***OFFICIAL LATE NIGHT SNACK***

[Behemoth]

Just made my favorite late night snack. Fried potatoes covered in cheese and ketchup topped off with two over easy eggs. Oh yeah, I brought it.

[Bobby Wong]

brought it where

[anatine]

directly to AMAZINGTOWN

[Bobby Wong]

im not so sure about that, i think it depends on how you cut the potatoes

[Militant Quacks]

cut potatoes into cubes dumbazz

[anatine]

i prefer mine scalloped.

[anatine]

also, deal with that.

[Bobby Wong]

see, i think sliced but fried until they get a little browned and crispy on the edges

[rum dick]

Tyde likes in and out french fries. Winnie does not approve

[Militant Quacks]

seriously though cubed with some herbs and spices is the goat way

[Archibald Peck]

cube for a rube

[Hillbilly Jim]

Tyde likes in and out french fries. Winnie does not approve

yesterday i was saddened to learn that the in and out owner is very religious and puts secret christian messages on packaging

on another note it must be gods will for her to be in charge because her grandfather and uncle died in separate plane crashes and her father died in a drag racing crash

[gay sex]

lol at just figuring that out you midwestern slob deluxe SLASH rube, BACKSLASH youve probably never even had it even though u were raised in modesto and fin

[gay sex]

im saying you literally cant afford to fly to california

[VaughnP]

Jim's got this guy in a real tizzy.

[Bobby Wong]

also i think paul kersey died of cholesterol poisoning

[VaughnP]

Also, I'm not sure exactly what one calls them, but pan fried potatoes only ever so slightly browned and not crispy, cooked with the lid on to sort of steam them to a soft, greasy consistency are the goat of potatoing. Seriously, I would pay 30 dollars right now for potatoes cooked to that state of perfection, topped with an over abundance of ketchup and a ridiculous amount of black pepper.

This picture is close:

http://crazykoreancooking.com/sites/default/files/IMG_5813.JPG?1308711111

[VaughnP]

http://www.skatzpoker.org/forums/image.php?u=16&dateline=1345313693

[Hillbilly Jim]

lol at not crispy
nice moron taste buds you have

[VaughnP]

brah, there is a time and place for crispy and it is called french fries.

[Hillbilly Jim]

everyone knows caramelization = flavour

[boomroasted, bro]

Brah, there is a time and place for greasy mush, its the shitter first thing in the morning.

[Hillbilly Jim]

Brah, there is a time and place for greasy mush, its poutine.
fyp

[VaughnP]

There is no wrong way to potato. Baked ones aren't crispy for example, but they are still goat with butter etc. Get serious.

[rum dick]

brah, there is a time and place for crispy and it is called french fries.

Yeah but those look like french fries if french fries had downs

[rum dick]

You fuckers are killing me with this thread. Im about to make breakfast and realized i only had eggs and english muffins. Something is missing....motherfucking potatoes and here's this thread mocking my most important meal of the day fail. Also let's just pretend that i have bacon.

[rum dick]

I do have oj and champagne but drinking mimosas by myself on a tuesday morning is a little too gay sexish for my comfort.

[Archibald Peck]

listen up you fucking nerds

walt jr. knows breakfast

[gay sex]

does he really though

[gay sex]

i feel like if i saw vaughn sitting down eating his grapefruit with that weird serrated spoon id take two previously creamed cream cheese bagels and smash them on the side of his head

ITS JUST WHAT I WOULD DO, no disrespect but hes got a face for bagel smashing

[Militant Quacks]

and you on the other hand have a face like a smashed bagel

[gay sex]

we all know thats not true racks delicate features like a china doll and spizzarkling green eyes you can check my stats son

[Militant Quacks]

with chicken hands and a smashed bagel face, life sure is tough for old man gare

[Behemoth]

Clearing a few things up. Yes, cubed. Yes, slightly browned and crispy. Now onto Vaughn's abortion of a post


Also, I'm not sure exactly what one calls them, but pan fried potatoes only ever so slightly browned and not crispy, cooked with the lid on to sort of steam them to a soft, greasy consistency are the goat of potatoing. Seriously, I would pay 30 dollars right now for potatoes cooked to that state of perfection, topped with an over abundance of ketchup and a ridiculous amount of black pepper.

