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[Bobby Wong]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-20873831

'Oompa Loompas' sought by police over Norwich assault

Two men dressed as Oompa Loompas from the film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory are being sought by police in connection with an assault in Norwich.

A 28-year-old man was attacked by three men and a woman as he left a kebab house on Prince of Wales Road in the city on Thursday.

Two of the men had painted orange faces and dyed green hair and were wearing hooped tops, as in the 1971 film.

The victim suffered cuts and black eyes, Norfolk Police said.

Police are appealing for witnesses.

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rofl i deny this

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i mean do you really think i am going to norwich

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note the lack of a question mark

[Bobby Wong]

i think your crew is responsible for 90% of worldwide oompa loompa crimes

[Bobby Wong]

loompin ain't easy yall

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i wish i even had a crew

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i mean i have had a crew

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but them cunts got left in the rear view mirror

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onwards and upwards bobby boy

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gonna make another crew once i arrive in canadia

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those fuckers aint gonna know what happened

[Bobby Wong]

like theyll even let you in canada

[anatine]

do they even have ovens in canada?

[Hillbilly Jim]

pretty sure canada wont let you in with a rape charge

[Bobby Wong]

pretty sure they dont have any elderly neighbors with dementia to take advantage of in canada because they've got universal health care and the elderly and frail receive the care they so desperately need

[Militant Quacks]

my shits legit bros canada missed its chance to not let me in and now its fucked

[rum dick]

Bob - universal healthcare is just a scam developed by big pharma to distract from the simple truth that protein shakes cure all things

[rum dick]

Chaps and jack gonna oven wax hella corn fed canadian bitches.

[VaughnP]

rofl i deny this

Eventually the ProvenFacts will force you to admit guilt.
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