Truth check, aisle hoser

[anatine]

http://thatguysonheroin.com/

[gay sex]

get a god damn hold of yourself trout.com

[gay sex]

33hOs5Dr7HU

[gay sex]

btw theres no question, you wanna ask really bruh? the streets would respond ya bro its this all day welcome to the real


handle it beard

[gay sex]

changing my work email to nolookjumpshots.org

its where we are as a people

[limitles]

Then just as I was about to let him know I wasn't passed out I heard Josh say “Shit, buddy, I can't help it I gotta have you” and the next thing I knew I felt his warm wet mouth on my cock - my best buddy Josh was sucking my huge hard cock! I moaned involuntarily and he just kept it up. He had one hand on my balls and the other on my pecs and was sucking my cock for all he was worth. I don't think he'd ever done it to anyone before, because he was having trouble taking it and I could feel his teeth a couple of times but I was still in heaven. I'd never dared dream such a thing - my buddy Josh as queer for me as I was for him and now he was sucking me off. I started cumming, my balls churned and my cock swelled and spurted huge gobs of hot sticky fuck juice and Josh moaned and panted and kept on sucking, taking it all and swallowing it. I opened my eyes a little again and saw him grab his own cock and start pumping it as he continued to suck mine and right away he started erupting in huge spurts of cum all over me and the bed. When he finished shooting he released my still-oozing cock and fell onto the bed beside me, panting and moaning. He was still rubbing his hands all over my naked body, digging my muscles. “Shit, yeah, fuck, oh Brad, dude, I love you.” He crawled up beside me then and I felt his lips touch mine and then he was kissing me. I was so stunned by what he had just done that I didn't know what to do. If I kissed him back the way I wanted to he'd know I had been faking it and that would piss him off. So I just lay there and let him hug me and rub his naked body against my naked body. My cock was still hard and oozing cum and he was playing with it and his own cock was still hard too and poking me in the leg, feeling wet and slippery.

[nextlevelshit]

Very ironic considering it comes from cokehead Sonatine.

Dude is still a huge apologist for the huge piece of shit known as Drexel who once (at minumum) hooked him up with what I assume was thrice stepped on shit. Dude hooks up sonatine and sonatine is his life long bitch. (true story)

Leave me alone. I don't even care to post here much anymore with chickenhands (aka second coming of marty) let out of his cage with his 1 liner shits.

Seriously.

I haven't seen heroin in 10 years.. Sonatine will still geek for coke to this day. Sonatine, fuck off, you know it is true. Leave me alone.

[Bobby Wong]

your not gonna get real far talking bad about the cocaine bro everybody loves that shit

[tire]

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[nextlevelshit]

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Well done. You are a champ. All you circle jerk fucks can choke on each other.

Scooter, you had something decent. You let it go.

This site is pathetic. Rum Dick shouting out he'll floor this site, Scooter calls him out with simple request of 'truth' and dick backs down like a bitch. This site has no more credibility than any other shit site. Vaughn asked me if I really wanted to be a mod (after a joke) and I said no. Maybe it was some lame uber-joker I am not part of. I don't care, but I think this example explains how power and internet respectability interact with each other.

[anatine]

yikes!

quite a monster nerve i just touched for someone who hasnt spiked in a decade tho, isnt it?

lighten up maybe?

[anatine]

btw this is *exactly* why you were voted out of ist membership. no sense of humor.

plus your fiction is pedantic and overwrought.

[nextlevelshit]

yikes!

quite a monster nerve i just touched for someone who hasnt spiked in a decade tho, isnt it?

lighten up maybe?

Do you see me starting threads with your nick in the title? lol @ lighten up.

You are the biggest poser outside of vegas on all of these shit sites.

I will give you credit for being insta-attached to anything that _presents_ itself as female ass on the internets. It is funny to watch.. "Aimee, when are you coming up to wherever the fuck to go lobster fishing with me ?" The nasty girl everyone is trolling, yer trying to lay. niiiiiice.

