The Thais all think this was a ghost trying to communicate with me.

[SkyNigger]

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[SkyNigger]

I worked 22 hours with my head where the mirror came down, two (2) minutes after I stood up to have a shower. That's 1320 minutes and then 2 minutes later, my face gets shredded. Except I had stood up.

I think the Thais have the best theory I've heard so far. Can you improve on it?

[DankBlaniels]

thai people sure do love them ghosts

[DankBlaniels]

but no explanation needed you just got lucky sometimes mirrors fall down and the electrical wiring in asia is terrible, have a drink to celebrate you just dodged a big mess. broken glass and faces dont go well together.

if you are going to believe in ghosts you may as well believe in jesus its hard to believe in either without proof.

[anatine]

can we talk about how fucking amazing that apartment is please? is that seriously a 270 degree wraparound view?

[DankBlaniels]

and seriously whats going on with thai people and ghosts they all genuinely believe in them doesnt make any sense

[DankBlaniels]

sorry tine were going to talk about ghosts and i think he is in a hotel

[anatine]

i mean yeah i get how incredible the mirror falling is, but honestly how did you find that apartment?

[DankBlaniels]

did you see any ghosts in thailand ? i didnt but there are supposed to be many floating around

[anatine]

also thats freaky.

[anatine]

but seriously tho i want that apartment if you move, especially if its near sukhimvit.

[DankBlaniels]

http://www.tikisaurus.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Spirit-Camera-SF-Hotel.jpg

[DankBlaniels]

you are a brave man tine

[anatine]

i aint fraid of no ghosts

[DankBlaniels]

also you picked a good time to leave manilla and apparently you are seeing a thai model at the moment.

sounds like you are running good right now maybe the ghosts wanted to congratulate you ?

[DankBlaniels]

scooter is rick moranis

[DankBlaniels]

or maybe more like rick moronis

[anatine]

your face is rick moronics

[MistaCobalina]

I think the vibrations you caused by standing up and walking to the shower was the straw/camel that made the mirror detach. it was going to detach soon, but I don't think it would have if you had stayed sitting there. Just that little bit of rattle than you standing up is what pushed it over the edge.


Or you know.. the spirits of your ancestors are pissed off at you for exposing Catholicism.

[VaughnP]

The Jews did Scooter's mirror.

[DankBlaniels]

maybe ape paid a gypsie to put a curse on scooter

http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1025/826956633_f8fbb1b052_z.jpg?zz=1

[Bobby Wong]

i just want to know what the fuck is up in that bathroom with the exposed brick and the rustic little ladder thing and the ceiling tiles that look like a skylight with 30 pounds of dead bugs laying on top and the mystery electrical box over the bathtub.

and scooter's accent is dreamy.

[rum dick]

Doubt ape would be involved with anything that might damage the beautiful face of the man he is in love with.

[rum dick]

Bob is right though Scuters accent really is dreamy.

[onestep]

i think your accent is quite luxurious and I would like to see more of your feet as well as your body, not behind the camera of course.

[Harley]

Bring back Johns Academy.

Fuck really, lets get that school back on the airwaves.

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/PuVTz.jpg

[gay sex]

grapes would have gotten like an additional 100 replys on this thread, seeing ur retarded bare feet in front of glass cuz ur parents raised u like wolves doesnt make up for that scuter

[gay sex]

also im ready to further alienate, new season of top chef masters is awful all the gays chefs are seriously horrible tv

[gay sex]

and for mrobot anime is fucking awful

[gay sex]

and for sonatine fishing is a retarded ass sport/activity

[gay sex]

also i find fresh squeezed orange juice to be overrated

[gay sex]

and to follow up oh but what about sushi, yes i thank the retards who overfish and are ruining ecosystems for giving me delicious sushi and im on a tuna boycott, also thanks to the idiots who get me grilled swordfish

[gay sex]

i literally once watched a father squirt lemon juice in his 5 year old daughters eye at a restaurant over a grilled swordfish, it only made me love swordfish more

