigga gotta shave, no one want no rubble) to pay you if I have to.

My take on this line right here is he is offering up prostituting himself to pay people to join skatz and harass scooter ?


WHAT
THE
FUCK

My apologies if this thread annoys scooter, but imo it is hit worthy. If mike won't post on here, we can just steal his gems of insanity.

[rum dick]

my soul feels dirty from reading these meltdown posts but i do want to thank mr. nextlevelshit for bringing it to the attention of management. NLS, any chance you could talk the kid off of the ledge or is too far gone? Also, how much bath salts can $500 get a person these days? Really, really, really hope no one gets hurt during his trip and eventual horrifying come down. Ape if you are reading this - chill the fuck out and click this link immediately.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmwue6Jq4KA

[MistaCobalina]

Hey, can Skatz legal team draw up a restraining order for scoots, just as a precaution.

[MistaCobalina]

or maybe have animal control stationed outside of scooter's apartment with nets and tranquilizer darts

[anatine]

who fucking cares at this point. no, seriously.

[MistaCobalina]

who fucking cares at this point. no, seriously.

http://www.trailertheater.com/trailer-images/g/o/ejAyTTNOUnRrQUE=.jpg
http://www.zuguide.com/image/Robin-Williams-Good-Will-Hunting.2.jpg
http://pds.egloos.com/pds/1/200503/16/58/b0003358_21432748.jpg
http://www.4sportboston.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/its-not-your-fault.jpg
http://www.popscreen.com/assets/thumbs/v/original/74877738N3_o.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-A9OibuJMGlM/TfSyX6cMjXI/AAAAAAAAADc/cM4JwCkt1zg/s1600/Good.Will.Hunting.1997.XviD.DTS.CD3-WAF.avi_001529070.jpg
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XOVS_SYyXe8/0.jpg

[Bobby Wong]

probably the good and law-abiding people of san jose who are terrified to leave their homes care

[anatine]

oh cob. sweet, innocent, naive cob.

see you in page1 of the comics.

[rum dick]

Ape can out bench both Damon and Williams

[nextlevelshit]

who fucking cares at this point. no, seriously.

Who cares about any of this ? He is as interesting as anything on here... Who cares about ponies and such? no, seriously.

who says such thing who has been on the internet for a decade... the internet was made to interact with weirdos, bro. get on the train.

[Statutory Ape]

THere are more than this one post.. Dude appears to be back on bath salts.

Firstly I would probably need to be "on" bath salts to ever be capable of getting "back" on wouldn't you agree?

I got dealt some very bad news this morning, the worst kind in some respects, and to be blunt, I feel NOTHING right now. Not even 100% what's going on but I have to book it up to Redding and catch maybe the last breath my estranged father will ever breath.

On my way out, I saw this and am itching to come back, Cob I haven't read nor replied to anything on donkdown but I will, if you said anything to me and expected a response by now I do apologize.

Hoser, fuck man, think OUTSIDE the damned box for ONCE In your life. I am turning several pages in my life and truth be told, my time online will be limited until i get a smart phone (Iphone 5 100%) and I really need to get a bit of fresh air anyway.

So, given that I have now experienced the horrible horribleness that is BOREDOM (I am still doing just fine with the sobriety and such, the posts last night were essentially out of BOREDOM and for no other reason) I had a notion that it might benefit Skatz and a certain someone if I made a concerted effort to bring a couple...."pets" to occupy the idle time. Give you guys some toys to play with and such.

it's a simple plan really, bait a few rubes into posting here via hard concise trolling elsewhere and then retreating to the safety of my home, and ya'll can do whatever from there. Skatz might even pull a few decent posters out of this and ultimately I have every intention of making sure Skatz is the only site left standing when all is said and done.

Well, off all the NWP and NWP spinoff sites I mean, obviously.

Also I would literally DIE LAUGHING if I actually convinced some bible thumpers to come here and try to convert Scooter, my lord would that be hilarious. I'm going to try, no clue if I will actually be successful but it's no cost to me and there is a lot of potential upside so why not?

Scooter I have read and LISTENED to everything you've said to me recently and my last stand here is multi faceted and involves a bit of help from a couple beloved members in making sure I straighten out and treat you as you deserve. You shall receive this treatment, or I'm going to be spending a hell of a lot of time napping it out wishing I could post and the best part is, you can count on not having to see anymore of the multitude of things I tend to do which bother you.

