this might ruffle a few feathers

[gay sex]

BUT IM COMING OUT AGAINST LOBSTER, ITS NOT THAT GOOD AND IDIOTS WHO ARE LIKE OH DANG GIVE ME THAT GIANT LOBSTER THATS OVER 2 POUNDS ARE BASICALLY ADMITTINNG TO EATING OLD LOBSTERS YOU WANT UR LOBBYKINS UNDER 2 POUNDS AND THINKING UR BALLER EATING SOME 4 POUND OLD LOBSTER IS A MOVE FOR IDIOTS

[Suicide King]

Im all about my dungeness crab my nigga

[Archibald Peck]

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[SkyNigger]

I have been saying lobster is terrible my entire life. Oysters are just as bad. Soft shell crab. Fish with bones. Calimari. There is a lot of terrible under the sea.

[Bobby Wong]

get real with your life vance we all know you never saw a lobster until you were 19 and then you ran out of the room screaming because you thought it was a sign of the apocalypse

[SkyNigger]

ROFL I've been hating on lobster ever since I was like 5 and one of the dudes my whore mother was "flirty fishing" took us all out to some fancy restaurant and it was a big deal and my mom was being perfectly horrid and accusing me of not liking the lobster just to be difficult but that had nothing to do with it.

It was just terrible. Like water meat.

[anatine]

Lobster is fantastic if prepared correctly. Its subtle with a marvelous texture. Whats crazy is how often I have shitty lobster.

One of the worst lobster tails I ever had was in Ruth's Chris for example.

But yeah steam that shit, run under cold water, then reheat in rosemary infused garlic butter. Get the timing right and its super fucking hot to the max.

[Militant Quacks]

rofl old chickenhands ruffling feathers

[Militant Quacks]

however i do like me some lobster but agreed it is over rated same with champagne, caviar and smart phones

[Bobby Wong]

the thing with lobster is that 90% of the time when it's a dinner option you could just as easily get a steak and i would rather have the steak and i'm not fat enough to eat both so i almost never have lobster unless i'm vacationing in new england and then they have so much fucking lobster they're practically throwing it at you

[Bobby Wong]

i just can't get over scooter's whore mother feeding her 5-year-old son lobster and ruining it for him for life, i mean i can get over the whoring and the abuse and the comical interpretations of the bible but seriously how can you think that a 5-year-old and a lobster are going to get along? the kids just going to play with it and not eat a fucking bite and be scarred for life and end up pursued by ghosts in various bangkok hotels

[Militant Quacks]

speaking of ghosts a light turned on in my hotel room on its own the other week

[Bobby Wong]

thats one of your victims haunting you from beyond the grave wax

[nextlevelshit]

it is like dudes putting their siamese fighting fish in cups with meth before the fight to throw the game and win the big dollars.

[SkyNigger]

Since that girl did her chant, nothing. Literally nothing. It's really quite surreal.

Mirrors cemented to frames were smashing onto my head's location +2min. Lights were all blowing out simultaneously in every hotel room. TVs were coming on by themselves as the remote control rested provocatively alone, in full view.

Gusts of wind were blowing across my face in fully sealed hotel rooms, with all A/C switched off. I would suddenly be freezing and look around confused, only to notice the A/C had been switched on. I have had multiple witnesses witness the A/C and TVs simply turning on by themselves over and over as the hotel's electricians glared at us imagining we were Toddlers who got our kicks wasting their time. I believe one technician quit over the affair one night in Raddisson.

I would be utterly engrossed in something and suddenly know I had company. Really innocuous sounds like the ones a girlfriend trying to keep quiet (but also get your attention) might make. But I'd spin around and no one appeared to be there. I was literally sleeping in hotel business centres, at the lobby bar / restaurant or simply staying out all night until I could convince someone to come back with me. I paid a friend 5000 to remain whilst I slept at one point and woke up to find her gone with the hotel door wide open (probably because she didn't want to be locked out if she needed a security card to exit). Friends lol. They're like family. They can always be counted on to Know Best and fail to follow even the simplest instructions. That's what friends are for.

Cartoonish ghost silhouettes were appearing in steamed glass and in random innocuous places like dust on a shelf. My monitor screens were inexplicably cracking and science cannot explain this:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A2HPJDDCMAAtYlB.jpg

That freaked out girl did a chant and ran away saying if I've done nothing wrong I have nothing to worry about, clearly convinced I had something to worry about and I frankly shared her suspicions. But no, it would appear that I'm in the clear. I won't be getting whatever messages I was supposed to hear either; only have my fears to blame for that I suppose.

Of course logic dictated zero danger existed, but you know fear. It's insane. You lose your mind. I'm lucky I didn't fall in love, or something.