You are pathetic. Leave me alone cokehead. I'm not the one starting threads about your ongoing addiction. You are starting on about shit that is 10 (more like 15) years old for me. Realize. Whatever... Hopefully in some little private forum, where all you pathetic fucks lurk, you can sit there and say

I AM A CHAMPION, I STARTED A THREAD AND GOT A RESPONSE FROM HOSER.

[nextlevelshit]

Do you see me starting threads with your nick in the title? lol @ lighten up.

You are the biggest poser outside of vegas on all of these shit sites.

I will give you credit for being insta-attached to anything that _presents_ itself as female ass on the internets. It is funny to watch.. "Aimee, when are you coming up to wherever the fuck to go lobster fishing with me ?" The nasty girl everyone is trolling, yer trying to lay. niiiiiice.

You are pathetic. Leave me alone cokehead. I'm not the one starting threads about your ongoing addiction. You are starting on about shit that is 10 (more like 15) years old for me. Realize. Whatever... Hopefully in some little private forum, where all you pathetic fucks lurk, you can sit there and say

I AM A CHAMPION, I STARTED A THREAD AND GOT A RESPONSE FROM HOSER.

yo! bump this shit up to 6 stars or ban me, bitches.

[tire]

you morons are getting hosed
http://i.imgur.com/ukKMq.jpg?9579http://www.skatzpoker.org/forums/image.php?u=352&dateline=1349792919

[anatine]

"Ongoing addiction"? You just said youve been off smack for a decade. How poor are your social skills where you flash on someone whose been nothing but nice to do you since day one instead of PM'ing me and saying "that shits not cool bro".

You dont get to say in one breath its ancient news then play the "oh heavens poor me I live in the constant clutches of the devil heroin" with the next.

Sorry shit is clearly awful in your life, maybe its because this is who you are?

Also you should probably be aiming a bit higher in your critique than "OMG YOU TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH GIRLS", Im just saying.

Calling me a cokehead because you heard I once bought coke from someone is hilarious but at least it has some sort of logic behind it. Harshing me for being a heterosexual is kinda weird.

Also Aimee is cool. Life has taught me that having sex with cool girls is rarely a bad idea. Obviously your life has taken you down a different road...........

[nextlevelshit]

"Ongoing addiction"? You just said youve been off smack for a decade. How poor are your social skills where you flash on someone whose been nothing but nice to do you since day one instead of PM'ing me and saying "that shits not cool bro".

You dont get to say in one breath its ancient news then play the "oh heavens poor me I live in the constant clutches of the devil heroin" with the next.

Sorry shit is clearly awful in your life, maybe its because this is who you are?

Also you should probably be aiming a bit higher in your critique than "OMG YOU TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH GIRLS", Im just saying.

Calling me a cokehead because you heard I once bought coke from someone is hilarious but at least it has some sort of logic behind it. Harshing me for being a heterosexual is kinda weird.

Also Aimee is cool. Life has taught me that having sex with cool girls is rarely a bad idea. Obviously your life has taken you down a different road...........

Dude, the large majority of my friends at hetero but they don't hit on any female because they are female.

I love that youtube overlay thing over the pause button. I don't spend my life reading about hacks that will be fixed but thats clever. Unfortunately for you fucks it only takes a wildcard in adblocker to fix it.

Anyway.. back to the females... it is a wonderful thing to not have standards. <bows> Should I blame you? "pussy is pussy" My bad.

HOWEVER, you've been far from nice to me from day one. I don't know where the trolling ends/starts. Don't care to play that game for your amusement.

Coke gets you in the longrun, heroin will only get you in the short run. With coke you may die of heartattack 20 years premature after you quit. With heroin you die within minutes or never. To each his own. Some likes a peaceful bliss, some like to be geeked out. Who cares ?

[anatine]

Well forgive me for saying it hoser but it seems like you care a lot...

[anatine]

Also please show me a single time I have ever "trolled" you, on this site or in chat or anyplace else.

[nextlevelshit]

Well forgive me for saying it hoser but it seems like you care a lot...

