FAO SBG

[VaughnP]

This is trance right? I posted this in here once before.

TsOaHan-UHM

I'm not into this genre, but I do like this song. Like, I literally don't like any other song that is anyway at all similar to this one. The closest I can come is probably Animal Collective, which is something entirely different.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Trance can be an all-encompassing term used to denote a wide variety of electonic music BUT there will always be one single common thread uniting every single piece of art together, a common link- a four on the floor beat.

No beat, no EDM, no 4 to the floor, no trance.

what you have there is a real whopper of misinformation and deception. Above and Beyond used to be cool in my eyes and I used to love their music. I used to love trance, in fact, and now I hate it. Something soured in my guts and I can't appreciate beauty anymore without turning inward and becoming self destructive.

You should know though, as a number cruncher, the statistics globally in terms of music and the popularity of varying genres, that Trance is the #1 genre of music on the planet today, period. That I was onto it long before anyone else and now I've more or less moved on is insignificant, but I like to do it for all the house parties I spent hours getting ready for, getting all my shit set up, only to get cursed at because the mouth breathers want faggot hip hop, so they'd throw a fit and force me to play it or go outside and listen to the radio. That kind of thing was the reason I stopped djing and to be very blunt, I regret it more than anything in my life, even more than trying coke or meth.

Anyway I hate for a charming strapping patriotic individual such as yourself to be going through life without a proper education on what good music is what and to be honest, I would really like to help you find that particular sound, the one that speaks to your soul. It's out there, a single track, perhaps a mix, maybe even a dj, and when your soulsound makes contact for the first time you will know, because you will feel love.

unlike most things/people music is something you can love and do so without fear for it will never do you wrong and it will never betray you. If you feel the music, embrace it with everything you feel you should, and fuck what anyone else tells you.

anyway, links links links I love posting links (but I'm not a canadian snow nigger posting random tidbits of inane information and nothing else, meaning I do it for free )

ABOVE AND BEYOND has a radio show either weekly or bi-weekly, it's pretty good (tends to sound the same, over and over again, bad dj's do that)

http://alldj.org/index.php?name=News&new_topic=1 <---here

Their sound (they are from Ireland I believe) has a decidedly upbeat and progressive sound, meaning very little bass, not a lot of impact, and trust me they could spin 2-3 records over and over for 8-9 hours and their fan base is so dumb and cracked out they wouldn't kow tha dfference.

The king of Trance was Tiesto until about 4 years ago, then he picked up herpes and a bad drug addiction and WAY TOO MUCH FUCKING MONEY and he lost his way. $NOTE$ Tiesto is God on the decks at any moment he so chooses, but it's like motivating Scuter with pics of asian girls, he's got all he could ever want and where do the two of you go from there??? same thing, basically.

http://alldj.org/index.php?name=News&new_topic=94 <---tiesto

Anything after 2008 2009 from him I would be wary of sounding like crap and giving wow, hella flashbacks just now....you the wrong impression of the music and culture. Tiesto has a few signature mixes i'd like you to listen to, they are

TE2000 (trance energy 2000, the mix he did millenium night, it was my formal introduction to trance as that night I dropped ecstacy for the first time, I was 22 years old. My entire life changed, it's entire scope, in one night. that's a story for another day, when someone wants to actually hear it) believe me, that mix is amazing on levels and levels a person could only understand by getting behind the decks and mixing music, getting a feel for it, then listen to how tiesto builds and ebbs the energy with each track, masterful does not describe it. he's a modern day classical composer on par with Beethoven and that's not an exaggeration. He's a feedback DJ, basically the applications engineer of people who create electonic music, if that makes sense.

club space in 02 http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/showthread/t-60842.html
easily top 3 greatest and most influential mixes of all time right here, gatecrasher the NEC *MIND BLOWING* http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/showthread/t-42206.html this entire time period, from 1999 till 2007 2006 I want to say, was very electric for me as well as the EDM scene globally. whatever it is today I've no clue, I am rebuilding in the dark along with tens of thousands in europe, painfully moving past trance (which is largely dead) and into other genres, hardcore frenchcore techtrance hard techno etc, the horizon is bright, I want to make sure you don't get the wrong impression of the music I lived my life around for well over a decade now, I put my heart and soul into it and it brought me much peace and happiness.