This picture is close:

http://crazykoreancooking.com/sites/default/files/IMG_5813.JPG?1308711111


If you like Korean prepared potatoes so much, why don't you move back to North Korea you fucking commie bastard.

[Behemoth]

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

[Willie McAboutThatLife]

this thread is dry as fuck

casserole mac n cheese, with jalapeno and pepperoni

ya'll ain't even about that life, you thirsty-ass bobby flay wannabe's

http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5828&d=1358668894

http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5829&d=1358668917

http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5831&d=1358668966

[VaughnP]

Not sure if you are taking mac n' cheese to new heights or you're just a derelict who came up with this dish out of necessity. We're going to need someone else's expert opinion.

[VaughnP]

The jalapenos turn it into a fail dish, there's no disputing that.

[VaughnP]

Yeah but those look like french fries if french fries had downs

Those downs potatoes really bring out the potatoes savory umami taste potential when done right. In my opinion potatoes cooked this way are the perfect middle ground of all potato dishes. You faggots shouldn't knock it until you try it.

[Willie McAboutThatLife]

The jalapenos turn it into a fail dish, there's no disputing that.

incorrect

it's what tied it all together

out of all the food in my super moist thread, that mac n cheese might have been the high water mark

[Militant Quacks]

mac n cheese is terrible i enjoy real pasta not that shit

[rum dick]

quit being a tard, wax

[Archibald Peck]

i blame the ptsd brought on by scooter raping him and recording it

[Archibald Peck]

oh and vaughnp busted out umami on us like its 2005

[Willie McAboutThatLife]

http://i.imgur.com/Eof3EHt.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Ah0l0EW.jpg



DON'T EVER DOUBT ME

[Archibald Peck]

you know that potato was dry as shit but he powered thru for the sake of it and that is the true mark of a good poster

http://i.minus.com/ibjvNt1xbRlIAB.gif

[Archibald Peck]

bill mcyolo is unforgivable however

[Behemoth]

http://i.imgur.com/Eof3EHt.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Ah0l0EW.jpg



DON'T EVER DOUBT ME


Hey brah, your steak seems to be missing something. In the first picture, on the right hand side next to the potatoes, there is a big chunk of meat missing. Oh that's right, you cannot afford.

[Mal Reese]

Steak?

[VaughnP]

Like literally one step above prison food. That baked potato, if one can call it that, is a crying shame.

[Behemoth]

Seriously Willie, if you post a t-bone pic, it better be a full on porterhouse or you can bet dollars to donuts you WILL get called out on it.

[Behemoth]

And the best thing that ratty ass piece of beef ever did was get lodged into your colon for the next 10 years. That's not gonna be a fun shit.

[Behemoth]

And the best thing that ratty ass piece of beef ever did was get lodged into your colon for the next 10 years. That's not gonna be a fun shit.


I say that because in it's previous life, that piece of beef lost 14 consecutive races on the east coast.

[rum dick]

Boom roasted

[Behemoth]

Just scarfed down 3 pieces of french toast w/powdered sugar, stacks of butter, maple syrup, 2 cheese eggs, 3 piece of bacon and a yoohoo.

[Bobby Wong]

probably if you threw all that shit in a food processor and then cooked it to a gooey pink in a frying pan it would cure your alzheimers

[Behemoth]

probably if you threw all that shit in a food processor and then cooked it to a gooey pink in a frying pan it would cure your alzheimers


I have alzheimers? This is the first I'm hearing about it...

[rum dick]

probably if you threw all that shit in a food processor and then cooked it to a gooey pink in a frying pan it would cure your alzheimers

:bravo

[gay sex]

Shout out to Vaughn roasting fools in this thread

[gay sex]

Behemoth did well also but that baked potato comma if you can call it that line was plat

[gay sex]

Also I get my fries lightly done at in n out so I'm team Walt Jr here

[VaughnP]

Fuck, now I have to go get some french fries. Just ate a large portion of some kind of turtle ice cream pie, shit was meh - I'm just not a dessert person.