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[rum dick]

Your post about nic cage yelling honey child while being burned alive made me watch kickass again...twice last night, and it's your fault I'm now hella sleep deprived.

[rum dick]

Oh God damnit I'm gonna watch that scene again now.

[ElGallo]

That movie gave me a boner

[Hillbilly Jim]

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[gay sex]

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[Hillbilly Jim]

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[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

thanks for running Bobson off you fucking prick

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

i like no LOVE underage girls? you morons aren't satisfied with one obnoxious tag or are you really undecided how deep my feelings run? wait wait, I jerk it to Scuter porn too can't leave that out. yeah, skatz is where I am literally dying to be. if I weren't procrastinating on this tap job on an engine block I will literally put off until the last possible second I wouldn't even be here now. no Cobson, no Tapper, Scuter isn't nearly as insane, Steerpike is waiting on a life raft trying to decide if the ship is worth bailing water and trying to save or just watch it sink away and forget about the place, even fucking Luigi bounced. WHY IS THIS SO? SOMEONE ASK ME WHY! WHY WHY WHY IS THIS PLACE FORSAKEN?????

Well, allz I know is I jerk it to Scuter porn whilst daydreaming about the underage girls I like-no, make that LOVE- and seriously fuck you guys.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

also I was bitten by a black widow (managed to dodge the other two one landed in the palm of my left hand while under a car ((it was living inside the fucking brake caliper!)) and the other dropped on the side of my face same night same car) and it really sucked so far, feverish sweaty and the bite got hecka big and sometimes itched, picked some skin off but other than that no worse for wear I suppose. that tidbit was just for you marty, you were the one praying that God might rain down black widow spiders on me and teach me a lesson or some bullshit so there you go. I think I laid on it as the bite is just above my waistline on my lower back right side.

whatever

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

WHO FUCKING DELIVERS A CAR TO A GUY AND LETS THE THING GET INFESTED WITH BLACK WIDOWS I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE

I asked that very question of the owner and her response was "well they're better than yellow jackets! trust me honey!"

dunno about that one but whatever.

[rum dick]

Thatll teach you not to do unlicensed mechanics work.

[anatine]

No, no it wont.

[Been]

the truth is: if you post on this site and smoke meth, you ran bobson off

[Been]

tyde, you can ease your guilty conscience i wasn't talking to you

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

tyde, you can ease your guilty conscience i wasn't talking to you

please tyde is stuck in some past generation no one cares about and loves his gritty coke. I network pretty good and I still have a hard time because if these fucks don't respect/fear you (users dealers all of them) they won't sell you anything halfway decent and some will literally walk away with your cash and stop picking the phone up when you call. A guy tried conning me into receiving half a ball of ROCK SALT straight up from home depot or someplace and didn't jump when I said he needed to since he is connected and knows every single meaningful person in the black market around here. Felt high and mighty didn't you fuck head, then a week later over 80 plants (worth well over a grand) mysteriously guzzled concentrated (you can evap some of the water) roundup and subsequently turned his front and back yards into east texas during a heatwave. pot after pot of DEATH and I could have kicked his ass if I had wanted to but what does that do? Wouldn't make dope the guy no longer has (fucking thieving addicts) magically appear, will make him harder to work with and less reliabe if things go south SO the logical choice is pretty clear-send a clear message.

I let the air out of the tires of 4 vehicles on his property (well his moms actually, guy is a year older than me and somehow has less stuff than I do and somehow is still living with his mom and dad) to let him know I won't go quietly and started escalating on the shallow end of things hopefully everything turns out OK.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

fuck I meant to do some snipping on that last post, I am literally falling asleep in this chair here DEAD SOBER and bored out of my MIND. See now if I lived in thailand-OH SHIT Scuter explain something please, are most girls of reasonable age and level of attraction ok with poison? You using it or something, do most do it or are they all cool with it or no? I'm getting pretty fucking tired of hiding parts of who I am from people I spend my time with but I have no choice! I lost 90% of my friends (some I'd known several decades) the minute I told them I switched from coke to bath salts and that's fucked you guys, I deserve better than that, I have to lie about who I am or people run to lock their doors and NEVER move on, forgive and forget etc.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Thatll teach you not to do unlicensed mechanics work.

