The Ape has been confined to the newly created SKATZ TODDLER FORUM.

[VaughnP]

It's a compromise.

You can still post in any social group that you are a member of, SBG. That forum is now yours and any others' like you that may come along, do with it what you will and what you must.

[DankBlaniels]

rofl we should all be posting there as we are all catholic toddlers

[blake]

FREE APE

http://punitjajo.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/germany-zoo_stew2.jpg

[cup]

Actual lol'd

[Bobby Wong]

kid toddled too close to the sun

[rum dick]

September whatever 2012 Never Forget

[GAMBLE-BOT]

WHERE IS THIS HOT FORUM

[blake]

WHERE IS THIS HOT FORUM

http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=10

[blake]

ouch

[Michael]

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3529/108268-87901-gorilla-grodd_large.jpg

[nextlevelshit]

Wow. Just free 408.

FREE 408

He isn't that bad. Just make him promise to leave Scooter alone. This place is pretty dead. He is catalyst for a lot of interesting discussion. DEAL.


FREE 408

[anatine]

Mikes just being incredibly weird in general, it cant be helped. He knew not to climb up Scooters dick but did it anyway. He brags about imaginary friends then accuses people of stalking when they point out that he cant keep his story straight. And worst of all, he's back to his whole "everyone owes me attention and I get to do what I want or Im taking my marbles and leaving" act.

I really hope he sobers up and comes back once this manic phase is over, but he needs to understand that, in poker terms, he is "in make-up" and needs to toe the line and then some.

[anatine]

Here, just look:

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[DankBlaniels]

I dont think its right to keep animals in cages they should be allowed to roam free like nature intended

[SkyNigger]

I dont think its right to keep animals in cages they should be allowed to roam free like nature intended

That's what pedophiles say about the protective mothers of 4 year olds.

People like...let me try that again...Screaming tortured shells of human lookalikes like Mike have followed me around my entire life. They want to imprint onto me the way a duckling often imprints onto the first object it sees, even a soccer ball or a dog. Or a really creepy human.

http://www.cerebromente.org.br/n14/experimento/lorenz/lorenz3_p.jpg

There's something about me that makes leeches imagine they can lean on me. It's been happening my entire life, literally since I was a tiny kid. They just...follow me around.

http://www.cerebromente.org.br/n14/experimento/lorenz/index-lorenz.html

Learning Who is Your Mother
The Behavior of Imprinting

Silvia Helena Cardoso, PhD and Renato M.E. Sabbatini, PhD

"Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one."
Konrad Lorens

Animal behavior develops as a result of the interaction between genetic and environmental influences. Some behaviors have more genetic (innate) determinants than learned ones; in others behaviors, the opposite is true. Innate is a Latin word which means "born with".

In one side, there are the so-called instinctive behaviors, which are genetically programmed and usually are very littly influenced by experience or learning. They are part of a constellation of skills which are essential for life and survival. The sucking behavior of babies is one of several instinctive behaviors which we are born with. In the other side we have behaviors which are almost entirely dependent on learning, such as lacing your shoes.

There is, however a whole spectrum of different mixtures of innate and learned. For example, many learned behavioral patterns are dependent on innate mechanisms. A kitten has the brain mechanisms for hunting rats, but it must learn how to use them with its mother cat. The same happens with some song birds: they must hear their colleagues singing otherwise their singing patterns will come out garbled and irrecognizable for the birds of the same species.

An amazing and very curious example of genetic and environmental influences on animal behavior is provided by imprinting. It is a phenomenon exhibited by several species when young, mainly birds, such as ducklings and chicks. Upon coming out of their eggs, they will follow and become attached (socially bonded) to the first moving object they encounter (which usually, but not necessarily, is the mother duck or hen).The first scientific studies of this phenomenon were carried out by Austrian naturalist Konrad Lorenz (1903 - 1989), one of the founders of ethology (the study of animal behavior).

