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nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 10:57 AM
Nigga be hitting those machine buttons. Might win a lil scrilla. peck peck peck. No stoppin'

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 10:58 AM
Old chickenhands be typing in one liner rando response. peck peck peck.

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 10:59 AM
Odds old chickenhands is funny be larger than odds chickenhands walks away winner. peck peck peck.

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 11:01 AM
Chickenhand.. peck peck. gotta do something. peck peck peck. Only place in the world you have significance.

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 11:02 AM
Holy shit I'm not banned.

Either chickenhands has died.

Or he is asleep.

peck peck peck. I'm sure I'll be banned AGAIN for this thread.

If I'm not, only cuz circle jerkers think it'll tilt me more to not be banned.

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 11:04 AM
J D style. Eat it or delete it.

Steerpike
11-04-2012, 11:36 AM
who is chickenhands?

anatine
11-04-2012, 11:37 AM
Im at a complete loss but I LOVE this thread.

tire
11-04-2012, 11:39 AM
he could be referring to literally anyone on this board

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 11:53 AM
chikenhands is gay sex. one liner say nothing extraordinaire. Maybe you "get it". Either way it is just peck peck peck. Nothing worth reading, nothing worth writing. peck peck peck.

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 11:54 AM
a chickenhead cant help herself.. peck peck cluck cluck.. head bobs up and down.. chickenhand.. cant help himself.. fingers peck peck.. up and down.

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 11:57 AM
Chickenhand is banned by that crazy fuck scooter and everyone flips out.. but chickenhands peck bans me.. and whoever else.. no one cares..

ok, fair enough. I know I'm not liked. Never tried to be liked on the internet.

Just realize the hypocrisy of chickenhand and his supporters.. whatever.. i'll go back to not posting here soon, only came out of retirement because sonatine a called.

anatine
11-04-2012, 11:58 AM
literally still have no idea who chickenhands is.

anatine
11-04-2012, 11:58 AM
also youve clearly relapsed.

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 11:58 AM
chikenhands is gay sex. one liner say nothing extraordinaire. Maybe you "get it". Either way it is just peck peck peck. Nothing worth reading, nothing worth writing. peck peck peck.

""get it"" for fOR fake quote. if only i was in IST people could tell me how to fake quote in a creative manner.

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 12:00 PM
also youve clearly relapsed.

like i said you are a huge poser. If you think I'm on narcotics then your life experience is pretty lacking...

:haveabump

(in case you haven't figured it out i'm on a booze bender and bored)

tire
11-04-2012, 12:03 PM
i do get it now and if youre on heroin i suggest continuing

DankBlaniels
11-04-2012, 12:29 PM
these are undoubtably hosers greatest ever posts

DankBlaniels
11-04-2012, 12:29 PM
i am glad i was here to witness them

DankBlaniels
11-04-2012, 12:31 PM
http://static.regretsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/pecking_chicken.jpg

anatine
11-04-2012, 12:31 PM
i feel like ive found a calling here somehow.

DankBlaniels
11-04-2012, 12:33 PM
its about time skatz had more content about chickens and i am glad hoser is the man to bring this to our attention

DankBlaniels
11-04-2012, 12:33 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/21615240.jpg

DankBlaniels
11-04-2012, 12:36 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JEneBA8sy30/TaEpW6QKUUI/AAAAAAAABrE/dJ53EgFj3As/s1600/CluckyMcCluck.png

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 12:39 PM
naw for realz usc told me what chickenhead was.. i just emulate.. real world has chickenheads.... internet world ahs chickenhands.. aka gay sex

gay sex
11-04-2012, 12:40 PM
HANDS SO CHICKENY

DankBlaniels
11-04-2012, 12:40 PM
GAYSEX IS LITERALLY A CHICKEN

DankBlaniels
11-04-2012, 12:41 PM
WAKE UP PEOPLE

DankBlaniels
11-04-2012, 12:42 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LutwGY_cQNw/TrAAFzE_wWI/AAAAAAAAA4s/PMU3PMhHxlU/s1600/gary.jpg

gay sex
11-04-2012, 12:42 PM
kids so mad that fried chicken will always be superior to fried catfish

