Nice to See Jasep finally getting his shit packed in

[Tyde]

I told everyone over 2 years ago this guy was a clown

5K live cash game stake coming apart at the seams

china and drex both bailed hard

not that anyone cares outside of this tiny semi-circle anymore, but I am happy to see Johnny finally take a nasty dump

bon voyage asshole

[Tyde]

correct me if I'm wrong , but I seem to remember calling him out for being a chump and a dick licking nobody a long time ago

odd how his shitty world is crashing down around him, and nobody will remember how I pegged him from day 1 being the master flake he has proven himself to be

I would post this on PFA but I am currently prohibited from contributing there

but nevertheless, its fun to reminisce about the good ol days when I called this chump out

nice identity fraud convictions bro

[Tyde]

ALzDcMDhf2o

[anatine]

Can I get the deets on that whole Jasep/China/Drexel disintegration thing?

My first impression of Jasep was that he was working a long angle from very early on at DonkDown and no one seemed to see it that way so I figured I was just wrong.

[Tyde]

China is like 'um drexel and myself have decided to go in a different direction'

in other words....fuck off you scamming piece of shit ball gagging BEGGAR'

we choose not to associate with scum anymore

have a nice day

[Tyde]

sonatine check out the speed racer intro and tell me that doesn't still give you chills

[anatine]

When I used to visit my Grandmother in the 70s out in LA, I used to devour SpeedRacer cartoons, that shit never aired on the east coast.

I saw Chinas threads about how hes parting ways and how Drexel already bounced, but I cant imagine where the drama is coming from. The VPR forums are only marginally more active than DonkDown and half of the threads are just cross posts from PFA.

I expected there to be some massive scandal, whats all this about identity fraud??

[nextlevelshit]

Wasn't he on your radio show marty? I remember someone on their talking up a big game about game selection and making a decent middle class living year after year. Game selection, yadda, yadda, he told people what they wnated to hear. I was like.. man when i play live i love to get hammered becuase ti is so god damn boring, then I got disconnected and the person sat there badmouthing me a little. I didn't care much, but I remember these things. Honestly looking back it was pretty longcon sounding.

Why is he doing those video shoots? Who wants to look at some ugly mofo talk about playing lower-mid limit poker... like 10 people? Why would he bother ?

[anatine]

I figured he was just positioning himself in case poker "blew up" again.

[anatine]

Also fuck poker, Baccarat is almost fun at least.

[Tyde]

tine

jasep showed up out of nowhere one day and started badmouthing me and tyde 2.0 when chaz was a mod suggesting that I was running a huge scam....he was very outspoken to discredit all of it

i had no idea who the guy was....essentially johnny sep just magically appeared on the scene and jumped on my dick

long story short he sucked some serious dick and made some friends by swallowing huge loads of hot cum

then he announced his 5k cash game live stake after his failed 'vegaspokerradio' fail site was stagnating hard

so a few dozen idiots from PFA shipped cash because china and drex aligned themselves with him on his failsite

so now he is making excuses for not being able to make updates

today china and brandon said fuck off....you are a scamming pos

shenanigans will probably ensue

I just think this is all so funny because Jasep was so dedicated to badmouthing me

but then again I have never been convicted of felony identity fraud , and I certainly never posted a thread begging for a stake for live cash game stakes

[nextlevelshit]

tine

jasep showed up out of nowhere one day and started badmouthing me and tyde 2.0 when chaz was a mod suggesting that I was running a huge scam....he was very outspoken to discredit all of it

i had no idea who the guy was....essentially johnny sep just magically appeared on the scene and jumped on my dick

long story short he sucked some serious dick and made some friends by swallowing huge loads of hot cum

then he announced his 5k cash game live stake after his failed 'vegaspokerradio' fail site was stagnating hard

so a few dozen idiots from PFA shipped cash because china and drex aligned themselves with him on his failsite

so now he is making excuses for not being able to make updates

today china and brandon said fuck off....you are a scamming pos

shenanigans will probably ensue

I just think this is all so funny because Jasep was so dedicated to badmouthing me

but then again I have never been convicted of felony identity fraud , and I certainly never posted a thread begging for a stake for live cash game games

Who was the guy on your radio show with me that time? I called it up once.. One time you had some guy on there who was like 'mr live pro'.. I thoguht it was Jasep. Maybe some other random.