I flat out refuse to put my tail between my legs and scurry off, you've been far more forgiving and patient than I realized and only very recently have i grasped the majority of the points you've been hammering in my direction. I am going to copy and paste the somewhat long message cobson refused to send here (as he damn well should tell me fuck no. I need to fall in line and be capable of respecting authority and RULES, like banned means fucking BANNED, not circumvent the banning via a buddy nor run amuck at other forums screaming with insanity begging for forced relevancy. I won't stand for such tripe ANY LONGER, and i have brainstormed on my own and creatively found solutions to at least 80% of the bullshit you've been demanding I stop doing for months now. I am ashamed but chin still high, I am going to tough it out.)

The gay jokes and such none of you would understand the point of so why are any of you poking around making statements and being judgemental? Scooter is a grown man last time i checked and so far as I know fully capable of handling anythign I do or so in whatever capacity suits his mood at the time.

Please stop trying to make whatever point about anythingbna not having to do with you, post haste. Double post haste because if you all shit the bed badly enough Scooter is likely to blame ME for it and I'd rather not suffer any more shitty news than I have to at this point in time.

The post I am copy and pasting might seem long to some of you, for the sake of the forum so people can skim or skip altogether if they like I'm going to use that hide thingy what's it called...member's only? That thing.
I hope for the very best for you all, take care. I am not sure I'll be back anytime soon, probably will be up in Redding till the weekend handling family business.

Mike

[anatine]

all over hosers gook face.

[Bobby Wong]

rip pa grapes, he had a good run

http://i.imgur.com/4LGWa.jpg

[Statutory Ape]

who fucking cares at this point. no, seriously.

Read my post and tell me honestly you do not regret saying this.

I mean, if you object by all means tell me to stop and I will. I thought it would be good for some cheap laughs.

You guys are being harsh here, and my posts were actually pretty funny? I haven't read them since last night, if they do in fact suck I'll give the whole bringing a few peeps here for fun angle the back shelf treatment.

That's pretty fair, I hope.

And rum I am curious what you meant with your rep comment. What aren' t you guys telling me and why not?

Mike

[MistaCobalina]

rofl the irony that, after years of being called gay or at least bi-curious I finally say I find a dude attractive and everyone is clamoring around as if he's going to be my next victim or something. Sure, right after I SWIM to thailand right haha <3

Next victim, Mike? Um.. uh.. um.. who was the first victim.


Also, I'm a little more concerned about me being the next victim, to be honest. Scooter can take care of himself, he's been trained by the Australian Flying Dingos, his hands are deadly weapons.

[Statutory Ape]

rip pa grapes, he had a good run

http://i.imgur.com/4LGWa.jpg

Indeed.

Also props to Scooter, his brilliance has given me perspective and emotional control to see the truth for what it is in times like these.

I did not have a relationship with the man because he did not want one. I was only bitter about this because I believed I had to be.

So this morning I'm sitting there and I had an epiphany, I literally did not feel a thing (still don't) I mean, I hardly knew the man, why would this bother me?

So then, all of a sudden out of the blue, I began to almost force emotions onto myself probably subconsciously, it basically boiled down to my feeling guilty I was not crushed, like I am a bad person or something?

but if the emotions did not exist in the first place, then they NEVER do on their own.

We literally create emotions out of thin fucking air.

The golden lining of truth here then, of course, is that once a person begins to understand important truths such as these, it becomes very obvious how to CONTROL one's emotions.

Logic is king and being emotional is for women wimps and headcases. Scooter has been saying this (in fewer or greater words, depending) for a pretty damned long time but it never made sense to me at all.

Now it does, and thank YOU for that Scooter. About 6 months ago any calamity befalls me i'd be pounding my fist into my pillow sobbing. Today I feel nothing, which is literally a very BIG blessing and something you deserve a ton of cred and respect for.

Mike

[VaughnP]

Honestly, Scooter never requests for anyone to be banned but did so in this case. Did he have a change of heart that I missed?

[MistaCobalina]

Honestly, Scooter never requests for anyone to be banned but did so in this case. Did he have a change of heart that I missed?

You missed the thread were scooter admitted he was wrong, apologized to grapes and invited him to sleep on his couch in thailand indefinitely while he worked as Scooter's Manservant?

[Bobby Wong]

it looks like he wanted a relationship with that dolphin though

[VaughnP]

Sorry, Mike, but you will have to work this out with ole Scoots.

15 minutes to make one parting post starts now.

[Statutory Ape]

Next victim, Mike? Um.. uh.. um.. who was the first victim.


