Junior varsity/Vaughn

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Fuck this godawful forum Vaughn I fucking blame you
Grow a pair and get me back to the main forum
This three posts a day shit was the mess I walked in to when I got to skatz in march, nevermind that I don't get the props I deserve I don't give a damn skatz should be more than its fractured self and it's making me sick

Scooter Listen here and listen good-you are nothing special my friend. In truth that I was not familiar with NLP and anchoring was to your and cobsons advantage, I'm over it. The fail that skatz is becoming makes me sick fix this shit princess and stop being such a coddled bitch

Did you catch that last part? You do not deserve even the title toddler, you area coddled BOTCH.

GROW UP AND DEAL WITH ME AND KEEP THE FORUM AS ONE

Or I'm out

I dont give a fuck whos nice or not, I do care if I'm wasting time and I feel the direction this forum is taking is divisive boring and tame. YOU have made skatz boring, I make it unboring.

Hurry the fuck up, my attention span is demanding more substance.

And btw, I plan to counter damn near any assertions you make with facts and logic as you tend to be wrong. Cinch up your nuts or go back to sleep.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

AND WILL SOMEONE CHANGE THIS MAINLAND CHINA BULLSHIT JESUS

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Jewdonk how does it feel growing old living like a nigger in the fucking desert?

What happened to the BEACH BUNNIES ROFL

TIN CAN
CHEAP BUD
WINNIE
PEANUT BUTTER

SOUNDS LIKE THE SET OF MY WORST NIGHTMARE
WHY DO HOU WAKE UP
BE HONEST

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Vaughn in control WEEEEEE
BUCKLE UP FOLKS!!!

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

NOT

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I'm not playing, this is it. Boering goes and I stay
And y'all know the rest

[Hillbilly Jim]

And its absurd how people hang on every word.
I’ll probably never get the props I feel I ever deserve
But I’ll never be served my spot is forever reserved
If I ever leave earth that would be the death of me first.
Cause in my heart of hearts I know nothing could ever be worse.tell em mike

[VaughnP]

Vaughn in control WEEEEEE
BUCKLE UP FOLKS!!!

I have no more control over the direction and content of this site than Jim, Pike, Blake, Rum, 'Tine, Gary, Bob, Scooter, Cob etc., but it's ok if you want to blame me for it all.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Ive got no beef with you really Vaughn, each day is a new day and let's be real, scooter can't still be mad over shit from months ago.

If he is, put him in his place. You are the majority owner, you (and Gaysex) call the shots.

I am finding the site boring as shit, when the alcohol wears off I'll care less, whatever.

I miss being the center of attention and having it out with scooter, now I'm ready for round two. Let's see what he's got without the benefit of my ignorance of psychology.

This time I'm not pming him or creating dupes, this is as good as i get, take me or leave me.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

JUNIOR. VARSITY
BITCH
WHERE U AT

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

NLP wat
You're NOTHING without my ignorance

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

tell em mike

WOW
vsubtle almost missed your brilliance

whosoever disses Jim let it be known
Through your words is your stupidity shown


I had more but thats all I got right now
My raccoon friend is back!
It's freezing and he needs to be wearing shorts
And a bandana
#realtalk

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Everything so fuzzy

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Shut up Vaughn

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Damn that felt good
A man could get used to this

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Ok,I'm out the chips will, land as they will.

[VaughnP]

Why does it feel good to tell me to shut up?

[DankBlaniels]

I have no more control over the direction and content of this site than Jim, Pike, Blake, Rum, 'Tine, Gary, Bob, Scooter, Cob etc., but it's ok if you want to blame me for it all.

LITERALLY BLANKED ME

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Shut up vaughn

[rum dick]

I have no more control over the direction and content of this site than Jim, Pike, Blake, Rum, 'Tine, Gary, Bob, Scooter, Cob etc., but it's ok if you want to blame me for it all.

Vaughn is being too kind here. Dude is literally the only reason you have your toddler fiefdom. You'd be banished to the autistic wasteland of pfa if he hadn't worked out a deal with scoots. Real talk he is the only one of the above people who gave a shit and also had the authority to do something about it. But keep on telling him to shut up...

