LOL @ poker 'radio' shows

[Tyde]

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[Tyde]

that pretty much sums it up folks
















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[anatine]

im in complete agreement.

even when poker had cultural relevance in this country they were generally terribad. now its something much sadder.

[Willie McAboutThatLife]

thought that was getcrunk

[Bobby Wong]

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[Suicide King]

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[rum dick]

seriously though what's "poker"?

[rum dick]

if you're listening to radio shows about poker you should probably be doing something more meaningful with your time like getting addicted to heroin or joining a bowling league.

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if you're listening to radio shows about poker you should probably be doing something more meaningful with your time like getting addicted to heroin or joining a bowling league.

Disagree, most people listen to podcasted shows when they have some idle time or just to keep up to speed while doing other things. Unless, of course, there are actually people who sit glued to their speakers and literally do nothing else but hang off every single word of the show...those people don't matter enough for me to care about them if they really do exist, so let's stick with the presumption that most people listen on the fly so yeah I disagree with you.

[Tyde]

most people listen to podcasted shows when they have some idle time


you wrote the book on 'idle time'

but nevertheless, thanks for chiming in about how much poker podcasts mean so much to you

better get busy prepping for your next big health and fitness 'radio show' you fucking whack job

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

that pretty much sums it up folks
















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You had your own forum and your own radio show, a radio show which could have gone literally any direction you wanted. Why did you give it up? The forum the show everything-why?

Obviously I am just being a dick, but honestly I think as things stand someday you'll look back and wish you had at least tried taking a turn toward something you liked. Who cares who likes what you said and who didn't? The most successful people across every form of media imaginable almost always stayed true to their heart and never second guessed what felt right they just went with it, made sure it always made them happy, and the chips fell wherever.

You know, you owe it to yourSelf to do a radio show for You and no one else. Do it your way about whatever You personally want to talk about or care about, do it on the fly totally improv if you want to. I guarantee you will never regret it if you do, but you may regret not trying at all.

By the way that stupid kid still-he still- asks about doing your fucking conspiracy show. I think you really have something there. Just an opinion..

[Tyde]

lol case in point

Mike thinks I actually care about having a 'radio show'

my God you are one of the dumbest motherfuckers of all time

pretty obvious the internet has taken over your life

I could buy a domain and have a new radio show up any time I wanted to. I just don't care enough

in case you didn't notice...poker has been gutted. This is a dead industry

I am amazed how you think any of this matters.

You have some serious mental issues, and need high voltage electro-shock therapy asap

[Tyde]

its cute that you are all excited about your new '408 Fitness Hour' where you can broadcast to maybe 10-20 lingering NWP/DD/PFA retards who fucking can't stand you and don't give two shits about fitness

people will only listen to your silly 'radio show' to laugh at the roided out monkey who talks too fast and to point fingers at a circus clown

the funniest thing about it is that you actually think you are some kind of quasi-celebrity

also I'd like to request IN ADVANCE you don't start flooding my PM box to come and 'meet you' in San Jose or wherever you hustle your expert computer repair services

[Tyde]

Mike seems to believe that I fucked up by not capitalizing on the notoriety and infamy of 'Jewdonk' to make millions and launch a successful 'radio show'

This is is living proof just how fucked in the head he really is

lol @ missing an opportunity

Mike you are such an embarrassment , I almost feel sorry for you. But I don't, because on top of your childish ignorance, you are also a huge douche.

a rare combination of epic fail

This is why people don't have any sympathy for you anymore, or your shitty cake mix life for that matter

you are like a horrible bloody car accident that people slam their brakes on to get a peek at

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

lol case in point

Ok let's have at it

Mike thinks I actually care about having a 'radio show'


I never said that, I implied you tried and failed because you heap on the self abuse when things don't seem to be going your way. If all the momentum is in your favor you are gung ho, but when the winds change you scatter rather than hunker down.

Do you know why you do this Marty? Why it's always the same song and dance from you? Why you never succeed at anything you try no matter how hard you work and how heart you show?

Because your heart is never in anything you do. You consistently try to make other people happy Marty, and this road always ends the same way. You will never make anyone happy on earth but You and others will be entertained by this phenominon. It's the same reason why once I was Scooters biggest fan and over time I no longer find him all that interesting- He is self sufficient, he instructs rather than learns, he is always looking out for his own best interests because logically it's all you CAN do, and be sane anyway.

