ALERT big rodge

[gay sex]

need some of your wisdom, is it okay to take a nature made complete multivitamin for her, or will i be growing tittays

i just chugged one and got nervous

[gay sex]

should i be nervous here grapes

[Suicide King]

lol, dont blame your bitch tits on ladies vitamins gray bone

[gay sex]

PLEASE SON IM LEAN AND MEAN HAVE U SEEN MY ARMS this is just gonna be a one time thing though i swear grapes

[MistaCobalina]

Kid's so jack sprat

[gay sex]

feeling like turning off football for a dvred hart of dixie episode

oh fuck its kicking in

[Suicide King]

had to google hart of dixie...pretty faggot looking

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Kid's so jack sprat

You know how damn foolish I have felt recently after realizing how badly I misjudged you? See you play your personality off so coy and friendly, so cavalier, that I mistook you for a common type like me, and in my ignorance for years I brushed comments like the one above off as "just Cobson being weird old Cobson, saying something goofy. That's what hick farmers do."

YEAH WASN'T THAT A DUMB MOVE

Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
And so betwixt the two of them
They licked the platter clean

Jack ate all the lean,
Joan ate all the fat.
The bone they picked it clean,
Then gave it to the cat

Jack Sprat was wheeling,
His wife by the ditch.
The barrow turned over,
And in she did pitch.

Says Jack, "She'll be drowned!"
But Joan did reply,
"I don't think I shall,
For the ditch is quite dry.".

I am so out of my league here BUT WITH GOOGLE AND SOME PATIENCE I'm, like, at knee level just about.

[gay sex]

answer the question rodge

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

should i be nervous here grapes

ROFL you're legit, no real big differences except I think women's multi's tend to be higher in iron and have some added folate and crap.

Nothing wrong with using chick supplies time to time, hell if I gotta go and the men's bathroom door is locked and the women's isn't I don't hesitate, but that's not something I'd go out of my way to do. Work has to be done that's where decency takes a back seat to real life but I don't want to hear like a month from now you proclaiming your love of ultra-slim fast shakes and you've ditched Skatz for a women's support forum or something.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

answer the question rodge

I did

and what's this nonsense you have lunch lady arms only I can make fun of people for how they look, just like you get to make fun of me for all the jokes I don't get.

who started that anyway?

[gay sex]

i eat alot of pie grapes

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Wager a chunk of your life roll against one of my limbs my diet is worse than yours.

I literally walked to 7-11 at 6am for choc donuts, a choc bar with filling (eclair?) and chocolate milk and grabbed every half smoked ciggarette I could find on the way there and back.

and smoked them

riiiiight down to the nub where the heat burns your lip

yesterday I ate cookies and milk, milk with cookies, dinner was a baked chicken breast with salad fruit and two cans of pepsi next (goat) and some nutella

and at midnight I had more cookies

it's not my fault of course, they are engineered to entrap me, what am I supposed to do?

not eat them?

it's be like not fucking a hot girl lying naked right in front of me, this goes against biology

and I look amazing I won't lie about it... so to cite your diet as being so bad you look terrible is meh IMO

go to the gym , get some better genetics or something. you have money why aren't you on GH? It's the shit, you'll look like sylvester stallone in months eating whatevrer you want.


think about it

[gay sex]

your diet is worse

[gay sex]

rofl i just got to the second part, grapes you are my special little guy

[anatine]

garabelles lunch lady arms have lunch lady wrists.

[Suicide King]

wtf you're still picking up cigs off the ground? you fucking sicken me, seriously.

[gay sex]

cookies and milk is pretty good though cmon

[Hillbilly Jim]

kids a chocoholic no wonder he likes that nigerian pussy

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

wtf you're still picking up cigs off the ground? you fucking sicken me, seriously.

I had stopped but got depressed after the clinic turned me down Thursday. I don't know why I do it, I have cash and I can buy them. I have a very clean (spotless) house room and bed to sleep in yet for the last couple days' I've been sleeping outside on an air mattress without a bathroom to use.