In all fairness that car kicked my ass big time. I tried to do the head gasket replacement in such a way that at no point in time was the rant on the phone about anyone in particular? Cuz it wasn't.

[Bobby Wong]

It is a violation of federal law to use a herbicide product in any manner not prescribed by the EPA-approved label.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

yeah go tell the meth dealer who steals from literally anyone he comes into contact with his legal rights I think he deserves that much. when he gets out of jail I'll be sure to pass you his info.

[anatine]

mike at what point are you doing to refer to the drugs you do by their appropriate names?

bath salts are one thing, meth is another.

you are a meth casualty, and there was an effort to get you to do bath salts, a psychedelic, in an effort to defang your meth addiction.

you are among grownups, use grownup words or we will ban you for shitposting and you can complain about how unfair it all is to your fucking pet spiders, again.

[anatine]

mike at what point are you going to refer to the drugs you do by their appropriate names?

bath salts are one thing, meth is another.

you are a meth casualty, and there was an effort to get you to do bath salts, a psychedelic, in an effort to defang your meth addiction.

you are among grownups, use grownup words or we will ban you for shitposting and you can complain about how unfair it all is to your fucking pet spiders, again.

[Bobby Wong]

maybe instead of feeding spiders and defanging his meth addiction mike needs to feed his addiction and defang his spiders

[Bobby Wong]

personally i prefer everything in my general vicinity to be defanged. but then i didnt even go to preschool, let alone a private lutheran one, so as an adult i still find myself ill-equipped to deal with venomous animals.

[rum dick]

please tyde is stuck in some past generation no one cares about and loves his gritty coke. I network pretty good and I still have a hard time because if these fucks don't respect/fear you (users dealers all of them) they won't sell you anything halfway decent and some will literally walk away with your cash and stop picking the phone up when you call. A guy tried conning me into receiving half a ball of ROCK SALT straight up from home depot or someplace and didn't jump when I said he needed to since he is connected and knows every single meaningful person in the black market around here. Felt high and mighty didn't you fuck head, then a week later over 80 plants (worth well over a grand) mysteriously guzzled concentrated (you can evap some of the water) roundup and subsequently turned his front and back yards into east texas during a heatwave. pot after pot of DEATH and I could have kicked his ass if I had wanted to but what does that do? Wouldn't make dope the guy no longer has (fucking thieving addicts) magically appear, will make him harder to work with and less reliabe if things go south SO the logical choice is pretty clear-send a clear message.

I let the air out of the tires of 4 vehicles on his property (well his moms actually, guy is a year older than me and somehow has less stuff than I do and somehow is still living with his mom and dad) to let him know I won't go quietly and started escalating on the shallow end of things hopefully everything turns out OK.


So that's what bob was talking about when he said you vandalized your dealer's mom's house. You really are an evil little shit aren't you.

[anatine]

so wait you actually believe mike rode his seatless bicycle to a dealers moms house and let the air out of some random car on her property? and didnt just imagine it while staring at his ceiling, then immediately decide to post it here as reality? because hes a fucking mentally stunted gooftard?

[anatine]

hahah "his ceiling". as if society hasnt made abundantly sure that jason "408mike" rogers will ever be allowed to own anything.

[rum dick]

Does it matter if he did it or if he lied to himself hard enough into thinking he did it? Real or imagined it's a shitty immature insane thing to do.

[Behemoth]

Lots of love that's soured in this thread. Seems a shame b/c some of these fellas don't sound like half bad people to be friends with in real life. I'm thinking we need to take a different approach here Mike. Let's treat life like a video game. Get a couple bucks together and go to a thrift store. Buy a kid's aluminum bat and start putting in work. Trade it up for a machete, then a gun, and so forth. By the end of the year I wanna see you with a Chryslyer 300 sitting on 24's with two bitches in the back and a head in your lap.

[rum dick]

Rofl at behemoth's guide to making friends and influencing people.

[Hillbilly Jim]

save a few guineas and steal the bat from a kid

[Behemoth]

American dream bitches!!