It is a lot of work for a 5k con.

[Tyde]

my last post wasn't very good

this story is like 2000 words minimum

bottom line is he is this broke ass dilrod who showed up out of nowhere and announced a new bad ass radio show and bashing me and my site and anyone associated with me and then tried to parlay it all into some scam

which is what you see happening now

he is getting pounded in the ass because he collected 5k for a 'live stake' and china and drex just both said FUCK THIS

good decision boys

[anatine]

ahhhhhh ok time to tuck into those Project:Sep threads.


scooter once staked me for PLO, ill never do it again. when i won, i knew it wouldnt last, and when i lost, i was physically shivering with guilt and anger. no doubt in my mind that jasep tried to blow it up after a few coolers and things got complicated fast.

pretty delicious irony tho... poker dies largely because of the whole staking/borrowing/miserable-all-the-time subculture, jasep starts a poker site, ends up imploding because of staking/borrowing/misery-all-the-time.

[Tyde]

major props to China and Drex for seeing the light finally and handing this jackoff his pink slip once and for all

[anatine]

welp, heading over to VPR to rake the coals.

All aboard!

http://i.imgur.com/tltmyIa.jpg

[Suicide King]

My cats breath smells like cat food

[Tyde]

note to Druff: let me reg a dupe on PFA so I can torch this phony until he bleeds out of his ass

[Tyde]

welp, heading over to VPR to rake the coals.

All aboard!

http://i.imgur.com/tltmyIa.jpg



amazing

[Tyde]

I hate to even care about poker anymore

but this whole 5K 'Project Sep' is pathetic and sad

this guy begging for a LIVE cash game stake after being convicted of identity fraud LOL

pretty obvious he is a broke fucking gimp looking to pay rent and not run a legit stake

unreal how many dumbasses actually sent this guy money for his (ahem) BAP

[Tyde]

what a great deal for an 'investor'

let me 'buy a piece' of your live games where I have no way to verify your results

then wake up the next morning to read your excuses

lol way to go PFA letting this clown actually collect 5 grand for a live stake






http://www.neverwinpoker.com/files/images/NWP_200x200_Dustin-Woolf.png

[nextlevelshit]

ahhhhhh ok time to tuck into those Project:Sep threads.


scooter once staked me for PLO, ill never do it again. when i won, i knew it wouldnt last, and when i lost, i was physically shivering with guilt and anger. no doubt in my mind that jasep tried to blow it up after a few coolers and things got complicated fast.

pretty delicious irony tho... poker dies largely because of the whole staking/borrowing/miserable-all-the-time subculture, jasep starts a poker site, ends up imploding because of staking/borrowing/misery-all-the-time.

Poker died off because people who didn't win tire of it a lot quicker than people who do win. That is the chief reason and live poker is still waaaay stronger than it ever was pre-boom.

[rum dick]

theres a 20 page or so thread on pfa called project sep or something like that. whole thing started fall around page 16 when cmoney and azzclown and some dupes or lurkers started making common sense observations. dude melted down pretty quickly from there. but seriously nothing worth reading in that thread until then other than jasep making excuses about not playing when he said he would.

look the whole lets stake a guy who we barely know to play untrackable live poker thing is just incredibly stupid on many many many levels.

[Tyde]

theres a 20 page or so thread on pfa called project sep or something like that



thanks for the hot news flash Jethro

[nextlevelshit]

theres a 20 page or so thread on pfa called project sep or something like that. whole thing started fall around page 16 when cmoney and azzclown and some dupes or lurkers started making common sense observations. dude melted down pretty quickly from there. but seriously nothing worth reading in that thread until then other than jasep making excuses about not playing when he said he would.

look the whole lets stake a guy who we barely know to play untrackable live poker thing is just incredibly stupid on many many many levels.

Gambling in -EV games is "stupid" but people do it anyway. In a den of gamblers, that play (jasep investment) is no more stupid than shit most of them do as a matter of daily habit. Azzclown thinks hes a brainchild figuring it out, but it really isn't so simple.

I agree it is stupid, but gambling subculture is based on irrational decisions.