I can't explain my actions, Scuter would probably punch me in the face if he could because he knows exactly what I'm trying to say... I don't do anything I KNOW I should, I only do what I FEEL I should, and the ball of queezy uneasiness inside of me that never goes away, is never satisfied, this hole in my heart, it calls the shots when I am weak and for whatever reason it strongly desires self torment when I get down.

Before you tell me to get help, that's what the help told me.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

kids a chocoholic no wonder he likes that nigerian pussy

Half right, a pledge of 20+ when I'm able to if you can correctly guess the other one and you gotta get it right the first time, no trial and error. Well, I might have said it at one time but I don't remember, I doubt it though.

Think you can do it?

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

rofl i just got to the second part, grapes you are my special little guy

I do what I can, most of the humour around here I don't get unless you Jim it to me "Mike it's obviously a black berry for black barry" but realtalk I am not offended in the least, that's actually how I learned some of jokes and such and have enjoyed the postings a lot more as a result of it.

still can't say I get more than %5 of Tine's humor, not even when he points it out, but I DO get his trolling efforts with scuter, which I fall for time and again. It's amusing, skatz is amusing.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

garabelles lunch lady arms have lunch lady wrists.

Giving it your all could you beat him right now doing an impromptu posedown?

[Suicide King]

would you let scooter fuck you if he promised to give you life advice everyday for 3 days straight?

[Hillbilly Jim]

the only person allowed to be called Rodge is

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f43/BootyGFX/Roger.jpg

[anatine]

Jeez Louise Mike, what did the clinic turn you down for?

[blake]

wtf you're still picking up cigs off the ground? you fucking sicken me, seriously.

ape this is kind of horrifying

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

would you let scooter fuck you if he promised to give you life advice everyday for 3 days straight?

I am not going to lie, the honeymoon effect has worn off a bit and I wouldn't really take life advice from him anymore. I say that rather poignantly as I still read everything the man writes and though he's not aware I have probably 7-8 people that i Know of who read most everything he writes now as well.

I once asked him point blank if he wrote a lot of the things he did for me specifically and what he said I've found fairly astoundingly accurate- "If you can read it, it's for You"

[What follows is probably only going to get read a half dozen times by the scant few whose opinions and thoughts I value enough to bother writing it for in the first place. More accurately though, I wrote it for me as this has been a thought I had wanted to get pen to paper on at some point in time. I don't think it's particularly brilliant, but the spirit moved me to write, so I did.]
-----v
That's true for every person who reads what he writes though, a distinction I made later on. His philosophies appeal to me not so much because he's the Greatest Writer nor that I have some morbid fascination with him in general, it's that he writes for Himself and thus his range of topics are fucking amazing to follow.

I find that the world is set up in such a way that the only real difference lies in philosophy and one's own capacity for introspection. Most people are aware of the difference but they see it in a different capacity- Wealthy vs Poor. That is literally the biggest and most divisive barrier on the planet today- those who have no need for money vs those who think about and need it literally every waking moment of their natural lives.

As a person who has seen through the psychological confinement of debt based currency for years I find in Scuter a very rare and unique gift- I get to see the world from the perspective of a lifestyle I'll never likely enjoy physically, but vicariously through Him I have half a chance.

You see, how shall I put this- I am poor, you are poor, in fact most (nearly all) of this forum and the poker forums in general are what I would classify as poor. Poor does not mean you're living on cake mix and riding a mountain bike and calling it a Lamborghini, poor means to me you have need of money, it's something that weighs down every decision you make, it's largely going to be your biggest physical motivator (meaning it's usually the only thing that will make you alter your behavior drastically. like working 80-90 hours a week for a couple months because the opportunity comes around and you'd like to save something, or perhaps working a job you hate because you literally have to, as I did at the collection agency) and so you I and most people fall into a trap, a prison, to keep us all in check.

See what happens which you are probably not even aware of anymore is you stop thinking about humanity and it's problems, the earth and Her problems, and instead of thinking macroscopically you think microscopically. You always have something coming up to pay for, or something you've saved for to look forward to, and if I had to guess in the back of your mind you fancy getting lucky and winning some prize or, perhaps, you are suckered into believing with "hard work" you can "save" and put x away generating x interest and then you buy a house and build y equity and voila, in 20 years you might have a couple million dollars or something like that.

