SO SORRY J**D**K

[gay sex]

ur no longer off the grid http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/29/kevin-collins-case_n_2577672.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl2%7Csec1_lnk1%26pLid%3D263445

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/965244/thumbs/r-KEVIN-COLLINS-CASE-large570.jpg?6

[Militant Quacks]

kOVBXL3Jcz4&autoplay=1

[Suicide King]

That's a big story here, and that house isn't far from me

[Militant Quacks]

Witnesses said Collins was seen talking to a tall, blonde-haired man shortly before he vanished.

admiral is this true ?

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

That's a big story here, and that house isn't far from me

Was all over the news, what's the happs was there a body found or what happened? I never did see or hear of a climactic ending.

[Tyde]

epic fail unbanning Mike

[Tyde]

any responsible forum admin has banned him for his own good


the (3) day ban/reprimands aren't doing him any favors


props to Bob for slamming Mike with a 72 hour ban whenever he is online to act


408 has no business on the internet


I applaud site owners and admins that step in to take away his ability to manifest his insanity and desperation on a public stage

[gay sex]

hey how bout that 30rock finale though tyde that shit was gooooooooooooooood

[Tyde]

Tapper just post as Tapper you fucking faggot

enough with the gay dupes

so lame

[Tyde]

these dupes are pretty weak imo

[Tyde]

4lAvkeioshs

[gay sex]

no one posting here is tapper

[Tyde]

most of you were 3 years old when that jam made it's debut in 1990

[gay sex]

chicken tonight is my jam

[Tyde]

God I feel sorry for the the kids today

you missed the boat

growing up in the 80' and 90's was epic. back when music still had some soul

[Tyde]

chicken tonight is my jam


see ...wtf does that even mean ?

brain damaged

you don't even make an effort to be coherent anymore

[gay sex]

calm down bro we grew up with nelly

[Tyde]

your cute little tongue in cheek one liners are boring and old

i get your act

say something random and incomprehensible

doesn't work for me

your act is lame. you aren't amusing anymore

but...

I think you are smarter than that

in fact , I think you are smarter than Sky Faggot

[Tyde]

much smarter

[gay sex]

and yet you really couldnt figure out chicken tonight

[gay sex]

oh god i hate to steal lines BUT ITS THE VOICE OF OUR GENERATION

[gay sex]

you pay attention to the pauses, its like a prime sinatra

[Archibald Peck]

gay sex is about to get stand and delivered

[Archibald Peck]

marty escalante is in the building

[Bobby Wong]

marty had a red leather jacket with a lot of buckles and zippers all over it and rocked a sort of semi-permed mullet with a ton of hairspray i dont know it was like he stole his sisters crimper or something

[Militant Quacks]

i am a weak dupe

[Tyde]

I just want to talk about real issues without all this cryptic nonsense

is that too much to ask ?

I enjoy being enlightened

I get pissed off when I'm bored

[Militant Quacks]

what are these real issues you want to talk about morton ?

[Tyde]

I despise this censored network


certain posters being blocked


like myself of course


(and many others)


this game is far from over

[Tyde]

oh ok so 'Oven Wax' is Razor I guess

the only poster who ever called me 'Morton'

post under your real name you fat loser

[gay sex]

and now im confused

[gay sex]

racks will u address the beavs concerns plz

[Militant Quacks]

unfortunately due to a certain individual threatening to post my personal info i am no longer able to post under my previous name

[Tyde]

I may be wrong about that dupe

I'm tired of random accounts taking pot shots like that

weak ass gutless pussies

so disappointing

[Militant Quacks]

however i will confirm that i am not razor

[Tyde]

unfortunately due to a certain individual threatening to post my personal info i am no longer able to post under my previous name


go fuck yourself you spineless little boy

[Tyde]

so boring

[Militant Quacks]

also i would like to make it clear i did not take any potshots i have to much respect for the legend that is father tyde to do any such thing

[Militant Quacks]

so boring

i am not here to amuse you morton

[Tyde]

all the big dogs post openly

all the useless WORMS create dupes

[Tyde]

so many pussies posting under dupes its not even funny

pathetic

[Militant Quacks]

your face is a dupe

[Militant Quacks]

also i am happy to post under my original account but vaughn deleted it and wont restore it probably because he is to busy stealing forums