An insane world full of people who are not self sufficient who think they want to learn but never do and who always think of others before themSelves marvel at people like Scooter. It could be you, but you don't seem to want that to happen...At least take the road to enlightenment and learn from Scooter if emulating his finer qualities is just too high mark to reach...

my God you are one of the dumbest motherfuckers of all time


I probably shouldn't argue with that..

pretty obvious the internet has taken over your life


Defend your assertion. Keep in mind you are talking to a guy who spends, at most, 1 hour a week on the forums. I don't even browse anymore, I hardly know who is who or what drama is going on. By all means tho defend what you said, how is it obvious to you that the internet has taken over my life? Please tell me, I'm all ears.

I could buy a domain and have a new radio show up any time I wanted to. I just don't care enough


You are lying.

You care, but are too afraid to fail, too afraid people won't like you, won't like your show. That is the Truth Marty, right there for you if you want it, but it's hard to take in and I know that. Believe me, the places I have gone internally the past year....I am an anomoly, that much I know. But you can handle the truth, and you can better yourSelf from knowing and accepting it.

Stop trying to please people Marty, you want the happy fans and the limelight but you don't get these things until you deliver something nobody has ever seen before, this gives you and your show Value. You can have all the success in the world just as soon as you deliver-You.

in case you didn't notice...poker has been gutted. This is a dead industry


In case you didn't notice Skatz is not much of a poker forum and no one is complaining about the lack of poker related content....

I am amazed how you think any of this matters.


Actually none of "this" really does matter, does it? But in all honesty people matter to me a great deal Marty, and you matter, to a greater or lesser extent than what you might imagine. I do not think you are a good person, I do not think you are all that bright, I know for a fact you are a coward, a liar, a drug addict and an alcoholic. Yet something about you really draws me in and for whatever reason, I find myself always wishing you would succeed for once, be happy etc. You brush off the bullshit and keep trying and that shows a lot of Heart, something very hard to find these days. Despite your many flaws there is still something in you to root for and that sets you apart from nearly everyone else.

Do you think i care if vaughnp gets a smash hit radio show going? No. Do I care if he is happy right this very second? Trust me if he has a gun to his right temple as I type this sentence, I don't care. If he just won the lottery and is so elated his feet haven't touched the ground in hours- don't care.

Food for thought.

You have some serious mental issues, and need high voltage electro-shock therapy asap


There is only one person on this planet qualified to tell me what I Need Marty, and you are not that person. Thanks for the effort though, it means a lot to me.

[Tyde]

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Mike seems to believe that I fucked up by not capitalizing on the notoriety and infamy of 'Jewdonk' to make millions and launch a successful 'radio show'

This is is living proof just how fucked in the head he really is

lol @ missing an opportunity



Don't have time for the rest of your gibberish but I will tell you something that few have ever told you- Nobody ever liked you for Jewdonk. You played a heel pretty good at times, but for the most part, people hate the persona, because that's exactly what it is- a very convincing (at times) pseudo form of who you really are as a person, but more importantly, you drudge up all the emotions and thoughts people really feel and think, but never have the balls to actually say in public. Jewdonk is bigger than you Marty, it's bigger than me, Jewdonk is America it is the world and people love you because you give them something to hate that they can relate to, but nobody that likes you ever liked you for jewdonk.

Jewdonk put you on the map and never forget it, but in all honesty, it's a piece of history as far as I'm concerned. If you can't see past jewdonk, if you can't see more to you and that persona, that's your fucking problem, but I can tell you one thing, you are the only one brother. The rest of the world has been waiting for you to catch up (well, gay sex gets off on you getting all fired up and angry like what you say matters, he toys with you and laughs about it) so maybe try not disappointing one of these days, see if it fits and how you feel wearing the new label.

[Tyde]

I am in awe of just how seriously Mike takes this shit

his virtual love affair with 'Scooter and Tine'

fucking wow

Um Mike...let me make something perfectly clear..

we aren't friends...I don't know you..and I don't give a shit about you. To me, you represent everything that's wrong with the internet...you are also a living testament to just how easily it is to manipulate and dominate people of lower intelligence like yourself

You just typed out 500 words or so about ME

news flash: I don't give a fuck about you, and rarely think about you....except when I'm forced to scroll frantically through your incoherent and ultimately brainless rambles about your shitty ass broke life

I used to pity you

I don't anymore

fuck off and get a life you roided out delusional minimum wage clown

[Tyde]

it's not even a challenge for me to beat up on a tadpole like 408

I always feel bad after I rip him a new asshole, because its like shooting fish in a barrel

Mike, everybody is still waiting for an update on your big move to North Dakota to be an oil worker

any luck scrounging up enough money to get there via Greyhound ?