[rum dick]

i dont know shit about any of the players in this deal. but my guess is the guy who said he was winning but reporting less than he won and was using the unreported winnings to pay bills and was probably right. it isnt that hard to grind low stakes live and make a little change. you win 500 over the course of a couple few sessions playing tight, use 350 on your car payment and then tell everyone you won 150. also i dunno for sure but i think he was supposed to be playing at high enough stakes that there would have had to been more movement one way or the other than what was mentioned in the thread (15/30 or something like that)

[Tyde]

can one of the mods here please ban Hoser for 72 hours so he doesn't shit all over a potentially decent thread AGAIN

TIA

[Tyde]

Brian you are the undisputed champion of shitting on good discussions

no offense

[rum dick]

thanks for the hot news flash Jethro

de nada. seriously though that thread is so fucking boring that it might as well be invisible. until yesterday that is.

[Tyde]

Hoser still tilted so hard by Azzclown...to this day

[Tyde]

Gambling in -EV games is "stupid" but people do it anyway. In a den of gamblers, that play (jasep investment) is no more stupid than shit most of them do as a matter of daily habit. Azzclown thinks hes a brainchild figuring it out, but it really isn't so simple.

I agree it is stupid, but gambling subculture is based on irrational decisions.


nothing in your reply is relevant to the original subject matter....just shut your yap and go to bed you fucking idiot

[nextlevelshit]

Brian you are the undisputed champion of shitting on good discussions

no offense

And you never have anything to add that a 15 year old couldn't figure out. Like look at this thread. You're not bringing any fire, you're just banned on PFA and patting yourself on the back because Jasep apparently disliked you before you had a chance to dislike him.

[Tyde]

is your dick nice and hard Brian ?

I can cam with you for a few mins if you want to bust a nut before you pass out

[nextlevelshit]

is your dick nice and hard Brian ?

I can cam with you for a few mins if you want to bust a nut before you pass out

lol this is actually kinda funny, but no marty, I wasn't even trolling you. I remember some guy on a radio show you hosted.. you were happy to have him, yet you claim you hated jasep from 'day one'. I'm trying to figure out if I am confused or if it is just your shit for brains at work.

[Tyde]

guess I'm done with this thread now that Captain Horrible is here

its been real

[nextlevelshit]

guess I'm done with this thread now that Captain Horrible is here

its been real

dont let the door hit your beat up old ass on the way out.

[anatine]

Poker Fraud Alert About Todd ************************ + John Sepulveda
January 21, 2013
By admin
Dan Druff

Todd ************************

Today I will report about two other online forums and their owners, Poker Fraud Alert run by Todd ************************ aka Dan Druff and Vegas Poker Radio forum aka Filthy Limper Radio run by John Sepulveda aka Jasep and JohnnySep.

These forums receive very little traffic (especially Vegas Poker Radio forum) but serve as excellent examples of seemingly benign online forums that offer the potential for defrauding their readers and members.

For full disclosure Todd ************************, John Sepulveda and some of their associates are the subject of investigative research to discover if they have violated criminal and civil laws (Federal and State) concerning cyber stalking, slander, libel, defamation of character, harassment, copyright infringement and more. I will cover this in future articles but this post will address fraud as it relates to John Sepulveda and Todd ************************.

You see, while researching their potential criminal and civil misconduct I discovered some very interesting facts about Todd ************************ and his friend John Sepulveda. I’ll expose one of these verifiable truths today (more to come in the future).

A little background.

Todd Wittteles and John Sepulveda are cyber bullies. In fact, in the past Todd has taken his despicable behavior offline when he spied on and stalked one of his forum members by visiting the victim’s home to take photographs and video he later used to harass the victim.

Both Todd and John have directly attacked me and enlisted their associates to do the same. Of course I will use all legal remedies available but I also have this popular website to expose Dan Druff and Jasep. That is something they didn’t count on.

Todd ************************ is a poker player. He won a significant poker tournament @ 8 years ago. John Sepulveda is also a poker player, although much less accomplished than Dan Druff. Jasep is a small stakes grinder.

Todd ************************ started his forum, Poker Fraud Alert, ostensibly to expose fraud and dirty dealings in the poker community. John Sepulveda is a member of PFA who decided to start his own forum. The two owners allow cross postings between the forums and have appeared as guests and co hosts on their respective forum podcasts.

This where it gets interesting. ************************ allowed Jasep to post a BAP on Poker Fraud Alert. In poker terms a ‘BAP’ is an acronym meaning Buy A Piece of my action. It’s simply a poker player selling or offering shares of his poker play (tournament or cash games) and splitting any potential winnings with the investors.

