one time offer to creeped out pfa posters

[rum dick]

Look the shit at pfa has obviously gotten icky lame so why not leave that manchild drama behind and create a skatz account. Take your shot at the big leagues.

Pros - none of our admins or mods will check your ips or drive to your homes and make stalker videos of your driveway. In fact, most of our admins and mods don't know what an ip is and even more us have suspended drivers licenses. Also for the anti-40great crowd...408 has his own subforum and only posts there. I'm sure he'd love it it you stopped by and said hi but you're under zero obligation to do so.

Cons - 90% of you will be banned after five posts because you're terrible. Course that terrible could just be because of being on pfa for too long so maybe more of you will make the cut once you get to post freely for the first time in your poker forum posting lives. Repressive and abusive environments are known to stifle originality and happiness so dunno maybe you will suck less. Also fair warning 100% of you will be called nerds. Also you might be required to go to your local bar and order a raspberry sangria to get gay sex's vote.

Anyhow why not whats the worst that can happen and the offer expires in 48 hours.

[VaughnP]

Over under on sign ups inspired by this post set at 1. Noble effort though.

[VaughnP]

No seriously though. I've learned that a lot of these fags lurk but are too damned scared to make an account. Get serious with your life, lurkers.

[VaughnP]

Most people would be surprised at the amount of traffic the site gets, and if you do in fact only lurk, realize that the most premium content here has always been hidden. The only way to access that content is to work your way up.

[VaughnP]

I forget the exact number of unique visitors, but it is pretty high from the server statistics. I know that last month we had over a million page views. Though about 40% were bots etc. it still means you faggots are out there hiding.

[VaughnP]

Premium content folks.

[rum dick]

Oh those nerds lurk here and then run off and talk about us all the time but they feel safe at pfa and are too scared to create an account here. Which is absolutely comical given the fact you're free to make fun of management here and post to your hearts content without worrying about having your real life fucked with.

[rum dick]

Long story short kids are just frightened by an Easter bunny named gay sex

[anatine]

Which is hilarious because he has lunch lady arms.

[rum dick]

Most people would be surprised at the amount of traffic the site gets, and if you do in fact only lurk, realize that the most premium content here has always been hidden. The only way to access that content is to work your way up.

Rofl at anyone thinking the main board is the dominant forum at this place. Also y'all would amazed at how easy it is to work your way into the premium premium premium content areas. Hell onestep was briefly in because of his gay Olympic athletes posts. And chaps is being considered simply because oh his lobster claw lighter. You cant make this shit up. And despite what drk says he actually 86d himself.

[rum dick]

Exactly. And to top it off ole lunch lady arms would trade admin access for a decent tiramisu. I'm not talking good tiramisu. It can be days old and dry. All that matters is it edible.

[rum dick]

A box of franzia wine will get you into IST

[VaughnP]

Seriously about to buy a lobster claw lighter.

Have no idea why I remember these lyrics verbatim from several years ago but:
"The lobster's claw is sharp as knives, Evil feasts on human lives, The holy Roman empire roots for you"

https://twitter.com/arzE we should recruit Ezra Koenig to Skatz is all I'm saying.

[Been]

guys i'm drunk right now and have been sitting on the toilet for well over an hour with 0 poops and about 5 pees

that's a sneak peek of what's in store here at skatz

[Been]

aliens

i need a new avatar

tapper do your worst

[Been]

also i spilled a beer all over the god damn bathroom tile and i'm too lazy to get up and clean this

[Been]

tine remember when i spilled a beer on your poker felt

i feel so bad bout that

[rum dick]

Yeah but does the beer make your teeth hurt?

[Been]

not this time surprisingly

[Been]

it's gotta be real cold i think

[rum dick]

Also first pfa'er who makes the cut gets a signed 8x10 glossy of been.

[Been]

like ur heart colorado dave

[Been]

imma post a boxing blog as i attempt to get into shape somewhere around here

kid's still got it imo

[Been]

if those faggots are horrible enough to sign up at druff's site and not know how horrible he is i don't want them here

[Been]

especially bobson

[anatine]

in all seriousness i was honored to have that beer on my felt. it felt like a legit christening.