I know you are trolling... but just realize I have never started threads about your substance abuse.

You read like 3rd hand troll shit from years ago. Obviously it gets old. You guys effectively chased me off with chickenhand and his random banning. So please leave me alone.

Like I said, I don't know where the trolling starts/ends. So maybe this repsonse is too sincere.............................

I'm sure if I started up threads about doing cocaine and mentioned you in the title we would get a "you care a lot" response.

fuck off please.

[nextlevelshit]

Also please show me a single time I have ever "trolled" you, on this site or in chat or anyplace else.
:facepalm

[tire]

why wouldnt the record label sign musician sonatine?

[tire]

because he blows

[tire]

why wouldnt the record label sign hoser?

[tire]

his tracks just werent up to scratch

[anatine]

tire just moded us both in the face hoser.

how incredibly self absorbed do you have to be to think this thread is "about you"?

its about that fucking amazing site in the first post.

fucking junkies. when their on dope, the world resolves around dope. when they are off dope, the world revolves around them and how miserable they are without dope.

go ahead and start a thread about what a huge cokehead i am because you heard i bought coke once. please. im sure it will be everything you dreamed of.



...while nodding.

[nextlevelshit]

tire just moded us both in the face hoser.

how incredibly self absorbed do you have to be to think this thread is "about you"?

its about that fucking amazing site in the first post.

fucking junkies. when their on dope, the world resolves around dope. when they are off dope, the world revolves around them and how miserable they are without dope.

go ahead and start a thread about what a huge cokehead i am because you heard i bought coke once. please. im sure it will be everything you dreamed of.



...while nodding.

I just know who your connect was dickboy. Contrary to most evidence and silver tongue bullshit..... that connect is a huge piece of shit for a human. Yet you adamantly defended him over nothing more than he hooked you up with what was probably shitty fucking coke.

Fuck off.

The thread has/had my nick in the name, *_THAT_* is why it is about me.

... and to this day.. i'd much much rather be around nodders than tweekers. To each his own.

Now go take apart your bed and reassemble it, douchebag.

[anatine]

I literally have no retort to being told to take my bed apart and reassemble it.

[nextlevelshit]

Quote:
Originally Posted by nextlevelshit
Now go take apart your bed and reassemble it, douchebag.

How ironic... sonatine's coke connect still has me in his signature from well over a year ago.. and now so does sonatine..

freaky world.

you people think i'm full fo shit, but this guy is all over coke nuts.

[anatine]

To be clear hoser, the only reason this thread has your name in the title is because youre literally the only person we know here who was country stupid enough to become a junkie.

So when a thread gets made about a photoblog about junkies, or anything else having to do with heroin, your name is going to be in the title.

Its science fact.

[anatine]

Im sorry but I dont make the rules.

[nextlevelshit]

Yea, I am the stupid one. To this day I still put narcotic abusers over tweekers.

A friend of mine once told me a lil story about crack...

the bitches come up.. they say... crack ? thats nigger shit..
then they try a bit....
next thing you know, those white girls show up asking if there is more..

sick world.. but it is all relative..

If I am the only junky you've ever known, then it just goes to show you TRULY are a poser.

If being a junky is soooooo rough and tumble and I put it behind me (I'll still chip).. then I suppose that makes me more of a man than yer poser ass will ever be.

You still geek out over some vegas jew who hooked you up with was undoubtedly shitty coke. (hey, shitty coke is still fun if that is your thing..)

realize tho, for what you put me down for, I moved on without alienating any friends or having any criminal record. Yet I'm the only one "stupid enough" to do as much? Maybe I'm just more legit and you're just a poser fuck.

And I am not *EVEN* getting into technical shit, where you try to put yourself out there as some uber-guru because you read reports on every 0+ day hack made known. Stupid nigger, leave me alone.

ok
ok
ok
you've trolled me into responding. Good job!

[SkyNigger]

If I was more humane, I'd have to smoke heroin.

I'm quite certain that's why it's Prohibited by Christian war lords.