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/forumdisplay/f-7.html <--- this is a tracklisting sheet from some person wanting to know tracks in the mixes, home dj's do this a lot. notice anything in common?

that time period was and is the best I've ever seen for any kind of music, it was certainly bigger than the hippy woodstock thing we had in the US. Tiesto and other top dj's were making 50k a NIGHT, 50 GRAND A NIGHT BRO, and booked solid weds thurs fri sat sun and really any other day's they wanted, most of the more passionate ones like Markus Schulz would spin in france then fly backwards across time zones to spin someplace else, making like 100k a NIGHT, real actual fucking money. It's unfathomable, that's how big the scene is. #1 genre of music globally and has been for some time and will probably still be for another decade or so until someone like tiesto brings his or her own genre to everyone like he did.

tiesto's appeal is hard to put my finger on, but i'll say it like this- I converted a good 2-3 dozen people I know on to trance and these are people who hated the crap, thought it was gay and for druggies and all that. I would always hear that rhetoric, pop in Gatecrasher while we're driving or chilling someplace, the melodies carry that person away and next thing I just watch the eyes, look for the signs. When there's love you will never get rid of it, and this is music you can love.

http://alldj.org/index.php?name=News&new_topic=65 <---Tiesto for 2012
At times Markus is actually better than tiesto ever was, but not because he can spin better (hardly) but because he has an ULTRA unique sound he's cultivated and stayed true to for ....over a decade, and you know how it's like you can never impress people by being impressive, but putting your heart and soul and time into something you are passionate about and very talented, that blows people away. same thing.

fire away if you want to know anything, need recs for dj's or whatever. trance and the scene is great with girls, can't tell you i've felt anything like cumming inside a very hot (literally, body temp very hi hot) girl, my penis quivering as my then tense body and muscles all of a sudden, just...deflate....and the feeling of being slippery, skin slick with sweat, is orgasmic on it's own. having that to look forward to while being out high as fuck seeing tiesto or pvd live right in front of you, it's.....memorable. Like burning your hand on the stove, I can (with some effort) recreate some of those nights, and what I can't see I can feel hear taste and smell.

don't bugger me too much about music in the future please, I'm not equipped to go there it seems. I'm a good resource, just don't fucking kill me in the process of discovering what your own inquisitive nature should do in the first place. Who do you think I asked when I was learning? Same people I ask when I need to set up tripwires and a passive data capture system for forensic analysis on a buddy's network to watch for signs of the hackers I know have been stealing his bandwidth and heaven knows what else-

no one.

means I stumble in the dark for a bit, but I ALWAYS get the job done right, always see things through to completion and I learn along the way. one mistake after another, the wisdom gained in the process absolutely invaluable. I'd trade my life experiences for not, not anything on earth.

You know wisdom is truly misunderstood and is, I believe, God's true gift to mankind. It cannot be bought, it must be earned, either through making mistakes in life (aka "living") or simply by being alive and time going by (wait, whoa...that sounds like living again) and you know what the secret to wisdom is? I'll tell you what, it's Death. Without Death one has no appreciation for Life, without that you'd not live it and, thus, have no fountain of wisdom bubbling up from your soul, making you that wise funny and sometimes creepy old man with a sparkle in his eye, able to say volumes with a laugh and flashing a smile.

it is the pursuit of Wisdom that I truly believe is man's ultimate objective here on earth, not forming a relationship with God. That bond will always exist, unless God severs it's and thus we arrive in the knowledge that there
#pikeitso

swear to fuck I can't pull the trigger on this post, I am either reeeeally going to be happy I did, or the polar opposite.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Trance can be an all-encompassing term used to denote a wide variety of electonic music BUT there will always be one single common thread uniting every single piece of art together, a common link- a four on the floor beat.

No beat, no EDM, no 4 to the floor, no trance.

what you have there is a real whopper of misinformation and deception. Above and Beyond used to be cool in my eyes and I used to love their music. I used to love trance, in fact, and now I hate it. Something soured in my guts and I can't appreciate beauty anymore without turning inward and becoming self destructive.

You should know though, as a number cruncher, the statistics globally in terms of music and the popularity of varying genres, that Trance is the #1 genre of music on the planet today, period. That I was onto it long before anyone else and now I've more or less moved on is insignificant, but I like to do it for all the house parties I spent hours getting ready for, getting all my shit set up, only to get cursed at because the mouth breathers want faggot hip hop, so they'd throw a fit and force me to play it or go outside and listen to the radio. That kind of thing was the reason I stopped djing and to be very blunt, I regret it more than anything in my life, even more than trying coke or meth.