This is folly of course and does not happen for something like 98% of people who give it their best shot, and do you know why?

Engineered Catastrophe, that's why. It's something I picked up on when I was working at my store in mtn view for a number of years. I would always ALWAYS hear and see the SAME DAMN THING.

Man saves 30k, 50k, comes in telling me he's got this saved up and is excited thinking about the future. He has big plans to open a business or buy a nice house, until one day he

breaks a leg
his car mysteriously craps out and ends up needing extensive very costly repairs (normally ending in the majority of savings being spent keeping up with the jones's)
his wife suddenly has cancer (saw it a few times sadly)
mom died, funeral costing unexpected sums, suddenly her estate taxes are HOW MUCH????
he has cancer
his son develops brain cancer
identity theft wipes the family out

I can go on, and on, and on, and on, but I saw it too often to be coincidence and it seems to work like this- "they" know roughly what the average american can earn in wages (the weird tax system that we have does a great job of keeping most, even people you'd consider wealthy, working their butts off trying to get ahead) and if you were to categorically delineate the overwhelming majority of "catastrophes" you'd find they cost a similar amount-between 20-60k,give or take a bit of deviation.

Think about it- most people I know who are well off could get, though it would be hard, money in that ballpark and very few, hardly any, are ever able to save more than that. How many people can you say really have 60k+ LIQUID that, if they were to lose it, would not deter their progress in becoming wealthy someday?

I don't know any myself and i know a FUCKING LOT OF PEOPLE.

My point, if it's not clear yet, is that we are trapped dude. You and I and most of the people here are in a rat race we'll never get out of unless we get VERY lucky.

The more you earn the more taxes you pay
The more money you have, the more you can spend
The more time that goes by (ie the years you are working and "saving") the higher your chances are of enduring some kind of crisis that will wipe out your savings
And even IF, even IF you somehow manage to say one day you've got a cool 500k liquid on you to do with as you please, what's for fucking dinner? You could still easily lose it all once you get into your wealth accumulation phase. Like when your business takes off and you're making 6 figures a year from it, and suddenly you get sued or the company has a bad time (ever notice things like recessions and stock market crashes happen IN CYCLES?

IN CYCLES DUDE, our economy and stock market and shit routinely (like clockwork) comes round and round to clean people out.

It's not by accident pal, not by a long shot. Our suffering is engineered so that the odds are very much against our ever escaping. And while you're busy thinking about money, every single hour of every single day you're awake and alive, children in other countries are starving to death when they could be adopted. Innocent children bro, yet the would be foster parents will often say they tried and couldn't get throgh all the red tape. Red tape like needing a separate bedrroom and bathroom wheree the kinds can enjoy privacy, for example.

I am rambling but my point is valid- If not for Scuter I would never think about these things. I am a slave, the more pain I can take the fafter I can build their pyramids.

When I go out to eat dinner, I look in the price colunmn and THEN the actually section with entrees. Scuter I guarantee you has no idea what his food normally costs because it's cost is irrelevant, the FOOD is all that matters.

Same thing when going shopping for clothes, I always look at price tags first and clothing second and most of the time I wont buy things I really like because they cost a little high for my taste. I might have the cash to spend but from a personal standpoint I just feel unformafoartable spending more than x or xx for jeans or shirts reagardless whomakes it

The thing is though, do you even realize you do these things? If you don't (few do) then what else aren't you realizing?

The world is a different place once you escape, if you do. When money is not vital any longer you no longer dwell on it, suddenly you aren't stressing out over doctors appountments either. It just progresses from there and you wake up one day and you're free, you can think about what you WANT as opposed to what you MUST and what I WANT to talk about and think about are things that, in my heart, I understand to be of real importance and real value-like, why do 11k babies die daily all around the world and yet almost no woman adopt year after year? If it's got a solution (and it does) why aren't peole fixiing these issues.