Also, I'm a little more concerned about me being the next victim, to be honest. Scooter can take care of himself, he's been trained by the Australian Flying Dingos, his hands are deadly weapons.

You're improving and getting funnier, that's awesome! I cracked a couple smiles, normally your posts are intelligent insightful and all that, but hardly ever do you dabble in sarcasm (admittedly a strong chance it just flies over my head, if that's the case I still liked the post anyway)

uh "next victim" was intended not to imply there are or have ever been any victims (there have never been nor will there ever be victims by my hand or in any capacity of my own, I mean get real, I am many things but never violent or dangerous) I pretty much light heartedly took the stalkerish angle that people joke around about and took it next level, to be humorous. Like the comment i threw out at PFA about finding my sister attractive when I've hardly seen her more than ~30 minutes my entire life.

Make believe to generate some laughter, lighten a dreary day, that sort of thing.

[Statutory Ape]

Next victim, Mike? Um.. uh.. um.. who was the first victim.


Also, I'm a little more concerned about me being the next victim, to be honest. Scooter can take care of himself, he's been trained by the Australian Flying Dingos, his hands are deadly weapons.

You're improving and getting funnier, that's awesome! I cracked a couple smiles, normally your posts are intelligent insightful and all that, but hardly ever do you dabble in sarcasm (admittedly a strong chance it just flies over my head, if that's the case I still liked the post anyway)

uh "next victim" was intended not to imply there are or have ever been any victims (there have never been nor will there ever be victims by my hand or in any capacity of my own, I mean get real, I am many things but never violent or dangerous) I pretty much light heartedly took the stalkerish angle that people joke around about and took it next level, to be humorous. Like the comment i threw out at PFA about finding my sister attractive when I've hardly seen her more than ~30 minutes my entire life.

Make believe to generate some laughter, lighten a dreary day, that sort of thing.

[nextlevelshit]

Does anyone one here know the PW for the r/poker Championship League on Hero Poker????? Anyone... :?:


Post Re: Hero Poker PASSWORD...
fNot quite sure if you should pull the trigger on going to college to fling small plastic playing cards in clockwise fashion and should you pull off the impossible and solve that mind-bending perplexity things only go downhill from there- WHAT TO DO, YOU WANT TO FLING THEM FUCKING CARDS, BUT WHAT'S THE PROPER METHODOLOGY TO YOUR PROLOGICAL CONUNDRUM OF EPICAL TONALITY]]{?

ON THE LEFT HAMMOCK YOU COULD BE LIKE THE SMART KIDS AND GOE TOO SCHULE, STUFF LYK THIS .

OR (REALLY TEMPTED TO GO WITH OR ALREADY, SHARING MY FEELINGS AS THEY COME RAW AND UNCUT) HELD IN A DEATH GRIP VIA YOUR RIGHT PHALANGES IS A POTENTIAL GAME CHANGER---(SIT DOWN RUBE, GET THE THINKING CAP ON AND IF YOU SMELL SMOKE, DON'T WORRY CUZ THERE AIN'T NO FIRE. JUST CONCENTRATE) YOU *COULD* ACTUALLY DO SOME LEGWORK AND ACTUALLY FIND SOME KIND 0F BUSINESS WHO EMPLOYS (IN NON DISCRIMINATORY FASHION, OF COURSE) PEOPLE ADEPT AT FLINGING SMALL PLASTIC CARDS AROUND A FELT LINED TABLE IN- YOU KNOW THE DEAL ALREADY HUH? TOO SMART FOR ME I KNEW IT! I HAS AN EYE FOR TALENT I DOES. BUT FOR POSTERITY, YES YOU ARE CORRECT- IN CLOCKFUCKINGWISE FASHION DO YOU FLING THEM.

wow, all that tuff thinkin and what's at the end of the rainbow as your reward?

self medicating the sense of failure and utter despair upon your self realization you couldn't fucking get the freeroll password on time. Yet more fail from team Double Digit Quotient..I'd shake my head, but technically you are performing very well and with consistency no gook could dream of. If all American companies met expectations as well as you do, shit, anything can happen dawg.

you are an inspiration to us all, please keep fighting the fight.

Honestly, i think skatz has permanently changed 408.

[gay sex]

dont you dare vaughn

[MistaCobalina]

grapes has asked for a stay of execution to post some pictures.

[Statutory Ape]

vaughn please give me like 6-7 minutes max please. I'm just retrieving a picture and copy/pasting.

[gay sex]

scuter gets overruled on this

[anatine]

yeah im going to have to let mike post his pictures here.

