sweet sassy molassy

[Hillbilly Jim]

the first inductee into the greyhound racing hall of fame was named Rural Rube

[Hillbilly Jim]

The NGA has been presenting awards since 1971 for both the Rural Rube (North America's best sprinter)

[gay sex]

that dog is your real father

[VaughnP]

Royal Rube should be the highest default Skatz rank. This Roman social class thing isn't really working out.

[Hillbilly Jim]

if i win the powerball this week im buying a greyhound for each skatz poster

[Tyde]

another horrible thread from Indiana Jim/Slim


standard horribleness


at least you're consistent in your awfulness


:AIDS



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[Hillbilly Jim]

looks like someone isnt getting a greyhound

[anatine]

can i have jewdonks greyhound?

[Hillbilly Jim]

if jewdonk apologizes i will buy him greyhounds and name them after druffs family members

[Bobby Wong]

that was hecka insensitive martin you know jim doesn't need to shave because of his alopecia

[Hillbilly Jim]

this will only happen if im the only winner, if there are multiple winning tickets i will buy a group of greyhounds name half after jewdonks family half after druffs family, then have them have match races and the losing family will be put down

[MistaCobalina]

I don't really care for greyhounds, but I do have a mean houndstooth coat

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[anatine]

THATS LITERALLY NOT TRUE COB.

[Hillbilly Jim]

and to avoid any lawsuits i obviously meant the family of dogs not the actual ************************ or crrico family

[Tyde]

still waiting for this dilweed to be remotely interesting or funny

guess it wont be happening since he has had 6 years + now

fucking clown

[Bobby Wong]

you spelled dillweed wrong bro

[anatine]

ok you know what marty i really want that greyhound and since youre not offering one how about you dont fuck this up for me OK?

[Hillbilly Jim]

looks like sonatine gets jewdonks greyhound

[anatine]

FUCK YEAH HE DOES.

[Bobby Wong]

sonatine just wants a greyhound because he's trying to replicate some horrifying thai delicacy

[SkyNigger]

sonatine just wants a greyhound because he's trying to replicate some horrifying thai delicacy

You have Thais confused with Koreans. Koreans eat puppies.

Thais eat rats.

[gay sex]

whatd you do with the skatz official race dog

[Hillbilly Jim]

answer him JOHN!

[Bobby Wong]

did your greyhound fit into your sous vider sonatine?

[anatine]

how dare you