btw what would it cost to have a skatz shrimp eating competition via skype

[gay sex]

we know cores in, and it doesnt take a magician to know tines in

i say we wrangle up a couple more cowboys do it in the admin forum tomorrow theres no football hockey is terrible unless its the kings winning a cup you know dave is in, been will for sure come aboard as long as someone subsidizes his shrimp i see a 6 man throwdown here

[gay sex]

in case any of u are on the fence i literally will craigslist a mariachi band to play me and julio down by the schoolyard

[gay sex]

AND THATS NO EASY TASK MIND YOU

[Bobby Wong]

how do you standardize the shrimp though, the technology is easy but ensuring fair competition is a logistical nightmare

[gay sex]

u18s pealed and deveined

[gay sex]

if you cant pull that off ur literally dead to me

[Bobby Wong]

bro im cooking twelve ounces of bacon with sriracha and brown sugar right now your shrimpery is beneath me

[anatine]

gare youre a nice person and i feel like its not in the best interests of this site to shatter your fantasy that you can ever even on your best day down more u18 shrimp than this big white nigger right here.

[Suicide King]

this has peaked my interest level

[gay sex]

its piqued you degenerate

[Suicide King]

I now feel shame

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

we know cores in, and it doesnt take a magician to know tines in

i say we wrangle up a couple more cowboys do it in the admin forum tomorrow theres no football hockey is terrible unless its the kings winning a cup you know dave is in, been will for sure come aboard as long as someone subsidizes his shrimp i see a 6 man throwdown here

A gaggle of socially awkward rapscallions eating bottom feeding sea dwelling creatures by the mawfull competing in a competition to eat more than the next man and all for the glory of nothing. Oh boy do I want in, where do I sign up? Where is this admin forum is the signup sheet in there?

Also worth mentioning that consuming aquatic life is literally Sonatine's favorite past time there is no chance in hell of anyone beating him

[nextlevelshit]

I'm in. I'll pay for the shrimp if tine does this eating contest without a shirt on to prove to 408 he is a dude so nothing fishy goes on.

[gay sex]

did ape just roast us

[rum dick]

dunno about this one. kinda already maxing out the harmful chemical intake as is. a pound or two of mercury laden sea roaches might asking a bit much of the big liver.

[rum dick]

did ape just roast us

sorta. if he had stopped with the first paragraph then yeah. the brown nosing of tine at the end killed his momentum

[gay sex]

i would have pointed out his super try to hard with mawfull

[rum dick]

i was trying not to draw attention to mawfull because wong is gonna ban the ape for three days as soon he sees it

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

actually it was "competing in a competition" that betrayed me I think

[rum dick]

ape is jewish is also a correct answer

[rum dick]

three days ape for questioning my sincerity

[VaughnP]

Speaking of eating contests, I am pretty sure I win the most unhealthy night cap feast award for this weekend.

So I stopped by a Whataburger on the way home and got a triple meat, triple cheeseburger - no tomatoes, lettuce, or pickles, only onions and mayo - with a large order of fries. Then I drove past a donut shop and though "oh wow, donuts" and got two glazed, two chocolate and large pig n the blanket. It was at this point that I realized I had nothing besides alcohol to wash any of this down with, so naturally I stopped by a convenience store.

Once inside the convenience store I couldn't decided whether or not I wanted a Coke fountain drink or a Dr. Pepper, so of course I got both.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e357/VaughnP/mealofzeus7_zps40e21385.jpg

Then I realized how long it had been since I had a Twix, so naturally I grabbed a king sized one, then saw a Skor next to it, which too it has been at least year on, so I couldn't pass it up either. It's not quite a Heath bar, Othello, but it will do.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e357/VaughnP/mealofzeus77_zps5709f728.jpg

The pics are all I made it home with, the fries never had a chance.

[VaughnP]

Also, lol at you rubes who don't have wireless trackball mouse keyboards with some kind of computer hooked up to your televisions in your bedrooms and living rooms. I am browsing Skatz on the TV in my bedroom, and if I want to watch anything streaming or downloaded on this computer, I don't have to move.

[VaughnP]

I mean tablets and laptops are great, but what is the point of having a thousand dollar display in a room if you can't get the full use of it? Also, trackball browsing with a scroll wheel is goat.

[Been]

i would like in if you guys can change it to a food where no animal had to die

i'm overlooking all the animals that died to knock down the forests for sugar crops mind you so maybe make it donuts

[Been]

taco bell's veggie cantina burritos are my 1st choice

[Been]

i can just tell vaughn's calves are awful now

[rum dick]

Real talk - I'm wearing a whataburger tshirt at this very moment

[rum dick]

God I miss whataburger. In and out - you're ok but your fries suck and you don't know how to butter the bun.

[rum dick]

Also I'm with Vaughn. Y'all are a bunch of rubes. And anyone who is still using a computer monitor instead of a flat screen Tv is either a tard or comically poor.

[Suicide King]

2 days for not getting heath bar, offset for knowing its my favorite candy. Also that meal is pure stomach aids

[rum dick]

Also RIP Vaughns toilet. Zero chance it survives the shit he took when he woke up.