Anyway I hate for a charming strapping patriotic individual such as yourself to be going through life without a proper education on what good music is what and to be honest, I would really like to help you find that particular sound, the one that speaks to your soul. It's out there, a single track, perhaps a mix, maybe even a dj, and when your soulsound makes contact for the first time you will know, because you will feel love.

unlike most things/people music is something you can love and do so without fear for it will never do you wrong and it will never betray you. If you feel the music, embrace it with everything you feel you should, and fuck what anyone else tells you.

anyway, links links links I love posting links (but I'm not a canadian snow nigger posting random tidbits of inane information and nothing else, meaning I do it for free )

ABOVE AND BEYOND has a radio show either weekly or bi-weekly, it's pretty good (tends to sound the same, over and over again, bad dj's do that)

http://alldj.org/index.php?name=News&new_topic=1 <---here

Their sound (they are from Ireland I believe) has a decidedly upbeat and progressive sound, meaning very little bass, not a lot of impact, and trust me they could spin 2-3 records over and over for 8-9 hours and their fan base is so dumb and cracked out they wouldn't kow tha dfference.

The king of Trance was Tiesto until about 4 years ago, then he picked up herpes and a bad drug addiction and WAY TOO MUCH FUCKING MONEY and he lost his way. $NOTE$ Tiesto is God on the decks at any moment he so chooses, but it's like motivating Scuter with pics of asian girls, he's got all he could ever want and where do the two of you go from there??? same thing, basically.

http://alldj.org/index.php?name=News&new_topic=94 <---tiesto

Anything after 2008 2009 from him I would be wary of sounding like crap and giving wow, hella flashbacks just now....you the wrong impression of the music and culture. Tiesto has a few signature mixes i'd like you to listen to, they are

TE2000 (trance energy 2000, the mix he did millenium night, it was my formal introduction to trance as that night I dropped ecstacy for the first time, I was 22 years old. My entire life changed, it's entire scope, in one night. that's a story for another day, when someone wants to actually hear it) believe me, that mix is amazing on levels and levels a person could only understand by getting behind the decks and mixing music, getting a feel for it, then listen to how tiesto builds and ebbs the energy with each track, masterful does not describe it. he's a modern day classical composer on par with Beethoven and that's not an exaggeration. He's a feedback DJ, basically the applications engineer of people who create electonic music, if that makes sense.

club space in 02 http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/showthread/t-60842.html
easily top 3 greatest and most influential mixes of all time right here, gatecrasher the NEC *MIND BLOWING* http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/showthread/t-42206.html this entire time period, from 1999 till 2007 2006 I want to say, was very electric for me as well as the EDM scene globally. whatever it is today I've no clue, I am rebuilding in the dark along with tens of thousands in europe, painfully moving past trance (which is largely dead) and into other genres, hardcore frenchcore techtrance hard techno etc, the horizon is bright, I want to make sure you don't get the wrong impression of the music I lived my life around for well over a decade now, I put my heart and soul into it and it brought me much peace and happiness.

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/forumdisplay/f-7.html <--- this is a tracklisting sheet from some person wanting to know tracks in the mixes, home dj's do this a lot. notice anything in common?

that time period was and is the best I've ever seen for any kind of music, it was certainly bigger than the hippy woodstock thing we had in the US. Tiesto and other top dj's were making 50k a NIGHT, 50 GRAND A NIGHT BRO, and booked solid weds thurs fri sat sun and really any other day's they wanted, most of the more passionate ones like Markus Schulz would spin in france then fly backwards across time zones to spin someplace else, making like 100k a NIGHT, real actual fucking money. It's unfathomable, that's how big the scene is. #1 genre of music globally and has been for some time and will probably still be for another decade or so until someone like tiesto brings his or her own genre to everyone like he did.

tiesto's appeal is hard to put my finger on, but i'll say it like this- I converted a good 2-3 dozen people I know on to trance and these are people who hated the crap, thought it was gay and for druggies and all that. I would always hear that rhetoric, pop in Gatecrasher while we're driving or chilling someplace, the melodies carry that person away and next thing I just watch the eyes, look for the signs. When there's love you will never get rid of it, and this is music you can love.

http://alldj.org/index.php?name=News&new_topic=65 <---Tiesto for 2012
At times Markus is actually better than tiesto ever was, but not because he can spin better (hardly) but because he has an ULTRA unique sound he's cultivated and stayed true to for ....over a decade, and you know how it's like you can never impress people by being impressive, but putting your heart and soul and time into something you are passionate about and very talented, that blows people away. same thing.

