mike, tire is the superior poster.

[anatine]

learn from him.

[Hillbilly Jim]

yeah you dont see him debating my knowledge of tilapia

[anatine]

please dont make a fool of me tire and debate jimble on his knowledge of tilapia.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

i am literally at a loss for words right now

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

yeah you dont see him debating my knowledge of tilapia

your knowledge of googling is really something, but out in the wild I doubt you're half as witty and would have jumped at the chance to eat what I made for dinner couple nights ago.

plus tilapia is the chicken of fish, it's not overwhelming like catfish nor too rich to eat with a large meal like salmon.

it's pretty much perfect

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

scooter doing God's work and 408mike is irresistable

Yeah watch me hang around and get trolled by yet another random person with a frail ego

not

[GAMBLE-BOT]

yeah you dont see him debating my knowledge of tilapia

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a96889_SmallMom.jpg

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

bot you've been around a while, was skatz originally planned out to be a trolling site or has that just been something that's evolved on it's own?

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://www.evitamins.com/images/products/1400/20100204_95.jpg

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Oh it goes back that far...damn. It makes sense now that I think about it.

You have a fantastic memory btw.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

learn from him.

i'd say you need to learn from ME buddy

did he come back for your threads and memorial posts? did he come back for you at all?

does he even still know your name?

nnnnnnoope

[Hillbilly Jim]

im pretty sure tire is some sort of black carribbean man that just got out of jail

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I'm pretty sure you're wrong about tire bro, after googling for 10 minutes I have come to the conclusion that there aren't any black people in the caribbean, it's mostly populated by caribbeans golliwogs and picaninny's.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I just got tine's jesus joke like right now

[gay sex]

halibut is the chicken of fish you galloping grape, tilapia is the mexican people of fish

[rum dick]

Fish is terrible unless you love mercury and food that smells like assholes. Although sushi and sashimi are acceptable if you go to a goat restaurant

[gay sex]

you are dumb fish is delightful, frozen tilapia not so much

[gay sex]

lack of fish living in colorado is why you grew to five 7

[rum dick]

I'm 5-11. And my anti-fish stance us why I don't have mercury poisoning induced pink skin and hypertension like you do.

[gay sex]

bro ur skin is so pink cmon

[Hillbilly Jim]

fish are made for pets not eating

[rum dick]

bro ur skin is so pink cmon

Youre insane if you think you can win a tan off

[Hillbilly Jim]

the nonlugubriousness of this thread is what makes me come back to this stie

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

fish are made for pets not eating

Will someone green jellybean this post up for me?

I swear if it doesn't happen soon I will translate the cryptic password reset emails for my statutory ape account and do it anyway

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

halibut is the chicken of fish you galloping grape, tilapia is the mexican people of fish


Chicken of the fishes, meaning has little defining taste, has a neutral texture neither rich nor flaky, it isn't oily and probably the biggest reason halibut is the sore butthurt loser- you can buy tilapia everywhere and it's cheap as fuck.

Just

like

chicken

I don't even know what halibut tastes like yet I eat tilapia 4-5 times a week at least. If I have more cash I go salmon, halibut is on the bread lines with tuna and scallops wondering how things turned so fast...

You should be eating fish 5-6 times a week though, if halibut gets it down your gusset reach for the stars kid and pound halibut #allday

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Youre insane if you think you can win a tan off

No clue what gay sex's tan lines are up to these days but I can definitely say this- no one is online more than you except sonatine, and that's really saying something. Wasn't always this way, hope you're legit and all, I tend to find myself online more and more when things are going south.

[rum dick]

Its called an unlimited data plan and/or wifi coupled with I smoke outside and when I smoke outside I fly through skatz, grantland, Nytimes, and longform. I am literally never inside in front of an actual computer posting on skatz.

You still haven't learned the lesson that the world doesnt revolve around you. It is so effing typical of an only child to think that other people are doing things for exactly the same reason you are. Oh I'm down in the dumps so I'm gonna come here to escape life. Son. I make my life.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Blaming my selfish nature for my narrow perspective is correct to do,if you want to, but it obfuscates me real motive in the first place, which was compassion and nothing else.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

what do you smoke btw? Surely you're smoking nat sherman naturals?

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

LOOK AT THAT SHIT

LIKE 90% LESS TEXT

IT'S A WALL OF TEXT!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

not

any

more

[rum dick]

Blaming my selfish nature for my narrow perspective is correct to do,if you want to, but it obfuscates me real motive in the first place, which was compassion and nothing else.

Your real motive is the only motive you've ever had - to be the center of attention. It's a common design defect found in only children who never leave the roost.

[rum dick]

I smoke camel blues f/k/a camel lights. They are quite yummy.

[Been]

tight hours you're keeping colorado

[rum dick]

And, in the future, anytime you feel the need to help me or offer advice....Don't. Your reads are terrible, and I spend enough time during my day spelling out things for other people and solving their problems. Look, i come to this site to bullshit and joke around. That's about it. Occasionally I feel bad for you and offer advice and a pep talk or two. But I'm gonna stop doing that now simply because it is becoming too time consuming. No offense, but life is finite. Good luck Mike. Buh bye.

[rum dick]

tight hours you're keeping colorado

Pot kettle amigo. I'm catching a flight in three hours and figure why bother sleeping now when I can sleep on the plane. What's your excuse? Cramming for ceramics final?

