Just woke up, bout to rub one out

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

will update thread once mission accomplished

STAY TUNED

[Tyde]

http://brainmind.com/images/MonkeyMasturbate.jpg

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Got distracted, Guess I am getting old Sooooo now I'm friends with a raccoon as well as dangerous spiders. I'm at dudes house with all the cats over 20 of them AND a raccoon apparently. I pet it while it ate my granola bar and its kind of nice if a bit dirty. Got some pics gonna imgur these bitches while I take a Firestone double jack to pound town

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I can't imgur from iPhone wtf

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

http://i.imgur.com/I7r2D.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vjXgc.jpg
http://i47.tinypic.com/xqev47.jpg

kind of cute,bit bigger than im comfortable with tho

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

watching it eat with its hands won me over

[gay sex]

goat

[gay sex]

also if thats a raccoon using a litter box not sure that pic is getting topped ever

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

pretty sure I was raped by a black man last night

I thought it was a cute, petite, mocha skinned black girl about 24 or so

she kept telling me I was so dirrrrrty and filthy she wanted me to bang her raw and when i went to work from behind it slipped up and

well

let's just say mission accomplished in this thread

question now is do I pursue the notion I'm now bisexual or do I presume it was just a cute petite mocha skinned girl who was really dirty?

i just woke up at 1:30pm mouth is a desert I can hardly walk

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I don't remember but I am pretty sure that's a water trough yeah it was water

the cats around the raccoon kept swatting at it whenever it got it's paws in the water, like they got mad it was contaminating their drinking water if that makes sense. If it wanted to drink, cool, but keep the front paws out!

realtalk the house is divided up kittens in the lower floor housecats in the upper and feral cats outside, the feral cats actually beat up on the raccoon! 1 on 1 too, no sissie gang style jumpings, they hold their own against it despite it literally being 3x the size and mass of the biggest cat.

i hella chilled with it, i am heading back over (when I can walk) and I will get some sick video or something. maybe i'll do a shoot on scooter and pretend the raccoon is scuter and do something genius

STAY TUNED

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I counted about 30 cats this guy houses feeds and loves, the kittens he helps adopt any that don't end up becoming house cats. you can't sit down without one on your lap and at least 2-3 around your feet, purring and being cute and stuff.

i love me some furry pussy

[gay sex]

30 cats and sex with men story checks out, grape can you train them into an army and maraud around the streets of san jose stopping crime

[gay sex]

maybe put the leader in a cape, i dont know im just spitballing here you tell me how this works

[Tyde]

dude what the fuck is wrong with you

don't you have any self respect ?

I'm baffled with the fact that you happily pour out your life on these boards

at least pick and choose your anecdotes and be somewhat selective

pics of fucking cats on a patio ?

sorry I don't get it man

do some more meth

[gay sex]

rico that raccoon pic was incredible and the brickwork on the patio was pretty nice, reminiscent of san diego beach houses

[Tyde]

who the fuck is deleting my posts

[gay sex]

??

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

dude what the fuck is wrong with you

don't you have any self respect ?

I'm baffled with the fact that you happily pour out your life on these boards

at least pick and choose your anecdotes and be somewhat selective

pics of fucking cats on a patio ?

sorry I don't get it man

do some more meth

hey they want toddler I am delivering todddddler

and gaysex loves this shit, I have no idea why, though a couple suspicions narrow it a bit down

go smoke more pot from an aluminum can and let me keep telling all this real life I'm livin on skatz

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

30 cats and sex with men story checks out, grape can you train them into an army and maraud around the streets of san jose stopping crime

If I can get a pair of shorts and a bandana on the raccoon I promise you 15% of royalties once I have a successful streetside circus turned movie turned tv spinoff series FOR THREE STRAIGHT SEASONS BRAJ

[Tyde]

mike the way you mention 'gare' and tapper and sonatine really creeps me the fuck out

bro...these are internet people...they aren't your 'friends'

you are losing it man

try to get a grip before its too late

I implore you

[gay sex]

stop typing like your 70 carrico

[Tyde]

wat

[blake]

pretty sure I was raped by a black man last night

I thought it was a cute, petite, mocha skinned black girl about 24 or so

she kept telling me I was so dirrrrrty and filthy she wanted me to bang her raw and when i went to work from behind it slipped up and

well

let's just say mission accomplished in this thread

question now is do I pursue the notion I'm now bisexual or do I presume it was just a cute petite mocha skinned girl who was really dirty?