[VaughnP]

Ok, I will temporarily hold off on the ban.

Scooter has asked for so little on the site, this one has to be granted. Mike brought it upon himself.

[rum dick]

Honestly, i think skatz has permanently changed 408.

Respectfully disagree. If anything ape changed himself in the misguided belief that skatz is something more than a handful of people babbling on the interwebs. It also might be a part time shadowy cabal but that's irrelevant to the matter at hand.

[nextlevelshit]

Respectfully disagree. If anything ape changed himself in the misguided belief that skatz is something more than a handful of people babbling on the interwebs. It also might be a part time shadowy cabal but that's irrelevant to the matter at hand.

Well, I don't want to step on the toes of any shadowy cabal, but his writing style does seem to be heavily influenced by his time on skatz and scuter.

.... If only Scuter wished for a sidekick .....

...... things could be perfect ......

[anatine]

Well, I don't want to step on the toes of any shadowy cabal, but his writing style does seem to be heavily influenced by his time on skatz and scuter.

.... If only Scuter wished for a sidekick .....

...... things could be perfect ......


a popular tourist attraction in thailand are the painting elephants. elephants are given paint brushes and tubs of paint and make instantly forgettable portraits for the tourists.

if i show an elephant nothing but the works of pablo picasso's blue period in an otherwise perfectly white room for some extended period, the elephant might very well gravitate to the color blue in his work, but it does not mean hes been influenced by the artists works, only that he is falling back on a vocabulary hes become immersed in.


you dumb jew.

[VaughnP]

Mike was bluffing about the pictures apparently. So long, ape.

[nextlevelshit]

a popular tourist attraction in thailand are the painting elephants. elephants are given paint brushes and tubs of paint and make instantly forgettable portraits for the tourists.

if i show an elephant nothing but the works of pablo picasso's blue period in an otherwise perfectly white room for some extended period, the elephant might very well gravitate to the color blue in his work, but it does not mean hes been influenced by the artists works, only that he is falling back on a vocabulary hes become immersed in.


you dumb jew.

While I think you see yourself as a seriously creative guy and all, your analogy doesn't disagree at all with what I said. Logic - 1, Cool elephant story +1 means IT'S A WASH. The elephants were still influenced by pablo picasso's work, even if they didn't appreciate them. You've just done a semantic switcheroo that sounds palatable but is false.

It goes beyond vocabulary that he is mimicking. I don't think the old 408 posted like this.... Influenced doesn't imply much except to be influenced.

[VaughnP]

Scooter isn't even an admin, Hoser, so he couldn't ban him.

[gay sex]

sigh, farewell you sweet grape

[VaughnP]

a_saUN4j7Gw&start=120&autoplay=1

Goodbye.

[anatine]

he had a good run

[MistaCobalina]

NoOhnrjdYOc

[rum dick]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2ag93c9.jpg

Ape flew too close to the sun.

[rum dick]

Ape the only reason I would ever look down on you is because you're literally shorter than I am and id have to look down to see you (preemptive no gare I am not 5'9"). Hope the life coach thingy works out. Never heard of one that was worth the money but hey I'm not in your shoes and ive never met her so what the fuck do I know. Go with God bro

[onestep]

rip pa grapes, he had a good run

http://i.imgur.com/4LGWa.jpg

That photo in the background looks like : Hoyt with the dolphin

[VaughnP]

. . .

Tine, with all due respect, banning me a minute or two before I could put my farewell post together, on the same day I got wind that I am losing my biological father is, quite frankly, very low class.

I care not however as caring at this point would be both irrational as well as illogical.

Here is the post that I had to put together on the fly in direct sunlight that vaugnh literally could not extend to me an additional 2-3 minutes to finish....

I don't know what else to say, except I saw this coming, and really would rather things not go down as they are shaping up. Not my decisions though, they are yours collectively.

One step at a time...

Essentially I predict this is going to be my last post here and at skatz for the foreseeable future and hmm...I am not affected by it negatively, though a part of me keeps screaming I should be angry at my mistreatment, I have learned it's actually very easy to control the internal screaming. I can be in control so long as I WANT to be, it's actually that easy.

I'll be available if anyone wants to chat, but I'm not forcing the issue.

Here for your guy's viewing pleasure are pics I took two days ago on a whim. The week prior I was living on expired cake mix out of the box and day to day I have been improving in every conceivable way imaginable. Physically and mentally I have progressed while almost out of the blue I have emotionally REGRESSED.

