is there a bigger a crime than naming ur child

[gay sex]

skeet when ur last name is ulrich, im not over this

[boomroasted, bro]

simmahdown

[VaughnP]

It's a stage name you rube, and I bet you had no idea Billy was the killer in the original Scream until the reveal.

[Tyde]

what about 'Scooter Libby'

for some reason, that name always tilted the fuck out of me

[anatine]

bxWzUUCr8g8

[gay sex]

i might be a very basic bitch but i ended up at cpk tonight for the first time in a long time YOU KNOW IM GETTING THAT bbq chicken pizza but they had this deal where for every entry you order you pay 5 bucks and basically get any menu pizza not cooked you take it home and cook yourself

that is a wild deal and makes me question everything about their pricing model but youre basically stealing

[anatine]

you can change the threat title all you want, you made a commitment.

[Bobby Wong]

gare gonna wake up and poison himself with a half dozen uncooked pizzas because you know he's not all about that oven game and preheating is the woooooorst

[Bobby Wong]

thank god gare hasn't made it to the dominican republic lately because those unlimited tainted liquor dispensers would have killed him

[gay sex]

We only got 3 entrees so therefore only qualified for 3 pizzas Bobby just 3

[limitthis]

The only crime worse than naming a child after you is to get granddad do it first and then you pass it on to your boy. It's the biggest ego move known to mankind

After some deep thought I had to concede that a truly bigger crime would be to kill the child you'd named after yourself and he'd outgrown you.

Certainly you've heard of the most egregious act if this kind.
It happened in the South of course and it wound up end up producing Charles Howell the Third a PGA golfer from Georgia

So it was a three-Pete or Chuck but what's worse was around that time the well known character actor Jim Backus played Winston Howell the Third on Gilligan's Island

But they couldn't help themselves

[Behemoth]

I would drive an hour to get CPK chicken tandoori with the mango chutney when they had it. I openly weeped the day I went there and they said they didn't have it anymore.