[VaughnP]

The deal with Mike is that for me personally, nothing he was written on this site over the past few months has elicited any emotional response from me other than humor, and the humor was always unintentional on his part. I can't even genuinely be annoyed with him anymore because his act has become so predictable and repetitive, and I've for the most part put his posts on auto scroll. The only reason I made an effort to keep him on the site and away from Scooter instead of permabanning him, is that some find his train wreck entertaining, but for now, I won't unban him.

Shit is played out, folks.

J---aiyznGQ&autoplay=1

Play him off. . .

[يصيح]

Vaughn is being too kind here. Dude is literally the only reason you have your toddler fiefdom. You'd be banished to the autistic wasteland of pfa if he hadn't worked out a deal with scoots. Real talk he is the only one of the above people who gave a shit and also had the authority to do something about it. But keep on telling him to shut up...

Whose side are you on dude?

Vaughn put up the toddler forum to insult me for lulz and for no other reason.

He also did it because in his heart he is INSANELY jealous of me and my ability to generate attention, meanwhile he's always working on something to help the site and feels left out.

for what it's worth vaughn, I have a lot of respect for the work that you do, as do others. it's just not in the cards for you to be any kind of forum personality, but your efforts are appreciated.

if it means anything to you, the whole place would respect you x1000 if you actually stood up to scooter for a change and told him to fuck right off with demanding I be banned or silenced. it was YOU in YOUR own words that said you are an advocate of free speech and it's YOUR personal policy to never ban anyone unless they are spamming the place.

I don't see any ads in my posts, though ironically I do see neverstop spamming the site all the time. How you ban ME instead I have no fucking clue, there is literally no logic to that whatsoever.

How disgustingly ironic and also insane at the same time.

My definition of insanity is any action led by emotion and devoid of logic. Any action spurred by logic is sane, thus any action spurred by emotion is insane. Would you say banning me was a logical decision or is it an emotional one? Each and every time (save for tappers) it was for emotional reasons, IE BANNING ME IS INSANE

Fix this mess please and put that screaming woman child in her place for the love of all that is holy on this planet I implore you.

[blake]

fucking neverstop

[VaughnP]

Whose side are you on dude?

Vaughn put up the toddler forum to insult me for lulz and for no other reason.

He also did it because in his heart he is INSANELY jealous of me and my ability to generate attention, meanwhile he's always working on something to help the site and feels left out.

for what it's worth vaughn, I have a lot of respect for the work that you do, as do others. it's just not in the cards for you to be any kind of forum personality, but your efforts are appreciated.

if it means anything to you, the whole place would respect you x1000 if you actually stood up to scooter for a change and told him to fuck right off with demanding I be banned or silenced. it was YOU in YOUR own words that said you are an advocate of free speech and it's YOUR personal policy to never ban anyone unless they are spamming the place.

I don't see any ads in my posts, though ironically I do see neverstop spamming the site all the time. How you ban ME instead I have no fucking clue, there is literally no logic to that whatsoever.

How disgustingly ironic and also insane at the same time.

My definition of insanity is any action led by emotion and devoid of logic. Any action spurred by logic is sane, thus any action spurred by emotion is insane. Would you say banning me was a logical decision or is it an emotional one? Each and every time (save for tappers) it was for emotional reasons, IE BANNING ME IS INSANE

Fix this mess please and put that screaming woman child in her place for the love of all that is holy on this planet I implore you.

I started reading this post late last night when I got home from a Rangers game, and couldn't make it past the second and third sentence without literally loling at the ridiculousness. I tried again just now, and same thing.

Mike. I literally don't care about you at all. This means I can never be jealous, envious etc. or anything of you ever. I tried to do you a favor with the toddler forum compromise when it would have been much easier just to leave you permabanned. I did this because, like I have said before, there a few that find your trainwreck of literal madness entertaining. I was personally on the "keep him banned for his own good" side of the fence.

[GAMBLE-BOT]

I started reading this post late last night when I got home from a Rangers game, and couldn't make it past the second and third sentence without literally loling at the ridiculousness. I tried again just now, and same thing.

Mike. I literally don't care about you at all. This means I can never be jealous, envious etc. or anything of you ever. I tried to do you a favor with the toddler forum compromise when it would have been much easier just to leave you permabanned. I did this because, like I have said before, there a few that find your trainwreck of literal madness entertaining. I was personally on the "keep him banned for his own good" side of the fence.

We were both at the same game. My seats surely better, obv.