It is a logical fail to ridicule the victims of Prohibition. Logic says they are more humane than sociopaths who cannot feel empathy for the suffering they create.

http://i.imgur.com/Q2lX6.png?1

[GAMBLE-BOT]

Honestly Hoser you should have taken a victory lap after that bed disassembly comment. I honestlky cannot recall Sonatine ever being owned like that.

Really though, that will be the pinnacle of this argument.

I'm still laughing, and somehow tolerating Tire's autoplay.

[gay sex]

i kinda want to start calling the old admiral here dr. richard timble

it just came to me but i love it

[gay sex]

also kinda feeling tim belushi

THE SPIRITS GOT AHOLD OF ME

[GAMBLE-BOT]

YES PLEASE CHANGE MY NAME TO DR. RICHARD TIMBLE WITH THE AVATAR


NOW OR I WILL COB OUT ON U

[Bobby Wong]

true story, one time me and three other people were in this little shitty room over top of a korean grocery and we had smoked up all the crack and were scrabbling around on the floor looking for crumbs we had dropped and smoking plaster chips and boogers. some monstrous big negro kicked down the door and started whaling on this poor kid isaac and the rest of us just all shifted over to the opposite side of the room and kept looking for crack in the carpet. it really pissed me off too because i knew damn well that negro had crack but he wouldnt sell us any because he felt like he had to make some kind of a point. and what the fuck is all that searching for lost crack about anyway, nobody in the history of the world has ever dropped any.

[rum dick]

Rofl no one ever drops crack

[gay sex]

ur super wrong ive heard stories from people on crack binges where they would literally search the carpet for hours thinking they dropped crack

TIGHT SHELTERED LIFE YOU LIVE BRUH

[rum dick]

Reminds me of whenever I'm out of my pain meds. Now I swear I left a couple in a jacket pocket or my golf bag. There were few once in my golf bag...like a year and a half ago...there never have been any since then but it doesn't hurt to check.

[gay sex]

HE DOESNT JUST DRIVE A GOLF CART FOR HIS OWN AMUSEMENT PEOPLE

[gay sex]

rofl KID NEEDS ALL THE HELP HE CAN GET

[rum dick]

It takes a village to get this dirt burglar out the door everyday

[nextlevelshit]

I'd suggest to anyone you vacuum before the crack bender.

True story I once spent like 20 minutes helping this girl http://www.prestonhubbard.com/50f57140.jpg
find her missing rock on the floor. I was stone sober. Poor thing had to find it so she could get to work.

[SkyNigger]

gonna need background story on the working girl

[SkyNigger]

true story, one time me and three other people were in this little shitty room over top of a korean grocery and we had smoked up all the crack and were scrabbling around on the floor looking for crumbs we had dropped and smoking plaster chips and boogers.

http://i.imgur.com/XaAbK.jpg

[nextlevelshit]

gonna need background story on the working girl


Yea she was a working girl. "Private dances" is what they called it. I never asked what that entailed.

I didn't read sonatines website link, but him sincerely asking me about people who are homeless like id know and then trying to play coy and say he has never trolled me. Gtfo
Such a phoney.

[anatine]

Literally what in gods name are you talking about.

Asking you about people who are homeless like youd know?

[anatine]

If I wanted to troll you id roll with something like:

If being a junky is soooooo rough and tumble and I put it behind me (I'll still chip).. then I suppose that makes me more of a man than yer poser ass will ever be.


http://i.imgur.com/LDy4w.gif

[nextlevelshit]

Literally what in gods name are you talking about.

Asking you about people who are homeless like youd know?

I assumed the website had pictures of people nodding off in public. (Am I wrong ?)

Junkies don't usually do that unless they are homeless. Why would I know what being homeless is like? It is like asking blank daniels what is it like being a bum because most bums are alcoholics and some jerkoff took pictures of bums and put it on a website. It is just stupid.

You claiming you weren't trolling me is just such bullshit. You can't be this dumb. You just can't.

