i propose a ban on magic mike

[gay sex]

tatum has too much swag is too good at dancing and literally could steal anyones girlfriend or wife blake while this would be a blessed relief for you the rest of us cant take this risk

TATUM UR ON NOTICE

[DankBlaniels]

gare you just got hosed bro

[VaughnP]

What kind of fag has actually watched that flick?

[VaughnP]

ASKING THE TOUGH QUESTIONS

[Hillbilly Jim]

more like a rhetorical question when asked to gary

[VaughnP]

Maybe he should be put on notice?

[gay sex]

lol at u fags not apprecein hard on a little bump and grind directed by the goat

oh and tatums super charismatic

[VaughnP]

oh and tatums super charismatic

I literally can't read this line without hearing it in one of those overtly gay lisps in my mind.

[gay sex]

vaughn yearning for things yall

[VaughnP]

brah, don't try and flip this one. Your posts in this thread literally read as if they're from one of the 16-26 year old chicks on my Facebook. Get serious.

[gay sex]

vaughn like the repressed gay dad in american beauty yearning for lisps

[VaughnP]

It's ok, we all know who your real Magic Mike is:

https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/2495315615/irsdnfqc9mzo9so0qi1a.jpeg

[VaughnP]

Honestly, that cat picture of him would have been worlds better in that spot, it's just that I don't have those types bombs on hotlink lockdown.

[gay sex]

rofl also too soon

[Been]

that pic has "dad, take a picture of me for the internet" all over it

[SkyNigger]

Trying a little too hard to be casual but it's not the worst pic in the world, also his dad probably had somewhere else he had to get to.

Anywhere really. Men with dogs all over the country wanting to see him about them.

[tire]

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[rum dick]

The name Mike is ruined for me ever since I read about apes teenage years spent raping stuffed animals that had microwaved bologna vaginas.

[boomroasted, bro]

tatum has too much swag is too good at dancing and literally could steal anyones girlfriend or wife blake while this would be a blessed relief for you the rest of us cant take this risk

TATUM UR ON NOTICE


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P8HW4oLvBao/TF1Z7My9Z8I/AAAAAAAAA7E/5FLTGVzyTHE/s1600/CIMG8933.JPG

[Michael]

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jan2012/9/1/image-20-jim-carrey-50th-birthday-25879431.jpg

[rum dick]

Skynigger said "Whilst I can't condone raping stuffed animals, his overlooked point was rather in your manipulative creeps' faces imo."

His point was what? That bologna gets lubricated when microwaved for twenty seconds? That he doesn't care or feel ashamed by sharing the nasty bits of his younger years? Lol at your manipulative bit again. You're a broken record with that nonsense. But credit where credit is due, youve been on fire with some hof trolling brother. Bravo.

[SkyNigger]

That he doesn't care to be a victim of Toddler manipulation any longer.

Toddlers hate it when that happens. Their power to manipulate with their sneering and smirking and snivelling is gone.

You see? ROFL you know exactly what I'm talking about.

[DankBlaniels]

scooter you should do a skatz top toddler leaderboard so we can see who is the biggest toddler in town

[DankBlaniels]

3 days for whoever is top of the table at the end of the year

[DankBlaniels]

also everyone needs to be unbanned so its a fair competition

[DankBlaniels]

http://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk/images/localpeople/ugc-images/275786/Article/images/16609078/4003781.png

[DankBlaniels]

or maybe it should be a bracket style elimination tournament where the last toddler standing takes the prize, if only there was a website we could use for this ?

[rum dick]

Rofl you're onto something blackD

[rum dick]

That he doesn't care to be a victim of Toddler manipulation any longer.

Toddlers hate it when that happens. Their power to manipulate with their sneering and smirking and snivelling is gone.

You see? ROFL you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Again you're stating the obvious. But you're also missing the point of apes posting. He wants the attention. He craves the attention. And he will literally jump through hoops or say outlandish things get the attention. He ain't being manipulated brother. Hes doing it by choice and because he wants to.

[DankBlaniels]

whatcha gonna do brother ?

[Hillbilly Jim]

ill get the wooden baby spoon since im the least toddlerific one of the bunch

[SkyNigger]

Again you're stating the obvious. But you're also missing the point of apes posting. He wants the attention. He craves the attention. And he will literally jump through hoops or say outlandish things get the attention. He ain't being manipulated brother. Hes doing it by choice and because he wants to.

No.

What I state has nothing to do with what you perceive. That is unfortunate for you AND unfortunate for me. The sooner you can realise and Understand what that means, the better it will be for you AND the better it will be for me.

nb. and by "me", of course I mean "Humanity"

Mike posts because he craves attention, correct. You're the one who states the obvious. You're the one missing the developmental process that is occurring. Prior to telling Truth, he was doing the identical thing with Lies because he cared greatly about public opinion. Now he cares nothing for public opinion, so he tells the Truth. You all ridicule him because you're all manipulative collectivist imbeciles who crave power to control others with your words.

I do not think Ape will progress to Sanity but then what I think is merely an educated guess. He is more sane now than when he was debasing himself with Lies doing exactly what he's trying to do now, with Truth. He still wants attention because his sense of Self remains corrupted. But he is healing.

I just don't imagine he'll ever be healed. That has nothing to do with the fact that he is - obviously - healing. He is no longer shamed about revealing Truth. The day he understands that it is important to care about how you are perceived for your Self, will be the day his actions are no longer shame-filled and obsessive cries for attention. I wouldn't hold my breath, though; but then I couldn't care less what he does so long as he doesn't scream his Needy at me.

