Why insane scooter is worth more than your saneself.

[nextlevelshit]

I will get back to the subject at some point in the near future but for now I would like to throw the title out there.


btw You guys have created a real fucking ghosttown.

[anatine]

in all fairness gary and i moved the 9am threads to IST mostly and things just kinda snowballed from there.

[anatine]

Also,
http://i.imgur.com/5MIL3.jpg

[gay sex]

baby girl tine we owe it to each other and to learn about different krug and dom vintages in 2013


its what we owe

[gay sex]

baby girl tine we owe it to each other and to learn about different krug and dom vintages in 2013


its what we owe

[gay sex]

gettin MOBILE DOUBLED our other thing is gragnano lightly effervescent red wine

dont make me get 18 dollar beard clipper and threaten a nig

[gay sex]

im not a monster here i gave fair warning

[rum dick]

baby girl tine we owe it to each other and to learn about different krug and dom vintages in 2013


its what we owe

save yourselves the $150 label fee and get some Moet & Chandon "white star" instead. I'm not talking a Don Julio to hornitos downgrade. white star is delish.

[Bobby Wong]

or just do what I did and quit drinking altogether and save 8-10 k per year plus a lot of headaches and legal hassle

[gay sex]

never forgiving you for going sober how do you eat good steaks with an ice old dr pepper for its depth of flavor, how do you rationalize that

[rum dick]

I will get back to the subject at some point in the near future but for now I would like to throw the title out there.


btw You guys have created a real fucking ghosttown.

when was skatz ever a thriving internet metropolis? how has it been ghosted? admittedly it would be nice if gare hadn't chased off timble, cob, Blake, and tapper. but hey, he got us you, ape, Willie, and chaps in exchange (and one step for fleeting few minutes)..... tine got rid of behemoth because of behemoth being a racist who posted about popeyes chicken way too much (though big b somehow blames me....but whatever). the rest of the defections and/or MISs weren't our fault. jive was murdered by some Russian Mafioso for knocking up the boss man's daughter and refusing to make an honest woman out of her. steerpike finally got his teeth fixed and was able to go out in public for the first time in a decade so now he has something to do other than calling all of us faggots (good for him I say). and usc is too busy pissing on the third rail and sticking his dick in the mash potatoes to post, and who can blame him. also jewdonk got eaten by a bear which is only slightly our fault. oh yeah, and Harley has his hands full running his opium / white slavery ring so you know how that goes.

but please do go on about ghosttowning ourselves.

[rum dick]

or just do what I did and quit drinking altogether and save 8-10 k per year plus a lot of headaches and legal hassle

gonna need a "hi my name is Bob" social group for you to share your infamous alcohol related exploits.

[gay sex]

uh oh weve got a battle royale non faggots vs the scuter hoser 408mike triumverate, its reaaaaal headdy competition

[rum dick]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 3 (3 members and 0 guests)
Rum Dick, nextlevelshit, blake

the catfish is all yours Blake. no quarter given son.

[nextlevelshit]

in all fairness gary and i moved the 9am threads to IST mostly and things just kinda snowballed from there.

Prime example of horribleness with IST inside joke yankery. Very reminescent of nwps VIP but we won't go there ...

[gay sex]

TO THE TODDLER FORUM U GO

[gay sex]

chang i have no idea how to do it he gets days though

[nextlevelshit]

when was skatz ever a thriving internet metropolis? how has it been ghosted? admittedly it would be nice if gare hadn't chased off timble, cob, Blake, and tapper. but hey, he got us you, ape, Willie, and chaps in exchange (and one step for fleeting few minutes)..... tine got rid of behemoth because of behemoth being a racist who posted about popeyes chicken way too much (though big b somehow blames me....but whatever). the rest of the defections and/or MISs weren't our fault. jive was murdered by some Russian Mafioso for knocking up the boss man's daughter and refusing to make an honest woman out of her. steerpike finally got his teeth fixed and was able to go out in public for the first time in a decade so now he has something to do other than calling all of us faggots (good for him I say). and usc is too busy pissing on the third rail and sticking his dick in the mash potatoes to post, and who can blame him. also jewdonk got eaten by a bear which is only slightly our fault. oh yeah, and Harley has his hands full running his opium / white slavery ring so you know how that goes.

but please do go on about ghosttowning ourselves.