[Militant Quacks]

all the big dogs post openly

all the useless WORMS create dupes

I AM A BIG DOG WOOF WOOF

[Tyde]

I would love to out all the personal info of all the shit talkers hiding under the shroud of anonymity

wonder how tough these fucktards would be when their first and last name and home address is floating around on the internet

[Archibald Peck]

looks like wax is getting mortowned

[Tyde]

nothing like the warm blanket of anonymity

[rum dick]

and yet you really couldnt figure out chicken tonight

Cut cirrhosis some slack. He missed a lot of TV in the 90s because he was busy banging beach bunnies.

[Tyde]

just tried to register www.personalinfo.com

but its a premium domain

$825.00

maybe I can start a BAP here

[Archibald Peck]

googling david coronado now i hope your warm security blanket of anonymity was comfortable

[rum dick]

your face is a dupe

OvenWax gets 1 day for his terrible and ginormous avatar/sig. Sorry bro but you left me no choice

[Archibald Peck]

whats your business plan for personalinfodotcom.com?

[Tyde]

message me here on Skatz.

25 bucks a share for that domain


lets fuck with people and post family info and stuff

33 shares at 25 bucks each...for 825

i may want to go to KFC or buy my bros drinks at the bowling alley

message me for my checking account number or my PayPal email

this is gonna be good

[rum dick]

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Rum Dick, Archibald Peck, OvenWax, Tyde, gay sex


Maybe gare will throw you a lifeline waxy

[Tyde]

I really value my investors

thanks for having faith in me

[Tyde]

rum dick for root admin

[Archibald Peck]

bz1A0YI7DNs&autoplay=1

[rum dick]

googling david coronado now i hope your warm security blanket of anonymity was comfortable

Do we really have to go there? At least pm me first so don't start harassing the old guy who shares my name.

[Tyde]

in hindsight...


i mean REALLY

props to PokerFraudAlert for basically inviting investors to invest with Jasep and other scammersLOL

hi Todd

[Archibald Peck]

yeah right im sure theres a second dave in coronado that you havent murdered by now

[Tyde]

my god enough with the autoplays you fucking retard

pick and choose your spots

[Tyde]

you ruin so many threads now on this site

yea we get it

auto play hahahahaha

fucking moron

[rum dick]

On second thought dude held onto one of my amazon shipments for almost two months before getting around to letting me know he had it. So get em AP.

[rum dick]

Tyde check pms for admin password

[Tyde]

probably HT

dupe dupe dupe

someone sell me 1/2 of this site right now

lets get rid of the bottom feeders

[Tyde]

archibald peck is a no brainer insta ban

[rum dick]

Ovenwax is unbanned. Don Julio says he's sorry for the inconvenience.

[Tyde]

props to Druff for starting a forum community that encourages scammers to get together to run scams

[Tyde]

Who owns this pos

I want to talk to the current site owner about buying in here

[Archibald Peck]

i think mark zuckerberg might have stolen the idea for personalinfo.com already better get cracking

[rum dick]

Pretty sure archibald will post my social security number if I ban him and I don't think I can live down the humiliation if y'all see my credit score.

[Tyde]

Todd is on top of the world right now


watching Johnny Sep get buttfucked on HIS site

[Tyde]

all the 'personalinfo' domains are all locked up man

[Tyde]

sigh I guess its time

[Archibald Peck]

fucking jews man

[Tyde]

deleted from net

[gay sex]

wait till todd hears that every member at skatz fake echecked our fantasy football league this year SHIT IS SO REAL

[Militant Quacks]

TYDEPOKER 4.0 COMING SOON

[rum dick]

Jasep thing is like manna from the heavens for druff. Sordid affair hella makes pfa relevant nevermind the fact that you and tine broke the story first.

[Tyde]

whew ..good thing I didn't enter what I just typed

[rum dick]

fucking jews man

[gay sex]

bro how about the tuisasosopo kid literally having a 1 in 10 million chance of being lennay according to the fbi

AND THEN HE IS

[Tyde]

This episode with Jasep is so much deeper than people realize.

