Do I want an Iphone 5?

[anatine]

I mean shit, why not?

I went the android route and was like YAWWWWN plus I never once got the maps working right which has sucked death's cock on the few occasions when I truly needed them.

Im concerned about talk/standbye time, thats about it.

[cup]

You need an iPhone 5 like mike needs a hole in his head.

[cup]

So yeah you need one

[Suicide King]

Galaxy s3 you Fucking rube

[anatine]

Galaxy s3 you Fucking rube


im categorically not feeling android but its on the table. whats behind this sentiment.

[rum dick]

BlackBerry 10. shit just got real

[anatine]

im being serious.

[rum dick]

yeah you're probably right. but I've yet to see a phone that can email for shit other than the BlackBerry and if 10 can approach droid or Apple in terms of the other shit well then you've got serious. maybe emailing is a bigger deal to me than most cell users so there is a bias.

[anatine]

blackberry is still a pretty industry standard comm tool for people who need that manner of connectivity but what im really looking for is an ipod i can make phone calls on and play baccarat on and use to un-lost myself discreetly when i get off the subway.

[gay sex]

how pussy whipped are you that shes making u buy her an iphone 5 and ur not "asking for a friend", they suck i got stuck dealilng with a 4s for like 8 days in october and its just awful, seriously only having that one home button is life tilting when uve dealt with better phones

[anatine]

i think she already has an iphone 5... a point that becomes much more important after i get us lost using my android after a magnificent steak dinner.

[Tyde]

yes because Sonatine clearly has such an active and vibrant social life

not sure why he even needs a phone in the first place

the new versions of smart phones are marketed towards people who actually see sunlight and have real life relationships

but I guess if you have some cash to burn, and it helps you feel better about being fat

why not

[Tyde]

quit frontin' like you get off your ass more than once a day to pinch a loaf

pre-paid Walmart phone with 30 minutes a month should serve your social agenda just fine

plenty of room to spare

[Tyde]

http://cinema1544.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/gluttony.jpg

[Tyde]

LOL @ "Do I want an IPhone 5" ?

money well spent as opposed to sitting in your cave fucking around on a mobile device that has a 0% chance of improving your nonexistent social life

(edit)

[Tyde]

anyway I wish you luck with your new IPhone sweet prince

[Tyde]

make sure you download lots of new apps in one hand, and choke your chubby peter in the other.

[Tyde]

page 2 of this terrible thread is preserved in internet history as mine

thanks for stopping by folks

[Tyde]

you ready for some football

[Tyde]

tine i'm totally fucking with you , just drunk and bored


go Niners

[Suicide King]

I've got the s3 and love it. Also google maps rapes the shit out of Apple dumbazz. .....also go niners!

[Tyde]

I've got the s3 and love it. Also google maps rapes the shit out of Apple dumbazz. .....also go niners!


I predicted the Niners winning the Superbowl almost 3 months ago btw

[gay sex]

MARTISINAL HAM GOING HAM ON OLD TINE CUZ HE REMINDS HIM OF A PIG

[gay sex]

ONLY BIG RICO GETS TO THE TROUGH IN THIS SLOPHOUSE

[Tyde]

I mean shit, why not?

I went the android route and was like YAWWWWN plus I never once got the maps working right which has sucked death's cock on the few occasions when I truly needed them.

Im concerned about talk/standbye time, thats about it.

LOL

seriously though

how 'busy' are you exactly ?

How do you benefit from this upgrade ?

I'm slightly confused how your new bad ass IPhone5 improves the quality of your life

[gay sex]

it might have a fun bass fishing game that he can play at bars

[Archibald Peck]

i think the avian flu is spreading

[rum dick]

yes because Sonatine clearly has such an active and vibrant social life

not sure why he even needs a phone in the first place

the new versions of smart phones are marketed towards people who actually see sunlight and have real life relationships

but I guess if you have some cash to burn, and it helps you feel better about being fat

why not

jewdonks just jealous that tine doesn't have to put peanut butter on his balls to get some action.

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/O2Zsd.jpg


fuck me the plot thickens

[Suicide King]

Google is your lord and savior

[Bobby Wong]

really, what kind of idiot has white electronics?

[anatine]

Black electronics..? Are we using it at a BBQ??

Really.

[Bobby Wong]

is your phone a frigidaire

[Bobby Wong]

not gonna lie, my phone is fake woodgrain

[Suicide King]

I got the white S3 because Im so fresh and so clean clean...

[gay sex]

and then you immediately graffitid the back of it

[Suicide King]

Graffitid? dont talk like such a suburban house wife please

[gay sex]

rofl sorry i meant to say you then used an aerosol delivery paint system to write crude urban letterings on the back

[Bobby Wong]

thello's so brown his phones more of an off-white

[gay sex]

i think we can all agree the recent iphone ads are the fucking worst thing ever

[Bobby Wong]

probably the best thing to do is find out what kind of phone scooter has and get something completely different

[gay sex]

i feel like theres a joke there between scooters love of ghosts and thellos love of ghost riding the whip but i dont have it

[anatine]

oh its out there.


its out there alright.