now this were gonna need to talk about

[gay sex]

maybe the greatest script of all time?

http://io9.com/5981002/proof-that-superman-lives-would-have-made-batman--robin-look-like-the-dark-knight

im kind of in awe of this, you have a vaudeville robot, lex luthor possibly in don king wig in 1998

i feel like we spent 3 years in the ist writing this as the sequel to our j**d**k musical

[Tyde]

god you are so fucking annoying

I honestly think you are legitimately retarded

[gay sex]

little better you italian chappy and you better say yes cuz i feel like i just sold my soul

[Tyde]

scuter is smart, angry and boring at the same time

GS is just annoying and funny 18% of the time

more gay sex and less sky nigger

id rather be annoyed by a retard than pissed off by someone that thinks they are a genius

GS > Sky Nigger

not even a contest

you can tell SkyNigger is so angry all the time....at least Gare is laughing while he types

[gay sex]

stop derailing the goat script you jackass

[Tyde]

when I see a Sky Nigger post on this site, 100% guaranteed he's flaunting his (lack of) intellect

what a pompous knob

meth is a hell of a drug

Gay Sex is at the very least good natured and not so fucking bitter about life

Sky Nigger/Scuter (whatever his name is) is what I like to refer to as a 'pseudo-intellectual' with a reliable meth connection

every one of his posts just reeks of hatrid for his fellow man

clown

fuck off you long winded speed freak.

[gay sex]

will you fucking focus bro have you even read this article

[gay sex]

jesus christ its like wrangling an ostrich dealing with you

[Tyde]

I used to own AOL when I was doing blow


fast forward to right now


every Sky Nigger manifesto on this site is a product of a huge meth bender

[Tyde]

the guy is clearly a speed freak

or am I imagining things

[Tyde]

most of you were still in junior high school when AOL chat was rocking it

[Tyde]

Gay Sex was like 6 years old when I was banging skanks from Sacramento chat

[gay sex]

archibald peck will you handle this i just cant did that washing of the hands move irl

[gay sex]

aright last one for tyde i might not be a wizened old redwood like you with rings of tobacco layers, but i will impart this and its a throwback to ur glory days

do you remember ranch pringles? you obv do

pair that with a moderately priced sangiovese BUDDY UR CAPTURING LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE RIGHT THERE

[Tyde]

Gay Sex for root admin

impeach Sky Nigger

[Archibald Peck]

this is going to be worse than hiroshima

[gay sex]

this god damn script is not getting the respect it deserves by any of you

VAUDEVILLE ROBOT

[Archibald Peck]

i would autoplay it

[gay sex]

LOOK AT THIS
The script doesn't describes what Doomsday looks like (this concept art is a possibility), but the fight goes pretty much like it does in The Death of Superman comics, in that they both beat each other to death. Except that the scriptwriter insists that Superman kicks Doomsday "with a super-steel-toed boot." Superman wears steel-toed boots. Uh-huh. Oh, and there's this:

LUTHOR teases his hair into a Don King 'do, and crows):
You loved The Thrilla In Manilla!
You dug The Rumble In the Jungle! Tonight, Brainy and I bring you:
The Superman-Stoppa In Metroppa!


your telling me a 1998 version of that you wouldnt have 14 copies of

[Tyde]

I have a sex video on my old hard drive from my smashed laptop

looking into seeing if its salvageable

if its gonna cost me more than 200 it wont happen

I smashed my laptop on 12/21

if I can salvage the HD I'll post my fuck video

[gay sex]

bro and then you throw in the fish out of water odd couple comedy

BRAINIAC HALF:
Excuse me ... We were supposed to fuse together. Not room together.

LUTHOR HALF:
Hey I'm clean, I don't smoke, I never leave hairs in the sink ...

Oh, there's more:

BRAINIAC HALF:
I always wanted to be part-real!

LUTHOR HALF:
I always wanted to be part-fake!

One more for the road!

LUTHOR HALF'S VOICE:
So what's our new corporate name?

BRAINIAC HALF :
"Brex"?

LUTHOR HALF:
Too hair-care. "Luthiac"?

BRAINIAC HALF:
Too mandolin-maker. "Brainlex"?

Later, Kal-El finds Lois and asks her why he kinda sorta recognizes her. Lois tries to explain, but it's all super-awkward (no pun), and Kal-El gives her his S-shield throwing star and flies off. Lexiac almost instantly captures Lois, where Brainiac's head says:

BRAINIAC HALF:
The Baron of Brilliant, Sultan of Smart, guy who put the "I" in IQ.


im literally moved to tears of laughter at this greatness and how much money they stole from the studio for this

[gay sex]

explain ur smashed laptop from aught 12 and the circumstances that lead up to it cuz this is now the 4th time youve referenced it

[Tyde]

I didn't read any of that

[Tyde]

what the fuck is wrong with you

[gay sex]

did i co opt sinatra in an uncomfortable way for you

[Tyde]

Sky Nigger / fuckface is definitely coherent and articulate

but you are clearly retarded and disturbed

I still think you are smarter than him in some sick and twisted way

I like people that deflect admiration.

SkyNigger/Scuter whatever this fucking meth heads name is....seems so determined to flaunt his intellect

I like that you don''t care. But you are still a complete retard

[Tyde]

how about an ownership breakdown for Skatz

[gay sex]

martin have you eaten lunch today sweetheart

[blake]

how about an ownership breakdown for Skatz

vaughn = 100% owner

[Militant Quacks]

vaughn stole

[gay sex]

rack you should probably rape ur percentage back from him

[Militant Quacks]

that sounds like a logistical nightmare

[rum dick]

Nothing some black market dick pills cant fix

[gay sex]

no one has any god damn respect for ops anymore


SITE REALLY REALLY GOING DOWNHILL

[gay sex]

THIS SCRIPT HAD A VAUDEVILLE ROBOT AND WOULD HAVE COST LIKE 100 million to make no one is just blown away by this, this would have been like the hyped movie of the year

[gay sex]

NICKY CAGE WAS JUST COMING OFF THE OSCAR BUZZ OF LEAVING LAS VEGAS IN LIKE 1997 OR WHAT NOT AND BURTON WAS GONNA DIRECT AND THIS WAS THE SCRIPT how are you retards not more blown away by this

[Archibald Peck]

blanking you

[rum dick]

Just for the record...thank you for that op...just sent the pic of cage dressed as superman to everyone I know.

[Hillbilly Jim]

any update on that hard drive?

[Bobby Wong]

theres a movie about this movie now, its some neckbeard dude interviewing people and talking about how awesome this could have been and also tim burton is apparently a total aspie

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i.imgur.com/Oq6T4p2.jpg