fire away if you want to know anything, need recs for dj's or whatever. trance and the scene is great with girls, can't tell you i've felt anything like cumming inside a very hot (literally, body temp very hi hot) girl, my penis quivering as my then tense body and muscles all of a sudden, just...deflate....and the feeling of being slippery, skin slick with sweat, is orgasmic on it's own. having that to look forward to while being out high as fuck seeing tiesto or pvd live right in front of you, it's.....memorable. Like burning your hand on the stove, I can (with some effort) recreate some of those nights, and what I can't see I can feel hear taste and smell.

don't bugger me too much about music in the future please, I'm not equipped to go there it seems. I'm a good resource, just don't fucking kill me in the process of discovering what your own inquisitive nature should do in the first place. Who do you think I asked when I was learning? Same people I ask when I need to set up tripwires and a passive data capture system for forensic analysis on a buddy's network to watch for signs of the hackers I know have been stealing his bandwidth and heaven knows what else-

no one.

means I stumble in the dark for a bit, but I ALWAYS get the job done right, always see things through to completion and I learn along the way. one mistake after another, the wisdom gained in the process absolutely invaluable. I'd trade my life experiences for not, not anything on earth.

You know wisdom is truly misunderstood and is, I believe, God's true gift to mankind. It cannot be bought, it must be earned, either through making mistakes in life (aka "living") or simply by being alive and time going by (wait, whoa...that sounds like living again) and you know what the secret to wisdom is? I'll tell you what, it's Death. Without Death one has no appreciation for Life, without that you'd not live it and, thus, have no fountain of wisdom bubbling up from your soul, making you that wise funny and sometimes creepy old man with a sparkle in his eye, able to say volumes with a laugh and flashing a smile.

it is the pursuit of Wisdom that I truly believe is man's ultimate objective here on earth, not forming a relationship with God. That bond will always exist, unless God severs it's and thus we arrive in the knowledge that there
#pikeitso

swear to fuck I can't pull the trigger on this post, I am either reeeeally going to be happy I did, or the polar opposite.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I fucking dozed off and something got cutt off near the end there

I really need better friends IRL and less destructive habits.

Like now, and much better.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7335&page=6

whoever john self is, he fucking nailed it

caught me off guard with my headphones on, didn't even realize they were there. wow

so is that really luigi can I get a ruling right now? I mean, if not a warm body carrying a title, how about a more polished and real (<--key word here) physical manifestation of the idea that was luigi?

You've got to admit, he does luigi better than luigi ever could.

[Willie McAboutThatLife]

itt: 408wordsMike responds to a yes or no question with a wall of text that no one will ever fucking read

[Hillbilly Jim]

you should turn to brostep

[Tyde]

I couldn't scroll past that fast enough


give it a rest Mike

[gay sex]

DAAAAAANG MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTAAAAAAAAN GOING RAW

[VaughnP]

Mike requested that I ban all 3 of his accounts after this post. Coincidence?

[blake]

itt: 408wordsMike responds to a yes or no question with a wall of text that no one will ever fucking read

:this

[VaughnP]

Man, I kinda feel bad. He wrote that response for me, and I have scrolled over like 4 times now.

[VaughnP]

And also Mike, self requested bans are faggot. It's pretty simple, just don't come to the site, braj.

[Willie McAboutThatLife]

Man, I kinda feel bad. He wrote that response for me, and I have scrolled over like 4 times now.

real talk mike just spent more time answering a yes or no question than i spent on any paper i ever wrote in college

all that work to have everyone autoscroll the fuck past it

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Man, I kinda feel bad. He wrote that response for me, and I have scrolled over like 4 times now.

I don't mind a bit. Scroll to your hearts content vaughn. It is precisely because you do not seek truth that it is hidden from you, right in front of your very eyes.

[Hillbilly Jim]

Allahu Apebar

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

And also Mike, self requested bans are faggot. It's pretty simple, just don't come to the site, braj.

Self requested bans are faggot, but thankfully I am not asking to be banned, I am merely asking you to enforce Scooter's own wishes. You do remember who scooter is correct? In YOUR words He is "skatz royalty", though I have a hard time feeling the reverence emanating from your actions, fuck the nonsense that you say.

I played you vaughn, which is exactly what you deserve after trying to fuck with me the last time. Exposing you for the piece of human refuse that you are feels good, that my effort doubles in exposing your stupidity, well, in truth scooter did that long ago. If I can predict your behavior perfectly, what does that say about the actions of a man far more intelligent?

Oh, you thought you got a pretty sweet deal what with scooter "giving" you 70% of skatz, I apologize.