[gay sex]

if this was last week i would have banned both of you

[gay sex]

aint no grapes to pick up ur faggot slack

[anatine]

GOT HIM

[anatine]

WALK IT OFF, DOMINO

[gay sex]

would literally blow up the stratosphere before id sit in a river spey casting for aids fish

[gay sex]

we see you kid

[gay sex]

oh and hey cajjj observers learning from this, dragging ur dads wheelchair into the river and putting galoshes on his arms isnt a father son vacay

[gay sex]

id say walk that off but we all know ur gonna roll the aeron to the mini fridge for a seltzer water

[gay sex]

possibly some freezer burned cookie dough ice cream

[gay sex]

oh look on cue 10 58 pm august 8 2012 year of our lord they cut one of the boring ass gay chefs from the show

[anatine]

whats in your freezer oh yeah

http://i.imgur.com/1mdx6.jpg

[anatine]

im about to fire up one of those parcooked bread things, i have limited expectations.

[gay sex]

if you werent an uncultured beast youd at least have a picture of madeleines

[gay sex]

outside looking in we got remaining fingers crossed on ur half baked aspirations

[anatine]

they literally just cut away from the olympics to show a sneak preview of matthew perry's new shitty comedy.

[gay sex]

hey jace shutup

[anatine]

or what youll delete the thread?

[anatine]

matthew perry looks like someone shoved boiled yams into an old womans stocking

[gay sex]

cuz ur fucking too stupid too appreciate fools rush in dont put this on the perr dog, listen bro u might be sub ape level intelligence

[anatine]

i suppose id be the last to know

[gay sex]

and by might the answers probably, now go knit a lure and tell ur local grocery clerk it really sparkles like escaped mercury

[anatine]

i can seriously watch mexican soccer but not olympics

[gay sex]

and then when u got the 8 term county sheriff over for apps, turn up the charm and say oh hey you wanna see my workshop, and breakout gossamer filament when ur discussing ur mackerel lure

[anatine]

gare shouldnt you be chunking off hospital bill payments at the 7/11 video poker? i mean youre totally due for a hot run right?

[gay sex]

the womens bronze medal match beach volleyball was elite television

[anatine]

you can jewdonk can exchange bleeding edge strat in pokersucks.net's very own IST.

[gay sex]

jason you know they dont have video blackjack at cvs out here

[blake]

http://i.imgur.com/AqBoT.jpg

[gay sex]

grapes is that an alfani shirt

[gay sex]

its got that mid 2005 mens wearhouse feel

[Been]

there's a creaking noise during the video that sounds like the chick from ju-on

[gay sex]

carlos please, dont be improprietous

[Been]

dumb it down gare i go to community college

[gay sex]

i will not and ur pysch 101 teacher is gonna coach carter u to the big leagues

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/Sa5Pg.jpg

[gay sex]

cal state san bernardino here we come

[rum dick]

and to follow up oh but what about sushi, yes i thank the retards who overfish and are ruining ecosystems for giving me delicious sushi and im on a tuna boycott, also thanks to the idiots who get me grilled swordfish

What's a little mercury when you have a heart the size of an overripe cantaloupe

[rum dick]

Oh wow just read the last three pages.

[rum dick]

I was never here. Gonna go ice my hand and eat my pizza.

[gay sex]

its okay rum dick daniels

[DankBlaniels]

you just crossed the line gare

[rum dick]

You just crossed the line gare

[DankBlaniels]

you just crossed the line rum dick

[VaughnP]

cuz ur fucking too stupid too appreciate fools rush in dont put this on the perr dog, listen bro u might be sub ape level intelligence

In 2012 I've honestly watched less than 30 minutes of network television outside of sports, but for whatever reason, I got swoggled thinking Olympic replays would still be on and watched about 10 minutes of this show.

This shit was incredibly horrible, I can't believe Perry would sign on to such a shit thing. Like could they really squeeze more than two seasons out of this premise? How something like this is on TV but something like The Ape Life isn't is criminal.

