dang bro keep that thing away from my toddler

[Bobby Wong]

http://i.imgur.com/VRQtg.jpg

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

get real with your life bro, everyone but grapes is bright enough not to bother reading this crap and i'm pretty sure gare and blanky are the only ones whose brains hurt on the regular

I learned my lesson a while back, though scooter does tend to have interesting things to discuss at times.

Here's one for you- how do you justify lambasting me for purportedly liking an underage girl when jim is over here with jailbait galleries in his sig? What about percy the perv and all that filth?

You seem to hold yourself to some higher moral ground than the average joe and I challenge you to prove that you deserve such respect and admiration.

If you refuse, you're no better than the worst catholic toddlers my friend, and that means you're no better than me.

[gay sex]

LAMMMMALAAAAAAAAAAAAAMADINGDONGBASTED SON

[VaughnP]

I learned my lesson a while back, though scooter does tend to have interesting things to discuss at times.

Here's one for you- how do you justify lambasting me for purportedly liking an underage girl when jim is over here with jailbait galleries in his sig? What about percy the perv and all that filth?

You seem to hold yourself to some higher moral ground than the average joe and I challenge you to prove that you deserve such respect and admiration.

If you refuse, you're no better than the worst catholic toddlers my friend, and that means you're no better than me.

You just really don't get it, man.

[gay sex]

dont tell grapes how to get things ur vaughnp

[blake]

remember that time ape called gare the poorest poster on skatz

[blake]

that was funny

[Bobby Wong]

Please do not contact me again at any time for any reason.

*ahem*

[gay sex]

kid drastically overestimated you guys

[rum dick]

He really did.

[rum dick]

Also on an unrelated note, I told you so gare

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

*ahem*

hey playa, you see this here thread you made?

all up in MY personal sanctuary?

*ahem* all up in that ass BWONG

that's not a name, it's a goofy noise I can make, like I am right now BWWWWWONG

I kinda dig that actually

BWWWWWWWONNNNNG

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

You just really don't get it, man.

HONEST TO GOD VAUGHN

no, I don't have a clue.

but, then I have to take into consideration, you're vaughnPee, and it all makes sense.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

He really did.

I really did.

It's all good though, so long as I get love being a weirdo always a millimeter away from coming unglued, I accept you all for not being quite what I expected.

respect

[Bobby Wong]

Look at your sense of entitlement. Nobody said this was your forum. Just because you're not allowed anyplace else doesn't grant you ownership. Scooter owns this forum. The same man that I see you slandering all over the internet and who has asked you to leave his site on numerous occasions. For you to come into a thread that I started on Scooter's forum, shit all over it, and try to claim ownership of the place is creepily aggressive and outright rude. Back the fuck off and learn to respect some boundaries.

[Bobby Wong]

guys lets keep this on topic, anyone got some protips on delousing recalcitrant toddlers?

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

BWWWWWWWONNNNNG

[gay sex]

dang grapes going ham as fuck on bwonnnnnnngggggggg

[blake]

ape for mod of this forum?

[gay sex]

we probably cant afford not to

[rum dick]

Poor wong got chang'd and boitano'd at the same time

[rum dick]

I really did.

It's all good though, so long as I get love being a weirdo always a millimeter away from coming unglued, I accept you all for not being quite what I expected.

respect

Deal. You can be at the cusp of batshit crazy and the rest of us will be at the cusp of brilliant.

[rum dick]

The rest of us means everyone besides been.

[rum dick]

Mothafuckin quotas...whatcha gonna do

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Deal. You can be at the cusp of batshit crazy and the rest of us will be at the cusp of brilliant.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Handshake_(Workshop_Cologne_'06).jpeg/170px-Handshake_(Workshop_Cologne_'06).jpeg

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Poor wong got chang'd and boitano'd at the same time

poor bwwwwwwwonnnnng over here trying to share the spotlight with his fancy word, jealous I sported a bigger word on pfa and used it in proper context -- WITH FLAIR MIND YOU

give it up one time ladies and gentle plebians, I rock this motha FUCKA

BIATCH!!!!

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Ok i love apple, just went ham on a 1ter imac like fucking 30 something inches it has to be, it's so flawless I got a nice tidy bonus and life is good

My time is not today, but it's coming

and won't it be GLORIOUS when dawn arrives

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

fuck I haven't slept

shit

gg

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Bwong- I've got several tinkering projects I am working on and wanted your opinion on something- my neighbor/landlord has me sell things for him in CL and recently asked for assistance selling an old table saw. It's a 10' powerkraft that was made circa the late 1960's (he believed it was much newer)

Right now it's mounted on this table deal which has an extension so you can lay long pieces flat while sawing without needing a second person. Overall, what's this really worth in today's market? I have lots of pics, it has some extra saw blades and is in pretty good shape. I am hesitant to take this on because I fear people in 2012 aren't really willing to shell out a lot of cash on something so obviously tough to service and find parts for. I did find some old geezer forums where they were chatting about this very saw and I think they'd buy it, but they live in fucking ohio and I aint hitchhiking all the way to ohio to sell a damn saw I can tell you that much.

Mike is telling me he wants $300, then it jumped to $500 and I am going to paint the cabinet tonight in prep. Is this thing worthless? Would you buy it if it were local? I am trying to get a feel if this is junk or not, I think it is.

http://i.imgur.com/DC7yk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MM7e8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/P0Nti.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GzdnY.jpg

thx

I am probably going to make this my tinkering thread if you don't mind. If you ignore it, I'll just ask other people. No big deal.