[Tyde]

I did just read his last post and quite frankly, I'm speechless

Mike thinks that being 'Jewdonk' on poker forums was my 'big shot' to be somebody

that should tell you a lot about how how high this man sets the bar on his life aspirations

being Jewdonk on NWP when poker was legal and the site was hopping was fun, I can't lie and say I didn't enjoy yanking chains

but Mike seems to believe I missed this huge opportunity to be some kind of quasi-celebrity.

Ladies and gentlemen, 408 is what most people refer to as 'delusional'

dude find 200 dollars somewhere and go somewhere...anywhere...do something

fuck

[rum dick]

Disagree, most people listen to podcasted shows when they have some idle time or just to keep up to speed while doing other things. Unless, of course, there are actually people who sit glued to their speakers and literally do nothing else but hang off every single word of the show...those people don't matter enough for me to care about them if they really do exist, so let's stick with the presumption that most people listen on the fly so yeah I disagree with you.

again. if that's what somebody is using their idle time to do then it is time for a heroin addiction or bowling league or anything. hell train a raccoon to wear pants. anything is better than listening to another person drone on about poker. look. poker is like soccer....it's only fun if you're actually doing it.

[Tyde]

don't you realize that responding to Mike as a human being and not a primate only devalues your own credibility here ?

[rum dick]

Will you assholes kindly stop banning Mike until after I get a chance to neg rep his inanity

[Tyde]

its kinda cute (and sad at the same time) how you actually just responded to a 408 post

[Bobby Wong]

only if you tell me where to find this heroin bowling league because that sounds like a pretty good time

[Bobby Wong]

speedball saturdays at tulsa olympic lanes

[rum dick]

rofl at caring about credibility on skatzpoker. maybe you're seeing something here at skatz that im missing but I doubt it. and yes I do realize he is a primate. and yes I know i shouldn't get into poo flinging competitions with the lower rungs of the evolutionary ladder. but occasionally there is idle time that needs to be killed and I just can't bring myself to listen to a poker podcast.

[Tyde]

only if you tell me where to find this heroin bowling league because that sounds like a pretty good time


Austin. TX

every Thu night

look for the moped chain-locked beside the ten speeds with dried mud on the tires

[rum dick]

speedball saturdays at tulsa olympic lanes

Tulsa heroin bowling scene went kaput when they closed the rose bowl :(

by closed I mean tried to burn the motherfucker to the ground a couple few times.

[Tyde]

get Toots up in this bitch

[rum dick]

they haven't quite finished the job yet. though they did get the admiral twin drive in. by "they" I mean owners of businesses who get sick of running them. civilized business owners go bankrupt, tulsa business owners go arson.

[Tyde]

sorry I'm not getting the Tulsa references ITT

[rum dick]

IST thread re Tulsa bowling...Bob says Olympic is the best but I'm sticking with riverside lanes due to its proximity to the casino.

[rum dick]

basically it is a heated argument. Bob and I are no longer e- buddies and I apologize for the confusing cryptic references. carry on with slapping ape with the black cock of truth

[Tyde]

nice 2 hour downtime tonight when I am shitfaced ready to light up the interwebs

tight site and horrible timing retards

[Tyde]

props to tine for standing tall over thread merging

inexcusable

I support your boycott my pink ponied snuggle bunny

[Tyde]

why are all these gimps lingering on ghost-town forums in denial that poker is past tense for all intents and purposes

I have since moved on, but I still gawk from a distance

I throw 50 on Blackchip once every week or so just to remind me what poker once was

my god what a disaster this business model has been reduced to.

at least we have all these awesome 'poker radio' shows now

personally I think doing poker 'radio shows' in this climate of US gaming is pathetic and sad and reeks of desperation

nobody gives a fuck

[Tyde]

shout out to SrslySirius for broadcasting the most boring fuckfest in the history of internet radio

sage advice: stay off the airwaves and stick to your gay YouTube videos

internet radio doesn't need you.

[Tyde]

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[Tyde]

isn't she wonderful

[Tyde]

waiting on Beenfagging to chime in about gram grams kitties

[Tyde]

get rid of all welfare immediately imo

[Tyde]

lets put America to the test, and let the chips fall where they may

weed out the deadwood

if you can't support yourself, then fuck off

yes Mike, this means you

[Tyde]

alrighty then

[Been]

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