Oooh snap. Someone is defensive. Like whatever man A+ for effort.

Btw I've met steerpike in oklahoma. Isn't that where you are from ?

Also I've been here from early on and so has chaps.

[gay sex]

HEEEEEEEEEEEES GOT WHISKERRRRRRRRRRS OF THE BLUESSSSSSSSESSSSSSSSSSSTY SKYSSSSSSSS REMINDS OF HERRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIONS MEEEEEEMORIES

[rum dick]

actually someone is being a tard and confusing defensive with Don Julio fueled satire. on a side note, the new kindle's keyboard is infinitely easier to peck on than the old kindle fire. and Blake quit channeling your wife's stereotypical laziness and get to work on catfish.

[nextlevelshit]

TO THE TODDLER FORUM U GO

No clue if you are joking or not but just another example of horribleness. We get a thread going before even addressing the subject matter and you guys wanna fuck with my account. I hope you guys get all hifive yourselves when you do that type of stuff. Yea I'm asking for it.

Ill just drop this gem. Scooter isn't the one chasing off people with horribleness. Bob is actually an example of a great poster these days. Learn from him.

[gay sex]

milagro isnt good uve lost all ur tequila cred

[rum dick]

how can you have been posting on skatz since early on and only have 36 rep?

[nextlevelshit]

actually someone is being a tard and confusing defensive with Don Julio fueled satire. on a side note, the new kindle's keyboard is infinitely easier to peck on than the old kindle fire. and Blake quit channeling your wife's stereotypical laziness and get to work on catfish.



Who the fuck is blake ? Some ist inside joke?

[rum dick]

everything is good when you're drunk hanging with great friends, your wife is 60 miles away, and you've been popping norcos like lifesavers. plus the bottle was cool looking.

[nextlevelshit]

how can you have been posting on skatz since early on and only have 36 rep?

Maybe because I don't even care enough to know how rep works ? :( I hope your toddler ass can understand what that implies.

[gay sex]

him not being resigned to donkdown is a failure by all of us

[nextlevelshit]

everything is good when you're drunk hanging with great friends, your wife is 60 miles away, and you've been popping norcos like lifesavers. plus the bottle was cool looking.

Norcos have tylenol which is uhh like horrible to drink with.

[rum dick]

sipping on some chilled cazadores at the moment. that should permanently kill the tequila snob label.

[rum dick]

Maybe because I don't even care enough to know how rep works ? :( I hope your toddler ass can understand what that implies.

alright what are you on? or whom did you give your password to?

[gay sex]

dores is like 2x the price of milagro

[gay sex]

also dont ever buy this tequila http://twitter.com/realneverstop/status/285630786630189056/photo/1

[gay sex]

like if you wanna talk bottles, its still bad

[rum dick]

are you fucking kidding me? my buddy was bragging about the milargo and he has a legit in house bar. figured because he had it and you mentioned it then it musta been decent. guess I was drunker than I thought when the milargo shots started.

[gay sex]

milagro is like 15 at cvs and like 40 at ghetto liqour stores

[rum dick]

catfish - the adults have hijacked your thread and are discussing grown up matters so we are gonna need to move it along.

[nextlevelshit]

Jfc. What is this shit. I could piss in a bottle, stir in some plastic bottled jug tequila and you 2 would relish it if sold to you right. Gtfo with this crap.