[Suicide King]

cut your finger of Yakuza style to show your loyalty to Skatz

[anatine]

Hes got a point Grape;

you fucked us on the bath salts video.

you fucked us on the video shoot in a dress video.

we still gave you your own fucking forum.

One time; yakuza finger severing video.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Dress interview video was supposed to happen tonight but I got sidetracked (I am being honest, I even put new batteries in the camera. Gotta 1up faggot dj guy from canada now)

Gave skatz love as best I could on pfa radio, that's the equivalent to a severed finger if you think about it. Trying to paint skatz in the best light I could on the phone with Druff is tricky, especially totally on the fly.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Druff has a point though, something I've noticed about the people here. You all decide who you do and do not like/respect, and that's the end of it.

I was dead in the water before I even showed up.

Your close mindedness is your problem, not mine, and it is a problem.

[rum dick]

I'm not condoning sk's finger thing but you'd pretty much win the interwebs

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

you red-repped the wrong fucking post

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I'm not condoning sk's finger thing but you'd pretty much win the interwebs

yeah, what a day that would be.

[rum dick]

Mike everyone here is free to feel however they want about anyone. We all make fun of one another. Skatz is a fun place. This isn't a cult. It isn't a dictatorship. It ain't pfa or tydepoker. Sucks for you that you cant figure it out yet. If you truly wanna fit in here are my suggestions in no particular order. Go big with some courageous performance art (the dress video while drinking a raspberry sangria); let sonatine be your guru for a week and follow his instructions and advice unconditionally and with precision; or go on a vision quest that involves leaving California and ends with you and gare driving a 1966 thunderbird convertible to the grand canyon.

[rum dick]

Who red repped you amigo?

[anatine]

some close minded guy, apparently.

[blake]

around what time were you on pfa radio?

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

some close minded guy, apparently.

I am not sure I was wrong to say it. How many people here are legit willing to consider I am capable of making improvements? I know of a few, but 5-6 prob who see me no diff regardless.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

around what time were you on pfa radio?

I was his first caller, so pod up yesterdays pfa radio and I was numero uno

http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sho...nly-the-Lonely

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Mike everyone here is free to feel however they want about anyone. We all make fun of one another. Skatz is a fun place. This isn't a cult. It isn't a dictatorship. It ain't pfa or tydepoker. Sucks for you that you cant figure it out yet. If you truly wanna fit in here are my suggestions in no particular order. Go big with some courageous performance art (the dress video while drinking a raspberry sangria); let sonatine be your guru for a week and follow his instructions and advice unconditionally and with precision; or go on a vision quest that involves leaving California and ends with you and gare driving a 1966 thunderbird convertible to the grand canyon.

Now I have tried to ask tine to be my life coach and he brushed it off. Let me get this video of a day done and ya'll can watch it (prob will be tom, it being noon already, but I ah fuck it I'm filming today . i need to shave) and go from there.

im prob more inclined to do something more memorable like the funky interview------ah, I've got it. I got something clever in mind. bb

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Also Tine I beg to differ re: Your insinuation that I am not a functional adult. What utter rubbish.

[rum dick]

Tines just trying to motivate you via tweaking your ego.

[rum dick]

Real shame that tine wont take you under his wing for a week. Of course the guy is so scary brilliant that he could very well already be acting as your guru without you even noticing

[anatine]

I gave him multiple chances and every time, without exception, 408 never followed through and always had some excuse.

- Nico nico vids: failure
- Bath salt vid: failure
- Dress shoot vid: failure

Frankly I see no improvement at all, I just see selfish, adolescent, lazy toddlery.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I DARN TOOTIN WELL DID JUST FINE WITH THE NICONICO GOODNESS DONT' EVEN START

Plus I have dress vid in the works, right now I have irl vid almost done for a day THANK YOU VERY MUCH MR GURU

[rum dick]

Bet if you complete the dress vid it would show the doubters that you have matured and going forward when you say you will do something they will have faith that you will follow through.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

nice try dave, but I'm not falling for any nice nice, not ever again

doing the vid in a dress would be something I would do for me and for no other reason

either i feel it or I don't, trust me I am well past being manipulated, either coercively or subversively doesn't matter.

I'm still your boy and call skatz home but I am no longer your pet, nor will i ever be again.

[DankBlaniels]

THATS A GOOD BOY MIKE

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

fucker

[Hillbilly Jim]

if you say rootin and tootin while brandishing a gun i will green rep you for life

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

would a pretty sweet green buck knife work?

it's hecka sharp

closest thing to a gun I have at the mo

[Hillbilly Jim]

you cant go rootin and tootin with a knife

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I darn well can and will watch

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

VaughnP: failing to see 3rd level manipulation.

no one is manipulating me vaughn

stop being such a twat

[anatine]

VaughnP: failing to see 3rd level manipulation.

no one is manipulating me vaughn

stop being such a twat


Yeah Vaughn how about you grow up? Damned.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

and then?

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I apologize Bob, what I did was wrong and careless. It wasn't something I gave a lot of thought to at the time and honestly I understand why you lost respect for me after. I didn't put two and two together for a long time, and by the time I had I figured time had passed and it was water under the bridge. Even if it is, I still owe an apology, man to man.

I'd pm this obviously but you know how that's going.

Mike

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

well the saw hasn't sold, who thinks $400 for it is too much?

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I'm doing the brakes on a friends truck it's a gmc canyon my question is are OEM pads worth the extra cash and since this guy is a late late late braker his rotors are warped, do we buy a set of OEM rotors keep the old ones or buy a set of slotted or cross drilled rotors to aid in braking performance and longevity? I think the extra cash will pay dividends for sure and advise we go with OEM pads and high performance rotors but I haven't made my case yet.