But nothing. Since that day, there's been not one incident.

It's really quite inexplicable but of course you know how the smaller a mind is, the more certain it is that it Knows All Of Knowledge Already. lol @ imbeciles amirite? Personally I know very little. I've been lied to my entire life, by everyone.

But everyone tells you the truth whilst you shrewdly tell them lies. Why you little rapscallion, you're incorrigible! You little smartie-pants you!

[Willie McAboutThatLife]

Lobster is fantastic if prepared correctly. Its subtle with a marvelous texture. Whats crazy is how often I have shitty lobster.

One of the worst lobster tails I ever had was in Ruth's Chris for example.

But yeah steam that shit, run under cold water, then reheat in rosemary infused garlic butter. Get the timing right and its super fucking hot to the max.

http://i.imgur.com/POeZF.jpg

fresh from the ocean, basted in a scotch bonnet infused lime & garlic sauce


had lobster not too long ago at a teppanyaki place, was fucking horrible.

direct heat and too much of it ruin a lobster

[gay sex]

woah woah woah there vince lets not throw the soft shell crab out with the bathwater that is one of lifes delicacies

[gay sex]

wtf and ur taking a hardline stance against calamari, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BRO

[SkyNigger]

wtf and ur taking a hardline stance against calamari, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BRO

They fuck it up too often. A food can't be judged by how it COULD taste. We live in a Toddler world of incompetence.

I don't grade on a curve. If you do, you end up with food poisoning.

[Militant Quacks]

its a conspiracy scooter the people who keep ruining your calamari are the same people who are responsible for 9/11

[Militant Quacks]

WE ARE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS HERE PEOPLE

[Militant Quacks]

also maybe you should stop being a dingus and learn to cook and then you can have top shelf calamari all day

[cup]

Gay sex knows ruffled feathers when he sees them

[Archibald Peck]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A2HPJDDCMAAtYlB.jpg

that silhouette in the monitor looks quite chickenlike

[anatine]

Since that girl did her chant, nothing. Literally nothing. It's really quite surreal.

Mirrors cemented to frames were smashing onto my head's location +2min. Lights were all blowing out simultaneously in every hotel room. TVs were coming on by themselves as the remote control rested provocatively alone, in full view.

Gusts of wind were blowing across my face in fully sealed hotel rooms, with all A/C switched off. I would suddenly be freezing and look around confused, only to notice the A/C had been switched on. I have had multiple witnesses witness the A/C and TVs simply turning on by themselves over and over as the hotel's electricians glared at us imagining we were Toddlers who got our kicks wasting their time. I believe one technician quit over the affair one night in Raddisson.

I would be utterly engrossed in something and suddenly know I had company. Really innocuous sounds like the ones a girlfriend trying to keep quiet (but also get your attention) might make. But I'd spin around and no one appeared to be there. I was literally sleeping in hotel business centres, at the lobby bar / restaurant or simply staying out all night until I could convince someone to come back with me. I paid a friend 5000 to remain whilst I slept at one point and woke up to find her gone with the hotel door wide open (probably because she didn't want to be locked out if she needed a security card to exit). Friends lol. They're like family. They can always be counted on to Know Best and fail to follow even the simplest instructions. That's what friends are for.

Cartoonish ghost silhouettes were appearing in steamed glass and in random innocuous places like dust on a shelf. My monitor screens were inexplicably cracking and science cannot explain this:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A2HPJDDCMAAtYlB.jpg

That freaked out girl did a chant and ran away saying if I've done nothing wrong I have nothing to worry about, clearly convinced I had something to worry about and I frankly shared her suspicions. But no, it would appear that I'm in the clear. I won't be getting whatever messages I was supposed to hear either; only have my fears to blame for that I suppose.

Of course logic dictated zero danger existed, but you know fear. It's insane. You lose your mind. I'm lucky I didn't fall in love, or something.

But nothing. Since that day, there's been not one incident.

It's really quite inexplicable but of course you know how the smaller a mind is, the more certain it is that it Knows All Of Knowledge Already. lol @ imbeciles amirite? Personally I know very little. I've been lied to my entire life, by everyone.

But everyone tells you the truth whilst you shrewdly tell them lies. Why you little rapscallion, you're incorrigible! You little smartie-pants you!


For the record, I believe every word of this saga. Seriously. Ive heard stories from other vectors that have enough common ground with yours to dismiss disbelief.

[Archibald Peck]

are we going to discuss how gay sex went on the offensive in thailand in his bid for total power over skatzpoker?