ITS OKAY BRIAN

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 12:43 PM
most chickenhands just peck on the internet.. gay sex is a double double with his slot machine play.. thats why it is a real name

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 12:45 PM
kids so mad that fried chicken will always be superior to fried catfish

ITS OKAY BRIAN

I can't deny it that, but at least in your attempt to tilt me by first name you used an I and not a Y. Good job shit for brains II.

gay sex
11-04-2012, 12:46 PM
brian its like 5 am where you live put down the vodka its gonna be okay

gay sex
11-04-2012, 12:46 PM
rofl go shake ur fist at the moon if you really wanna put a bow on this

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 12:48 PM
peck peck peck.. maybe i can ban someone.. peck peck.. another 1 line post that might be funny... peck peck maybe I'll hit the jackpot for $200...

which one am i more likely to win ?

peck peck...

gay sex
11-04-2012, 12:48 PM
rofl

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 12:48 PM
brian its like 5 am where you live put down the vodka its gonna be okay

it is once in a blue moon. Funny thing is i have slept very little past 48 hours... weird how it works..

peck peck

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 12:49 PM
In all fairness at least you aren't been staring.

gay sex
11-04-2012, 12:50 PM
no brian its a correlation to the disaster that u are right now, but since youve lost any sense of shame or dignity, were gonna play this out

gay sex
11-04-2012, 12:51 PM
the peck peck thing does play though i have no idea why but i like it

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 12:52 PM
no brian its a correlation to the disaster that u are right now, but since youve lost any sense of shame or dignity, were gonna play this out

lol @ one liner pecker gary talking about no sense of shame.

HOF

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 12:53 PM
ONE LINER DOUBLE ENTENDRE LOLz

gay sex
11-04-2012, 12:54 PM
have you tuckered yourself out now big guy

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 12:55 PM
just ban me like the bitch you are gary

gay sex
11-04-2012, 12:55 PM
its time to lay that greasy hair down on ur pillow that hasnt been washed in 3 weeks okay big guy, dream of brunches when people still invited you places so take the clock back to 2004

gay sex
11-04-2012, 12:56 PM
hoser stop acting like a petulant little child ur like 38 years old

gay sex
11-04-2012, 12:56 PM
now shhhhh shhhhhhhhh my little guy lay that head down to rest and let the popov seep from ur pores while u dream the dreams of the catfished

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 12:59 PM
its time to lay that greasy hair down on ur pillow that hasnt been washed in 3 weeks okay big guy, dream of brunches when people still invited you places so take the clock back to 2004

Dream of the time when your life didn't revolve around being banned and being able to ban people on some goofball internet forum :). You even had Rum Dick screaming hollow threats.... such a pathetic circlejerk situation,. I don't roll with people who threaten shit they don't do.

seriously, ban me AGAIN. nut up "gare" :)

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 01:02 PM
seriously please ban me. then sonatine can bring me up in thread titles randomly and I can't do shit.. and I'll tilt..and you guys can give each other handies 24/7 once again in peace

gay sex
11-04-2012, 01:02 PM
brian this sad cry for attention is worrisome is everything okay at the trailer park

gay sex
11-04-2012, 01:03 PM
i mean ur eventually gonna get banned in like 3 days cuz ur boring and horrible but this little outburst is concerning us all

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 01:05 PM
brian this sad cry for attention is worrisome is everything okay at the trailer park

this is what you got ? a slot machine addict (2nd lowest form of gambling over lottery) .. trying some class bullshit over me ? lol. Difference between you and me is I don't make up shit, gary.

peck peck peck.. 3 cherrys.. god damn even for the month!!!!!

