that moment where u wake up physically dying

[gay sex]

and desperate for gatorade but cvs doesnt open for 26 more minutes

[gay sex]

crisis averted yall got a mocha frappucino and some honey roasted peanuts and a backup fiji water in case things get dark

[SkyNigger]

Aren't you supposed to include an amusing, heart-warming or wry image with that there Tumblr wisdom?

[gay sex]

i barely was able to put on shoes

[rum dick]

What'd you do to yourself this time?

[gay sex]

9 gallons of vodka

[rum dick]

I literally woke up face down on the living rooms hard wood floor and had to peel myself off of the floor. Nothing a vicodin cant fix

[gay sex]

ive literally immuned myself to vicodins i remember being 18 and that shit fucking me up but no longer

[rum dick]

Your liver must be hard as a rock

[gay sex]

ssY59yUuY2U

[VaughnP]

ROFL Scooter does have a point. "That moment women. . ." means like a 99% chance it was written by a female with the average age being 18.

[VaughnP]

Swear I didn't type "women" instead of "when/where" on purpose. I am not even going to correct that. Freudian.

[gay sex]

vaughn no one expects u to even be readable so it was a good show

[VaughnP]

From reading the last few threads, you're slowly working your way into a group of Scooter's that includes Ian and the ape.

[gay sex]

oh vaughn

[gay sex]

what another horrible effort

[VaughnP]

Wasn't an effort, bro. Just an observation.

[rum dick]

Daaaaaaang!!!

[Been]

it's better than where you wake up emotionally dying

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[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

9 gallons of vodka

If it had been tito's you'd be cool right now

All I'm sayin