[VaughnP]

I actually went to the earlier game. It ended at 4, but with dinner shenanigans etc. + my drive home, it was late. My seats were about even with first base, perfect view of the infield about 30 rows up - bought the best tickets I could get for how late I got them.

[rum dick]

I started reading this post late last night when I got home from a Rangers game, and couldn't make it past the second and third sentence without literally loling at the ridiculousness. I tried again just now, and same thing.

Mike. I literally don't care about you at all. This means I can never be jealous, envious etc. or anything of you ever. I tried to do you a favor with the toddler forum compromise when it would have been much easier just to leave you permabanned. I did this because, like I have said before, there a few that find your trainwreck of literal madness entertaining. I was personally on the "keep him banned for his own good" side of the fence.

Logging on so I can say Vaughn just Howard Roarked the fuck out of ape. And also to let it be known I would definitely kill a person and probably their family if someone carpetbombed my neighborhood with shit from the Internet. And ape you're a tard.

[يصيح]

I started reading this post late last night when I got home from a Rangers game, and couldn't make it past the second and third sentence without literally loling at the ridiculousness. I tried again just now, and same thing.

Mike. I literally don't care about you at all. This means I can never be jealous, envious etc. or anything of you ever. I tried to do you a favor with the toddler forum compromise when it would have been much easier just to leave you permabanned. I did this because, like I have said before, there a few that find your trainwreck of literal madness entertaining. I was personally on the "keep him banned for his own good" side of the fence.

laugh all you want bro, so long as you do not deny my right to trainwreck OH GOD I hear keyboard cat again

terrible vaughn, really really terrible

[Hillbilly Jim]

allahu apebar

[GAMBLE-BOT]

I actually went to the earlier game. It ended at 4, but with dinner shenanigans etc. + my drive home, it was late. My seats were about even with first base, perfect view of the infield about 30 rows up - bought the best tickets I could get for how late I got them.

Nice seats. Actually way better seats IMHO than the suite seats attached to any suite in the park. The owner's of the suite obviously have some front row seats I didn't get. The suites are balling but the emphasis is never on baseball in the suites. I am a huge baseball fan but luckily the Rangers aren't my team and I'm happy to ball out instead of watch. I am delighted at this year's addition of the complimentary metal 16 oz Coors Light cans, which are SOOOOOOO much better than bottled glass when sitting in a tub of ice.

Anyway, I'll PM you the suite pics outside and inside of my gfriend and I in George W' Bushes personal suite. I've sent them other nights to Rummy and Suicide Kang. It sure is good to be white here in Texas.

[يصيح]

pics of you w/gbush or gtfo

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/4IDCR.jpg

[يصيح]

HOW BOUT THEM RANGERS

[يصيح]

you are a bitch vaughn

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

is this account banned restricted or not? i have no idea.

you know vaughn, it would go a long way to communicate with me what's happening why and how long it's going to last.

scooter bans me, he tells me why and says it's 3 days in length. ok

you restrict me to a subforum with no reason specified (being a fucking toddler is not a reason for anything and you know it) nor a length of time defined, no course of action to correct anything nothing makes sense to be frank.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15158

I have always suffered the same thing, and not just here, on tyde's site as well as donkdown.

It has to be flood control or something, and you wouldn't experience it because you have an administrator account. Try logging into a normal user account, make a new one or something, and send a pm and try to send it again, even just to yourself. You have to wait a fucking full minute between PM's, yet on the main forum you can post every damn second if you're going nuts or your name is gaysex.

love you gaysex

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

http://i.imgur.com/4IDCR.jpg

I hate I hate I fucking HATE YOU on so many fucking levels and for so many damned reasons

top of the list- pictures like this, when youv'e had your way and sure enough, someone is banning me (again) and it just tickles you pink, so you dig into your stash and find JUST THE RIGHT PICTURE to say FUCK YOU MIKE HAHAHAHAA in such a way it just- has so much personality. It's just mind boggling you want me to hate you soooo fucking much that I can't not, but you're a likable guy, and it's just insane that making me hate you brings you joy or pleasure in some way...I can't figure you out, please get hit by a bus or something. fuck

[Been]

ape we can't discuss that right now we're talking about how obviously gay you were on radio

skatz admin forum

you're not allowed in bro sorry

[Been]

wait you know what let me put in a good word for you

[Been]

:denied

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

calling me a homosexual meth addict was funnier, I'd stick with that. Tine tried and failed more than once to either pretend I care or get me to care about the IST/admin forum

and I still don't care

you are lagging behind negro lollipop man by a good four months here.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Tine, I have been wondering something, in regards to you and a trend I've noticed where you almost never are serious in a serious thread, you hardly make serious posts (unless they are toward Scooter or Vaughn or are pure satire) and when people try to engage you, even skatz "approved" people, you either don't answer or you direct the question into trolling me in some fashion.