gay sex
11-04-2012, 01:07 PM
is everything okay though seriously

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 01:07 PM
Gary what is the biggest rush you've had on a slot machine.. use those IST skills to put us in the moment.


seriously

please

i would love it cuz i dont get it

gay sex
11-04-2012, 01:09 PM
probably playing let it ride blackjack and turning 10 dollar max bet into 640 by winning however many hands in a row that is

gay sex
11-04-2012, 01:10 PM
brian did your mom die wheres this sad nerd anger coming from

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 01:17 PM
brian did your mom die wheres this sad nerd anger coming from

Mother dying? thats kinda a pathetic low blow. Do I detect genuine hostility ? (Just ban me bitch, like you've done numerous times before)

Maybe I am deluded but I think you're taking this thread worse than me.

People say you're an alcoholic emotional wreck.... whats the truth on this observation ?

btw mom is alive and doing fine ! thanks !

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dad too

gay sex
11-04-2012, 01:19 PM
how is it a low blow if your moms still alive i was genuinely concerned for ur mental well being cuz ur awake at 5 am guzzling vodka getting mad at an internet forum and being boring while doing it

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 01:19 PM
So how many times you run video bj through the double or nothing or option?

gay sex
11-04-2012, 01:20 PM
huh

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 01:20 PM
how is it a low blow if your moms still alive i was genuinely concerned for ur mental well being cuz ur awake at 5 am guzzling vodka getting mad at an internet forum and being boring while doing it

bro, on all the forums i've ever been on, i've never banned anyone.


check yourself.

gay sex
11-04-2012, 01:22 PM
what does that have to do with this pathetic meltdown

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 01:23 PM
Gare... see the difference between my "nerd anger" and your "nerd pathetic" is I green rep your shriveled up old boozing addled ass..

..... but you red rep me....

why ?

lolz.. i think im supposed to be annoyed

gay sex
11-04-2012, 01:24 PM
I GREEN REPPED YOU YOU RED REPPED ME

its time for bed hoser

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 01:25 PM
what does that have to do with this pathetic meltdown

look shit for brains. apparently you deleted IST upsetting people. Then you are banned for being a tool. Douchebags rally behind you and your forum addicted ass it allowed back in some huge goofy forum drama.......... then after all this, you ban me over the most trivial manner...

do it again..

yea yea, meltdown..

is that how you see people who interact with you ?

"meltdowns" ?

lolz chickenhand

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 01:27 PM
I GREEN REPPED YOU YOU RED REPPED ME

its time for bed hoser

i see now why old shit for brains sticks up for old shit for brains.

gay sex
11-04-2012, 01:27 PM
you got that greasy ear to the ground dont you hoser

gay sex
11-04-2012, 01:28 PM
whats on the agenda for you today, ur gonna pass out, wake up at what noonish?

then what do you have on ur slate

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 01:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUrN_86q0dA

not sure, might play in a poker game with people far more successful than you... if not i'll try to force myself to do work.. have to tweak some form submission code in php

whats on your slate ?

gay sex
11-04-2012, 01:32 PM
a poker game in ur mental state lets not be unrealistic brian

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 01:35 PM
a poker game in ur mental state lets not be unrealistic brian

id play your ass any day any situation, old shit for brains.

gay sex
11-04-2012, 01:37 PM
rofl

gay sex
11-04-2012, 01:38 PM
you realize ur much older than me and have zero to show for ur life right

DankBlaniels
11-04-2012, 01:39 PM
sounds like a challenge lets set up a heads up grudge match in the toddlerdome

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 01:40 PM
you realize ur much older than me and have zero to show for ur life right

and what do you know about me ?

Now this is some dick length contest.

rofl.

gay sex
11-04-2012, 01:40 PM
ill play him at backgammon if he wants

gay sex
11-04-2012, 01:41 PM
that u failed to graduate college ur trying to program apps or something and desperately looking for meaning in ur life and now ur on skatz wanting attention from people who think ur a joke

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 01:42 PM
ill play him at backgammon if he wants

backgammon is a fun game but if you think you are good im sure you are better than me. backgammon is total nerd shit... there is nothing equivalent to bluffing.. thats what seperates poker from a lot of games.