I just don't have the time or the energy to spell it out

sigh....whatever I say gets edited by guess who

I am not allowed to respond.....that is the beauty of running a message forum

I am perma-banned from PFA, the site owner is terrified of me, or I would be happy to step up and debate every single facet of this Jasep clusterfuck

who the fuck owns this site

[gay sex]

YOU ASK FOR MIRACLES MARTIN, I GIVE YOU THE F B I

[gay sex]

okay i deserve a berry smoothie for that

[Tyde]

should have let me post on a dupe Todd

[rum dick]

What are the odds that such a thing like a gay mormon Samoan who is in love with his cousin exists?

[Tyde]

this will be fun

[rum dick]

I cant even believe that reality gave me a chance to type that and will somebody give tyde the keys to a pfa dupe. Throw the man a fucking bone. Damn affront to God that jsearles gets to post there and tyde doesnt

[rum dick]

Tags are hof. But why cant gare eat apples?

[gay sex]

bro are you kidding we have another pfa dupe, when that guy posted about his mom dying in south america and hes like i cant get the body back

I NEEDED AN ACCOUNT to type just tell the cruise ship to throw that bitch overboard

it was a plat line

[gay sex]

uige is out of control on tags he likes his projects

[Tyde]

pretty sure I could bury PFA within about 8 weeks with some creative social engineering

important to note that I don't give a fuck

my life is not driven by rejoicing in the misery of others

this is his life...feeding off other people suffering

[Archibald Peck]

Tags are hof. But why cant gare eat apples?

the cellulose in the skin makes it physically impossible for him unless its peeled

[gay sex]

wheres the weekly tyde cooking hour if you want a piece of this pie and creative control, ur making us suffer not seeing ur reindeer meat hoagies

[Tyde]

are the owners here selling shares of Skatz ?

I want in

PM me

[Archibald Peck]

you cant sell what you dont own

[Tyde]

need to see a long term agenda from the current shareholders

[Archibald Peck]

although the americas seemed to start that way

[Tyde]

is archibald peck = hello there

definitely a douchebag

fuck off idiot

[Tyde]

you are clueless, boring and juvenile

go away

please

[Archibald Peck]

need to see a long term agenda from the current shareholders

ah you mean the skatz manifesto.

interesting fact: the words "whore mother" appear in it 89 times

[gay sex]

jesus christ gordon there are no shares for sale for ur 850 dollars but a weekly cooking show where u sip white wine out of a coonskin jug and use local gamebirds we start talking turkey no pun intended

[Tyde]

you aren't funny...you're a walking fucking vomit bag



shut your boring pie hole

[Tyde]

so who owns this place anyway


I want in

[Tyde]

i thought money talked

attn: owner of Skatz

pm me I want to buy a piece

[gay sex]

whats ur number gord

[rum dick]

pretty sure I could bury PFA within about 8 weeks with some creative social engineering

important to note that I don't give a fuck

my life is not driven by rejoicing in the misery of others

this is his life...feeding off other people suffering

His = vaughnp....kid is so persian.

[Tyde]

Johnny Sep will vouch for me

[gay sex]

uve obviously been into sherry so im gonna guess you throw out 2k

[gay sex]

stop wasting time and get urself into ur frozen kitchen

[rum dick]

But seriously vaughn stole skatz from scooter and would probably sell it for a number 3 from whataburger *whatasized*. In the meantime I will sell you an admin password for 825. No echecks.

[gay sex]

THIS HOLLYWOOD DAVE GUY BRO PRICE OF POKER HAS GONE UP ILL DO IT FOR 5 dollars and a 30 minute video of you making chili for the superbowl

[Tyde]

obvious jab there

I'm a little perturbed about Vegas giving credit to Tine seeing this coming 1st

do I have to go back to DD and dig up my posts ?

Yes I was the 1st person to call out Johnny for being a massive butt-plug

about 2 years ago.