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/POeZF.jpg

fresh from the ocean, basted in a scotch bonnet infused lime & garlic sauce


had lobster not too long ago at a teppanyaki place, was fucking horrible.

direct heat and too much of it ruin a lobster



exactly and exactly. i think there is also the question of frozen lobster tails and how they get thawed that deserves some attention at some point.

just to keep things a little weird, a friend went to mexico and was served deep fried lobsters the size of house cats (with a beer) for about $5 each. he said it simply had no business tasting as good as it did.

[anatine]

are we going to discuss how gay sex went on the offensive in thailand in his bid for total power over skatzpoker?


http://i.imgur.com/CBOoc.jpg

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

the thing with lobster is that 90% of the time when it's a dinner option you could just as easily get a steak and i would rather have the steak and i'm not fat enough to eat both so i almost never have lobster unless i'm vacationing in new england and then they have so much fucking lobster they're practically throwing it at you

Literally spot on minus the vacationing part, and the going to new england part. The few times I've gotten lobster at costco it was terrible, Red Lobster wasn't much better. The verdict- it's just something to distinguish the person consuming it as affluent/more important than lesser mortals.

There are a couple spots on Fisherman's Wharf that do crab so fucking good I don't see how anyone could possibly want anything better. Like, food shouldn't taste that good to begin with, let alone trying to pay three times the price for what might be better.

[Militant Quacks]

pretty sure bob isnt going to new england to buy budget shit from costco or eat at a fucking red lobster

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I have been saying lobster is terrible my entire life. Oysters are just as bad. Soft shell crab. Fish with bones. Calimari. There is a lot of terrible under the sea.

All true except the oysters part, the trick is how you eat them. I learned from my mexican friends the trick is hecka lime juice squeezed on there like a little pool of lime and then a few drops of tapatio and slurp that bad boy down. Swear on my life 3 of those down the hatch and a few hours later you'll be rocking your chiquita's world so hard she won't remember her name for a week.

[cup]

SWEET BABY GRAPES KNOWS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VaughnP]

I think this thread is really going to rustle Jim's microwave lobster thermidor loving jimmie's.
Hillbilly Jim

[Hillbilly Jim]

the only time it is really baller to eat a lobster over 2 lbs is if it is one of those halloween lobsters
now that would be baller

[anatine]

speaking of lobster

http://i.imgur.com/zioAx.jpg

[anatine]

speaking of whore mothers


http://i.imgur.com/sMJx8.jpg

[SkyNigger]

speaking of lobster

http://i.imgur.com/zioAx.jpg




I made this amazing argument on www.thelastpsychiatrist.com (where I am often brilliant) pointing out that the reason the "family unit" is disintegrating is a simple case of protectionist mechanisms (religious misery-inducing morality) being removed from a market for a commodity that is about to realign with what is honest, real and the natural order of humane behaviour and interaction.

It's going to be the mother of all *snicker* corrections.

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Suck shit to religion and religious subscribers. Your filthy misery is destroying its final human lives. Suck shit to housewives and mothers who raise children with love. The scam is over. The jig is up. The game is about to end.

Welcome to Competition.

http://www.tokyokinky.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/candy-girl-jewel-rosa-lesbi.jpeg

Cat got your tongues, you filthy "Go and sin no more" whores?

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If you'll permit me to echo what your hollow brains are 'thinking', it would be my honour.

Whores are feeling "OH FUCK."

Guys are saying "Suit yourselves, you unemptied emotional toilets of private refuse."

Coy and demure and coquette and reserved and well-behaved and good and controlled and proper and raised right young ladies and little women and women children will be screaming "FUCK? FUCK?? FUCK FUCK? WHO WILL FUCK ME? FUCK? WILL YOU SAVE US!!"

And men will look down and whisper, "No."

https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/1551279664/Comic_Rorschach.jpg

[rum dick]

skynig typed "mother" - everybody take a drink....

[Archibald Peck]

scooter got a realdoll?

[SkyNigger]

scooter got a realdoll?

I wish.

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I think it's funny when guys say "I don't hit women" because if they could do even level 2 logic they're literally stating "I hit women" (ask me for the dot to dot if you can't connect those dots rofl).

But I hit women. Not men. Just women. One, specifically. Those are bite marks which have torn skin which became infected overnight in spite of being treated with antibiotic swab and sterile bandaging. I'm now running a low fever.

1. I did not sign up to be woken up in that 'playful' fashion.

2. I did not have a safe word assigned to me.

3. I did not have a backup plan to convey "Cease and desist" to a rabid human with trigger happy jaws.

4. I believe I took the sum total of pain and injuries within my capacity but in the calm glow of the post-week aftermath of course one has one's doubts.

5. But in the moment, when my left hand curled up as she bit in a rotator cuff or something, I felt the time had come for good men not to let evil succeed.