Add to these observed trends a statement you made to me some months back that the only genuine premium content this site will ever see are basically Scooters real life stories, mostly having to do with steaming hot sex, the other stuff he writes is probably excluded.

I am fairly certain I am correct and I also know damn well you feel skatz is yours or at least some hybrid sonatine/skynigger project, but ultimately in your mind skatz is going to live out to be YOUR dream regardless of what anyone says thinks or tries to do, and I bet that means scooter as well.

May I ask why? Why is skatz your fucking personal playground, your Earth as it were, when surely you spend much more time on other projects and doing other things, most likely with people much more like minded as you, and by that I mean you are highly individual on these forums, much in the same way that I am.

It fascinates me the time energy and determination you invest into keeping skatz exactly what it is- a circle jerk of more or less the same people from 2009 jibb jabbing with the same jokes, the same one liners, the same inside jokes only you guys get etc

only its not 2009, its 2012, why not try a new direction of some kind? Do something unexpected?

I do, however, also suspect a big part of it is your loyalty to Scooter, something i admire and respect. His most fundamental reason for the sites existence is basically to write when the mood strikes and possibly engage on that or other topics, but most of the time he is elsewhere, likely on the other forums he owns. Now, knowing Scooter pretty well, I know his temper very well and in all honesty opening the floodgates to probably dozens of randoms to come in here and tear the place up and troll Scooter because he does not post like skatz is his twitter account would be a disaster-if that's your angle then that is incredible and commendable and is the best fit, though I do not presume anything yet.

What might your answer be here-since you probably want to be gamesy and not serious, I doubt you will answer at all unless I got something really wrong a paragraph back, but if i didn't , about 90% of the time you ignore the post 9% of the time you say something nonsensical, like willie cant fade the pure science, and 1% of the time you actually state i am right/wrong and your personal feelings, and 0% of the time you ban me again because now vaughn does that for you.

[gay sex]

get these fags rodge

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

sorry gaysex but i did it again, i posted something from the heart and in true toddler fashion the underlying insanity in doing anything based on emotions won the day. that wall of text literally has no point and asks no actual questions, it's a block of underlying screaming insanity and scooter should put a bullet through my left temple and send a bill to my mother for the cost of the bullet, in true non-toddler fashion

I am a disgrace, don't remember me at all but bow your heads in silence each time you hear the words 'cinn vid for skatz' my only true contribution to this forum after nearly 6 months 4-5 accounts a social group and a quirky love story of sorts with a very un-hollywood ending spanning very close to 2 thousand posts, I swallowed it all on film for skatz and my existence should have ended right there.

just being honest, and moderately nostalgic

now I know why the greats can never let go, never accept their best was a day come and gone and it's been time to move on, so when they don't go quickly or gracefully, cut em some slack. It's harder than it looks to say ones best days are truly in the rear view, though most will never understand what I mean because most people are not competitive and they do not burn to be THE BEST, it's that desire that forges champions, yet the body is extinguished easily, the spirit is much tougher, and the idea, never.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

That is what's been driving me through the last couple moths, this idea I will make another awesome video and be loved, get more attention and feel important, like I matter, like you all care.

Now that I've come full cirlce and realize none of the above was ever accurate, all I can honestly say I hope for is for some of you to crack a smile here and there, and that scooter can, post by post, imprint his repressed demons onto me, one by one, and that he himSelf might know inner peaece and happiness someday.

it was all a dream
i used to read word uo
magazine
saltnpeppa and heavy d
up in the limosine

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

it's interesting that without an end to ones best times in life, one would never enjoy them in the first place.

think about that and spit in protest the next time you ears are insulted with the phrase "excessive celebration" excessive my ass, who got shot? who died and where's the blood?