You're so fucking dumb vaughn. I can actually be honest with you right here out in the open precisely because ....well you're vaughnp, nuff said.

Banning me is best for scuter and best for me and may not be best for skatz, but with power comes decisions like these, and if it means anything to you, I'd do it for you without hesitation. The alternative, of course, is watching me mill about here wondering if anythings changed, unaware how much time has passed, and every single time jv sees my name logged in it will make him wince, and then he'll go about whatever business he was working on.

Enjoy being the king of your small and lonely world here vaughn.

I can truly say I fucked off a friendship I didnt deserve but I learned my lesson and have become the man I wanted to be, the man Scooter saw in me, and for that he has my undying respect trust and loyalty. Lessons learned a tad late are still lessons learned all the same, and the pain has brought with it wisdom in place of friendship, and I can live with that.

[Hillbilly Jim]

fuck vauhn p and his tantastic franchise

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

real talk mike just spent more time answering a yes or no question than i spent on any paper i ever wrote in college

all that work to have everyone autoscroll the fuck past it

My "work" was multi-purpose, but thanks for caring enough to drop by and tell me you want me to pay more attention to you, so much in fact I should alter my behavior to make you happy.

I don't write for you, I write for me, and I don't give a damn how you feel about %anything% I do.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

fuck vauhn p and his tantastic franchise

Indeed...I will give you something better when I can, I promise.

[VaughnP]

Mike, I guess now is not the best time to confess that I stopped reading that novel of a pm that you played me so perfectly with after the first sentence was one requesting your ban. So there you go, play that fiddle, brah.

[anatine]

in all fairness, if your mom took your bedroom door, youd probably do rails of speed and send out PMs about how 'skatz is dead' that basically dont get read and demand your accounts be banned as well.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

in all fairness, if your mom took your bedroom door, youd probably do rails of speed and send out PMs about how 'skatz is dead' that basically dont get read and demand your accounts be banned as well.

your insides reek of catfish and your beard is encrusted with toaster leavins from the 1970's

nuff said

vaugn that's a respectable deflection, I haven't seen such on the fly wizardry since at least third grade.

kinda hard to miss you dodging the premise, but then, skatz royalty ain't what it used to be.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

in all fairness, if your mom took your bedroom door, youd probably do rails of speed and send out PMs about how 'skatz is dead' that basically dont get read and demand your accounts be banned as well.

basically as in, "I read it, and I disagree entirely"

Funny to see vaughn being more honest than you

hilarious, actually

as in, hysterically hilarious, on multiple levels

[anatine]

its charming but mostly sad that you would actually think anyone would wade through the ocean of rotting estrogen you call a PM in this day and age.

[VaughnP]

your insides reek of catfish and your beard is encrusted with toaster leavins from the 1970's

nuff said

vaugn that's a respectable deflection, I haven't seen such on the fly wizardry since at least third grade.

kinda hard to miss you dodging the premise, but then, skatz royalty ain't what it used to be.

All of this results oriented thinking is cute by the way.

For the 20th time, the majority of the site didn't want you banned, but Scooter wanted you away from his posts. This was a compromise. As the creator of the place, his demands will always have more weight.

And Even if I had read your PM, why would we cave to your demands when this has already been settled?

To no one's surprise, you have once again made yourself the center of the universe in an issue. If you wish to honor Sqatar's demands, well, it's pretty simple: Skatz is a choice, just like all of those other impulses, wants, needs, and desires that you and the rest of the toddlers/apes have no control over.

I literally read the first sentence of the nonsense, flashed over the rest of it, saw the word "Scooter", and then closed the tab. I wasn't lying. The guy has requested that you literally " . . .fuck off and die" dozens of times in every way that he can possibly say it, yet you are still limerent over him. It's tragic, Ape.

[gay sex]

GRAPES YOU GOT THIS MIDWESTERN PANSY SHOOK

[VaughnP]

Real talk, diet dew or diet dr. pepper?

[gay sex]

diet dew all day, pepper has its place but its more of an evening beverage

[gay sex]

you let it luxuriate upon ur tongue vaughn, why am i explaining this to you ur mother should have taught u this

[Hillbilly Jim]

diet is terrible for you
when will you rubes learn
mike may not know anything about tilapia but he knows how bad aspartame is

[gay sex]

calm down peevia

[VaughnP]

http://images.wikia.com/mountaindew/images/c/c0/Limitless_Throwback_Bottle.png

This is the real way to go when it comes to dew, but one can't always go ham on the carbs, Jim.