I understand something Scooter said and this is sinficant-WE create emotional reactions OURSELVES, and when you realize this it literally washes away useless emotions nearly in one fell swoop. I used to think being overly emotional was a blessing, reason being my emotions allowed me to feel things no one else was capable of.

That was, hands down, the pinnacle of my insanity.

Wish you ALL the best, and I mean that.

Scooter, it feels very good to graduate. I had all but lost hope you know...

Regards.

Mike
aka 408mike
aka Statutory Ape
aka Apes of Wrath

I am and will always be THE Ape of Nanking!

@sweetbabygrapes

http://i.imgur.com/6RAfm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ontw7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Mq2Fm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9CELO.jpg


Thanks all, take care.

Sweet Baby Grapes

Also thank you Cobson.

Blaming your behaviour on drugs or going out of your way to point out that it has nothing to do with drugs is more or less the same fallacy

gotcha




Everything has to be focused inwards, but then I'm tired of repeating my (somewhat obvious, yet brilliant nonetheless) rhetoric.

explain




You don't repair reputations. When you deliver value, you get a reputation for your consistency. When you deliver urine, you get a reputation for that. Reputations are valueless. They are merely something that happens as an irrelevant part and parcel of being known for delivering.

The only people who place value on reputations are those who want to exploit one when they get it.

It's very Christian, this obsession with reputation and respect. The only people obsessed with public opinion are those who are a horror show in private.

I did not put two and two together sooner and I am not sure why. Months ago I would have seen this right away. No wonder you've begun to despise me. It's certainly justified.


Of course, power exists only where there is Trust and Love, Fealty and Unconditional Loyalty. You might be barking up the wrong tree, if that's what you're seeking. The median age of posters on this forum is not 3.

Its definitely not easy to always know exactly what you mean, but always worth the effort to figure it out.


I just don't give a fuck.

I know what you are saying finally. No hard feelings I hope.


I was giving my Self my time. You don't 'deserve' my advice, but then was not giving you the cold hard Truth for you. What that has to do with whether or not it has value for you, is irrelevant. My motives have never been to rescue you. Other, more relevant lives, are at stake.

I am fine with this as I greatly profoundly benefited regardless.

Here's to Consistency John and when we meet again, I hope smiles replace the nonsense and all to the benefit of the greater good.

Mike

[blake]

i've never seen a study on this, but i'm pretty convinced you can tell if someone is insane by their physical appearance.

http://i.imgur.com/4LGWa.jpg

[blake]

http://i.imgur.com/AqBoT.jpg

[blake]

http://i.imgur.com/hz77n.jpg

[blake]

:jewdonk

[blake]

http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=116

[VaughnP]

I remember writing something about Gamble in particular on that subject. I proposed that a random person would pick him as the most likely to be insane out of random group photos with him a remarkable percentage of the time.

[Bobby Wong]

well blake, there is absolutely no way that someone is ever going to get a refund on a pack of opened and smoked dunhills unless they appear so unstable that the store owner just wants to get them out of there before merchandise gets smashed and the police show up.

[Been]

father on death bed

post on skatz

[cup]

Thats one crazy looking motherfucker. I'm glad he thinks I'm Ian.

[Michael]

http://i.imgur.com/hz77n.jpg

:jewdonk

http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=116

http://i.imgur.com/nKV8Y.jpg

[anatine]

http://www.sonatinepoker.com/1344359716224.gif

[rum dick]

i've never seen a study on this, but i'm pretty convinced you can tell if someone is insane by their physical appearance.

http://i.imgur.com/4LGWa.jpg

Quick someone get apes stepdad an aspirin to chew he looks like hes having a heart attack

[rum dick]

Nls- did not know about apes biological dad. Where is this discussed? And I hope it all works out for ape

[Bobby Wong]

Nls- did not know about apes biological dad. Where is this discussed? And I hope it all works out for ape

on pages 1 and 2 dumbazz

[rum dick]

Rum Dick multi-tasking too hard.

[rum dick]

Ok I see it now. Must have got lost in the convert scooter to Christianity and cambpells soup fungus confusion. My bad. Fly like the wind to redding and good luck good luck.

[Been]

rum, don't let it bother you. it didn't bother ape enough to log off.

[gay sex]

ape dont listen to this faggot he wont even review the different diet mountain dew fountains around hesperia, i maintain its the arco station but theres been debate on their c02 vis a vis the 7 11

[Been]

that arco station sucks they don't even take credit

[gay sex]

and where do you weigh in on the circle k spherical ice, its the bellwether for that town bro

[Bobby Wong]

circle k styrofoam cups turn me off for an everyday bev, but because there are so few of them in the greater possumsquash metropolitan area i get down with a little ozone depletion as an occasional treat.