Because of Scooters Brilliance anyone wanting to talk about, think about, or propose solutions to meaningful purposeful shit (vs, like, this faux presidential mumbo jumbo for example) can do so through his works which he produces for free. If you read between the lines, you might also understand that with a little humility and detachment and loss of value in material things it's really easy to make enough money to get by on and from there, if you're thinking about the big picture every day, technically your'e rich.

Scooter opens the door to true spiritual emotional and psychological wealth, up for grabs to ANYONE that wants it. I find this amazing and it's a real shame so few do, even right here in his own castle.

Expand your mind and lower your expectations for material things and literally anytime you like you can experience the freedom of wealth, for free. That is true Liberty my friend, and with it brings Happiness and from there you may actually begin to LIVE rather than just SURVIVE and look where we end up, the very definition of the American Dream.

Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness, brought to you by Johnny Henry Vincent, an Australian who loves the American Dream more than most Americans.

Mike

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

It's amazing how a single thought can become so much more if you allow it to. Unrestricted free thought with a medium capable of connecting it to nearly every single person on earth, now THAT is real Power.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Jeez Louise Mike, what did the clinic turn you down for?

The Dissociative complex mostly. It's going to require more intensive therapy and more specifically like 3-4 sessions a week in the beginning. I suspect it's going to be something like, "let's recreate what scares mike most and force him to deal with it and move on" or something along those lines. I swear to fuck if they really want to go down that path they will need therapy themselves. I have been through some very dark, bad things in my life. spent most of my life in fear and constant anxiety come to think about it. So yeah, I got referals to some other facilities, I am moving on, it was just pretty crushing to have to go through what I do all the time, on my own, with no resources or support nor happy future to keep me going.

I don't actually know what keeps me going tbh. I mean that.


wtf you're still picking up cigs off the ground? you fucking sicken me, seriously.

ape this is kind of horrifying

I need to hear that, which is precisely why I say it here. The more people I have faith in to not do me wrong keep hammering away at my flaws the more I work on them and improve.

Without a few in my corner I'd be freefalling into mental anarchy, most likely I'd be talking to garbage cans at this point. I still have this inner voice keeping me going and trying to re-route upstairs when things go wrong, so it's worthwhile for me (and you I think) to keep at it.

I bought a pack a while ago, means things are getting better thankfully.

[Suicide King]

Literally never reading that novel. Yes or no are you letting scooter fuck you

[blake]

I need to hear that, which is precisely why I say it here. The more people I have faith in to not do me wrong keep hammering away at my flaws the more I work on them and improve.


if it will help, i promise to keep hammering away at your flaws.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

SK get real bro first he'd have to look away from the computer long enough to recognize a human being in his immediate surroundings, you know the chances of that happening successfully right

I try not to hypothesize too too much, and besides, he isn't technically even near the front of the line at this point.

No, the answer is no.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

if it will help, i promise to keep hammering away at your flaws.

That's very compassionate of you Blake, thank you for that.

I had a thing going for a few weeks a while back where, for a brief time, I had it all together mentally and emotionally. I forgot why it's wrong to dump woes on my immediate surroundings, it's all coming back now, having read a bit and gotten some sleep.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Jeez Louise Mike, what did the clinic turn you down for?

I am better, having gotten a nap. Surprising it makes all the differenece at times, sleep does I mean.

[rum dick]

I've got about 175k liquid and I don't own a car, go figure. Anywho, there is something to be said for allowing the human mind to get easily distracted by trivial things like tv and college football games (look how happy gare is). Some people really shouldn't think about life because they aren't geared to handle its scope.

[blake]

I've got about 175k liquid and I don't own a car, go figure. Anywho, there is something to be said for allowing the human mind to get easily distracted by trivial things like tv and college football games (look how happy gare is). Some people really shouldn't think about life because they aren't geared to handle its scope.

nice, ape tells us that he's resorted to smoking discarded used cigarettes and dave volunteers that he's got 175k liquid.

wow dave's not even subtle with the trolling anymore. seriously ape meet up for drinks and rip this guy's face off

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

nice, ape tells us that he's resorted to smoking discarded used cigarettes and dave volunteers that he's got 175k liquid.

wow dave's not even subtle with the trolling anymore. seriously ape meet up for drinks and rip this guy's face off

I actually know when he's trolling (as with the scuter vid "Ape better do it fast! otherwise emotions become set in stone" yeah I am on to you dude) and here he's just asserting his alpha characteristics where they count-he's good with money. This makes him a Druff like character in my life, which is a good thing.