[Been]

bro ur gonna end up a ghost like swayze if you ever diss pottery again

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Your real motive is the only motive you've ever had - to be the center of attention. It's a common design defect found in only children who never leave the roost.

rofl ok, my wondering if things were cool, in one small post, is trying to be the center of attention

and leaving home when I wasn't ready, at 18, and moving back for a couple years near 30 (I don't live with my parents haven't in two months) makes me what?

you're grouchy, I forgive you

the camels sound promising, i get blue's and the f=filtered, what's k/a?

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

According to this youtube video, your blues are #6, and apparently camel makes a natural flavor that's #2 and, judging by the box, is probably a lot like nat shermans.

dSxcb1saVwg

have you ever given nat shermans a go? I don't smoke anything else and tried nearly everything, though the Blues are gonna be next (love testing shit)

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

http://www.cigarettespedia.com/images/e/e4/Nat_sherman_naturals_originals_l_20_b_brown_usa.jp g<----these guys

alternatively, if you want a yummier sweeter smoke (a little bit) these are almost the same but use the same maduro wrapping on the filter, either is good http://www.smokescenenyc.com/MCD.jpg

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Rum Dick:

home isn't your parents house dumbass...home is where you grew up

you said i never left the roost, if a roost is fucking san jose ca that's a big fucking roost. though I get your point, i should leave the state and all.

kinda tough to do

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

what, is that some journey to becoming a man? travelling and settling in states or countries away from point A?

wtf

the bay area is where lots of people love ENDING UP, how am I supposed to start here and go UP?

[anatine]

what happened to your north dakota oil field plan?

that was the closest you ever came to a good idea.

[Tyde]

what happened to your north dakota oil field plan?

that was the closest you ever came to a good idea.

lol tine is crushing it lately

[rum dick]

Rum Dick:

home isn't your parents house dumbass...home is where you grew up

you said i never left the roost, if a roost is fucking san jose ca that's a big fucking roost. though I get your point, i should leave the state and all.

kinda tough to do

San jose is small as fuck. Let me say it again...san jose is small as fuck. World = big. San jose = grain of salt. And the fact you say it is "tough to do" says it all.

Tell you what, and this is my absolute last attempt at conveying any knowledge to you, wanna know the one relevant worth giving a fuck thing tine, marty, and I share in common? All three of us had big enough balls to go see the world beyond where we grew up and did not let things like "kinda tough to do" stop us.

Real talk, if any of the three of us get hit by a bus tomorrow, at least that person can go to their grave with the smile that is earned by not being a pussy. You can't. And you won't. Ever. Why? Because you have not even attempted to learn to walk yet.

Frankly you are dangerous to keep around simply because you are a sad and damage person who will obsess about us...because...well...you have nothing better to do. Some of us truly wanted to help you but you don't and won't get it. Meanwhile, keep on being gares pet. And keep on keeping effort as an excuse not to live.

I'm done with this forum until you're gone. This place should be about hilarity and not about severe emotional impotent damage. I'd ban you myself but it aint worth dealing with gares fake righteous indignation. On second thought...fuck gare too for creating this mess.

[blake]

:hemad

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

simmer down dave

your ego is getting away with itself thinking I obsess over ANYONE let alone anyone from this forum ( or any other for that matter)

it cracks me up how much pride you take in moving away from where you grew up, In fact I'm not really sure where you are even coming from BUT I'll say this one time- living a state, two states, seven states away from your parents means 0.0 with regard to who you are as a grown adult.

I am pretty surprised you would say something so negative and close minded to me and in the process you totally discredit all the other accomplishments your life has to offer in terms of education work experience and friendships you have made.

that I should move away sure, I agree with you, as I have for several months. I have been trying to do exactly that without success why? my liferoll can't swing it. I haven't ever gotten enough cash to get AWAY from the bay area, it's like a fucking black hole. This is why there is a saying "You'll never move back to the bay area" or something very similar.

also get laid or something, past couple days you've been a mess and venting on me isn't kosher nor is it healthy. you HARDLY know me (despite how things seem) and vice versa, how you think I am your whipping boy I've got NO clue but fair warning, you're coming across like a toddler here.

give advice, I do listen, but control the emotions dude. you're better than that.

[DankBlaniels]

well it is the toddler forum ape if dave cant act like a toddler in here then where can he act like a toddler

also mike i think the point our toddler friend dave is trying to make is that traveling makes you grow up as a person the location of your whore mother has nothing to do with this

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

tOdDlEr dAvE bY aLl MeAnS lEt yOuR fReAk fLaG fLy pRoUd mY fRiEnD

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

JackD i literally blanked your whore mother last night

true story

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

When a whore moans she'd better moan loud

and blackdaniels mother is DEAFENING

[anatine]

a son knows best.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Fuck this godawful forum Vaughn I fucking blame you
Grow a pair and get me back to the main forum
This three posts a day shit was the mess I walked in to when I got to skatz in march, nevermind that I don't get the props I deserve I don't give a damn skatz should be more than its fractured self and it's making me sick

Scooter Listen here and listen good-you are nothing special my friend. In truth that I was not familiar with NLP and anchoring was to your and cobsons advantage, I'm over it. The fail that skatz is becoming makes me sick fix this shit princess and stop being such a coddled bitch

Did you catch that last part? You do not deserve even the title toddler, you area coddled BOTCH.

GROW UP AND DEAL WITH ME AND KEEP THE FORUM AS ONE

Or I'm out

I dont give a fuck whos nice or not, I do care if I'm wasting time and I feel the direction this forum is taking is divisive boring and tame. YOU have made skatz boring, I make it unboring.

Hurry the fuck up, my attention span is demanding more substance.

And btw, I plan to counter damn near any assertions you make with facts and logic as you tend to be wrong. Cinch up your nuts or go back to sleep.