cliff notes on what u niggers have been doing while i was eating turkey and drinking

[gay sex]

i did discover that one of my friends has sleep apnea and he was making pigeon noises every 20 seconds while passed out, was funny

also i saw a drunk guy get trapped upside down between the back window and far back seat of a ford expedition

[scuter]

A buddy of mine invited himself to say in my hotel room on 01/01/09. I discovered, I guess luckily [?], for the first time in my life what sleep apnea really was.

Why don't those people get operations. I video'ed my buddy and he almost collapsed in shock watching the vid. The hotel staff called up half a dozen times because people down the HALL were complaining.

I had headphones on and there were skatzed over with ease. I eventually had to leave because frustration at the fact that he just wasn't seeming to die....was starting to eat away at me and I began having homicidal thoughts.

[MistaCobalina]

I put lemons in with my turkey as I roasted it this year, and it made the gravy deliciously tart... It was rather shocking when I first bit into the ole gravy soaked stuffing, but it was quite delicious.. complemented the oyster stuffing nicely.

[MistaCobalina]

In other news, I ordered pineapple chicken take out from my favorite chinese restauraunt. I've never ordered this dish before, and didn't bother to look in the sack when I took it home ( the place is rather out of the way from my house, but it's god, so it's worth the drive). Well, when I got home, I saw the styrofoam box was open, with ( i swear to god) a fucking pineapple plume (leaf? stem?) sticking out of it. They fucking dish was served in hallowed out pineapple. Which I'm sure is godlike in presentation, if you're eating at the restaurant.. but for the purposes of staying warm in a styrofoam box on my long drive home, it was incredibly shitty. Really, you dumb gooks? You can't chop off the stem, so the pineapple fits in the box? I really need the inedible leaves keeping the box open and cooling off my delicious meal? Shitty Mongolians..


Speaking of dumb gooks, we need lolomon in here, stat.

[gay sex]

no appreciation for presentation sweet cob, unbelievable, you eat with ur eyes first bro

[MistaCobalina]

no appreciation for presentation sweet cob, unbelievable, you eat with ur eyes first bro

It was beautifully presented, i admit that.

[henrybulldog]

jerked off a few times and got a frog and then some more frogs.

[gay sex]

one of my fav local restaurants just started offering escargot as an appetizer

is dank

will eat

hella garlic

dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwgggggggggggggggggggggggg

[gay sex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpJ4MgfCytY

BAM

[gay sex]

dont be big leaguing me in the tags you guys

[MistaCobalina]

escargot, my cargo

[gay sex]

no it is not

[Archibald Peck]

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