[anatine]

well you know im a poser so

[nextlevelshit]

Actually if you want to know about how I feel bout heroin, this article stands out in my head as being the closest to what I feel is the truth.

http://reason.com/archives/2003/06/01/h

The time I spent time usng with was with a friend from HS who is now president of a software dev company and this guy www.prestonhubbard.com . His website is a bit goofy but he is a decent guy. I don't really tell stories though, but you can read his.

[VaughnP]

SeINf5tvMXo&=1

Best heroin song ever.

[VaughnP]

Does it bring back memories?

No but seriously, I never felt better as a guitar player than when learning this song years ago.

[Harley]

9IR5DykkpnE

[rum dick]

I'm sure your friend appreciated the shout out there hoser.

[rum dick]

Oh Jesus nevermind I just checked out his website. It's almost as awesomely bad as jewdonks puma of many colors

[rum dick]

6

:nofear

[VaughnP]

9IR5DykkpnE

It should be Skatz law that this is posted in reply to every Hoser post from here on out. Made it 56 seconds into the video until rofling.

[tire]

i made a lot of good posts yesterday

[anatine]

and you will make more tomorrow.

[tire]

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[Been]

tire is my favorite poster when he types and my least favorite when he youtubes

[nextlevelshit]

Oh Jesus nevermind I just checked out his website. It's almost as awesomely bad as jewdonks puma of many colors

Ahh yes it is about the colors. Hes had that same website for over 10 years, don't think he does much with it or cares.. it is just some vanity thing. He does have an interesting story though. There was a guy from Texas named Stevie Ray Vaughn.. My ex-dealer played bass on the last album SRV put out amongst other things. Don't think teh guy gives a shit about my "shout out", he lists Texas Dept of Corrections on his education section of facebook... but you guys know it all with your cleverness.. The braintrust of gaysex/rumdick/sonatine is one unstoppable force.

[anatine]

Thanks!

[tire]

the toddler triumvirate knows it all

[john self]

Ahh yes it is about the colors. Hes had that same website for over 10 years, don't think he does much with it or cares.. it is just some vanity thing. He does have an interesting story though. There was a guy from Texas named Stevie Ray Vaughn.. My ex-dealer played bass on the last album SRV put out amongst other things. Don't think teh guy gives a shit about my "shout out", he lists Texas Dept of Corrections on his education section of facebook... but you guys know it all with your cleverness.. The braintrust of gaysex/rumdick/sonatine is one unstoppable force.

Dang. If the helicopter draw had been better we could have escaped Tears in Heaven and years more of SRV playing the same riff he stole from Hendrix while puking coke blood all over himself.

I am also assuming SRV's last album was his Best which is what makes it interesting. Otherwise not so much.

[Tyde]

HOF

[gay sex]

33hOs5Dr7HU

[Tyde]

Ahh yes it is about the colors. Hes had that same website for over 10 years, don't think he does much with it or cares.. it is just some vanity thing. He does have an interesting story though. There was a guy from Texas named Stevie Ray Vaughn.. My ex-dealer played bass on the last album SRV put out amongst other things. Don't think teh guy gives a shit about my "shout out", he lists Texas Dept of Corrections on his education section of facebook... but you guys know it all with your cleverness.. The braintrust of gaysex/rumdick/sonatine is one unstoppable force.

tell us more about how you 'don't care' junkie monotone hick loser

oh wait you can't

you're banned

fuck off and eat a bowl of cocks you smack addict semi homeless string cheese dweeb

enjoy lurking faggot

[gay sex]

yall idiots need to stop obsessing about hoser and focus on no look jump shots in the credits

[gay sex]

ugh i just realized hes probably taking a free throw

[Steerpike]

i had totally forgotten that sonatine was a cokehead

[Bobby Wong]

sonatine likes to get wet

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/ZcZmPeE.png

[VaughnP]

nextlevelshit

Hoser is obviously higher in the rankings than blake.

[gay sex]

blake i apologize on behalf of all of us for this guy

[blake]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/7/24/13/anigif_enhanced-buzz-19488-1374686722-37.gif