[gay sex]

you gotta make it slapsticky and at the end do that thing GOTTA GO HOPE U ENJOY THE RECIPE GONNA HIT THE RESTROOM BEFORE THE BIG GAME

and then its like a cartoon noise as you burn ur penis cuz you have leftover chilis on ur fingers and we just here you scream and then it looney tune zooms into black on ur bathroom door

[Tyde]

not that I need a pat on the back or anything but some of you people have a pretty fucking short memory

[Tyde]

not that I need a pat on the back or anything but some of you people have a pretty fucking short memory


stfu retard

[gay sex]

thats not too much to ask right

[Tyde]

so whats it gonna take for me to buy 51% of this shitpile

[gay sex]

omg you are a national treasure

can we get this timestamped like when u can twitterhop 3 years back on a certain date

the day jewdonk lectured people about short term memory, i mean just a round of applause to ur audacity sir

[Tyde]

man you just make NO SENSE

I swear to god...GS is legit retarded

[Tyde]

I want to buy a majority stake in this site

how much

otherwise shut the fuck up

dude grow up

sometimes you are funny...most of the time you are retarded and incomprehensible

[gay sex]

sigh

carrico if you wanna be about ur pathetic drunk offer pm sonatine and the skatz dot esquire will look over ur terrible offer for 51 percent by sunday, and if ur not gonna be about it fall back on ur sacramento muskrat chili

[Archibald Peck]

just sell him the site gary

[Tyde]

everyone is investing 6 grand for 20% in boring 'radio shows'

I want to buy Skatz and then start selling pieces of my ownership

lets get this party started

[gay sex]

PM SONATINE

[Tyde]

LOL @ every single dumbass who bought a piece of Johnny's LIVE stake

wow

[gay sex]

you literally might have brain damage

[Tyde]

I am dead serious about buying a majority interest here


who wants to shake it up


will ship funds immediately....no BAP here

[gay sex]

PECK IM GETTING TO THE END OF MY CHICKENCLAWS HERE BRO IM GONNA NEED YOU TO POST A VIDEO OF SOMEONE ROUNDING UP OSTRICHES OR SOMETHING CUZ I CANT ANYMORE

[Archibald Peck]

he really is incredible

[Tyde]

I could fire up a brand new domain in a matter of hours...but Skatz has a certain intrinsic value that I'd like to capitalize on

[Tyde]

gonna need a PM with an offer in the next 24 hours folks

or the offer is off the table

[Tyde]

someone better text the real owner of this pile and let him know whats up

[anatine]

its a very complicated situation.

scooter originally made me a part owner before this site even existed, then we worked on it together and he brought vaughn in to deal with vbulletin being intrinsically awful and then we had this very dramatic very public schizm about embedding flash and that blew over but in the meantime scooter had given vaughn "majority ownership" without actually bothering to rescind my percent.

which, hilariously, made me the new majority owner.

so suddenly vaughn realizes he has absolutely no real tools to deal with scooter as a business partner and basically gets fed up and just hosts the whole thing on his hardware, still unaware that he owns like 51% of 50%, not 51% of 100% or whatever, you get the idea, and scooter wants me to step in and reclaim it and im like a) vaughn is going a fine job of keeping the site up, b) scooter doesnt care and he knows he doesnt care he just wants a place to be brilliant and hilarious on his own terms, and c) the black man is the original man which makes him God and if you cant see that then its because your peckerwood cave mind has gone toxic and aint nobody got time for that yall.

so honestly if you want to make an offer thats fine but youre up against dr who money and real talk thats *probably* outside your comfort zone, nothing personal.

[anatine]

also im trying to study for CISA certification and real talk the money is like longer than longway but these fucking questions are making my eyes queer up:

40. After reviewing its business processes, a large organization is deploying a new web application based on a Voice-over IP (VoIP) technology. Which of the following is the MOST appropriate approach for implementing access control that will facilitate security management of the VoIP web application?
A. Fine-grained access control.
B. Role-based access control (RBAC).
C. Access control lists.
D. Network/service access control.


real talk i have to know that shit now.

thats my fucking life.

[anatine]

400 question exam in june on this shit.

[anatine]

that said we are talking about boat money.

[anatine]

im not fucking playing with you, if i nail this cert in june, 2015 im copping a Herreshoff 28, and thats so real.

[anatine]

i already named it.

[anatine]

not going to tell you the name tho.

[anatine]

bad luck.

