Valentine's day is officially cancelled

[rum dick]

we've got a jumper on the bridge so no way to get downtown in time for dinner reservations.

[gay sex]

was it maurice killing himself cuz he found out u wear a wig

[VaughnP]

rofl Are we still running we these bouffant insults?

[gay sex]

all day err day every god damn day vdiddly

[rum dick]

keep laughing. jokes on you tards. ive been growing my hair out for the last 8 months. bouffant es no mas.

[SkyNigger]

we've got a jumper on the bridge so no way to get downtown in time for dinner reservations.

http://i.imgur.com/NEZ2gJ9.jpg

[rum dick]

real talk we dont celebrate valentines day.

[rum dick]

realer talk the dude actually jumped.

[rum dick]

CORONADO - The Coronado Bay Bridge is back open Friday after a crash caused it to shut down for hours.

10News learned that many San Diegans had their Valentine's Day plans ruined.

The bridge to downtown San Diego is about a mile and half and it takes motorists a few minutes to cross.

But when the bridge shut down Thursday night, drivers had to wait some 35 minutes to cross.

"I'm supposed to go pick my wife up from work. I've got dinner laid out on the table and everything and here it is," said Ben Knolls, who said he was missing his Valentine's Day dinner.

Knolls had to pull over in disbelief and with his wife less than two miles away.

He said he had to make the valentine's day call no one wants to make.

"It's just jammed solid. it would seriously take me 3 hours to get to you," Knolls said over the phone.

The bridge was closed in both directions and police blocked the road for more than two hours - just in time for dinner reservations.

The shutdown ruined many dates Thursday.

"Flowers and everything all set up on the table," said Knolls. "I'm going to have to figure out a way to get her home."

The California Highway Patrol shut down the bridge Thursday night after a report of a multi-vehicle incident on the bridge at about 6:35 p.m. It was not noted the cause of the incident. Shortly after, the CHP received a report that a person threatening to jump.

[rum dick]

poor ben knolls...flowers and everything. what a waste

[Bobby Wong]

flowers is the dogs name bro

[Behemoth]

real talk we dont celebrate valentines day.


:facepalm

[rum dick]

dont you facepalm me. it's a fake holiday wherein corporate america tries to make a buck by forcing couples to 1,2,3 be romantic. a lot of people who actually "celebrate" that "holiday" seem incapable of being romantic on their own terms

[rum dick]

edwina and i turned it into waylon jennings day years ago. ole watasha passed away on 2/13 like a decade ago. edwina and usually spend the 14th getting whiskey drunk, listening to outlaw country at dive bar, and making fun of all of the rubes who got brainwashed by hallmark.

[Behemoth]

edwina and i turned it into waylon jennings day years ago. ole watasha passed away on 2/13 like a decade ago. edwina and usually spend the 14th getting whiskey drunk, listening to outlaw country at dive bar, and making fun of all of the rubes who got brainwashed by hallmark.


So then you do celebrate making fun of Valentine's Day on Valentine's Day. Hallmark just freaky deaky level 9'd your Okie ass you didn't even know it. Point to Hallmark.

[blake]

realer talk the dude actually jumped.

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6851/laterfaggif.gif

[rum dick]

:bravo

blake

[gay sex]

SOMEONES GETTING MILEAGE OUT OF A GREAT ROCK GIF

[gay sex]

dont know if you really deserve to be using it david

[rum dick]

It goes really well with the richard pryor avatar.

[rum dick]

So then you do celebrate making fun of Valentine's Day on Valentine's Day. Hallmark just freaky deaky level 9'd your Okie ass you didn't even know it. Point to Hallmark.

Real talk we also got takeout fried chicken and watched justfied. And we only make fun of the hordes waiting in long lines to get tables cooked by overwhelmed chefs and served by stressed out waiters. Same concept as mothers day. Why does everybody force a meal and flowers when shits gonna be crowded and terrible.

[rum dick]

Because theyre sheeple

[rum dick]

How about being romantic or taking someone you care about out to dinner whenever the fuck yall are both in the mood to have a spontaneous good time. Basically valentines day is gross and probably a catholic creation

[rum dick]

Well holy shit if it isnt a toddler holiday



Bishop Demetri of the Orthodox Research Institute, in a keynote address, states that "St. Valentine was a priest near Rome in about the year 270 A.D, a time when the church was enduring great persecution. His ministry was to help the Christians to escape this persecution, and to provide them the sacraments, such as marriage, which was outlawed by the Roman Empire at that time." [25] Contemporary records of Saint Valentine were most probably destroyed during the Diocletianic Persecution on early 4th century. [26] In the 5th or 6th century, a work called Passio Marii et Marthae published an invented story of martyrdom for Saint Valentine of Rome, probably by borrowing tortures that happened to other saints, as it was usually made in the literature of that period. [26][27] It states that St Valentine was persecuted as a Christian and interrogated by Roman Emperor Claudius II in person. Claudius was impressed by Valentine and had a discussion with him, attempting to get him to convert to Roman paganism in order to save his life. Valentine refused and tried to convert Claudius to Christianity instead. Because of this, he was executed. Before his execution, he is reported to have performed a miracle by healing Julia, the blind daughter of his jailer Asterius. The jailer's daughter and his forty-four member household (family members and servants) came to believe in Jesus and were baptized. [26] In addition to this, Saint Valentine is said to have performed clandestine Christian weddings for soldiers who were forbidden to marry. The Roman Emperor Claudius II supposedly forbade this in order to grow his army, believing that married men did not make for good soldiers. According to legend, in order to "remind them of God's love and to encourage them to remain faithful Christians," Saint Valentine is said to have cut hearts from parchment, giving them to the soldiers and persecuted Christians, a possible origin of the widespread use of hearts on Saint Valentine's Day. [5][28] A later Passio repeated the legend, adding that Pope Julius I built a church over his sepulcre (it's a confusion with a 4th century tribune called Valentino who donated land to build a church at a time when Julius was a Pope). [27] The legend was picked up as fact by later martyrologies, starting by Bede's martyrology in the 8th century. [27] It was repeated in the 13th century, in Legenda Aurea. [29] The book expounded briefly the Early Medieval acta of several Saint Valentines, and this legend was assigned to the Valentine under 14 February.

[SkyNigger]

Nigger holidays always be religious.

Good to see not all yall been sleeping in class.