The Keyser Soze joke was kinda plat though.

[gay sex]

1190 to murder lonnyp mwh, best and final

[Bobby Wong]

yeah, because matthew perry's artistic standards are legendary

[gay sex]

the whiiiiiite people are meltinggggggggggggg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpD072xGGJA&feature=related

[gay sex]

scuter if you had parents that loved you this would be relevant to you

[SkyNigger]

I keep losing my posts in this thread for innocuous reasons but am I high or is there a disturbing face in this frozen frame?

http://f.cl.ly/items/3x1T3L1t0f3B2s2n0F1t/Screen%20Shot%202012-08-10%20at%206.25.14%20AM.PNG

[Bobby Wong]

lay off the bathsalts j-vince

[gay sex]

vincent explain ur gay desk right now, what on earth are you tinkering on

[VaughnP]

yeah, because matthew perry's artistic standards are legendary

Calm down, brah, we can't have you insulting the Perry that way. Almost Heroes is a masterpiece.

[gay sex]

i feel like from that retarded mirror video ur building an imaginary plane, but most of the time ur checking ur phone and smoking cigarettes

[gay sex]

are you sawdering things johnathan

[gay sex]

should we call downstairs cuz u might be a liability to others

[gay sex]

fools rush in is still in my top 15

[Bobby Wong]

its spelled soldering gare

[gay sex]

listen bruh i was on hella vics and deleting social groups during this thread

[Behemoth]

run out of xannies gare?

[anatine]

gay sex are you set on xannies or not?

[gay sex]

Xannied to the.gills bro

[gay sex]

Like Blake when his wife makes him have sex

[Bobby Wong]

kids so barred out he cant even spell soldering

[Behemoth]

I heard that was the real cause of Gare getting barred from Tim Hortons.

[Behemoth]

@ sonatine can you ask gare for me if he's ready for his ff anal reaming of the week?

thanks bae

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/oP5fOUL.gif

[gay sex]

that is correct

[Militant Quacks]

skatz 2012 was so good

[Hillbilly Jim]

id love for scoots to show up out of the blue with a new online slots trip report

[anatine]

when i think about how great this site was and how vaughn ran it into the ground with his relentless administrative failures it just hurts.

[Bobby Wong]

also im pretty sure glambo is dead

[gay sex]

he had a good run though

[gay sex]

kid stayed profligate until he had to hang himself so two finger point to the texas tornado

[anatine]

gamble was truly fancy.

[Behemoth]

when i think about how great this site was and how vaughn ran it into the ground with his relentless administrative failures it just hurts.


Yeah but he's still stronger, better looking, more hung and richer than you. Lest we forget he can outjump you too. Dude's got sick ups.

[Behemoth]

You should see him jump without shorts on. His massive wang spins around like a helicopter and lets him hover in the air.

[Behemoth]

It's true, David Blaine tried to put him in his levitating act but they couldn't get around the fact he had to wear pants.

[Behemoth]

Thats what also kept Vaughn from playing pro basketball. Otherwise we'd be like Michael Who? Kobe who? Oh you mean Kobe Tai the porn star? Yeah I only heard of her because that white basketball player that broke all the records his first 5 years in the league is doing a movie with her.

[anatine]

gay sex

[Bobby Wong]

http://i.imgur.com/FoJIDdF.png

[anatine]

nothing about being a hog rider so i guess gay sex is ok

[Bobby Wong]

im worried about 408mike though, pretty sure his entire diet is bush meat and bat-ravaged plums

[anatine]

every so often im sure he grabs a pizza


http://i.imgur.com/euulony.jpg

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i.imgur.com/4sJoz.jpg

[Behemoth]

http://i.imgur.com/4sJoz.jpg



:applause

[gay sex]

You know that dudes name is Peter

[Hillbilly Jim]

pretty sure we have known for years that his name is gary sex

[gay sex]

how fucking dare you

[Bobby Wong]

the sunglasses are pure class gare