[anatine]

41. To optimize an organization's business contingency plan (BCP), an IS auditor should recommend conducting a business impact analysis (BIA) in order to determine:
A. the business processes that generate the most financial value for the organization and, therefore, must be recovered first.
B. the priorities and order for recovery to ensure alignment with the organization's business strategy.
C. the business processes that must be recovered following a disaster to ensure the organization's survival.
D. the priorities and order of recovery which will recover the greatest number of systems in the shortest time frame.

[anatine]

im going to seriously try to get on ADD meds for this

[Tyde]

its a very complicated situation.

scooter originally made me a part owner before this site even existed, then we worked on it together and he brought vaughn in to deal with vbulletin being intrinsically awful and then we had this very dramatic very public schizm about embedding flash and that blew over but in the meantime scooter had given vaughn "majority ownership" without actually bothering to rescind my percent.

which, hilariously, made me the new majority owner.

so suddenly vaughn realizes he has absolutely no real tools to deal with scooter as a business partner and basically gets fed up and just hosts the whole thing on his hardware, still unaware that he owns like 51% of 50%, not 51% of 100% or whatever, you get the idea, and scooter wants me to step in and reclaim it and im like a) vaughn is going a fine job of keeping the site up, b) scooter doesnt care and he knows he doesnt care he just wants a place to be brilliant and hilarious on his own terms, and c) the black man is the original man which makes him God and if you cant see that then its because your peckerwood cave mind has gone toxic and aint nobody got time for that yall.

so honestly if you want to make an offer thats fine but youre up against dr who money and real talk thats *probably* outside your comfort zone, nothing personal.




http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/3244411_o.gif

[Archibald Peck]

herrington help us if we have 2 scooters roaming about in 2015

[Tyde]

OaiSHcHM0PA

[anatine]

scooter and i are literally sailing around south east asia circa 2016 and if he thinks he has a choice hes out of his fucking gourd.

[Tyde]

Do you accept MasterCard & Visa ?

[Tyde]

http://www.surf-store.com/product_images/uploaded_images/paypal-logo.jpg

[Archibald Peck]

if this is a world where two men with a combined iq of 450 are unable to chase down some desoxyn then i no longer want to be a part of it

[Tyde]

OMG Marty must be running a SCAM

um no ...I will ship funds first to buy a % here

who runs this operation anyway ?

I'm trying to solicit an offer here.

Do I need to post full frontal ?

whats wrong with you people

[anatine]

the minimum offer would be in the low five figure range because i know absolutely no one would be willing to pay it.

[Tyde]

http://www.fanhow.com/images/4/49/Animated-Fire.gif

[Tyde]

the minimum offer would be in the low five figure range because i know absolutely no one would be willing to pay it.

lol low 5 figures get real man

[anatine]

im deadly serious when i say thats how much it would take for me to consider actually trying to get involved in this equation. i absolutely 100% do not expect you to pay it or even consider it.

[Archibald Peck]

i think its been long overdue.

8vMJUpcZlOg&autoplay=1

[Tyde]

you and your autoplays

how boring

what part of picking and choosing your spots don't you understand ?

at last make an effort at being unique

so far you have mastered the art of being forgettable and plain

idiot

at least make an effort

the world has enough horrible

[anatine]

you and your autoplays

how boring

what part of picking and choosing your spots don't you understand ?

at last make an effort at being unique

so far you have mastered the art of being forgettable and plain

idiot

at least make an effort

the world has enough horrible


i dont agree.

[anatine]

i scored 50% on my CISA practice exam and im literally ecstatic.

[rum dick]

also im trying to study for CISA certification and real talk the money is like longer than longway but these fucking questions are making my eyes queer up:

40. After reviewing its business processes, a large organization is deploying a new web application based on a Voice-over IP (VoIP) technology. Which of the following is the MOST appropriate approach for implementing access control that will facilitate security management of the VoIP web application?
A. Fine-grained access control.
B. Role-based access control (RBAC).
C. Access control lists.
D. Network/service access control.


real talk i have to know that shit now.

thats my fucking life.

a. fine grain it.

[rum dick]

have no idea what that means but it sounds cool.