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 01:43 PM
anyway, time to go to bed i think.. have fun chickenhand,.. too bad you are too big of a pussy to ban me ONCE AGAIN...

gay sex
11-04-2012, 01:43 PM
that about sums it up right

gay sex
11-04-2012, 01:45 PM
good decision hoser hopefully ull wake up like jewdonk does after these and have a moment of clarity

blake
11-04-2012, 01:53 PM
can we change gare's avatar?

http://www.filemagazine.com/thecollection/archives/images/ChickenFeet2.jpg

gay sex
11-04-2012, 01:54 PM
8 days

blake
11-04-2012, 02:10 PM
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/344/9/d/simple_pecking_chicken_animation_by_airisuiris-d4ionih.gif

anatine
11-04-2012, 04:09 PM
ol' peckinpaw got hosed down something fierce in this thread.

gay sex
11-04-2012, 04:19 PM
lets ratchet down the vitriol here you OOOOOBVIOUS coke addict

Been
11-04-2012, 04:55 PM
http://www.superiorcasino.com/images/hd/Chicken_Little_New_Three_Reel_Slot.jpg

Been
11-04-2012, 05:16 PM
i'm going to pray for hoser. this was no way to usher in the lord's day

gay sex
11-04-2012, 05:35 PM
hes staggering out of his cot right now searching for water

Michael
11-04-2012, 06:50 PM
Gary cut his nostril trying to pick his nose with that ol' chikcnehand.

gay sex
11-04-2012, 07:02 PM
how dare you

DankBlaniels
11-04-2012, 07:39 PM
hoser is out of control poor chickenhand didnt stand a chance

DankBlaniels
11-04-2012, 07:39 PM
if only there was a man out there with the guts to but hoser in his place with some good old fasioned ms work lockdown

DankBlaniels
11-04-2012, 07:40 PM
http://i.imgur.com/PeMiL.jpg

gay sex
11-04-2012, 07:42 PM
the king is unbanned

gay sex
11-04-2012, 07:43 PM
rofl

SACRAMENTO WILDCARDSSSS IN THE HIZZZZZZZZZZZAYYYYY

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 09:25 PM
lol, I thought someone once told me gare was an old guy who worked at a gas station and played slots there too... that is what I thought.

There is a little for brains in all of us i guess.

and gary dear, I did graduate from both HS and college.

nextlevelshit
11-04-2012, 09:27 PM
Honestly thought gare had more in common with the king than me, now it is a tossup.

Hillbilly Jim
11-04-2012, 09:39 PM
he doesnt work at one but he keeps multiple places in business with his 2 liter and video black jack addictions

SkyNigger
11-04-2012, 10:04 PM
i mean ur eventually gonna get banned in like 3 days cuz ur boring and horrible but this little outburst is concerning us all

Inside the mind of gay sex.

http://i.imgur.com/fVTHZ.gif

Hillbilly Jim
11-16-2012, 06:09 PM
1st ballot hof imo

boomroasted, bro
11-16-2012, 07:03 PM
This thread went from GOAT to WOAT as soon as ole chickenhands started pecking away at it.

Bobby Wong
11-16-2012, 07:22 PM
kids got the talons of an avian rachmaninoff but a beak like barbra streisand

Steerpike
11-24-2012, 09:05 PM
PECK PECK PECK

DankBlaniels
11-24-2012, 09:07 PM
http://www.cindytoda.com/dustyboots/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/chicken-hands1.bmp

Steerpike
11-24-2012, 09:07 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a57/mathie97/sheiksanchez.jpg

DankBlaniels
11-24-2012, 09:13 PM
http://defectivephobias.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/chicken-hands.jpg