He discovered that if greylag geese were reared by him from hatching, they would treat him like a parental bird. The goslings followed Lorenz about and when they were adults they courted him in preference to other greylag geese. He first called the phenomenon "stamping in" in German, which has been translated to English as imprinting. The reason for the name is because Lorenz thought that the sensory object met by the newborn bird is somehow stamped immediately and irreversibly onto its nervous system.

In other experiments, he demonstrated that ducklings could be imprinted not only to human beings, but also to inanimate objects such as a white ball. He discovered also that there is a very restricted "window" of time after hatching that will prove effective for imprinting taking place. For this and other works, Lorenz was awarded the Nobel Prize for Medicine and Physiology in 1973.

That's the most ridiculous Nobel prize ever awarded. Humans have been imprinting humans for 3500 years. If you want to see what imprinted humans do, read Numbers 31. They're the children of the Chosen People (who all had to die so that their kids could be imprinted...it only took 40 years to kill them off, wandering around a desert on a journey that should have taken 10 days).

http://lobo.sbc.edu/FarsideImprint.jpg

There is genius in Gary Larson that is mesmerising. But then I wouldn't follow him around like a 2-celled organism, ignoring his yelling at me to FUCK OFF and to leave him alone. There would be no Far Side comics if Gary Larson did not live as a hermit; he'd be leeched onto by horror shows like Mike and lose his fucking mind because the only humane thing is to put them down.

Or they'll suck you down into their hole of insanity, which is what Gary Larson is saying in the above comic. They've sucked Humanity down and the hilarious tragedy is that the Pope and the Bush's and all the creeps that run the world cannot understand...they're the product of their own shrewd insanity (their own = their ancestors). British Petroleum and Shell Oil are racing to destroy the world but you don't think about it because you have minds only fractionally larger than Mike's.

But, and you can call it a 'hunch', I have this craazy feeling that you will think about it. Hah.

Oh you will scream about it. You fucking vassals. This was the coast of Louisiana. For Americans in the audience, that's a state in the United States of America. How many Americans do you think _care_ that, not a couple years ago, Louisiana was destroyed by a British oil firm? How many Americans do you think could name all 50 states in their country. Can you?

I don't give a fuck. Go impress BP. They will tell you how smart you are. They will make you feel good. That way, they can do this. Why? Why the hell not hahahahah. It's fun!

And you're all insane.

http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images/0426-oil-spill-louisiana.jpg/7782192-1-eng-US/0426-oil-spill-Louisiana.jpg_full_600.jpg

By "vassals", I mean you and the owners and executives of BP & Shell et all. In Vulture's Picnic (which would be a cool book were it not for Palast's moronic delusion that these guys are Winning), there is one great line where Palast contradicts the entire tone he takes for the entire book in a striking moment of Truth. Talking about the competition between billionaires who work 20 hr days to tear up the Earth and pollute oceans for tens of thousands of years with toxic waste etc, Palast poses the question "When will it stop?" (as in, how much money do you need before you have enough to be happy and have fun)...

Palast got the answer right, without 'getting' the implications that should be obvious: "It'll stop when one person has it all."

One will tell you he believes heart and soul that the bible is factually and historically correct 100% and if you can disprove so much as ONE single sentence then, in his eyes, the entire thing may be false and he would believe none of it.

Saying "I'm christian" is one thing. Living like one the way that God instructs us to live is entirely another.

I don't have a rebuttle against him. In fact, I want to go back to church now, after reading what he wrote again.

"If you do not forsake all your brains, you cannot be a unicycle."

Conversely Scuter would tell you the whole thing is rubbish and meant to control people, though I've not heard him say which parts (if any) he finds truthful/factual etc.

BAN THIS FUCKING FUCK FOR LYING. I'm serious. I will not tolerate this insanity. Someone ban him now, please.

Read the OP of this fucking VERY thread you fucking diseased worm. You're the dumbest person I've ever fucking had to endure in my entire.fucking.life.