Jasep raised @ $5,000 for his most recent BAP. However, what John Sepulveda and Todd ************************ did not tell potential BAP investors is that Jasep recently experienced eviction and debt collection problems. Would any investor really risk sending money to a mediocre poker player who was facing eviction?
Jasep

Jasep Arrested For Fraud

More disturbing is the fact that the Johnston, RI Police Department for Feb. 7 to Feb. 10, 2011 reported that John Sepulveda of 19 Warren Ave., North Providence, was arrested and charged with felony identity fraud!

A simple check of any of Jasep’s websites reveals he registered them from 19 Warren Ave., Apt 5, North Providence. That’s a condo John Sepulveda rented. I’m not sure if he still lives there because that condo is listed for sale at $55,000.

Here is a summary of the report provided to Johnston Patch by the Johnston Police Department:

Identity Fraud Arrest

John A. Sepulveda, 30, of 19 Warren Ave., North Providence, was arrested and charged with felony identity fraud.

On Aug. 31, 2010 Rachel Pineda went to the Johnston Police headquarters to report an identity theft that took place in 2009. Pineda told the police that she received a call from a collection agency trying to collect $1,088 for a loan that was in her name, according to the police report. The loan agent provided Pineda with the contact email address that was used on the loan application, along with the mailing address.

The mailing address was for a vacant residence next door to hers. The email address belonged to Pineda’s ex-boyfriend, Sepulveda. An arrest warrant was issued for Sepulveda after he agreed to make a full payment on the loan and neglected to do so twice. He was released on $2,500 personal recognizance.

Source

This is the type of diligence and honesty Todd ************************ employs to protect his readers from potential fraud. The Poker Fraud Alert forum promotes investments from a man, John Sepulveda aka Jasep who has been arrested for fraud!

Now that’s a real Poker Fraud Alert.

[anatine]

shit just got sooOOoooo real

[anatine]

after slogging through that entire thread at pfa, i can honestly say that by rolling the noob troop for 5k, he made more money than he would have ever made on radio shows and failforums.

in that respect, i think jasep executed well.

a live poker bap, and people went for it... i mean, wow.

honestly.

i do want to find the original six toe pete / eviction post, thats some shit i havent found yet.

[Tyde]

LOL

[Tyde]

rolling the noob troop


thats pretty strong

[Tyde]

Jasep was so vocal about how I was running a scam-site with Tyde 2.0

he ripped me hard for weeks about how I was potentially setting up this massive scam

He was one of the loudest voices about how unethical I was and how I was just trying to run phony stakes etc.

One of the main reasons I am vocal right now is because he attacked me for his own benefit...playing politics with Mark and Brandon

look at you now

Mark and Brandon just told you to go fuck yourself

good luck trying to sit at anything higher than 1/2 on the East coast because your rep is toast

clown

[Tyde]

he sucked so much testicle I quit trying to take measurements

biggest ball-gagging loser in the history of whats left of the poker world

[Tyde]

lol @ a 5K 'LIVE' stake

nice job Johnny Sep

[Tyde]

I would be more than happy to engage this clown but number #1 I'm not worthy to communicate openly on PFA.

I find this whole Jasep live cash game scam the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen considering that nobody had ever even heard of him until he made his mark attacking me

never seen a complete nobody rise to this level of personal shame in such a short amount of time

[Tyde]

good to see Johnny getting a reserve supply of feces jammed up his colon

[Tyde]

yea shut it down and disappear fucker


good to see a complete fraud take it hard up the ass

[Tyde]

5k live cash game stake



LOL

[Tyde]

im just amazed I warned all of you about this KNOB a long time ago


I recall stressing heavily that he was a massive GIMP

[Tyde]

i don't know this person

nor do i care to know him

i do know he is a liar and making up all kinds of excuses for his 'live stake' and getting fat cocks crammed up his ass for his lame excuses

jasep you should stop begging for stakes and jump on welfare to support your family

did you really hire a babysitter to watch your kid so you could go grind cash ?

you broke fuck

no sympathy here bro. you are officially pathetic

[Tyde]

id like to point out that I did predict Jack killing Scatman with an ax in the Shining

[Tyde]

just saying I have a gift

[rum dick]

after slogging through that entire thread at pfa, i can honestly say that by rolling the noob troop for 5k, he made more money than he would have ever made on radio shows and failforums.

in that respect, i think jasep executed well.

a live poker bap, and people went for it... i mean, wow.

honestly.

i do want to find the original six toe pete / eviction post, thats some shit i havent found yet.