[anatine]

Seriously tho how great is the show Moonshiners?

[anatine]

Im like,

1) Property Wars
2) Moonshiners
3) Wicked Tuna because I love fish SUE ME

[Bobby Wong]

what i want to know is who the fuck is paying these yahoos $100 a gallon for some shit they brewed up back in the woods when they could go to the liquor store and get liquor that won't blind you for cheaper

[anatine]

Dude they are digging up a sunken car because there are 200 gallon jugs of moonshine in the trunk that are about 50 years old and worth $1000 a piece.

Where to begin with that?

200 gallons in the trunk of a car?

Lids not rusting away in 50 years?

A gallon of anything on earth being worth $1000?

And then we have the Real World style profile interviews with weepy eyed mean spirited drunken hillbillies, demanding NASA be shut down so the money could be spent on increasing their foodstamp allotments and paying off their mortgages.

Its amazing that somehow, somewhere, there is a fish big enough to fry that keeps this show out of the spotlight of Standards and Practices.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Thank you for sprinkling some shining knowledge onto the unclean Vaughn.

[rum dick]

Crap...edwina told me about moonshiners and I keep forgetting to set the dvr. Wicked tuna is....just....sad.

[VaughnP]

I'm literally still full. I tried to eat a 6 inch sub a minute ago and it just wasn't working.

[anatine]

The last season of Wicked Tuna was sad, this is... just.. its something like sad times retarded. Its like a VH1 documentary about sad retarded people. Who are sad.

[rum dick]

it sounds like typical west virginia. what a wonderful mess those people are. im talking about the ones not living in charleston, clarksburg, and morgantown. fucking weird bouncing back and forth between rural west virginia and coronado all of last year. worlds apart.

[rum dick]

nothing quite like spending a monday at a dive bar playing nickel slots while people crowd around watching you max bet for $1.85 a spin and then spending tuesday at a dive bar listening to people complain about their bmw mechanic taking too long. come to think of it there isnt a huge difference except californians are better looking and bigger assholes.

[nextlevelshit]

what i want to know is who the fuck is paying these yahoos $100 a gallon for some shit they brewed up back in the woods when they could go to the liquor store and get liquor that won't blind you for cheaper

Yea, I almost wonder if these guys are even running stills. Whats the point in making a few bucks and doing something illegal/having it filmed when they could just get paid by the production company with 0 legal risks. There isn't a reality TV show that I have seen lately that doesn't appear to be faked in some manner.

$100 a gallon or you go across the county line and buy glorious popov which you stash in the trunk of your honda and resale it. Moonshine is vodka but made with corn, no one would know the difference. Trust me, I know these things.

[rum dick]

so the new plan to finance the skatz 3.0 launch is via counterfeit blackmarket moonshine? 2013 skatz blowing up.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

so the new plan to finance the skatz 3.0 launch is via counterfeit blackmarket moonshine? 2013 skatz blowing up.

I actually had a brilliant idea to make money but it's fucking risky as hell and I haven't found a backer. I'll pm to you since there's still a chance I'll do it and you tell me how lucrative it would be. I am guessing very, which implies it's exciting!

[Suicide King]

I actually had a brilliant idea to make money but it's fucking risky as hell and I haven't found a backer. I'll pm to you since there's still a chance I'll do it and you tell me how lucrative it would be. I am guessing very, which implies it's exciting!

you've never had a brilliant idea in your fucking life you buffoon.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I have had several, one of which was to open a couple Sarah Cares in the bay area back before the idea took off, among other things. I had the original idea of combining mixed martial arts fight clothing and sports nutrition the business model is now the #2 grossing max muscle in the country and the concept is being standardized for new franchisees moving forward nationwide.

What great ideas have you had SK? What makes you special?

[Suicide King]

2 days for questioning what makes me special.

[Archibald Peck]

sj-p7Fj9t1A&autoplay=1

[Bobby Wong]

also he invented netflix you fucking portugese octaroon

[rum dick]

questioning sk's specialness. poor form ape. no way that ban is getting overturned

[rum dick]

SK is God. /bump

[anatine]

bump.

[Bobby Wong]

how about them moonshiners tho

[Hillbilly Jim]

i once had to give a breathalyzer while shrimp were falling out of the pocket of my hoodie

[gay sex]

Yea were gonna need more than that

[Bobby Wong]

he went to sizzler for the 14.99 ribeye and all you can eat shrimp deal and got like 8 plates of shrimp and stuffed them all in his pockets and then on his way out of the parking lot he was feeling like such a badass that he squealed tire and got the grand caravan a little sideways in the intersection

[Hillbilly Jim]

much better story than what actually happened

[Bobby Wong]

more like exactly what happened

[Steerpike]

ya that is pretty clearly what actually happened

[Bobby Wong]

grapes created the combination mma clothing/sports nutrition megastore yall, i think the nation owes him a debt of gratitude

[Militant Quacks]

he also owns 23 hammers

[Bobby Wong]

i think me and grapes are gonna have to have a hammer throwdown

[Militant Quacks]

kids gonna look hella weird taking his 23 hammers into the internet cafe

[gay sex]

this would have been the pinnacle of the internet if we had handled our business like men