Also I wasn't smoking discarded cigs because I had to this time, it was more ....stupidity. I can't find a better name for it and quite frankly that will be the last you hear of it, and the whining. I slept a solid 10hours last night and feel much better.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

gare this is for you bud-breakfast (at 11:30am) ((I am in a rush, gotta sell some things and have football to watch))

http://i.imgur.com/5BEtn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cLOZG.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/xnvke.jpg

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/Kvlom.jpg

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Is it wrong of me to have a shit eating grin after reading that cartoon?

cuz I do

problem is I don't know why

but then again,

why ask why?

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Might as well put this here, since scuter and his perverse belief that I am THE most dangerous kind of person walking the planet (pedo/sociopath) haven't allowed me to POST IN THE OTHER OPEN FORUM just yet, but inspiration strikes, though it's probably not my inspiration, I am just piecing together what scuter is trying to tell people (I think)

Mothers should not raise their children. I challenge anyone to refute this logic. read this

99% of the time, it's going to be mom. Watch a toddler with its mother, they'll be in love. At some point, and though few reach the age of 32 failing to let go of the teat (ahem), you'll fall out of love with each other. Love doesn't end mutually for the same reasons sex doesn't end in sync. If it ends for the mother, the child becomes a cutter. If it ends for the child, the mother becomes overbearing until she eventually resigns herself to losing her child to Humanity.

Interestingly enough, I think he's REALLY on to something here. I have paid close attention to the people I engage in buying drugs, seeing and meeting people out and about, and i shit you not, I almost NEVER meet anyone who comes from a great childhood and is happy and successful and well adjusted. It's actually one of the few things I notice jumps all classes be they financial race gender or nation of origin- most children are raised like shit the world over, have huge mental and psychological problems, and most of these problems come down to mom. Over and over again.

It's probably the by-product of too much oxytocin or something, it makes the bond between mother and child too damned strong and they act irrationally toward their kids as a result.

I hypothesize the following scenario and wonder how you all see it playing out- starting tomorrow, globally, all children born are dispersed communally after growing past needing to be breast fed.

By "dispersed communally" I mean you can imagine a list of millions of households capable of caring for a child the world over, child sucks titty for the last meal, lands on Frank and Wilma Hubley's front porch one morning.

The child would be raised proper because, obviously, the hubley's want children, otherwise why the fuck is their name on the list?

The child will not be over loved and suckered in to all the faggot smothering biological mothers do and I tell you what, I notice myself anytime I am around younger people (ages ranging wide, 5-25 for sure) I just INSTINCTIVELY always make decisions and say things in such a manner to be in their best interest. I seem to want literally all of humanity that comes in contact with me to be the best and healthiest they can be.

I do not feel strange in admitting that because something tells me it's the same for most people.

As Scuter once said it is human nature to want to HELP each other. I believe it is NATURAL for children to be raised by different people, and certainly not by a smothering full of emotions and wielding far too much power mother.

Give it some thought before you answer guys, I think this is legit. Got some kinks to work out by fuck could you imagine the possibilities? This is the sort of thing that can work the major kinks out of society within a few short generations and literally change the world.

I may be over-extending a bit, but I sense this is potentially significant.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

oh god damn you scuter i didn't even see the oh so clever mike reference

should have known to look for it AS YOU DO THIS IN NEARLY ALL OF YOUR FUCKING POSTS

AND I AM NOT I AM NOTNOT NOT A FUCKING PEDOPHILIC SOCIOPATHIC MOMS TITTY SUCKING EERRRFNEIWGNFBAIP UGH! fuck i hate you sometimes.

there goes my inspiration, flying right out the fucking window.

at least I have un-smoked smokes and some whisky

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Nope no more scooter posts, I am not reading a single one.

read scuter posts, meander about aimlessly looking for fullies or halvsies at 3am read scuter posts, think i can change the world

no
more
scooter
posts
.