RIP boris78

[rum dick]

Looks like someone finally put that ole girl down. Got bored enough to check and see if anyone had posted there since I was last there a month ago (and maybe luckbox into one of LLL's tranny stories). Instead of the ice palace there was something like myfilehost or some shit. Anywho before yall judge me, the other was option was sitting in a farmhouse watching edwina's mom drunk skyping with her friend dori (it was funny the first couple of times..but they always want me to join in which is somewhat hilarious at times but I always feel icky afterwards), and yall apparently have lives and/or access to cable, and I finished longform the other day, and, frankly, I need a night off from the hillbilly drama down at the dive bar...good news is I get to go back to colorado on sunday. Hooray!

[Bobby Wong]

there's nothign wrong with boris bro


which is more than i can say about your face

[rum dick]

Weird it was all fucked up awhile ago and now it looks fine. Boris that is. My face is, well, is still my face.

[rum dick]

I'm just gonna get vaughn to change all the dates in this thread to a year and a half ago and make the thread relevant.

[Been]

boris and skatz down on the same day? suspicious

[MistaCobalina]

boris has actually been way more active this week than it has recently, with fmic and splitthis making cameos. When I was doing my power rankings of 2 weeks ago, there was literally one post on boris that week. 1.

[rum dick]

It was a little weird.

[Steerpike]

colorado dave in the house

[Hillbilly Jim]

i have a good read on things like this and i dont believe he lives in colorado

[Steerpike]

so why does he call himself colorado dave?

[rum dick]

Because I don't want people to know I live in new mexico

[Been]

i've been assured boris will blow up when poker makes its comeback