[gay sex]

gross and midwestern

[Hillbilly Jim]

sugar and carbs are better than aspartame

[VaughnP]

gross and midwestern

Get serious with your life, that dew is greatness.

[VaughnP]

sugar and carbs are better than aspartame

I agree, part of the reason why I rarely drink sodas. Meanwhile, Gary is drowning in aspartame.

[gay sex]

ur peoples worn down teeth beg to differ

[Hillbilly Jim]

vaughp has sex with so many top shelf chicks that he could eat bacon grease 3 meals a day and still weigh less than gary sex

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=2&pictureid=122

[gay sex]

ohhhhh whaaaaaaaaaaat???????

[Hillbilly Jim]

vaughn once picked up a 10 by telling her he owned the most self storage units in oklahoma and nebraska

[VaughnP]

Basically he's saying that I regularly see the sun and get off the couch.

[gay sex]

kid cant afford curtains dont judge him for this yall

[VaughnP]

The aspartame has muddled your mind.

[gay sex]

its alright bro just write vitamin d off on ur taxes

[tire]

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[anatine]

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[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

its charming but mostly sad that you would actually think anyone would wade through the ocean of rotting estrogen you call a PM in this day and age.

I have letrozole now, to combat the estrogen

and I hate you

a LOT

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

diet is terrible for you
when will you rubes learn
mike may not know anything about tilapia but he knows how bad aspartame is

If I had my druthers 98% of this forum would have access to no water and instead have regular soda INFUSED with aspartame piped into their veins with a 24 hour a day drip.

[gay sex]

oh dang rodge going ham on us rubes

[rum dick]

Kid just had his druthers with yall

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[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

gaysex i need your sarcasm like i need cancer

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

All of this results oriented thinking is cute by the way.

For the 20th time, the majority of the site didn't want you banned, but Scooter wanted you away from his posts. This was a compromise. As the creator of the place, his demands will always have more weight.

And Even if I had read your PM, why would we cave to your demands when this has already been settled?

To no one's surprise, you have once again made yourself the center of the universe in an issue. If you wish to honor Sqatar's demands, well, it's pretty simple: Skatz is a choice, just like all of those other impulses, wants, needs, and desires that you and the rest of the toddlers/apes have no control over.

I literally read the first sentence of the nonsense, flashed over the rest of it, saw the word "Scooter", and then closed the tab. I wasn't lying. The guy has requested that you literally " . . .fuck off and die" dozens of times in every way that he can possibly say it, yet you are still limerent over him. It's tragic, Ape.

the horrifying irony which is keeping me up right now is that I fucking trolled you, trolling being something I've never really done before.

I feel icky overall.

though strangely satisfied...

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the horrifying irony which is keeping me up right now is that I fucking trolled you, trolling being something I've never really done before.

I feel icky overall.

though strangely satisfied...

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[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Did I really fail?

One of two truths has been revealed- Either Scuter really does not get a shred of respect from his constituents, or he isn't really that much against my being here.

I know where I'd place my bets, and props to vaughn for playing along and telling me what I already knew.

Hi John :)

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grapein FUCKING HARD HERE BRO

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Ahhhhh, time to shut it down? I'm feeling that it is.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Where did I get it wrong this time

[blake]

it's your autism

[blake]

i mean the whole inability to interact with other people, pick up social cues or understand humor or sarcasm

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I feel you, and in truth the aspergers is something I have done nothing about. I thought it just meant Id have a hard time getting laid, not leave me isolated completely...

[rum dick]

Oh good lord

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Yeah looks like Jim can proudly wave that checkered flag around, for a couple days I guess. It's not like blake really earned it though, he caught me mentally napping with a fucking live multimedia device in front of me.

What could I do???

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

This isn't mainland China, bro. <--- with a period at the end even...

vaughn, every time gaysex says shutup vaughn, he is paving his path to a blissful afterlife with gold bars for steps

who put you in charge of anything other than keeping this bird afloat and nothing else anyway?

hone your talents and they will shine and no one will be able to shield their eyes from your brilliance is my advice. If you don't, you'll always be pointing out what makes you great to people who just can't see it, cuz we are all lost together in the dark. Without light, what can we see?

apparently not mainland China for starters

hope you take the criticism better than marty has. he can't take a statement like that even when it's pm'd to him and wrapped with a bow tie.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

same!

speak when spoken to kid

if you thought I was somehow on the edge of my seat wondering what you thought, learn to read.

[rum dick]

Daaaaaaang