yo skynigger i need to borrow 40-60k to buy this

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://www.christies.com/lotfinder/paintings/kehinde-wiley-untitled-5653115-details.aspx?from=salesummary&intObjectID=5653115&sid=f14ef5bf-703e-4ee1-835e-e5d4d5d488de

http://www.christies.com/lotfinderimages/D56531/kehinde_wiley_untitled_d5653115h.jpg

[Bobby Wong]

give it up jim you cant buy class

[Hillbilly Jim]

that will look great next to my komodo dragon on black velvet

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/uPvyuUg.jpg

[Hillbilly Jim]

swords make stuff classy

[anatine]

:ugh thats not a sword its a cats tail standing upright

[Hillbilly Jim]

there is a sword looking thing on the ground

[anatine]

:ugh thats the rest of the cat, those 4 things are its legs

[Hillbilly Jim]

:tootles

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i.imgur.com/IYmFViJ.jpg

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

lol at the thought of scooter giving another human being 40-50k pieces of lint from his pocket let alone actual american dollars. if he actually had that much money to give sadly he's already whored himself out and been looted by all his "friends" many times over. at this point if you were parched and needed a penny to get a drink of ice cold water water you'd be lucky if scooter didn't punch you dead on for having the audacity to even think about asking him for money.

[rum dick]

we got an ape scorned here

[rum dick]

also do the cats ever miss and you know get cat pee on the toilet seat? and is there ever a line of cats waiting to use the human toilet? speaking of which how many times have you really has
d to go but a cat was taking a shit and you just had to stand there and hold it?

[VaughnP]

How long was the site down? Apparently the server crashed.

[blake]

don't know, i tried to log on about 10 minutes ago and i wasn't working

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

don't know, i tried to log on about 10 minutes ago and i wasn't working

get a fucking job then you lazy cunt

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

also do the cats ever miss and you know get cat pee on the toilet seat? and is there ever a line of cats waiting to use the human toilet? speaking of which how many times have you really has
d to go but a cat was taking a shit and you just had to stand there and hold it?

ok first and foremost I live with a dog and two kittens, my buddy is the one with the cat rescue for a home and he has over 30 cats right now.

so the litter kwitter essentially steals a bathroom for all intensive purposes. the plastic toilet seat that comes in the box wouldn't fit our toilet securely so I duct taped the cunting shit out of it and now it's a pain to remove so I just use one of the other two bathrooms here.

the cats seem to do quite well, this morning for example I found two cat turds floating in the water and flushed them no fuss no muss. fairly happy overall.

the biggest mods I would make to the litter kwitter are to securely fasten the damn thing to your toilet and switch from kitty litter to this rabbit pellet looking recycled paper cat litter I picked up. it seems to control odor better than arm and hammer plus it's flushable I mean the system I put together works flawlessly, the kittens are super happy as are the people they were intended to keep company there is no smell whatsoever the whole operation is sanitary and has no bad smells and takes little to no effort on my part. winwinwinwinwin (hella win) IMO

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

we got an ape scorned here

I wouldn't say scorned, just that scooter turned out to be very different than I had imagined. much colder, cheaper, poorer, ignorant and impossible to deal with.

oh, and his word means shit. that wasn't terribly pleasant news to tell a person invested in something based on scooters word but I cleaned the mess up pretty good overall.

fuck scooter, seriously. the only thing he ever saw in this forum...I am not going there. the bottom line is that he's good for nothing and unpleasant in general to interact with. if the man dropped dead I wouldn't so much as bat an eyelash. I might cheer actually, now that I envisioned actually receiving the news. the world would be a better, happier place without him.

[anatine]

Maybe he just doesnt like habitually lying manipulative junky garbage humans turned fag by their whore mothers.

[Bobby Wong]

http://i.imgur.com/F8WihkM.gif

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i.mobavatar.com/gossips/nacho.gif

[Bobby Wong]

poor mary has to hoist herself up the stairs every time she has to take a piss because the cats have dibs on the first floor bathroom shes going to end up breaking a hip

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i.imgur.com/EoY6yUY.gif