In any case, it would have been embarrassing to be bitten to death by 36 kg of sex and rabies.

I admit I was surprised at how gently her head swivelled under the caressing propping support of my right fist. There was no resistance that could be seen there at all. From an academic standpoint, it was really quite fascinating.

I would have loved to have had a chat to a sports physiologist or something directly after but my well-earned peace was short-lived. If you think that is insane, you need to understand that up until the point when I rested her momentarily, she was mixed up in some sex kink or whatever; something fun is my point (in her mind).

To cut a long story short, when she came to, everything basically continued in much the same vein, except when she came to she was going for arteries with hostile intent. I did, however, have the added advantage of being awake for Round 2.

[Militant Quacks]

assaulting hecka toddlers

[gay sex]

i think you should buy a used hovercraft and embark upon a career as a boatsman

[gay sex]

ur small talk will keep em coming back

[gay sex]

also in case you run out of small talk material i have like 15 minutes on why pecans are the best nut for chocolate chip cookies if you need some help

[anatine]

i have like 15 minutes on why pecans are the best nut for chocolate chip cookies

oh right because macadamias dont exist, also this is literally never going to happen as long as im on watch.

[gay sex]

you dont want this heat bro

[VaughnP]

I admit I was surprised at how gently her head swivelled under the caressing propping support of my right fist. There was no resistance that could be seen there at all. From an academic standpoint, it was really quite fascinating.

So we're just overlooking Scooter getting bite attacked by and then KOing 80lb girls now? What's happened to this place?

[VaughnP]

It seems like there should be a specific word for being attacked by bite, if there already is, please forgive me. I just got done with a 450 mile drive and am not thinking clearly. Like seriously, what's that word?

[Militant Quacks]

punching whores is ok just dont grope them

[Bobby Wong]

bitch gnashed the fuck out of him though

[SkyNigger]

bitch gnashed the fuck out of him though

There was much scratching and gnashing of teeth, yes.

And to put a terrifying eerie spin on it all, she was laughing playfully as my body screamed in pain (I am a whiny little bitch, but she was breaking skin and coming up for a laughing as I screamed at her to stop).

All it needed was some haunting music and I think things could really have gotten creepy.

[Suicide King]

There's a difference between defending yourself and straight hitting a girl

[VaughnP]

There's a difference between defending yourself and straight hitting a girl


These guys kinda sum this up in an over the top, very over the top, way, but the basis of their argument is unbelievably true. These actually are worth watching, but these guys never actually address why things have become this way, women and men weren't this way for literally 99.99% of our history, which is what is important. Anyhow, what you are talking about here is addressed specifically at 10:47 and on in the first video.

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[rum dick]

So we're just overlooking Scooter getting bite attacked by and then KOing 80lb girls now? What's happened to this place?

that 12 year old toddler put up one hell of a fight. seriously though what grown woman weighs 36kgs?

[Militant Quacks]

There's a difference between defending yourself and straight hitting a girl

that difference is a tire iron

[Militant Quacks]

also vaughn is hella emasculated

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxt162DTzG1rnpyl9o1_500.gif

[Behemoth]

BUT IM COMING OUT AGAINST LOBSTER, ITS NOT THAT GOOD AND IDIOTS WHO ARE LIKE OH DANG GIVE ME THAT GIANT LOBSTER THATS OVER 2 POUNDS ARE BASICALLY ADMITTINNG TO EATING OLD LOBSTERS YOU WANT UR LOBBYKINS UNDER 2 POUNDS AND THINKING UR BALLER EATING SOME 4 POUND OLD LOBSTER IS A MOVE FOR IDIOTS

Gare, consider yourself lucky I wasn't around when this thread was live or I would've ripped you a new asshole. More than likely I was tied up with some poonanny, but it's also possible I was in segregation, possibly for fighting. That's really here nor there.

[rum dick]

Think you meant locked up with some poonanny. Btw do you get to bring your own pillow to conjugal visits?

[Behemoth]

Think you meant locked up with some poonanny. Btw do you get to bring your own pillow to conjugal visits?


It depends on what guard is working, but usually it's just a matter of my friend Alexander Hamilton dropping by to say hello.

[Behemoth]

It depends on what guard is working, but usually it's just a matter of my friend Alexander Hamilton dropping by to say hello.

$10 is just walking around money inside Rummy. I get that for a pack of cigarettes or some snacks.

[Behemoth]

Protection money runs more than $10, depending on the guy. If I'm not getting $200-500 a week put in my account, I'm not protecting him. Lots of wheels to grease.

[Hillbilly Jim]

Im all about my dungeness crab my nigga
before nita blake didnt have a dungeon or crabs
think about that people