[Harley]

Imagine forcing Jonny to play pictinary.

[rum dick]

Scooter - if he didn't care about public opinion he (a) wouldn't be posting outlandish stories guaranteed to garner attention and (b) he most certainly would not be responding to those who mock his stories. He obviously cares about public opinion, at a minimum, in that he wants to be a message board bringer of the "hits", ie relevant in the world of irrelevant poker board spin off sites. So your premise that he doesn't care just because he says so is extremely flawed. Also your constant need to lump individuals into your assumptions re entire groups of people is lazy thinking on your part and muddles the valid points that you do make.

[rum dick]

Look the kid has reached the point where he keeps upping the ante by posting more and more extreme content so as to maintain his primacy (pun intended) in the world of degenerate poker site spinoffs. He has a need to be at the forefront of the public's consciousness (a charitable way of saying that the idiots who post on most of these sites continue to read his posts). Why is he doing it? For cathartic purposes? No. Hes doing it because he wants people to pay attention to him and talk about him and then give him an opportunity to respond to what they say. Again.....if he didn't care about the public's opinion he would not be posting about himself at all and theres no way would he take the time to reply to what people post in response to his stories. Seriously scooter the kid replies to every post made about him (except for the posts made by the two or three people he has ignore) and he wouldnt if he didnt care about peoples opinion (why bother replying to someone who means nothing to you...) so your belief that he has learned a lesson is misplaced. But it is good to see that you do hope for his growth and improvement and are even willing to sorta continue to keep track of his "progress". I'm sure that your opinion means a lot to him and your kind words will warm his heart.

[anatine]

Why is he doing it? For cathartic purposes? No. Hes doing it because he wants people to pay attention to him and talk about him and then give him an opportunity to respond to what they say.


Ah. Actually no. He does it because the more people who believe in the version of himself he projects, the further along he becomes in convincing himself that said version is his reality as God see's it.

Its a form of mollestation in the name of self hypnosis.

Instead of going out and getting a job, I'll convince 100 strangers Im about to be a Navy Seal, and if I succeed, I will see myself through there eyes as a Navy Seal.

yes yes?

Ok then.

[anatine]

The reason its so important to get him to North Dakota is because, by depriving him of his audience, the mechanical dynamics of his pathos cannot be engaged.

[rum dick]

Example of your unfortunate application of your group assumptions to individuals - as far as ape goes, personally, I wish he'd get his shit together and get a life going and stop posting altogether. That's been my consistent opinion. If ive manipulated him any way it's been unsuccessful attempts at encouraging him to accomplish the aforementioned three goals. As for the bizarre and obnoxious behavior that hes exhibited on these boards, that ain't the result of manipulation (much less a collective desire to manipulate), that's just ape being ape at this, hopefully, temporary stage in his life. And you cant grape the willing.

[rum dick]

Well tine you're taking it to a level that my optimism in humanity wasn't willing to go to. Which probably means you're right...again. I swear to god I always think most of the more absurd behavior exhibited by the more troubled posters on these sites is just an act. Wishful thinking.

[rum dick]

Actually tine you're not probably right, you're definitely right. Guess what makes it difficult to digest is the choice of the self-delusion. Why not go with something cool like a fireman or professional slots player instead of a 30 year old E-1 or a ditch digger... if you're gonna trick yourself into thinking you are something or becoming something at least pick something epic (you only have one life to delude yourself about....don't waste it).

[rum dick]

SkyNigger: Getting "craving attention" and "caring about public opinion" confused.

Nope. And it doesnt matter if i did get them confused because the distinction is practically irrelevant. If you break em both down, they are essentially the same...reliance on the masses to determine self worth. They are also both poppycock.

[gay sex]

calm down nerd

[gay sex]

olivia munns breasts are all you imagined eMU7s6cwxEM

[gay sex]

EITHER ONE kid swagged out of his god damned mind

[SkyNigger]

SkyNigger: Getting "craving attention" and "caring about public opinion" confused.

Nope. And it doesnt matter if i did get them confused because the distinction is practically irrelevant. If you break em both down, they are essentially the same...reliance on the masses to determine self worth. They are also both poppycock.

The distinction is not irrelevant. Whilst they are both reliant on others on account of a corrupted sense of Self, and whilst they are both poppycock (if you rely on others for an appraisal of your value they will reduce you if you have value and inflate you if you do not); the distinction is not irrelevant.

It's the difference between Truth and Lies.

Oh. I see now why you imagine the distinction to be irrelevant.

[rum dick]

Go on....

[gay sex]

lol at old pedotine here blowing the spelling on molestation, were gonna need you to get real with ur life here son

[gay sex]

TWO L's SON WERE NOT SCRAPING MOLLUSKS FROM UR MOST RECENT CORPSE OKAY JACE

[gay sex]

AND HES NOW BEEN DECLARED THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE THIS TATUM THING IS GONNA SNOWBALL ON US AND BECOME AND UNSTOPPABLE JUGGERNAUT I WAS WAY OUT IN FRONT OF THIS BUT UVE ALL BEEN WARNED

I PREDICT HE STARTS CLONING HIMSELF IN THE NEXT 3 MONTHS

[gay sex]

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GOOD LUCK IDIOTS HES COMING FOR US ALL

[Hillbilly Jim]

i cant believe people is showing their dongs, i thought it was a family magazine

[Hillbilly Jim]

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GOOD LUCK IDIOTS HES COMING FOR US ALL

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