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/krUnX.gif

[tony bagadonuts]

Seriously, what the fuck did you guys do to Mike? He was always on the fringe but jesus christ.

He was trippin balls a couple of months ago, but those posts are relatively coherent in comparison.

[gay sex]

SHUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH TONY

[tony bagadonuts]

Gray makes me feel like dancin

[gay sex]

listen tonette, im gonna need to see u eating donut holes or at least twitter posting donut holes, and im gonna need it asap

[gay sex]

otherwise ur gonna be banned back to those other boring sites bro

so get ur glaze on u have until sunday

[gay sex]

if you could work in a little lightning crashes by live i will put u in the admin forum

[gay sex]

cob knows its our anthem tony worst name ever non ironically channeling the worst of the east coast cuz ur an idiot

[tony bagadonuts]

i <3 you too gare but this is going to be a short stay since as usual I have no idea what you are saying.

[rum dick]

Really want to troll gare here but the albino agoraphobe is right

[rum dick]

Tony before you get banned please send that fake psychiatrist guy from pfa over for a minute

[gay sex]

i feel like ur wifes hillybilly cousin would see that word and throw holy water on u

[gay sex]

you wave that dana holgorson shirt like a crucifix dave

[rum dick]

The wife's hillbilly cousin is too busy scamming workers comp and flipping cars for like 90k last year so he claims from the doorway of his trailer.

[rum dick]

Basically what I'm saying is while you and I are ruining our lady's lives this hillbilly is straight hustling

[rum dick]

Anywho Andrew bynum plays for Philly, tj simers has a boner, and Tony b is about fifteen minutes from getting banned

[gay sex]

wtf bynum got traded

[rum dick]

Linda cohn is gonna explain it all just as soon as the chargers game is over

[blake]

love this trade even if the sixers are just renting him for a year

[gay sex]

bynum is the goat and idiot old man haters like my dad bitch about his attitude, who did the lakers get

[blake]

dwight howard

[gay sex]

also real talk i was in my ford expedition sweating my face off listening to the nba draft on the radio in vegas when bynum got drafted like 10th in 2005 and apparently kupchak was super secretive about it talking a whole bunch of shit to make sure he got him

[blake]

RECEIVES IN TRADE
LAKERS Dwight Howard
NUGGETS Andre Iguodala
76ERS Andrew Bynum,Jason Richardson
MAGIC* Arron Afflalo, Al Harrington, Nikola Vucevic, Moe Harkless


*- Magic also will receive a protected 1st-round pick from each of the other three teams

[gay sex]

god the haters are gonna be furious when usc runs the table and dwight and nash and horrible kobe get #6

[gay sex]

btw why even compete in the east, ur never gonna beat lebron goat james, just save money until hes done winning like 14 championships

[gay sex]

dangggg penn state got so rearviewed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1c5QPg8O4s

[gay sex]

ohhhhhh dannnnnnng what is this heisman winner so charismatic also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsFuDQS8Oro

[gay sex]

blake we feel bad for u wong, ull always have penn state squash

[MistaCobalina]

Wow, what a coup for the lakers. Earlier to day i heard no way this could get done without sending Pau too

[gay sex]

kids got ears made of corn amirite

[VaughnP]

if you could work in a little lightning crashes by live i will put u in the admin forum

Tony, man, super easy song: E major, B5add9 barred, F# major barred ridiculously easy song to learn if one can play barre chords, like literally takes 5 minutes to learn to play it recognizably. The bridge has one more chord, G# sharp minor. Listen to the song and put it all together, brah, you got this.

[blake]

i've never seen a study on this, but i'm pretty convinced you can tell if someone is insane by their physical appearance.

http://i.imgur.com/4LGWa.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/AqBoT.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hz77n.jpg

:jewdonk



my theory remains correct. like why wasn't this sandy hook shooter preemptively arrested for conspiring to commit mass murder the second this picture was taken? he's clearly psychotic

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/130402-lanza-id-445p.photoblog600.jpg

[blake]

love this trade even if the sixers are just renting him for a year

also i no longer love this trade

[rum dick]

and somewhere dakota is smiling

[anatine]

good to see this thread in full bloom again.

[blake]

http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=116

[blake]

:wink

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

throw up a pic of yourself gook and let's see how sane you look to the unclean.

[blake]

right in my gook face

[rum dick]

yeah brake throw up a pic of your gook face