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01-28-2013, 04:06 AM
I am basically emulating the style of Jeff Bridges in Ironman like so
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bUoRLUAfBFk/T59Q4XgSDQI/AAAAAAAAAj0/vL-atpNHdnw/s1600/377378-152758-obadiah-stane_super.jpeg
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2011/4/19/1303228539511/Iron-Man-3-007.jpg
So I haven't shaved my face in two weeks and I shave my head every other day or so, and this shit itches dog. Couple questions:
1- How do I determine where along my sideburns do I stop shaving? Like I have been taking my mach 3 and just going straight back along the top of my ear and so my sideburn hair is growing out right along the edge of my ear where it attaches on my skull. It seems funky, do I trim down a little or no? I can't tell what would look best.
2- Am I supposed to trim my face with clippers every so often to keep the hair from getting kind of curly or what? I don't really know what proper beard maintenance consists of, but I definitely want Jeff Bridges status when it's grown in. What do you do and do you wash your face with regular soap or use shampoo and/or conditioner on your face or what?
3- What do you do when your arms get super tired beating women off your legs with a stick or wooden bat and you can't beat the women off of you anymore is pepper spray ok or do you just taze them hoe's or what do you do with the unconscious bodies littered about from the tazings?
4- Concerning what to do with the pile of lifeless tazed bodies are we talking 35+ orgy up in the attic -OR- do you believe a little chivalry is still the best and keep it under a dozen filthy bitches or so? You know, keep shit manageable.
4- When the foreskin of your dick has been rubbed off by wet vagina's do you just keep plowing and mentally detach yourself or is it ok to give yourself a break once in a while to let the skin grow back? I want to make the right moves here fresh out of the gate and my name is Prime Time and it's time for Beard Nation to Rise and Shine!
#ALLDAY
also
http://i2.asntown.net/h3/fun/10/fun-on-internet/meanwhile_in_hilarious_memes_41.jpg
#dealwithit
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bUoRLUAfBFk/T59Q4XgSDQI/AAAAAAAAAj0/vL-atpNHdnw/s1600/377378-152758-obadiah-stane_super.jpeg
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2011/4/19/1303228539511/Iron-Man-3-007.jpg
So I haven't shaved my face in two weeks and I shave my head every other day or so, and this shit itches dog. Couple questions:
1- How do I determine where along my sideburns do I stop shaving? Like I have been taking my mach 3 and just going straight back along the top of my ear and so my sideburn hair is growing out right along the edge of my ear where it attaches on my skull. It seems funky, do I trim down a little or no? I can't tell what would look best.
2- Am I supposed to trim my face with clippers every so often to keep the hair from getting kind of curly or what? I don't really know what proper beard maintenance consists of, but I definitely want Jeff Bridges status when it's grown in. What do you do and do you wash your face with regular soap or use shampoo and/or conditioner on your face or what?
3- What do you do when your arms get super tired beating women off your legs with a stick or wooden bat and you can't beat the women off of you anymore is pepper spray ok or do you just taze them hoe's or what do you do with the unconscious bodies littered about from the tazings?
4- Concerning what to do with the pile of lifeless tazed bodies are we talking 35+ orgy up in the attic -OR- do you believe a little chivalry is still the best and keep it under a dozen filthy bitches or so? You know, keep shit manageable.
4- When the foreskin of your dick has been rubbed off by wet vagina's do you just keep plowing and mentally detach yourself or is it ok to give yourself a break once in a while to let the skin grow back? I want to make the right moves here fresh out of the gate and my name is Prime Time and it's time for Beard Nation to Rise and Shine!
#ALLDAY
also
http://i2.asntown.net/h3/fun/10/fun-on-internet/meanwhile_in_hilarious_memes_41.jpg
#dealwithit