Statutory Ape's Task Work to Complete in Order to Justify his Right to Life (http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16608)

My whole life, admirers who imagine they're being impossibly flattering, have screamed me insane. They do shit like this insanity above because they want to engage you; well, perhaps not you, but someone with more...substance.

They're um...how shall I say...FUCKING MOTHER-FUCKING M.O.T.H.E.R.F.U.C.K.I.N.G insane. If you enjoy the screaming, you're only yay superior to the imprinted image-less duckling.

They've been screaming (trying to impress me) their insanity at me for my entire life. I'm not going to keep being so inhumane, not indefinitely. When I start imaging people, it's going to be with The Image of Peace.

[gay sex]

scuter ur gonna get locked in the toddler forum with him if you keep this up

[DankBlaniels]

duckings are funny i think it would be great to have a load of them following me around. well maybe for like half an hour or so anyway. it would be preferable that getting followed around by 40ape thats for sure.

speaking of which scoots if you want him to stop with his stalkerish behaviour then why do you continue to respond to his posts ? kids head is messed up already without you sending him mixed signals. you refer to him as acting like a jilted girlfriend and while i agree with that comparison if you keep on fucking the ex girlfriend every time you get drunk then you cant complain when she keeps on thinking you might get back together.

[gay sex]

annnnnd lets simmer it down oven racks

[DankBlaniels]

GARE BEING A MASSIVE CATHOLIC TODDLER TODAY

[gay sex]

rofl

[DankBlaniels]

AND YOUR NEW NAME IS GARE LARDSON

[gay sex]

clarkson is a legend i welcome the comparison

[gay sex]

and lets simmer it down a notch buddy

[DankBlaniels]

IF YOU READ SCOOTERS POSTS YOU WOULD KNOW WHY YOUR NEW NAME IS GARE LARDSON

[DankBlaniels]

IN FACT YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO READ IT JUST LOOK AT THE PICTURES EVEN A CATHOLIC TODDLER LIKE YOURSELF CAN MANAGE THAT

[gay sex]

oh jack..

[DankBlaniels]

I JUST OWNED YOUR GOOK FACE GARE LARDSON

[gay sex]

we get it ur 38 and typing in caps come in for a hug big guy

[DankBlaniels]

GARE LARDSON OFF BY 10 YEARS KIDS SPINNING SO HARD HE CANT SEE STRAIGHT

[gay sex]

off by like 4 years max kid

[boomroasted, bro]

who's ready for some football?

[gay sex]

NO ONE

[Hillbilly Jim]

who's ready for some football?

toddlers and rubes

[Michael]

fatball

[gay sex]

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[SkyNigger]

fucking christ.

I reckon those kids have it as bad as CoG kids but without the Christian shame to kill them down the line. They'll be as miserable, they'll just be unwilling to ruin the illusion of how much WINNING they did.

What's funny is that people will think they're fucking around intentionally being silly. They are and they aren't. They're the sweetest, shyest, invariably socially awkward but confused by their media training (they don't confuse anyone), they'll throw themselves right in cause they own fear every day. Every elite performer is the same. Ky Hurst couldn't understand why his Camaro kept getting keyed parked on the street. No he's a sweet shy kid. Australia just doesn't like tall poppies. Holden does. They just kept giving him new ones.

I don't even know what my point is. Winning. It's a big deal.

They should have gotten a team to produce that video. That's way too real.

[VaughnP]

Everyone's too busy listening to Gangnam Style to read that post.

[Michael]

Everyone's too busy listening to Gangnam Style to read that post.

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[VaughnP]

Everyone's too busy listening to Gangnam Style to read that post.

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[boomroasted, bro]

Druff has requested that the name of 408's haven be changed to Tottler Forum. He don't want his name sprinkled around the net, guys.

[Tyde]

lol michael is god

[blake]

FREE APE

http://punitjajo.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/germany-zoo_stew2.jpg

:this

[tire]

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