My name is John Sep****** and I work hard to offer a quality service at a great price and make life easier for people who have much bigger things to think about.

[blake]

Welcome to our newest member, Drexel.

:popcorn

[Tyde]

still a bit in awe of 'rolling the noob troop'


for all intents and purposes, that is straight up money

[anatine]

Welcome to our newest member, Drexel.

:popcorn

http://i.imgur.com/yKIwa1D.gif

[rum dick]

Jewdonk - we are gonna need to hear your thoughts regarding jasep's disclosure that he is Hispanic

[anatine]

http://nationalinterest.org/files/imagecache/resize-340/images/nuclear_explosion.jpg

[Militant Quacks]

JEWDONK = HITS

[Tyde]

seriously though...

I don't know how many of you remember this guy just showing up out of nowhere and suddenly marketing himself as some quasi-poker 'celebrity' and then starting his retarded forum

the thing that bothered me the most was that he was flinging out all these accusations when I had never even heard of him, let alone spoken to him. He was probably the most vocal critic of mine when Tydenation went live.

So needless to say, I am very pleased that China and Drexel packed up and bailed and distanced themselves from this knob.

Now he is getting completely demolished on multiple fronts.

So funny this guy got arrested for identity theft and he can still find enough suckers to back him for a 5K live stake

LMAO that is priceless

anyway, crash and burn bitch.

'Project SEP' gimme a break. what a fucking clown

[Archibald Peck]

75QihdgK9dU&autoplay=1

[Tyde]

lol wtf

[vegas1369]

When I used to visit my Grandmother in the 70s out in LA, I used to devour SpeedRacer cartoons, that shit never aired on the east coast.


I used to watch it all the time, it aired daily for a long time back in the day.

[Tyde]

I used to watch it all the time, it aired daily for a long time back in the day.



whats up NEGRO

[vegas1369]

whats up NEGRO

Hey now!!!

[Tyde]

Hey now!!!


pm me your number again brah

I smashed my old laptop on Dec 21st and lost all my contact info

need to drunk dial you and give you some shit for your ghetto ass tv in the bathroom

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

check pm's

[boomroasted, bro]

^^ 3 days for speaking out of turn.

[rum dick]

big props to tyde and tine for breaking the story re the real truth about jasep

[rum dick]

http://www.donkdown.com/forum/official-havent-been-paid-jasep-thread-t85605.html


hall of fucking fame tine

[anatine]

mother fucking rofl.

[cup]

Calm down nerdbert

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

http://www.donkdown.com/forum/official-havent-been-paid-jasep-thread-t85605.html


hall of fucking fame tine
change jaseps name to jazape imo

HOF worthy right there. Rest of the thread is meh tbh.

[Tyde]

how is 408 not perma banned

enough with the 72 hour hiatuses

[Tyde]

do him a favor and IP ban

[Tyde]

if I was a mod/owner here

my 1st order of business is banning 408

because I wish him the best, and being here on the internet isn't helping his life

[Tyde]

http://lifeintheboomerlane.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/annie-hawkins-norma-stitz.jpg?w=576

[rum dick]

my money is jasep is JoeU.

[Steerpike]

who the fuck is jasep?

[rum dick]

a mexican guy from Rhode Island (such a thing apparently exists) who used webcasts about poker (such a thing also apparently exists) to trick the noobs at PFA into giving him around 9k (combo of 5k in a live poker stake and 4k of $$$ that was supposed to go a kids' charity). he pocketed the money and effectively told the pfa noobs to come and take it. a 90 page thread of whining ensued at pfa.

[rum dick]

aka "a rich man's 408ape"

[Steerpike]

a mexican guy from Rhode Island (such a thing apparently exists) who used webcasts about poker (such a thing also apparently exists) to trick the noobs at PFA into giving him around 9k (combo of 5k in a live poker stake and 4k of $$$ that was supposed to go a kids' charity). he pocketed the money and effectively told the pfa noobs to come and take it. a 90 page thread of whining ensued at pfa.

oh he's the one who made the staking threads

well who could have seen this coming amirite?

[anatine]

big misunderstanding by the looks of it.