[Archibald Peck]

i think its b) role play

[Tyde]

nice job grinding this thread to a halt with your collective random horribleness

[Tyde]

fucking idiots

[Archibald Peck]

thanks

[Tyde]

no seriously

its almost like you go out of your way to be fucking BORING

wake me up when you have something interesting to offer you little maggot

[Tyde]

nothing worse than someone who can't hold your attention


have you ever tried to carry on a conversation with someone who was putting you to sleep ?


its hard pretending to be interested in stupid

[rum dick]

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Rum Dick, Tyde

sorry about all of that grinding to a halt boring you out of mind your business. it's kinda how we roll around here. but rest assured that the silent majority is definitely looking forward to your benevolent regime and the accompanying chang of pace.

[Archibald Peck]

enough pecking for tonight

[Archibald Peck]

HV6t58xEddA&autoplay=1

[Tyde]

1st order of business when I assume a majority ownership here is to perma-ban Archibald Peck for being boring, repetitive and awful

[Tyde]

it was funny once

[Bobby Wong]

1st order of business when I assume a majority ownership here is to perma-ban Archibald Peck for being boring, repetitive and awful

it dosent matter what percent you own rico, you will always be a minority owner

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

any responsible forum admin has banned him for his own good


the (3) day ban/reprimands aren't doing him any favors


props to Bob for slamming Mike with a 72 hour ban whenever he is online to act


408 has no business on the internet


I applaud site owners and admins that step in to take away his ability to manifest his insanity and desperation on a public stage

My beard and the bitch it helped me lay last night both share a higher IQ than you martin. How does that feel? How does knowing you are dumber than dirt make you feel martin?

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

a. fine grain it.

C obviously.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

41. To optimize an organization's business contingency plan (BCP), an IS auditor should recommend conducting a business impact analysis (BIA) in order to determine:
A. the business processes that generate the most financial value for the organization and, therefore, must be recovered first.
B. the priorities and order for recovery to ensure alignment with the organization's business strategy.
C. the business processes that must be recovered following a disaster to ensure the organization's survival.
D. the priorities and order of recovery which will recover the greatest number of systems in the shortest time frame.

Obviously D

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

its a very complicated situation.

scooter originally made me a part owner before this site even existed, then we worked on it together and he brought vaughn in to deal with vbulletin being intrinsically awful and then we had this very dramatic very public schizm about embedding flash and that blew over but in the meantime scooter had given vaughn "majority ownership" without actually bothering to rescind my percent.

which, hilariously, made me the new majority owner.

so suddenly vaughn realizes he has absolutely no real tools to deal with scooter as a business partner and basically gets fed up and just hosts the whole thing on his hardware, still unaware that he owns like 51% of 50%, not 51% of 100% or whatever, you get the idea, and scooter wants me to step in and reclaim it and im like a) vaughn is going a fine job of keeping the site up, b) scooter doesnt care and he knows he doesnt care he just wants a place to be brilliant and hilarious on his own terms, and c) the black man is the original man which makes him God and if you cant see that then its because your peckerwood cave mind has gone toxic and aint nobody got time for that yall.

so honestly if you want to make an offer thats fine but youre up against dr who money and real talk thats *probably* outside your comfort zone, nothing personal.

You always owned the site. Only a moron has difficulty comprehending this, I mean you hold the keys to the root admin account and so far as I know have 0.0 desire to let it go so who how and where was there ever any idea ever of really anything having to do with you relinquishing power literally ever?

Power doesn't work that way.

[Tyde]

Mike how did it go up in North Dakota trying to bust into the oil industry

oh that's right you couldn't afford enough gas to get there

[Tyde]

Mike how is learning Mandarin Chinese coming along ?

oh that's right, you couldn't afford Rosetta Stone

[Tyde]

Mike are you enjoying being a Navy Seal ?

oh that's right, you couldn't pass the psyche evaluation

[Tyde]

Mike are you enjoying being a male nurse ?

oh that's right, you never followed up on that either

[boomroasted, bro]

rofl

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://www.acegroup.com/kr-kr/assets/fss-personal-info-poster.jpg

[gay sex]

wow this was aspie level reading and repeating himself by tydepoker

[Behemoth]

That asian kid's head is ginormous. I bet he's really good at math.