lil skatz prayer for the goat jerry buss

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winning championships, running la, being an all around legend for like 50 years

dave pull out ur mormon prayer rug and face utah

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Dear Lord of Mercy and Father of Comfort,
You are the One I turn to for help in moments of weakness and times of need. I ask you to be with your servant in this illness. Psalm 107:20 says that you send out your Word and heal. So then, please send your healing Word to your servant. In the name of Karl Malone, box out all infirmity and sickness from Dr Buss' body.

Dear Lord, I ask you to turn this weakness into strength, suffering into compassion, sorrow into joy, and pain into comfort for others, Dwight Howard's free throw percentage to above 50%. May your servant trust in your goodness and hope in your faithfulness, even in the middle of this suffering. Let him be filled with patience and joy in your presence as he waits for your healing touch or at least give him the number to Kobe's German doctor, the one who did the blood recycling thingy to black mamba's knee that had nothing at all to do with hgh.

Please restore your servant to full health, dear Father. Remove all fear and doubt from his heart by the power of Steve Nash's hair.

As you heal and renew your servant, Lord, may he bless and praise you.

All of this I pray in the name of Karl Malone

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and may paul gasol pull a latrell sprewell on mike d'antoni.

amen

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in case the goat passes away lets just celebrate his life FUCKING PHD in chemistry by 24, and then apparently used his influence to bang mega hot sluts for like 30 years, thats chemistry folks

[rum dick]

never forget getting a dui at 74 with a 23 year old piece of hot tail

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like hes got zero leaks in his life besides one dumb son and kobes horrible contract


thats pretty much a life well lived

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if theres a god he got that dui in a gold sl560 benz from 1988 just because he could

[poofter]

All the coke and booze is catching up

get well jerry

[gay sex]

his love of kobe is annoying i wish he never would have been a laker they still would have ringed 3 times with shaq maybe 5 peat with any other competent wing

[rum dick]

rofl just saw it was a station wagon...what fucking pimp

[gay sex]

catching up? hes fucking like 80 or something you faggot hellothere you will be dead of 7 layer nachos at 65 in a newport beach slum adjacent dont pretend ur seeing 80

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btw seriously what is it kobe on the floor lakers down like 15 at all times, ,kobe on bench lakers cut it to 4 points and kobe is the only one not getting off the bench when players like clark and jamison score

THE WOAT

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also shout out to larry david sitting like 4 right from the lakers bench

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UR GETTING RAPED BY THE CLIPPERS YOU JOKE ASS LAKERS TEAM HAVE SOME FUCKING PRIDE

[poofter]

catching up? hes fucking like 80 or something you faggot hellothere you will be dead of 7 layer nachos at 65 in a newport beach slum adjacent dont pretend ur seeing 80

65? i doubt i make it to 30

[blake]

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6851/laterfaggif.gif

[Hillbilly Jim]

a phd from usc is sooo much better than gary finishing last in his class at colorado school of mines

[rum dick]

university of Phoenix have a geology department?

[Hillbilly Jim]

to be fair to gary colorado school of mines is :allegedly a top 200 university of the whole world

[Hillbilly Jim]

his death has gay sex sooo shook up he hasnt left his lemon pepsi to make one post today

[Behemoth]

Word has it Gare's trying to procure what little is left of the lemon pepsi supply after going through a year's worth in the last 6 hours. He loved that man. He loved him so much.

[Behemoth]

FYI, I do have some lemon pepsi put back. $2 a can if you're interested.