[anatine]

also NiN continues to this day to give me the high hat.

what id give to be able to blame her.

[Been]

yea she dissed all of us for no reason

[anatine]

im guessing she didnt want us interfering with her standup comedy career.

[rum dick]

Rofl been

[rum dick]

Clock is tick tocking away nerds. Don't get shut out.

[gay sex]

dave stop creeping out pfa posters

[rum dick]

Reign yourself in nerd

[gay sex]

rofl

[Suicide King]

Also this is the only place Hippy pics of me in my early 20's can be seen.

[rum dick]

Premium content people

[gay sex]

the pic of sk literally is so amazing sorry you nerds got shutout

[gay sex]

obviously not really cuz you people are aids but you are getting shutout on greatness

[rum dick]

Also muck ficon I vaguely remember you being a good poster at Boris. Dunno know what happened since you joined pfa but youre migraine inducing horrible now. Maybe you got autism via osmosis. Regardless don't bother creating an account. You will be banned post haste.

[gay sex]

calm down nerd

[blake]

dave we're gonna need you to calm down

[gay sex]

#uhoh

[Hillbilly Jim]

i liked blake better when he was chang'in people

[gay sex]

james were gonna need you to calm down

[Tyde]

Also muck ficon I vaguely remember you being a good poster at Boris. Dunno know what happened since you joined pfa but youre migraine inducing horrible now. Maybe you got autism via osmosis. Regardless don't bother creating an account. You will be banned post haste.


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[Michael]

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[Been]

nita calls blake her "old ball and chang"

[rum dick]

dave we're gonna need you to calm down

You shut up kristi yamaguchi

[rum dick]

calm down nerd

Check yourself before you wreck yourself nerd

[rum dick]

Well looky looky what do we have here? Is that a williemcfml? Welcome aboard son and keep your chin up.

[Willie McAboutThatLife]

i'm here for the gangbang and the couple's skate

[rum dick]

Third best poster at pfa y'all. Quite the free agent pick up. Pm me your title requests etc Willie.

[Suicide King]

Third best poster at pfa y'all. Quite the free agent pick up. Pm me your title requests etc Willie.

Get off his nuts nerd

[gay sex]

dang sk just boiled u into a haphazard paella

[rum dick]

Get off his nuts nerd

Recognize satire nerd

[Suicide King]

Recognize satire nerd

Recognize boom roasted nerd

[rum dick]

I got nothing. You Bobby flayed me with that one.

[rum dick]

25 hours left. Do not get shut out.

Bukowski and ftpjesus - don't even think about it.

Cokehead on the other hand...

[anatine]

Bukowski has so many aggression problems with alphas, he would never be able to stand being a beta at a strong black site like skatzpoker.com.

[Michael]

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[anatine]

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[rum dick]

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[Been]

i thought bukowski was john self or somebody

[Been]

and by alphas tine means internet alphas

[Bobby Wong]

odds are going up ladies, all those bitches over in the corner don't want none of these men

[rum dick]

Tick tock tick tock

[Been]

i don't get this thread. it's not like if somebody signs up next week you'll ban the account

[gay sex]

they will get immediately toddlered

[rum dick]

Yep.

[rum dick]

And Javier don't worry your little head about this thread. I'm sure you have more pressing things to concern yourself with like a pop quiz in your history of the 909 class

[gay sex]

rofl too soon

[boomroasted, bro]

more like too late, amirite?

[ElGallo]

Just don't be friends with drk star on skatz.... Dude straight ruins your rep around these nerds, no matter how cool or largely genitaled you are... I'd avoid all gingers just to be safe, they don't last long around these parts....

[Been]

how fucking dare you i live in the 760

[rum dick]

Damn son you're ballin

[blake]

Just don't be friends with drk star

solid advice

[rum dick]

Ship it to the hall