i just woke up at 1:30pm mouth is a desert I can hardly walk

go on

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

mike the way you mention 'gare' and tapper and sonatine really creeps me the fuck out

bro...these are internet people...they aren't your 'friends'

you are losing it man

try to get a grip before its too late

I implore you

When was the last time I said gare? I say gaysex or gay sex all the time, who are you to tell me I'm losing it and I creep YOU out when you have a buddy's picture up for an avatar AAAAAAND a shiny new thread about whether people would rather be him or a nigger?

as for them being internet people eh, can I say anything different about you?

or would I want to? shit, next thing I know you'll be posting polls about my worth as a human being or the lack of, with my pic for your avatar and who knows what else.

now stop fucking around and keep eyes forward, I need to learn how to train wild animals into being circus performers THIS IS THE KIND OF THING LEGENDS ARE MADE OF, BOOKS WILL BE WRITTEN AND I NEED YOUR HELP MARTIN

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

go on

I can't tyde has me on tiltawhirl

i am tilting away solid gold here

bout to hop in the shower and finish a few things, help me name the raccoon I kinda like Jasper myself

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Japstar on deck, I'm working sweet mocha magic as I type this no sign of the coon though,

[rum dick]

This thread is an improvement

[يصيح]

Well, I've rubbed one out every morning to jap-porn and the sunshine we've been getting has done wonders for my tan.

Other than that, my pet coon has been mia but I have good faith he will return and I have both the shorts and bandana (both red) picked out for him whenever he returns.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I am literally an hour away from going hamalamadamding on some Vaseline lotion and foreskin MAYBE, just maybe...if I don't get distracted MAKING BATH SALTS VIDEO first which might happen, I don't know yet.

[Hillbilly Jim]

any updates

[lost.]

whose foreskin?

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

any updates

Went hamalamdongding on some motherfucking silky smooth lotion, not much else to say really.

I am in uber-aggression mode, which tells me mission NOT accomplished, at least not for today.

Supposedly things will work themselves out later on, going to see a half-dime who owes me money (buying half dimes food on the promise of "pay you later?" can have it's perks. don't tell her brother tho, he thinks she is engaged to some moron who failed chem 1b) but EITHER WAY work will be done.

On my foreskin of course tire/lost/luigi.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I am literally an hour away from going hamalamadamding on some Vaseline lotion and foreskin MAYBE, just maybe...if I don't get distracted MAKING BATH SALTS VIDEO first which might happen, I don't know yet.

Everyone, please feel free to hate and despise Sonatine the Toddler, as he has completely reneged on all aspects of bath salts video. It will never happen, and it is all HIS fault, please direct appropriate animosity squarely upon his oval face.

[Hillbilly Jim]

FUCK YOUR OVALTINE FCAE SONTAIN
I WANTED TO SEE 409 RAWDOGGIN BLAKC GIRLS ON BATHSLATS

[blake]

pretty sure I was raped by a black man last night

I thought it was a cute, petite, mocha skinned black girl about 24 or so

she kept telling me I was so dirrrrrty and filthy she wanted me to bang her raw and when i went to work from behind it slipped up and

well

let's just say mission accomplished in this thread

question now is do I pursue the notion I'm now bisexual or do I presume it was just a cute petite mocha skinned girl who was really dirty?

i just woke up at 1:30pm mouth is a desert I can hardly walk

so did ape have sex with a black man? is that what happened here?

[gay sex]

blakes stays banging black men people HER TESTOSTERONE LEVEL IS REAL

[anatine]

slut shaming 408mike is trending

[rum dick]

Or he fucked that raccoon.

[Been]

why would someone put a litter box outside just let them shit on the dirt

[Hillbilly Jim]

this thread =
:dunk

[Bobby Wong]

any updates

4 years of training finally paid off and mikes looking for an agent now

http://i.imgur.com/fBAQXdk.gif

[thisguyiswhat]

If you jerk off in the morning, you are draining your body of vital vitamins and minerals that would be useful and resourceful throughout the day, which largely explains why you are a disgrace and a failure, have some self respect.