None of he above stfu and let a man do his quicky bird hop dance for rushing across the end zone in front of half the country on life television

[gay sex]

cant have you misspelling limousine brajjers


that will not stand

[Willie McAboutThatLife]

it's interesting that without an end to ones best times in life, one would never enjoy them in the first place.

think about that and spit in protest the next time you ears are insulted with the phrase "excessive celebration" excessive my ass, who got shot? who died and where's the blood?

None of he above stfu and let a man do his quicky bird hop dance for rushing across the end zone in front of half the country on life television

quit trying to emulate other people's writing styles and just do you

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

cant have you misspelling limousine brajjers


that will not stand

Twice I looked at it and couldn't tell why I didn't like it, and it should never stand as I didn't bother to google spell check.


good looking out/keeping it real

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

quit trying to emulate other people's writing styles and just do you

I don't and I do.

As to Scooter and his writing style I post very little like he does, if you want to really compare tit for tat.

Scooter's writing and subsequently the works he has produced are his essence on this planet (more precisely his ideas are, which are far more valuable/important, and it's these ideas that I and others tend to encourage you read what he writes to glean) and as such his style is very much his E-thumbprint, ie highly unique.

I just type while he creates, the final products have similarities but mine can usually be read skimmed ignored or forgotten by and large while it's the exact opposite for most of his, which should never be skimmed cannot be forgotten and it's personal choice to ignore them, but don't brag about it.

The one thing I clearly do as he taught me is segmented quoting but it's not longer or bigger than the way people typically do it, it's just structured more intelligently and easier/faster to read. It's simply a matter of message format: block and block quoting vs message line or idea vs message line or idea yet almost no one picks up on that fact and just scream for myself or whoever to please maket it dumb^2, dumb just isn't cutting the mustard anymore, don't just double the dumb we need some fucking exponentially dumb slop and spoons while you're at it, the masses are starving.

Don't fall victim to making the mistake that it is work to think, cm'on bro.

[Been]

nah you copies him just look at posts from last year

[Been]

ahem

you also copy jewdonk

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

rofl.....



http://www.negrophonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/grapes.jpg

I just noticed it, it's cool. Kind of humorous since I do not follow politics and this will make people wonder if I am an obama supporter when I could give not a fuck about the man, same for romney, though I find romney both more stupid and coming across super evil all the time, I hope he does not win.

is it ok for me to say the truth, that I hope neither man wins? Maybe it's time for america to just stand proud as a nation united vs one needing an overpaid and glamorized Mr. Potato head with moving parts and flapping gums and power complex.

your post about cpu's needing to be more like a super nintendo, that's brilliant and made me laugh at the truth about viruses and what have you, reality being stranger than fiction at times, shit makes me laugh.

A computer like a snes but more powerful and capable of plug n play programs/apps, use the cloud for all memory purposes store nothing locally, it could work and be very affordable, and might make use of something I have seen a LOT of recently-obsolete hardware floating around being trashed or un-used and forgotten, tons of the stuff floating around relegated as just trash, it could be a money maker.

hmm

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

nah you copies him just look at posts from last year

I look at nothing by my own effort dillweed, I made an assertion already, that my posts do not copy Scooters, if you'd like to offer evidence to the contrary where is it?

Expecting me to go find evidence on my own is LOL, get real

You've never bothered reading anything significant Scooter has written have you?

Balls are showing..

[Been]

mike i apologize i just realized scooter knows how to use commas

[DankBlaniels]

40Ape > Beenfagging

not even close

At least 40Ape is funny and semi intelligent as opposed to being a depressing piece of shit who sits around dreaming of being an anime superhero

why the fuck do you even post around here you pathetic low life orange selling greaseball.

go wipe gram grams asshole...maybe she will kick you a stake so you can 'take a shot' at an 11 dollar buy in donkament

[gay sex]

oh dang

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

oh dang

ruh-roh, I see 'oh dang' and not DAAAAAAANG YA'LL or OHHHH DANG!!!! and I smell trouble

did somebody call trouble? cuz that's what they got coming

[tire]

5JfW5a6dTM8&autoplay=1

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

5JfW5a6dTM8&autoplay=0

Sadly I probably do love gay sex, though I'd be hesitant to admit it publicly.

let's hope I'm wrong all the same.

dang gotta keep my eyes peeled for these auto played videos, FOLKS autoplay=1 set that to 0 to unauto it