[Willie McAboutThatLife]

when was skatz ever a thriving internet metropolis? how has it been ghosted? admittedly it would be nice if gare hadn't chased off timble, cob, Blake, and tapper. but hey, he got us you, ape, Willie, and chaps in exchange (and one step for fleeting few minutes)..... tine got rid of behemoth because of behemoth being a racist who posted about popeyes chicken way too much (though big b somehow blames me....but whatever). the rest of the defections and/or MISs weren't our fault. jive was murdered by some Russian Mafioso for knocking up the boss man's daughter and refusing to make an honest woman out of her. steerpike finally got his teeth fixed and was able to go out in public for the first time in a decade so now he has something to do other than calling all of us faggots (good for him I say). and usc is too busy pissing on the third rail and sticking his dick in the mash potatoes to post, and who can blame him. also jewdonk got eaten by a bear which is only slightly our fault. oh yeah, and Harley has his hands full running his opium / white slavery ring so you know how that goes.

but please do go on about ghosttowning ourselves.

i'm just dropping by for a (ahem) cameo - <2 chainz voice>

[Willie McAboutThatLife]

that was actually a jewdonk voice

i'm not sure why i just lied there

[Bobby Wong]

i used to loaf at this bar that was a front for the mafia, one night fonzi got a bunch of bottles of cabo wabo and decided it was nickel tequila night, i broke up with my ladyfriend that night, she was a cunt anyway

[Bobby Wong]

i think i probably kept repeating the story of when i saw sammy hagar perform an encore with the dead and they had all kind of wind machines blowing his hair back and it was fucking ridiculous

[gay sex]

dont drop loaf all nonchalent on us kid and theres no way u havent had weird moonshine in the back of some goons truck

[VaughnP]

I pounded an entire bottle of Don Julio with a friend in about a 30 minute span. I had around 3 quarters of it. This wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't binged about 20 beers in the 6 hours leading up to the event horizon. Worst mistake I've ever made. My friends to this day still joke about me actually being Satan incarnate due to my demonic rampage.

[VaughnP]

I'm pretty sure it was Don Julio anyway.

[VaughnP]

Literally could have just been Cuervo. It's a blur.

[rum dick]

I pounded an entire bottle of Don Julio with a friend in about a 30 minute span. I had around 3 quarters of it. This wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't binged about 20 beers in the 6 hours leading up to the event horizon. Worst mistake I've ever made. My friends to this day still joke about me actually being Satan incarnate due to my demonic rampage.

gonna need details about said rampage

[VaughnP]

I posted about this on NWP 5 or 6 years ago, back when I was partying with high school sluts on the reg.

[rum dick]

copy and paste here. or did that thread die with nwp

[VaughnP]

It's honestly not as interesting as it sounds. I just got into a two hour long deathmatch with my two best friends over me trying to drive home in that state.

I remember maybe 1% of the episode. The best part was waking up with a hundred ant bites on my legs. Apparently I was lying in a ditch for a good, literal 30 minutes of it all cursing at one of them as I was getting attacked by fire ants. They said they later helped me inside as I snapped out of it, an hour or two later, somewhat and that I face planted on a coffee table on the way. Within five minutes of being in a bedroom, I was found casually pissing in a corner with my dick in one hand a nine iron from a set of clubs I'd discovered in a closet in the other. The friend said he opened the door after he'd heard a commotion, I sort of turned towards him as he entered the room, looked over my shoulder at him, and that as soon as he made eye contact, he shut the door in fear. He heard me laugh and I guess, continue pissing. He said he was pretty sure I was practicing my golf game on random items in the room, because he had stood outside the door and heard me setting things up and swinging at them. The room was completely wrecked with things broken all to hell the next day.

The original post on NWP only goes into detail about the battle that ensued outdoors, mainly before the ditch part. I am never violent when drunk, and according to the most sober witness, was only defending myself as I tried to accomplish my objective of going home. I just have an unbelievable will about getting what I want and apparently the alcohol exacerbated that, as I literally made hundreds of attempts to get to my vehicle, wrestling the guys off each time as they tried to stop me. Eventually I became so incapacitated that I couldn't really walk at all, (I guess as my B.A.C. rose) and just resorted to hollering demonic gibberish at the guys and some sort of strange shit sorcery shit, who knows? I have no knowledge of some of the things they were describing to me that I said, and have never heard of any of it, so that was a little concerning. I have flash memories of being in that ditch, thinking my body was dreaming as I could see the sky, my mind detached from my body, telling myself I needed to snap out of it, which is even weirder. I had incredible tolerance to alcohol back then, and for some reason, can't puke when I've had too much, still can't, so I'm always in for the ride. I'd love to see what my B.A.C. was as I was in that ditch, bet it would be enough to kill most people. The two friends of mine ended up getting into a fist fight over their handling of the situation, some other 15 year old innocent bystander tried to get involved and was tossed liked a ragdoll etc. by the aggressor friend (who even as a teen would still be considered jacked, star athlete etc.) of mine as he told him to stay the fuck out of it.

We laughed about it the next day, and since then, I avoid tequila.

[VaughnP]

That night was by far and away the furthest I have ever been from sanity, even compared to experimenting with psychedelics.

The strangest part of this tale is that this was, and it wouldn't even have significance until realizing this a few years later, the end of a night in which I had first met the only girl I've ever actually fallen for - you all know, the one that makes you realize the difference between teenage infatuation and actual love as you become an adult. She was even more shy and introverted back then, especially since she was a few years younger than myself and that she was with my cousin, her best friend at the time, at a party us guys had thrown. She never really said anything more than the basic introduction my extroverted cousin had made between us. My cousin was a polar opposite of her, blue eyed blonde extroverted literal beauty queen, and she was a shy, nerdy, yet sexy, brown eyed brunette.

That night had surely spurred into motion the incredibly fucking complicated events that would later peak between the girl and I, even though it would take over a year until we ever really met again. Shit's weird, brah. Especially considering that my cousin, easily the girl most full of life I have ever met, died in a car accident at the height of all of this. It is more complicated than I care to explain as it involves a few relationships that lead to many falling outs that are still ongoing, and I respect the peoples' privacy.

[SkyNigger]

http://www.skatzpoker.org/forums/image.php?u=16&dateline=1345313693

[Hillbilly Jim]

yup that is vaughn

[SkyNigger]

Toddlers and their booze.

I am never violent when drunk, and according to the most sober witness, was only defending myself as I tried to accomplish my objective of going home. I just have an unbelievable will about getting what I want and apparently the alcohol exacerbated that, as I literally made hundreds of attempts to get to my vehicle, wrestling the guys off each time as they tried to stop me.

The two friends of mine ended up getting into a fist fight over their handling of the situation, some other 15 year old innocent bystander tried to get involved and was tossed liked a ragdoll etc

We laughed about it the next day, and since then, I avoid tequila.

Toddler games. I once did something like that kinda once (1) - not hundreds. Wtf. Sounds like you needed to be RIP. My mate was destroyed so I shrewdly lifted his keys so that he wouldn't kill himself or anyone else on the drive home. I thought I was a big man to do that. Very big, very magnanimous, my beneficence was glowing with smug at how decent I was - as he got angrier and drunker and angrier looking for his keys. I'd have patted myself on the back.

I don't know about doing unto others hey. I think that filthy rule can just be eradicated and we'd be the better for it. But I just don't know.

Like do you know how it works? With the girl I think he raped later that night, was I inadvertently in on 50% of culpability there? I don't like to get involved in the insanity of yall any more.

Of course this has little to do with the reality of yall bringing the insanity to every yard. Toddlers and their booze.

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/602838_582788145071787_2029269315_n.jpg

[poofter]

everything is good when you're drunk hanging with great friends, your wife is 60 miles away, and you've been popping norcos like lifesavers. plus the bottle was cool looking.

your nose must itch

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/j8n1S.jpg

[blake]

Who the fuck is blake ? Some ist inside joke?

well hoser's banned

[Bobby Wong]

http://i.imgur.com/j8n1S.jpg

say what you will about this guys lifestyle but at least hes not taking advantage of his elderly neighbors

[rum dick]

please tell me that's fire ant spray.

[VaughnP]

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/602838_582788145071787_2029269315_n.jpg

Literally ole Scoots's wallpaper.

[nextlevelshit]

well hoser's banned

You guys are so horrible. My apologies for finding you so unremarkable I sincerely forgot you existed. You showed your power though, it might be another 6 months before I forget you again.

I think I'm not motivated enough to finish my scooter thread. You win. Carry on with ghosttowning this site with gare.

[Archibald Peck]

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